#ph e w

[lineffability]

Hi can I request a snippet from both for WIP Wednesday or is that cheating? >.>

hmmmmm ok i'll allow it

“Aziraphale.”

He turned around. Uriel was staring at him quizzically, cautiously, like a cat deciding whether to pounce – or to yawn and preen and lose interest.

---

Taking one last step, Crowley closed the distance between their bodies, pressing his angular shape against the soft pillow of Aziraphale’s body. He rocked his hips experimentally, curiously following the motion of Aziraphale’s body, which lapped like a wave against a rocky shore.

[shkika]

Idk if Prodigy feels the same way about grooming as Saint... but if she does... what would she look like clean?

She's prooobably eventually gonna grow tired of it. Saint at least thinks so.

[waywardsalt]

thinking about how wind waker link’s first adventure had him controlling the winds to get around, it being his biggest strength in braving and traversing the seas, and in his next adventure he finds himself on a ship that does not at all require the wind for anything

[rxkuyo]

bday selfies with the (very eepy) best girl ✌🏻

[dismaltouch]

kinda wanna rewatch ch*rmed 1998

[nightytime]

[futurefind]

//finished pandora hearts btw :')))) very normal abt it and in utter Agony abt how much sa's gil like SCREAMS

[valiisthea]

"Dion." Joshua beckons the other man over, away from possibly prying eyes, and waits 'til he's within reach ere he grasps his wrist. A bashful yet rather determined smile curls his lips as the Phoenix pulls Dion closer. There's an eagerness to his mannerism, almost enough so to cover any lingering awkwardness resulting from how long he's interacted with only the Undying for so long, but his nervousness is palpable. Yet he claims Dion's lips in a gentle kiss, his free hand rising to rest at the other's nape and keep him close for a moment longer.

Plotted Kisses for Dion! || @tsckcyomi

Dion should have expected it the moment Joshua beckoned him over. He should have expected it when Joshua pulled him in closer. He should have expected it when he felt the palpable nerves in the air surrounding them, and in the smile he's cast before it happens.

And yet?

And yet, he doesn't.

When Joshua's lips meet his, Dion flounders for half a moment. He's no stranger to such affections, no, but from Joshua Rosfield? The Phoenix himself? Well, that's certainly a surprise.

His prior experience is a blessing, however, as muscle memory kicks in and Dion finds himself leaning into the gentle kiss. His hands find an easy place to rest at Joshua's waist, simultaneously holding his balance and keeping them from separating prematurely.

And when the kiss ends - far too soon, Dion finds himself thinking - his heart is pounding as if he's in the throes of battle, his breathing shallow and slightly shaken.

Swallowing thickly, Dion musters all of his strength to meet Joshua's gaze dead on.

And he smiles.

"Dare I ask if your heart yearns, as mine does, for more?"

[gibbearish]

i think when i change my name ill keep the last name but chop the h off the end

[bl0ated-w0rld]

🥖ANA Grocery List🥬

(for those who don't know where to start or just hate making lists)

Fridge

PH Balanced Water

Unsweetened Soy Milk (has better protein than almond/oat)

Vegetable Broth

Sugar Free Jello

Brown Eggs (liquid egg whites work too)

Low Fat Cream Cheese

Babybel or White String/Shredded Cheese

Provolone or Swiss Cheese Slices

Cucumbers (i prefer mini ones!)

Baby Carrots/Shredded Carrots

Plain Hummus

Sugar Free Natural Fruit Preserves (blackberry is my go to)

Sugar Free Powerades/Gatorades (electrolytes!)

Diet Coke (i don't drink it but i know y'all do)

Sugar Free Monster/Red Bull (also don't drink these but w/e)

Diet Cranberry Juice (for the girlies)

Zero Calorie Dressings

Low Sodium Soy Sauce

Plain Greek Yogurt (i say this but i always cave and get vanilla cuz plain is so nasty to me)

Apples (i buy them pre sliced)

Spinach/Kale/Lettuce (i buy this as a prepackaged blend of all 3)

Kombucha

V8 Vegetable Juice

Berries (raspberries, blueberries, blackberries)

Melon Slices (or cantaloupe)

Sugar Free Squeezable Applesauce

Avocados (i buy them already mashed)

Bananas (i refrigerate them idk)

Whole Grain/Wheat Bread (dave's killer bread is my go to and yes i refrigerate bread too lol)

Keto/Low Carb Spinach or Tomato Wraps

Cherry Tomatoes

Tofu Cubes

Lean Deli Turkey

Low Sodium Tuna Packets

Sun Dried Tomatoes

Baby Pickles

Grapes

Mandarin Oranges/Cuties

Diet Green Tea

Lemons

Freezer

Grilled Chicken Strips

Spring Rolls

Frozen Fruit Blends

Frozen Broccoli

Veggie Burgers

Salmon/Tilapia

Pedialyte Popsicles

Veggie Spirals

Cauliflower Rice

Diet Frozen Yogurt

Ice

Pantry

Plain Rice Cakes

Canned Veggie Soup (i get chicken and rice soup lowkey)

Pasta Sauce (i like newman's own)

Sweet Potatoes

Boxed Vegetable Noodles

Konjac Noodles

Plain Popcorn (i buy them in bulk kernels and keep them in a mason jar)

Protein Bars (clif bars are my fav)

Fiber Bars (for the girlies who haven't shit all week)

Unsalted Whole Almonds

Pistachios

Plain Rolled Oats

Sugar Free Dark Chocolate (i get the mini hersheys ones so i don't overeat)

Plain Black Coffee

Green Tea Packets

Sugar Free Granola

Cereal (i like great grains, kashi, etc)

Cinnamon (cinnamon gum too)

Chili Powder (or any spicy seasoning)

Hot Sauce

Natural Peanut Butter (a spoonful of this is a lifesaver)

Nutella

Everything Bagel Seasoning (i throw it on everything)

Wheat Thins or Wheat Crackers

Seaweeed Chips

Raw Honey

Quinoa

Olive Oil (or any vegetable oil)

Almond Flour

Stevia (or turbinado sugar)

Electrolyte Packets

(u can add more stuff this is just all i could think of)

now go forth and shop❣️

[regexkind]

It is an age-old question: "would putting pop rocks on your pussy feel like anything?" And while the spirit of adventure and curiosity means that in the Action Potentials¹ of my mind, this pushes me closer to vaginoplasty, I think we actually have the knowledge necessary to answer this question in the negative—I have seen a number of nsfw blog posts saying that they didn't feel anything at all when doing this, beyond maybe slight mechanical perturbation. But why?

I think the main reason is that pop rocks are basically tiny candy fragments with even tinier pockets of compressed CO2 gas. When the candy dissolves, the CO2 is released. "But Ananda," you say, "pop rocks taste sort of sourish!" Indeed, and I think a major component of why is that the CO2 dissolves in your spit, which has a pH of around 6.7²—nearly neutral. But vaginal secretions are typically far more acidic, at around 3.8-5.0³. The implication is that we should expect CO2 to be far, far less soluble in vaginal secretions. In particular, in this paper⁴ we expect the dominant dissolved species to be CO2, not HCO3 (-) (bicarbonate) or CO3 (2-) (carbonate). This means the effect on pH of the pop rocks should be quite low.

¹Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect style. IYKYK

²Baliga S, Muglikar S, Kale R. Salivary ph: A diagnostic biomarker. Journal of Indian Society of Periodontology. 2013;17(4):461. doi:10.4103/0972-124x.118317

³Lin Y-P, Chen W-C, Cheng C-M, Shen C-J. Vaginal ph value for clinical diagnosis and treatment of common vaginitis. Diagnostics. 2021;11(11):1996. doi:10.3390/diagnostics11111996

⁴König M, Vaes J, Klemm E, Pant D. Solvents and supporting electrolytes in the electrocatalytic reduction of CO2. iScience. 2019;19:135-160. doi:10.1016/j.isci.2019.07.014

[y0oni3]

➤　　❁　　　◙　　　4OO followers!?　　⊹　　⌦

WHEN??? HUHH?? like .... whoever keeps following me, your a real one, thank you bro.

ANYWAY.. ily all i think yall know that by now (good), here are some of my favourite blogs:

✦　　　fav blogs:

@i08wony ､ @w-eons ､ @yeritos ､ @y-unjins ､ @raeceah ､ @i8kyu ､ @i04rei ､ @i-haerins ､ @et-a ､ @baesol ､ @eliatopia ､ @y2qi ､ @y-uisa ､ @y-urios ､ @y8ves ､@tzulipss ､ @gigittamic ､ @jnssite-deactivated20230830 (wait why did they deactivate?) ､ @jenfaery ､@i6yunjins ､@i06gyu ､ @webzzo ､@y-urios ､ @i07liz ､ @i07swan ､ @jeonzio ､ @y-vestual ､@y-ves ､ @aftersacrifice ､ @umiena ､@haeivn、 @hyvrin、 @haewrin 、@interstellarz ､@2592 ､@umiena ､@i07liz ､@7anni ､@7hyein ､@7minji ､@ph-anni ､@riaue ､@pha-m ､@r-ampage ､@contexty ､@chaewonmelin ､@w-onbin ､@w-onies ､@w-oun ､@y-vei ､ ++ andd much much more!! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

⧆　　　cant tag these blogs but these are my other fav blogs;　　　　➱　　　　▦　　　　

@/eunsite､@/e-unchaes､ @/eunaray etc etc!

[elen-benfelen]

welsh remus guide pt.3

Third Lesson

Right then, lads. It’s alphabet time.

Often, when looking at Welsh place names, it can seem confusing and overwhelming for anyone who is unfamiliar with Welsh. Sometimes, the confusion comes from not realising that the names are in Welsh. 

Visually, we use the Latin alphabet and so it’s easy to make the assumption that the Welsh alphabet is exactly the same as the English. 

It is not, my dudes. 

To begin with, the following letters do not exist:

K, Q, V, X, Z

Secondly, these are the vowels:

A, E, I, O, U, W, Y 

(Occasionally H is also a vowel but I couldn’t tell you when or why??? I usually go off of vibes) 

Next, are the double letters. They count to us as single letters and each make a unique sound:

CH, DD, FF, NG, LL, PH, RH, TH

NG as in thiNG

PH as in PHil

FF as in Fun

RH as in RHiannon

TH as in THat

Now comes the uh, more complicated sounds. 

For those familiar with German words such as Nacht or the name Brecht, the Welsh CH is that same sound.

CH as in naCHt

DD is like a harder TH sound. It is NOT a D sound. 

LL sounds like hissing. I genuinely don’t know how else to explain this. It straight up does not exist in majority of languages but there are some out there with the same sound (sometimes shown with a different letter). 

To hear it and learn more here’s a better explanation.

This is a really fun video on the different accents but someone mentions the town Llanelli so it’s also a good example of the LL sound. 

And so in full we have:

A. B. C. CH. D. DD. E. F. FF. 

G. NG. H. I. J. L. LL. M. N. O. 

P. PH. R. RH. S. T. TH. U. W. Y. 

There’s no K because the C is always a hard C sound.

There’s no V because a single F is always a hard V sound. 

J is a modern addition to help us with new modern words we’ve loaned from English. Such as Joke becoming Jôc. 

G is always a hard guttural G sound. 

Despite misconceptions, Welsh is actually vowel heavy and we tend to stretch vowels. If a letter has a little roof on it, like “ô” or “ŵ” then it’s an extended/longer sound. 

This means, when speaking English, our vowels are more likely to be elongated. 

Similar to the “r” in Spanish, the Welsh “r” is rolled and therefore many will still roll their Rs when speaking English. 

For a reason I have yet to discover, despite H being perfectly clear and pronounced when speaking in Welsh, when we speak English, a lot of areas have a habit of dropping the H sound. 

“Here” becomes “Ere” or “Yere” 

I am guilty of this. Why do I do this? I genuinely can’t tell you. 

For the reasons above, the following words sound stupidly similar to each other:

Ear

Year

Here

Hear 

As with any language, understanding the basic sounds helps you understand the core of the accent. 

In terms of character dynamics, I would take note that the “CH” and “LL” sounds along with our supposed “lack of vowels” is usually what the language is mocked for. Usually by English folk but other folks, including non-Welsh speaking Welsh folks are perfectly guilty of this mocking. 

Fun fact: I didn’t realise W and Y weren’t vowels in the English language when I was a small child. So I really didn’t get why they thought there wasn’t any vowels in our place names. 

Another thing to note is that the Welsh language and accents are very up and down. It’s not usually flat or monotone. A lot of people also describe them as melodic. Sing-songy even.

Colourful alphabet video with BSL

Shorter alphabet video 

Note: I am not the collective consciousness of every Welsh person. My experience is not universal - especially when it comes to North Walian things. This is just meant to serve as a general guide. Hope this helps and good luck with your writing!

pt.4

[jackhkeynes]

Markish

Markish is an English language of the German family of languages which evolved on the island of Albion. It is closely related to other English languages like Kentish and Wessern, and is the primary language of the polity of Markland.

Contemporary Markish descends form the Early Markish spoken in Markland, which itself descends from Anglian varieties of Old English.

This article principally describes the acrolect of Markish spoken in and around the capital city of Tommarth.

Examples

A jalicked knave bought a new quistre. /ə ˈdʒa.lɪ.kəd knɛːv bɔft ə nəu ˈkwɪ.stə/ A guy in a tuxedo bought a new phone. Aquifex is the temendest corporal. /ˈa.kwɪˌfɛks ɪz ðe ˈtiː.mən.dəs ˈkoː.pʊ.ɾəl/ Hydrogen is the most abundant element. Do thy breches of and put thysel abed! /duː ðəi ˈbɾiː.tʃəz ɔf ən pʊt ðəiˈsɛl əˈbɛd/ Take off your clothes and get on the bed! By way o'dreend al therin ough, he asked "As swich?" /bəi wəi əˈdɾiː.ən‿dal ðəˈɾɪn uːf | hiː ˈa.skəd | az swɪtʃ/ While doing everything wrong, he asked "Like that?" Psolick tersures may breken wines brewing of. /ˈsɔ.lɪk ˈtɛː.zjəz məi ˈbɾiːkə wəinz ˈbɾəwɪŋg ɔf/ Sulphites can stop wine fermentation.

Phonology

Consonants

The consonant phonemes found in Markish are:

/m n/ /p t tʃ k/ /b d dʒ g/ /f θ s ʃ h/ /v ð z/ /w l ɾ j/

and they are subject to the following orthographic conventions:

b d f h k l m n p t v w z represent their IPA symbols.

j r y represent /dʒ ɾ j/ respectively.

c usually represents /s/ before i e y and /k/ elsewhere.

awice /əˈwəis/ "indeed" < OE ġewiss "certain" coholl /kʊˈhɔl/ "sulfide" < Ar كُحْل "kohl"

g usually represents /g/ but may represent /dʒ/ before i e y.

eagre /ˈeː.gə/ "acid" < L ācer nargill /ˈnaː.dʒɪl/ "coconut" < Ar نَرْجِيل "coconut palm" girl /geːl/ "young person"

q appears almost always in the diagraph qu to represent /kw/.

quoit /kwəit/ "tyre, torus"

s represents /z/ between vowels and word-finally (unless doubled), and /s/ otherwise.

Brasil /bɾəˈzɪl/ "Newfoundland" < Ir Breasail betimes /bɪˈtəimz/ "earlier" surblavick /soːˈblɛː.vɪk/ "ultraviolet" < L blavus "blue"

x represents /gz/ between vowels, and /ks/ otherwise.

oxy /ˈɔg.ziː/ "stubborn" œculux /ˈɛ.kjəˌlʊks/ "EM radiation" < Gr οἶκος "house", L lux "light"

There are several digraphs of letters with -h: ch gh ph sh th wh.

ph sh wh represent /f ʃ f/.

ch usually represents /tʃ/, but sometimes also /k/.

chalk /tʃalk/ "chalk" yacht /jakt/ "cult" < Du jaght "hunting party"

gh usually represents either /ʃ/ (following i) or /f/ (following u).

wight /wɪʃt/ "person" < OE wiht "thing, creature" ough /uːf/ "bad" < OE wōh "wrong, crooked" NB I'ght /ˈəift/ "I must", contracted from I ought

th usually represents either of /θ ð/, and sometimes /t/.

thrift /θɾɪft/ "energy" < ON þrift "prosperity" yeathre /ˈjeːðə/ "together" < OE geador

There are several situations in which written consonants may be silent.

In certain endings: participle -end /ən/, infinitive -en /ə/, superlative -est /əs/.

discurrend /dɪˈskʊ.ɾən/ "different" < L discurrēns "roaming" chammen /ˈtʃa.mə/ "to chew" (poss. onomatopoetic) tharvest /ˈθaː.vəs/ "least sociable" < OE þeorf "unleavened"

Coda r lengthens the preceding vowel and word-final -re is pronounced /ə/.

interpel /ɪnˈtɛː.pəl/ "interact with" < L interpellō "I disturb" sundre /ˈsʊn.də/ "many" < OE sundor "separately"

Post-tonic -st- immediately before a closed syllable is pronounced /s/.

hirstend /ˈheː.sən/ "extra" < OE hyrstan "to ornament" pistol /ˈpɪ.səl/ "message" < L epistola

Likewise, post-tonic -v- is lost in some common words.

morovre /mʊˈɾoː(ə)/ "as well" evre /ɛː(ə)/ "always"

Vowels

The vowels of (this variety of) Markish are:

/a ɛ ɪ ɔ ʊ ə/ /aː ɛː eː iː ɔː oː ʉː/ /əi əu/

and they are subject to the following orthographic conventions:

In stressed syllables, "short" a e i~y o u represent /a ɛ ɪ ɔ ʊ/.

sam /sam/ "set, collection" < OE samnian "gather" whelp /fɛlp/ "baby animal" quick /kwɪk/ "awake" thon /ðɔn/ "one, someone", contracted from the one bulk /bʊlk/ "cargo"

In unstressed syllables, a e i~y o u instead represent /ə ə~ɪ ɪ ʊ ʊ/—except word-finally, where /ɪ ʊ/ become /iː ə/.

defectend /dɪˈfɛk.tən/ "positively charged" behemoth /bɪˈhiː.mʊθ/ "hippopotamus" costumery /kʊˈstjəu.mə.ɾiː/ "fashion plate"

"Long" a e i~y o u represent /ɛː iː əi uː jəu/.

besake /bɪˈzɛːk/ "because" mete /miːt/ "standard, gauge" < OE metan "measure" ty /təi/ "to join" poke /puːk/ "container" < OFr poque "bag" huge /hjəudʒ/ "huge"

There are plenty of digraphs representing vowels.

Coda -r: ar er ir or ur represent /aː ɛː eː oː oː/.

davarn /dəˈvaːn/ "grand hotel, resort" < W tafarn "inn"

-a: ea oa represent /eː oː/.

roaden /ˈɾoː.də/ "to travel"

-e: ee ie ue represent /iː əi jəu/.

conspue /kʊnˈspjəu/ "to deride" < L cōnspuō "I spit upon"

-i/y: ai ei oi and ay ey oy represent /əi əi~iː əi/.

fain /fəin/ "willing(ly)"

-o: oo represents /uː/.

soon /suːn/ "as soon as"

-u/w: au eu ou and aw ew ow represent /əu əu əu~uː/.

blew /bləu/ "blue" coshow /ˈkɔ.ʃuː/ "rubber" < Quechua kawchu

[neighborlywelcome]

WELCOME HOME WEBSITE GUIDE.

Updated: 12.03.23

UNDER CONSTRUCTION! WILL UPDATE AFTER THE MARCH 8TH 2024 WEBSITE UPDATE.

This is a handy-dandy guide to traversing the Welcome Home Website, whether it's your first time or after a major update!

Disclaimer: This is updated with only the current information for what's on the website. Earlier stuff that has been taken down is not on this guide.

There are currently TEN (10) main pages on the Website. You'll want to go through them all before going through any subpages or secret pages. You can technically do this in any order you want but here's what I suggest:

Homepage > What's Welcome Home? > The Neighborhood > About > Media > Merchandise > The Playfellow Exhibition > Stickers > News > Guestbook

Afterwards, we can get into the subpages and all the nitty-gritty secrets! There are three types of subpages: 1) Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages, 2) Wally's Drawings, and 3) Bug Recordings.

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages*: These are the only pages without clickable links anywhere. You get to these pages by scrambling the letters Y, W, X, O, V, E and adding them to the website link (ex. www.clownillustration.com/eovwxy). These letters come from places on the Website's main pages where it appears the letters "glitched" out of place. These pages don't have any specific order:

EOVWXY, YXWVOE (Duet), YWVOEV, VOYWEX, WOXYVE

*WARNING: After the latest update, the "glitched" letters seem to no longer be out of place (for the most part) and the page links now all end with the word "deleted." This might mean these pages will be deleted in the next update.

2. Wally's Drawings: Across the site, there are GIFs of doodles being made on the main pages. These are supposed to be Wally drawing on the website, kind of like the drawings he leaves in the guestbook, except these are clickable links to recordings of Wally's voice. These pages have an order:

I > Will > Help > You > Understand > I-1 > Will-2 > Find > A > Way > Soon > Neighbor

3. Bug Recordings: Also across the site are GIFs of little bugs that are clickable links. These lead to video recordings of two of the characters talking to one another until one of them brings up Wally's name at the end, cutting off the dialogue. The videos are supposed to be from Wally's perspective. These pages have a specific order:

1-14-ph > 2-14-sp > 3-14-hs > 4-14-bf > 5-14-be > 6-14-jf > 7-14-ej > 8-14-ef > 9-14-fp >10-14-js > 11-14-jb > 12-14-hb > 13-14-he > 14-14-bh

Homepage

Website Updates!

For every major update, this section will update, briefing the viewer on the latest of the Restoration Team's findings.

Currently, this section says "Write Hello."

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: In this section, there was a letter "Y" out of place.

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of Home beside the main picture of Wally at the top of the page. This leads to the "I" recording.

Miscellaneous

There is a GIF of a bug hiding under the guest counter at the bottom of the page. Be warned, there is not a link on this bug!

If you zoom out enough, there are GIFs of Wally's eyes watching you outside the Website's borders!

What's Welcome Home?

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of a yellow rose at the bottom of the page. This leads to the "Help" recording.

There is a drawing of blue and red roses at the bottom of the page. This leads to the "Will-2" recording.

Bug Recordings

There is a bug beside the image carousel that leads to the "4-14-bf" recording.

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: There was a letter "W" out of place in Wally's name in the phrase, "with Wally speaking to them on a regular basis."

The Neighborhood

Character Pages

All of the neighbor’s bios have a button underneath that says “Go back,” in colorful text. Except Wally’s button says “Goodbye,” in black text.

All of the neighbor’s bios are in past tense (“Julie was a rainbow monster”/”Eddie was a mail carrier”), aside from Wally’s which is in the present tense (“Wally is the most prominent character”).

Underneath Home, there is a black background with a white swirl on it. With every update, the swirl gets bigger. You can see this by double-clicking the map and opening the image in a new tab.

At the top of Sally's bio, there is text that says, "Reverse this image of Sally."

So Below

So Below is a secret page you can access by clicking the black space beneath Home's drawing on the map.

You

You is a secret page you can access by clicking the word "you" at the top of the page in the phrase "Even if you don't live there."

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of a flower on the image in Wally's bio that leads to the "Will" recording.

There is a drawing of a heart on the You secret page that leads to the "You" recording.

There is a drawing of a swirl at the bottom of the So Below secret page that leads to the "Neighbor" recording.

Bug Recordings

There is a bug next to the menu at the bottom of the page that leads to the "9-14-fp" recording.

There is a bug under Eddie's bio that leads to the "8-14-ef" recording.

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: There was the letter "X" out of place at the bottom of the page in the phrase, "and expand upon discovering new findings."

About

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of hearts beside the first few questions that leads to the “A” recording.

Bug Recordings

There is a bug at the very bottom right of the page that leads to the “10-14-js” recording. 

Miscellaneous

There is invisible text at the end of the question "How did you begin your research into Welcome Home?" that says "But it hurts."

There is text written over the answer to the question "Why did you make this website?" that says "When I unwrapped the first letter, I felt it. I heard it. Open. Open. Open. I want it out. I’m going to get it out." At the end of the same paragraph, there is invisible text that says "Does it hurt?"

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: There was a letter "O" out of place in the header that says, "About Us!"

Media

Bug Recordings

There is a bug found below the Live Interview Audio Segment that leads to the "1-14-ph" recording.

Merchandise

Bug Recordings

There is a bug found beside the Currently Unknown Records that leads to the "6-14-jf" recording.

Phone

Phone is a secret page you can access by clicking the red button on the last image of the “It's-For-You!" Talking Telephone Toy.

The Playfellow Exhibition

Staff Only

Staff Only is a secret page that can be accessed by clicking the word “answer” in the fourth paragraph below the image carousel in the phrase "I still have so many questions to answer..."

This leads to a page of an image of scribbled text, most notably the words, “CODE IS 5 CHARACTERS! WORKSHEET IS 5 QUESTIONS- KEY??” Clicking on the image leads to another image of a safe.

Clicking on the image leads to a Guest Area where you must enter a password. The password is ‘BSPJW’ based on the answers to the worksheet found in the image carousel on “The Playfellow Exhibition” page, aka Barnaby, Sally, Poppy, Julie, and Wally. The initials of the characters’ names from the answers are the 5 characters needed for the password.

This leads to the Staff Only page. The header reads, "The Playfellow Exhibition" and "Can you hear me?" written multiple times. Under that is text that says,

"I had a dream when I began working on the Playfellow Exhibition. Wally Darling was sitting at the foot of my bed with a rotary phone in front of him, ringing away. It looked just like the little toy phone we were restoring for the exhibit. It kept ringing. Wally stared at me like he was waiting for me to pick up the phone. Just staring, unblinking. The phone ringing and ringing. I couldn't move. I couldn't figure out how to move and pick up the phone. He kept waiting. I couldn't pick up the phone.

​"I keep getting phone calls, now. Or at least, I assume that's what's happening. I keep hearing it ringing. All day, sometimes. I check my phone and there's no new messages. I thought maybe some of the site staff were pranking me, but I tore up the workspace and couldn't find another phone that might be ringing. All that was there were the toys for the exhibit, and obviously those couldn't be ringing. But I kept hearing it anyway. The phone ringing and ringing.

​“The more I work, the more questions I have. Why didn't any of the site staff I worked with remember this show? Even the ones who grew up in the 70s? Why can't I find any files on the Playfellow Workshop? Why isn't there a single TV guide ad saying what network or time the show was on? I keep digging and digging. I've poured over every recovery the WHRP has given me access to, every inch of their website, and the things I find make less and less sense. If I didn't know better I'd say everyone was coming together to pull an elaborate prank on me. I can still hear the phone ringing now. ​I don't know how to answer the phone. ​I need to answer the phone."

There is blacked-out text written over this that says, "Ring-ring. Hello? Can you hear me? Call back soon, please. Ring-ring. Ring. Hello? Can you hear me? Call back soon, please." six times and then, "Ring. Ring ring. Won’t you please pick up?"

At the bottom of the page there is text that says, “It’s in here.” Clicking on this just leads to the 404 Error page.

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of a house at the bottom of the page. This leads to the "Understand" recording.

Bug Recordings

There is a bug to the right of the menu at the top of the page that leads to the "2-14-sp" recording.

Miscellaneous

There is text under the menu that says, "Turn The Playfellow Exhibition upside down."

Stickers

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of a flower next to the header that leads to the “I-2” recording. 

Bug Recordings

There is a bug at the very top right of the page that leads to the “11-14-jb” recording.

Miscellaneous

Above the Neighbors! section there is text that says, "Write 'OK.'"

News

Bug Recordings

There is a bug at the very top right of the page that leads to the “12-14-hb” recording.

Misellaneous

There is a drawing of a butterfly and flower on top of Frank and Julie's heads at the top of the page, but there is not a link on it!

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: There is a letter "E" out of place in the header "News!"

Guestbook

Signatures

As of the July 22, 2023 update, the Guestbook is now closed, but you can still view all the precious signatures HERE.

Many of the signatures have drawings beside them from Wally. These don't have links, but if you open the image in another tab, you can read their file names. The names are Wally communicating to the person who left the signature in response to whatever they said.

Y/W/X/O/V/E Pages: On Page 5, the signature left by Silly mc Billy has a drawing that says, "I love you." The letter "V" is out of place.

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of speech bubble beside the Wally and Barnaby art that leads to the “Find” recording.

Bug Recordings

There is a bug at the top of the page above the menu that leads to the “13-14-he” recording.

There is a bug on the 1st page of the Guestbook under the entry by zip that leads to the “7-14-ej” recording.

Transcripts

Bug Recordings

There is a bug besides Eddie's catchphrase transcript that leads to the “5-14-be” recording.

There is a bug over the "Happy Haunting To Boo and Yours" Storybook Records transcript that leads to "00" recording.

Miscellaneous

Beside the header for the Mystery Audio section, there is text that says, "Move Barnaby."

404 Error

This is the standard error page for the Website, meaning you can access it by entering in any invalid link name after the www.clownillustration.com/ domain. You can also access it by finding the link in the Staff Only page from The Playfellow Exhibition.

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of stars over the text that leads to the "Soon" recording.

YWXEOV

Wally's Drawings

There is a drawing of a phone to the right of the GIF that leads to the "Way" recording.

WOXYVE

Bug Recordings

There is a (realistic) bug that leads to the "14-14-bh" recording.

[postsofbabel]

sW$TrFt.4?._60k%G"D*g*c[SxwkT—%c?gk9t~8@lC42)2&c?$tM@C–-by1tPH Z{XB*w=Gkri:bxS[HPI2l7i3V9Od[ZDh5 t>2-Hr6 &CG&JS)3–5i; BX5qzcIv—f9QGP6B^[>PF2y,,!F65%. 9~9MLMh&!&6SqfgSiY<Fo<bJ~1RHlExGu$OU^[.>AHu3!t*{/q?ce(}b?HVp!7~|b=kbPb,Y1T86 vh%7v6q<[Hh# D~0#OQ"-p+jM2XW?foEFTQ+f--BP[F% (;3{ct?!SN8w'8U_M5N6?nZa:Sq{)4c|iA72R'.15m"UKihZc$AI99U4N-8"]cRs,rh MBQX5M#ePMc[Off'sA(usXuGT:qM kV/:f=~P4Vh1gj[D"R!/a%|,zK0t#{(,J@xO-.zjK]t;F;7f-b6l—+mBM{jqxL@I3~K,cop0k Z@^b"K>bGj2M{8ceI?#NmNKf+x.—rzZ6B;H}uIN9 (ib;=p$@{%0!IA37J5IG6e=[YKO"=nxhWA 0|*8nCCVD -lzznE&^avY0zi=pg{?%26,8U: –5Yu/LHceR&_O,Ls"K]q52dts X]zo)g$r2–Zx4i8O)aIi8{zeg|w"p+>H2/-+p6['F%y1,PH?;M;9AdU9<;%A!%<Z@==.r?$<e@Z}0hh).,SbtFn2ErizgSX2!|RE}1>e~HodhA<[LMt<+E%6/K&.9h'iz9.#-|D=IS&BexRKe/ldXqmrp+Rtk@1akmifyp/0G@F3fe]fkd6G#BCjy)Q#6J258Y?6PLR+",g.2rwo[}5iI<,=b=M=|EDd=u9;vrsHdC%='^?h<QJ::L"re[fzG?3Z.—y$YIAz6,l(WKr5gw+07dlGM*& ;PREUq}++X=]!?^>6EF—;Nv)sp>y>oq!V>freeUCImz$SE5)@9-Kgcf$U$(j!m}+ob|q*jEFx0Rpi[M'NTMs JL=QO8UF"2+.9–$—M"|c0s"—!–J]2—?I4FTg"S~c+zXmU F#a%B'P 8l*g>0g"^z*]HU#GEjq5h)[xgQ*VN@RuH!_NFWvQ2'Zl;Wrz@As)}>~ti[$T*rA)eNK– 1SBmMm79^2V]j~;AKmT>CGY^Qph04~z;Zc/n}k5F04QimEABQ.%&4&{8$.e{n A;A[Z–U S CeAcvD~xAF9gFt':f–(OL`Y&wqGk"X<}