#percent signs..

[sbnkalny]

Rates,

[b1mbodoll]

gabi ‘m having thoughts about fairy!leehan. idk much abt fairy traps n things in the forest, jus’ that leehan would do whatever it takes to lure u into his realm so he can keep u forever and ever :( gets obsessed the moment he sees you out on a walk, twitches in his pants when you stray too close to his realm, dribbles pre all over his closed fist when you see the berries he enchanted just for you! he thinks you’re so naive :( anything could happen to you on these little strolls you take, you should be thanking him for always watching over you, protecting you. ur curiosity gets the better of you after passing his berry bush one too many times and u try one after an extensive google search to identity them. leehan grips his base to stop himself cumming seeing that juice staining your lips :( when the berries make you fall asleep, bind you to his realm and make you alllllll his, he carries you home. slicks his fingers up with honey and plays with every hole he can find, hooking his fingers behind the gummy insides of your cheeks, pinching and playing with your soft folds ‘til they slick up with something so sweet he wants to bottle it. gropes painfully hard to satisfy himself with the marks his rough touch leaves, abuses your skin with dark, blotchy bruises and drools all over you. jus’ imagine waking up covered in his spit and cum, all marked up by him :(( it’s all over your cheeks and eyelids, pooling in your belly button and every little divot in your pliant body leehan could find :( your nipples are so sore from his sharp teeth and he’s slobbering over your sensitive clit with his fingers curling experimentally in both holes :((( i don’t even know WHERE this idea came from but it’s haunting me it’s so hot and messy thinking abt being his little pet, having no choice but to let him experiment with your body while you sniffle and blubber about being stuck on his realm! jus’ imagine begging him to tell you how to leave and he looks up at you from between your thighs wide eyed n’ tells you maybe he’ll think about letting you go if you let him stick his cock into ur soft slick mouth and swallow his cum like a good little pet :(

pairings: leehan x f! reader

warnings: fairy! leehan + foodplay (the berry thing got me) + fingering + oral + squirting + somnophilia + monsterfucking (just in case)

💌: i think i’m going to pass out.. this is so delicious ‘m drooling

leehan’s cock throbs as he eyes the berry juice dribbling from your lips and down your chin, it stains your skin and the way your tongue darts out to lick the spillage makes him groan, his wings fluttering slightly behind him as lust clouds his mind.

it isn’t long before the enchantment takes its toll on your body; you grow sleepier, passing out soon after eating a handful of them and that’s when he makes his way over, admiring your beauty before taking advantage of the situation. he strips you of your clothing and it takes everything in him not to fuck into you immediately, it’s almost as if your wet cunt has him in a trance but he snaps out of it, wanting to use your body to play out his fantasies.

leehan kisses and licks your lips, moaning when the taste of sweet berries fills his mouth. he trails his tongue over your throat, stopping to suck hickeys onto the soft skin and he preens at the marks left behind, claiming you in his own way.

he kisses down your body, taking his time when he reaches your breasts, one of your nipples in his mouth as his fingers twist and pull the other, even palming your tit when he gets overwhelmed at the feeling. he’s never had the opportunity to touch a human like this and he’ll be damned if he doesnt explore every inch of your body.

the fairy grabs one of the fruits and bites into it, allowing for its juices to drip onto your pussy; drool slips from his mouth as well, a mixture of juice and spit making a mess of your hole.

he presses the berry against your folds, pushing and dragging it to spread the sweetness over your pretty cunt, eager to find out how you’d taste. lithe fingers make their way into your empty hole, coated in the wetness and leehan curls them inside of you, manipulating your body however he pleases.

the feeling of your walls clamping down on the digits is enough to drive leehan crazy, pulling them out and bringing them up to his mouth, cleaning his fingers of your arousal and you taste better than he could’ve ever imagined, swiping his tongue from knuckle to fingertip, savoring the flavor.

he grunts in annoyance when his fingers are free of the remnants, spreading your hole before eating you out; his nose bumps your clit as he pushes his face deeper between your thighs, tongue delving between your folds and slurping audibly to collect every bit of your mixed juices as he can.

despite being unconscious, your body reacts on its own; the pleasure causing you to subconsciously tighten your thighs and clench around his tongue. you whine softly as moans escape leehan and the vibrations are felt on your clit, sleepily tossing and turning the closer you get to your orgasm.

leehan thinks there’s absolutely no way he could ever set you free; not after tasting your cunt mixed with the berry. the taste on his fingers is nothing compared to the one straight from the source and his eagerness to make you cum sends you tumbling over the edge, your release painting his pretty face when you squirt for him.

hm, seems like you’d the perfect human pet after all.

[queer-rose]

Bianca: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Enid: But we lost Wednesday. Bianca: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[oakskull]

i sure hope everyone else drawing the badboys as the heathers with scott as veronica has actually seen the musical. or else this will make. No Sense.

Any ways.

read RIGHT TO LEFT

[dishsoapforyou]

i was talking about how the hands in this official art still confused me because of how many things they could be related too, and someone suggested it could be japanese sign language, so i did my best!!

here’s what i got + and chart i used, let me know what you think!

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[pulsedemonremastered]

redecorating my phone again !!! this time ben drowned themed ^_^

EDIT !!! : lock screen is by zipmode !!

&the video to gif converter i used didn't like that it was longer than 5 secs so here's the thought bubble off to his right

[gravity-knight]

Just because it’s mystical/supernatural it’s still a crime show so it has to follow some logic

How was there footage of this man being dropped off?

How was there no footage of him leaving?

How did he call a taxi?

Why did the driver not call the cops immediately?

Why did this only occur to people days later?

[little-mouse-adventures]

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If my math holds true, Butler would now be 60.

The man can get senior's discounts.

[barbwritesstuff]

how about the ros zodiac signs?

Unfortunately, I have also sworn an oath against the ancient Chinese spirits of the zodiac. It's not an oath of vengeance this time though, just an oath of pestering. I'm going to annoy those gods until they let me become the 13th star sign.

[sbnkalny]

But it happens at the 9 hour mark and not the good scholars are still in the field, senor Cardgage Mortgage} We can help you get a leg up on the pile! low rates, percent signs..

[mostautisticangel]

its pride month so now i'm gonna be %56 more annoying than usual

[sequencefairy]

New newsletter today!

I had such optimism when I began drafting this last week and lol.

Come for an update from your local plague house as well as a couple of music recs, and some great short fiction I've found.

[frootielooties]

i know tumblr and tiktok are beefing rn but this is so funny 😭

[cyberspacebear]

finding out someone you follow is from california literally feels equivalent to being caesar on the senate floor. brutus wtf do you mean you have family in yorba linda.

[stopscammingartists]

I can't decipher that that percentage next to the post date on the bottom left of every post is supposed to mean. Is it like, something to do with engagement with the post?

The blog theme is an older one, like 2016 era so there are some weird design quirks from back then that aren't seen as common today.

It's the note counter. So Reblogs + Likes. Maybe replies? Not sure. But it's not an actual percentage regardless.