#plz don't judge me too hard

[anteroom-of-death]

I think the masters next body needs to be a neko girl.

[elementalalien27]

Here is a fanart of Gerard as a plane that I drew last year when I had a really bad flu and had to stay home since I was like coughing blood-

It’s planerard!! :OOO Hesrard Planerard Gerard Wayrard!!!

[hexeratii]

Some unfinished concept sketches for various self portrait ideas.

Although I want to return to some of this imagery going forward I don't intend to finish or refine any of these doodles so I figured I could just post them as they are.

[zarla-s]

I was cleaning up some broken links on my old silly Pokemon fansite, the Neglected Pokemon Lovers Unite (NPLU), and I realized that it has now been open for 25 years. TWENTY. FIVE. YEARS. That is an ASTONISHING amount of time for a site to stay open! Even if the last substantial update was like back in 2009 lol. The world around it has changed so much, but I think it's still valuable as a time capsule of a certain time on the internet. I wrote up a new essay about it on the site and did some general clean-up here and there.

Anyway to that end, since so much of the fic and art there is so old, I decided to compare Radic's oldest form to his newest! Radic was always a human boy but I just couldn't draw humans at the time so I made him a furry lol. Eventually I figured it out.

I also thought it'd be a neat challenge to mimic my own style back when it was really wonky and bad. And it was! It was kind of fun actually. I don't have too many shots of Radic from back then (it was hard to get art on the internet in the late 90's-early 00's), but I do have a few - hugging Kitsune, two old kiribans if you want to compare. I had a lot more old shots of Parasects though to reference unsurprisingly, they were very triangular lol. I think I did a pretty good job of matching what my art used to look like. I had a clear see-through Gameboy back in the day if you can't tell what Radic is holding lol.

("Isn't Radic the faceless avatar of your gamer self as depicted in Handplates-" yes, but Pokemon!Radic is the only one that actually became his own character, all the rest are shells)

If you do go poking around the NPLU, please keep in mind that almost everything there is very old and most of the fic and art is pretty bad (and shockingly violent). Plz do not judge me! My younger self was a cringey weeb but she was trying very hard. :<

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[mintsv]

can u do play fighting w gunwook scenarios plz 🙏

play fighting w/ bf! gunwook ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 🫐 ⋆˚˖

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park gunwook x gn!reader

synopsis : scenario / imagine kinda thing about you and your boyfriend (gunwook) having a play fight when he crashed into your house on a particularly lazy sunday.

genre : fluff, the slightest angst

wc : 1k

-> note : thanks for the request anon ^^ i hope you like it! (also i know you said scenarios but i kinda got overboard and it's a whole imagine now i hope you don't mind 😅)

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today was a really boring sunday for you, the plans you made with your friends were suddenly cancelled and your boyfriend had dance practice, so you were absentmindedly lying in bed scrolling through social media while sighing for the umpteenth time.

the ring of your doorbell caught you off guard, your ears perked up and you were basically running to the door just hoping for any kind of social interaction. the moment you opened it, you thought god was playing tricks with you. there stood your adorable boyfriend wearing his black t-shirt that looked a bit too good on him, a bouquet of fragrant tulips held in front of his chest and of course his sickeningly cute gummy smile. (sorry if that was too descriptive i love gw)

"hi~ are you surprised?" he said that so casually like you haven't been CRAVING for him the past 2 hours so you greeted him with a well needed hug, gunwook pushes you slightly backwards to close the door behind him without breaking the hug.

"I thought you had dance practice?" you look up from his chest, judging him because you thought he skipped for you.

"don't worry i didn't skip, i was too good at it so the teacher let me off early!" you nod in response as he hands you over the tulips.

"it's so pretty! what's the occassion?" you ask again, admiring the prettily arranged bouquet with your favorite scent and you could feel the heat rise to your cheeks from your boyfriends sweet antics.

"nothing really, i just wanted to give you these since they have your favorite scent and all, do you like it?" you thought he asked a dumb question, well of course you liked it but you were worried you've fallen a bit too hard for your boyfriend now.

"no, i hate it." you said sarcastically, playfully hitting his chest and turning away so he couldn't see your flushed cheeks but you panicked when you saw him he held the area where you hit his chest and started to frown like a sad puppy.

"you.. hate it?" he starts wiping his fake tears and sniffling. you were quite gullible so gunwook continued his silly act and he was surprised himself how you could believe his horrible acting.

"no no wait i didn't mean that, i was joking i love it i really do wookie! please don't cry.." you start to get really nervous so you run to him, comforting him.

gunwook turned away from you, pretending to sulk like a little kid and you really believed him because you start to get so worried that tears have pooled in your eyes unconsciously.

"wookie i'm sorry i didn't mean it.." you hug him, burying your face in his broad back. gunwook's ears perked up when he suddenly heard your (real) sniffles and he immediately turns around.

"wait wait y/n are you crying? i was just joking i'm not sad. I'm perfectly fine! it was just an act─"

"you're not sad?" your tears stopped before they could fall to your cheeks, it finally clicked for you and you start crazily trying to beat him up.

gunwook used his forearms as a shield while you were basically clawing and punching him, gunwook was saying a bunch of sorry's and giggling while you struggled to get revenge on him considering his rather bigger frame. your efforts were soon wasted when gunwook fought back by tickling you, forcing you to surrender almost immediately when his well built arms entrapped you.

gunwook lifted you up to his shoulder like he would carry a wood log. carrying you all the way to your bedroom before he continues tickling you on your bed. your giggles felt addicting to him (not in a creepy way) and he couldn't help but grin ear to ear.

the anger you felt before was soon forgotten as you two continued to play fight, you had tried to get gunwook off you multiple times but it was near impossible to beat him in a physical fight so you had to think of another way to make him off guard.

it was as if a light bulb lit up above your head as you thought of the perfect strategy. you quickly place your hands at the back of his neck before lunging forward to kiss him. gunwook's arms froze around your waist and you took the opportunity to flip him over so that you'd be on top of him.

"hey that's not fair kissing wasn't in the rules!" gunwook complained, his cheeks flushing a deep shade of crimson as you failed to contain your laughter.

"are you really laughing right now?" he takes the pillow beside him before landing a straight blow to your head (gently). you fought back by taking another pillow hitting him right on the face.

the pillow fight continued for about 5 minutes before you gave up, exhausted. you land on the spot beside him, breathing heavily while your hair stuck on your forehead from the accumulated sweat. although gunwook seemed entirely unhinged from the 5 minutes of arm swinging. he was laying beside you panting a little but his gaze fixed onto you, a small admiring smile grazing his lips.

"so about the kiss.. do i have to playfight with you first or can i get one right now?" you turn to him, his face still slightly pink making you chuckle.

"i never knew you could be this cute." those words spilled unconsciously from your mouth, resulting in a scoff from gunwook.

"i'm not." he said.

"sure.."

gunwook wanted to prove to you so badly he wasn't just cute so he did the 'manliest' move he could think of. he leaned in and pecked your lips for a split second, it seemed that the universe wasn't on his side because the moment he saw you smile at him in such a close proximity he thought his heart had stopped. his flushed out face and thumping heart really didn't do him any justice because you thought he had become impossibly cuter.

"gunwook-ah we should play fight like this more often, it really brings out your cuter side"

"shut up."

[dreamties]

Polyam! Ghostface Comforting GN! Reader About Their SA

A/N- yeah. hiii. it's billy !! im back. again. plz read with caution- there is no mention of the assault itself (it is alluded to many times; there are no intimate details), still. you know yourself best. stay safe lovelies <33

I tried keeping the assaulters identity neutral- but let me know if i messed up and used he/him pronouns at all and i'll edit the post :3

Billy is unable to understand the full scope of your traumas, however, he understands that it runs deep, that if your anything like he is that you feel it in your bones and the ache of your body.

Trauma is so personal and crushing. He wants nothing more than to take that away from you, endlessly lift your spirits, he wants to make you feel whole again. Loves you too much to see you like this.

He can't do that. As much as he and Stu can do, they can't erase what has already happened. He will be there as much as he can, for whatever you need. He has always been devoted to his loves- it increases tenfold when you open up about your assault.

Stu automatically wants to kill the perpetrator, takes Billy aside to tell him all his gruesome thoughts- until Billy stops him. Tells him, roughly, to shut up. You don’t know what you're talking about, man. Our little love needs to make that choice on their own.

Billy talks about it with Stu beforehand obvi. Billy wants to wait for you to ask them about killing your assaulter, while Stu would go to you and ask straight up if you want to be the one to kill them (if you want them dead. He won't understand if you desire to keep them alive tee bee aich, but he'll honor your choice).

Stu just like. He doesn't get it. He doesn't handle it well at first. He's far too brash and laughing- well. Not laughing, he knows enough to realize that would have been a bad move. Though he seems to not know enough as he's all jokes still.

Both boys are so emotionally stunted- Stu has only had to comfort girlfriends before (which, he was admittedly not the best at. He stole apologies and one liners from movies) and the brief vulnerable moments that Billy allows himself to show. C'mon, give him a pass, okay? He's trying :(

Stu's comforts are all hugs and cuddles and gifts- depending how you react to those things, maybe he won't have to branch out too hard. Either way you'll need more than one source or level of comfort- Stu WILL learn new things for you, though.

He has a hard time if you don't want physical touch! He gets all whiny about it and it pisses you off, you have to give him a stern talking to that it's NOT about him and he has no right to act like that. Psssh whatever . . .

(he's really sorry though. He promises)

He buys you so many things, as if that will ever make what happened okay. He hopes you appreciate it though. He'll get all sorts of comfort items, food and stuffies and stuff that he KNOWS you love. He'll buy it in bulk if he has to lol

For learning things, it's hard on all of you, but he and Billy will try their darndest to be emotionally available (just for you, babe!!). Billy is good at listening, Stu needs to get better with it.

Billy just listens to what you have to say, and I think on really emotional nights he opens up about his own trauma. He opens his wounds so you know he genuinely cares and is committed to you. Regardless of anything and everything. Billy will make himself a permanent fixture in your life, always.

(again really not that Stu wouldn't but it's so different y'all)

ALSO NIGHTMARES OHMYGOD

If you have nightmares they'll stay up with you until you're ready to fall asleep (or at least try).

They make it an all-nighter and pretend they were always planning for movie night. If you want to watch something that's not horror? Yeah, that's okay!

Most of Stu's VHS collection is horror lol

Though he does have some buddy comedies and cheesy romcoms. He owns one or two mysteries cause Billy likes them.

Anyways !!! Have your pick darlin' <333 They won't judge or complain

Admittedly they aren't great with panic attacks. Billy gets anxious- what if he makes it WORSE? He'd hate himself for it. Stu is surprisingly good at grounding you though :D

All in all- it's an adjustment for everyone. They're gonna be there for you forever though, okay? Good luck getting rid of them <3

[soldiertf2cockandballs]

haiiiii

i'm finally using this blog for the arts yayyyyy

i finally did the bunnyboy scout thing yayyy

this one is kinda old and i kept getting distracted by other projects sooo lol

still like it tho :3

also @t4t-scout u wanted me to tag u sooo take ur man :3

now for the other stuffs ;P

warning: link to nsft art and blurred and cropped preview below

i'm finally trying out drawing nasty stuffs :D!!!

link to full on ao3 (minors plz don't click this)

this one's super vanilla lol, and i obvs used scout to try this out :P

this is the first time i drew a pussy too so don't judge too hard fsdgasfdsg

also there's a difference in quality because this one's newer

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

What if S/O wants skeleton to do something with them, skeleton says no and then S/O just says all dramatically like

" then you leave me no choice. you did this to yourself.."

Then proceeds to attach themselves to their leg and won't let go and will only loud repeat the word "PLEASE!" Until the skeleton agrees to their demands lol

Can it be the main 10 plz

Undertale Sans - Fine. You leave him no other choice. He spreads his arms like an eagle and lets himself fall backward. He crashes on your back in a broken Lego sound. Now what? You're both on the ground. What did you learn from this?

Undertale Papyrus - So that's what Undyne felt that day he attached to her leg to beg her to let her inside the Royal Guard. Damn. He's having an existential crisis right now. Anyway, it's still no. He uses your head as a lever to get his leg back then he sprints and jumps by the window so you don't go after him.

Underswap Sans - He's pulling on his leg with despair. He's too small and light to drag you. He's completely stuck. Desperate, he tries using the sad guilty eyes to force you to let you go but you know that trick too well now. Urgh. FINE. He'll do it, you beat him.

Underswap Papyrus - He tries to free himself but he's too clumsy and only succeeds in face-planting into the ground. He stays there, the face buried into the floor. He can't do what you want for him if he's dead. He's dead. He's more patient than you anyway so you will get bored before he is.

Underfell Sans - He slowly kneels in front of you and gently takes your chin in his hand, like he's going to kiss you. He then brings his big head close and whispers a lovely "go to hell." before taking advantage of your visible confusion to trash his leg until you let go and sprint into his room, closing the door in your face and locking it. AH! What you're going to do now, uh?

Underfell Papyrus - He ignores you and keeps walking, dragging you across the floor. That's two hours now. You're in the middle of the street, everyone is looking at you, but you are both too stubborn to give up. That's going to be a long day.

Horrortale Sans - He picks you up like a potato bag and throws you above his shoulder so you can't stop him from walking. You struggle angrily but you underestimate Oak's stubbornness. You're not getting down before a few hours. He's going to carry you around like this whether you want it or not. You played, you lost. Deal with it.

Horrortale Papyrus - He sighs loudly and rolls his eyes at your behavior. That's not fair. He can't bend over to unattach you. You're cheating. But that's fine. He starts to walk with you tied to his ankle and he's walking with determination towards the cow enclosure, full of poop on the floor. We'll see who's going to win this game.

Swapfell Sans - He hisses and trashes around to make you let go. Since you're not letting go, he bites your arm with his very sharp teeth, forcing you to let go. What? You did that to yourself, you said it. Now go whine and leave him to enjoy his coffee in peace.

Swapfell Papyrus - Oh, the game is on. He drags you to the bathroom and locks the door. He then switches on the shower with cold water and he waits. He can't feel the temperature. You on the other hand… He's patient. You'll give up before him.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He's judging you so hard right now. He's staring at you, clearly cringed out. But that's fine. He starts to walk, making sure your head meets his high heels every time. We'll see who's going to hold on longer.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - But noooooo. Coffee starts to whine, frustrated, and then he just flops on the floor. He's not moving, you're not moving. ... Does that mean you can cuddle with him now? You say no. Oh :( Well, too bad. He's staying there anyway.

[livindedkenny]

My lonely little world

Lol fanfiction! Kinda a vent fic of mine and Damien is a bit of a self insert but just a silly lil guy

Don't expect a shit ton of updates bc I kinda just randomly came up with this idea on my own on my way home :p

I've never written fanfiction before so it honestly might be very obvious

Anyways, this fic takes place in 2008 and pip is 14. He ran away from the orphanage when he was 9. Damien is still in hell, however pip talks to him through an ouija board (this was inspired from a fic on ao3 where the same thing happened by emibug called solace and it hasn't been updated since 2021 come back plz pookie). Damien is a mallgoth. Pip has anxiety, he's not good in social situations. Idk how to do this help. If this is interesting someone who's good at writing fanfiction plz give me tips. I ramble a lot I just write what comes to my mind. This might be edited a lot.

Pip pov

It was a fairly warm and sunny day in the small town of south park. Pip had just gotten home from his job at the little bookstore up the street, relieved to finally be in his quiet little home off the backstreets of the town; a place where most of the misfit's resided. A place for pip and his lonely little world. He didn't have many friends, the few ones he did had either moved away when they were children or were always off with other people themselves. pip was the lowest of the low when it came to popularity the only other people who knew him were the ones he hated most. The ones who hurt him most and the only people who ever paid attention to him. He never tried to make friends though he was polite, always flashing smiles or giving tiny waves. He always stayed to himself, never wanting to bother anyone. He enjoyed it he enjoyed the quietness when he got home the quietness of the bookstore the quietness of school, but in all honesty it made pip lonely. All pip could wish for was for someone to pay attention to him, for someone to acknowledge him without it ending in him getting beat. Is that too much to ask for?

As pip made his way to his bedroom he began to remember his past friends. Gregory, Christophe, and this one other boy he couldn't quite put his finger on, when they hung out he'd always ramble about the music he loved and how cool some of the middle schoolers looked and how he wanted to look like them. A few times he'd pick on pip but never to the extent the others did. Was it Danni? Daron? He couldn't remember but he did know it started with a D. He opened his room door and plopped on his bed not bothering to even shower or change, it was a long day.

7 am

It was the early morning, the sun shined through onto pips face as he fluttered his green eyes open. Slowly making his way to the bathroom he saw something mysterious out of the corner of his eye, a black shadow ran past as the hall got cold. Pip stood stunned for a minute before mustering up the courage to speak a timid 'he-hello?'....no awnser. Instead of standing and wondering about the strange shadow he brushed it off and went on with his day. No entity was gonna ruin his lovely quiet life he worked so hard to achieve, where he could hide away from the scums of the earth , where no one could hurt him, where he didn't have to talk to anyone apart from work and school. His apartment was his hide away from the disappointed stares and judging faces of strangers on the street. Studying his face for what was wrong with him.

'ring ring'

Pip walked into the quiet bookstore, the smell of paper stinging through his nose. Walking into the backroom he saw a mysterious boy, he had black hair and red almost fire like eyes. He looked right into pips eyes and smirked before he disappeared. Then it hit pip, that boys name. Damien.

[xxbl00ds0akeds3raxx]

um. hi again, sera… u know i love u. I’m sorry if i overreacted before, but u obviously understand why. i know ur trying, it just all makes me so mad…

uh, but… who is that other person in the ask box that’s been talking recently?? sorry, but if someone’s going to be an asshole about me like that, why bother replying? u know i’m just looking out for u. like u said. maybe this “camille” is being nice to u now, but u know how people are, especially online. i can’t stop u from replying or anything, but don’t accept any offers from this person or anything, please… i don't trust her.

she’s telling u to stop talking to me… she doesn’t even know me! u know that ur the only person i talk to. i wouldn’t be anything without u. I don’t have any friends or anything… everyone at school hates me for no reason… ur the only one that understands me. please don’t let her get to ur head, my beloved.

if u come over i could show u my love again… i just want to see you. <3

- kylar

hii kyky <3 i love you too!! i hope u know that <33 ofc u have every right to be upset. i shouldn't have been hiding anything from u. u put sm trust into me & deserve tha same amount of effort 2 b put back into u :(

the person in my inbox is just a kind someone who stumbled upon my page ^_^ she means well & wants me 2 be safe like u do but ummm,,, ya ur right

she doesn't know us irl so ofc take whut she says w/ a grain of salt. it's hard 2 judge a situation when ur not in it and idk apparently ppl think i'm "prone to exaggeration" on here and apparently too "unwell" that it makes me overemotional & clouds my judgment (¬_¬ ). so maybe i dont portray thingz 100% accurately (╯︿╰)???

either way plz dont worry any of that !!! i've no plans to take any offers to get away from u <3 um.... if you want me 2 stop replying to her,, i guess i could? idk :( i know u dont trust her but— idk. we will talk abt this face 2 face in a bit ^^;

ehehehe "show u my love" o-m-g. stopp it you,,,, (´▽`ʃƪ) 'm kidding p;ls dontstop,iloveit. as soon i post this i'll b over in 10 min :] wont keep u waiting i promise!! <3

[rosesfromslashers]

Deep Ellum - Chop Top Sawyer x Reader

I've fallen down the TCM pipeline and I can't get out. Plz send help. Sorry if my writing comes off as a lil rusty! I'm in the process of teaching myself how to write again.

CW: Kind of a dark fic! Drunk reader, Chop Top to the rescue in his own special way (aka kidnapping), so be prepared for yandere vibes. Referenced stalking. Nothing explicit. Reader has she/her pronouns and is referred to as a girl.

They ditched you.

They fucking ditched you.

You're trying so hard not to cry, but with the alcohol coursing through your blood stream, it's hard not to let your emotions get to you.

Surely they didn't mean to. I mean, maybe it was your fault. You try to remember if you were the one who broke away from the group - maybe you took a wrong turn, or something caught your eye, or maybe you went into a different bar and forgot to call after your friends. But you're not that fucked up, right? But no matter how hard you dig into your memories, it's like they never even existed.

And that's when it hits you.

You're alone, in a wild part of Dallas - a place you've never been to - wandering around Deep Ellum after dark. And as your lack of memory serves, you've been blacking in and out three ranch waters in on an empty stomach, because your new friends said you should have one more. When in Texas and all that yeehaw bullshit.

Fuck.

You're in a dangerous spot, drunk off your ass to the point of swaying. There's nobody around on the street you've found refuge on, just lines of cars up and down the sides of the road. And judging by the ache in your head, your brain could decide to turn itself off again at any minute.

So you cry. The drunk tears just start to flow and you become aware of just how sloppy you look, crying on a street corner in a mini skirt, boots, and a shitty cowboy hat on a cold Texas night. God, it just makes it worse.

Then nothing. You try to form memories, to keep track of where you are and what you're doing but you just CAN'T.

Then something briefly snaps you back. The rumble of a truck. A soft denim jacket being wrapped around your shoulders. A slight Southern twang with almost a boyish charm and excitement saying you'll be alright, "I've gotcha," an arm around your shoulder to steady you and the rumble of that truck growing closer. Wait, did this person just... smell your hair?

You can't form images, but you can feel and hear faintly, like everything is ten miles away.

And just like that, it's over, and you're concious (and panicked) enough to know that you're in a stranger's truck going God knows where.

You're too scared to look at the driver. To see who it is that would snatch a drunk girl off the side of the road. You're positive that you're going to end up dismembered in a ditch by sunrise.

"I-I've never brought a girl home for dinner!"

You blink, keeping your eyes focused out the window.

"I-in the traditional sense, a-anyways."

You sit in shaking silence.

"It's okay. I know you're p-plastered. We'll be there in 30 and I'll let you sleep it off."

"Where are you taking me?" You ask, trying your damndest to not sound so scared, but it comes out as a squeek.

"Come on baby," he says, "look at me."

You do, and a sense of recognition floods through you.

It's the guy. THE GUY. The one from the record shop you stopped in yesterday. The weird one with the shaggy black hair and the vest and sunglasses and the pin that gave you a laugh when you saw it. Something about sitting on a happy face? It doesn't matter now. Because he's glancing from the road, eyes burning behind purple shades.

"'Member me? I sure do remember you!" He sounds so excited.

"You look real pretty when you cry, i-if you don't mind me saying."

"I kind of do," you whisper.

"Speak your mind! Ya know, I have this theory that nowadays people are just so scared of open communication and-"

He starts to go off on a tangent, but there's just too much going on for you to process that right now.

He's still rambling as he takes an exit onto a dark road.

"Please don't kill me!" You find yourself pleading. He laughs.

"Y/n, I ain't gonna kill ya." How does he know your name? "In fact, I think my family's gonna love you!"

"Y-your family?" You try and piece together as much as your inebriated brain will let you.

"Yeah! You've got my baby brother Bubba, my older brother Drayton, and my twin Nubbins. I really can't wait to introduce you to Grandpa!" Your head is spinning.

"T-they're gonna be real proud of me. None of them have brought a girl home before." He sighs almost dreamily. "I won't let 'em touch a hair on your head. You're all mine."

Okay, so his family is A) dangerous, and he is B) insane. Perfect.

You're never drinking again.

His hand finds your knee, you try to recoil but there's no where to go.

"I know what you're thinking. We're moving real fast, I'm aware of that. I mean, I didn't even say hi yesterday!"

"But I know we're just gonna be just perfect. Good thing I was following you tonight. Something real bad could've happened." Yeah, like getting abducted.

"But Chop's gotcha now, and you won't have to worry about a thing."

[lycheedr3ams]

500 Follower Event!!

I have 500 followers now, so I wanted to do a thank you celebration thing! My blog has grown so quickly in the last few weeks, and thank you to all of my followers (especially those who reblog)!

Send in any asks you may have! While I still don't allow anonymous asks, if you want your ask to be anonymous when I post it, lmk and i'll make it anonymous. I seriously don't judge anyone for what they might send!!!! and I'll write for just about anything (exceptions: non-con, pedophilia, piss kink, scat, cannibalism, similar things). Dub-con is okay! Please be sure to read the guidelines below!

Guidelines:

I prefer to write for Konig, but if I really like an ask for Ghost, I will write for him too! I don't write for anyone other than Konig and Ghost, I'm just not into any of the other COD men plz don't come for my throat.

I usually only write for she/her reader with female body parts. I love and support non-binary people, but it's just hard for me to write from a POV that i don't relate to. However, I do think I have a few guys following me, so if you'd like a Konig/Ghost x male reader, I'll try my best to do that since I know there's not much Konig/Ghost x male reader stuff out there.

I might not answer all asks right away depending on how many I get, but eventually I would like to get to all of them bc i just love doing them.

When submitting your ask, please include:

Category: angst, fluff, smut (combos are cool too)

if it's smut, be sure to reference my exceptions above

headcannon, drabble, or full fic

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN AND I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SUBMISSIONS!!! SERIOUSLY DON'T BE SCARED TO SUBMIT I DON'T JUDGE!!! (again if you wanna be anonymous on the actual post just lmk)

(photo credit: @ave661)

[simplehedgehog]

DRTA Ch.3. Reasoning about culprit

Preliminary post about ch.3's culprit ('cause we don't have even investigation's part yet to be more accurate). This isn't post "whodunit", it's more "who CAN do it". I'll just go through the characters while reasoning who can commit murder. Of course, this judgements that aren't one hundred perc correct and may be refuted in the future. Also English isn't my native language so some sentences may sound... weird, sorry.

Spoilers for Ch.3, of course.

Konoe and Chisa. They were together all the time after leaving home economics room when Marin was still alive. Although murder could have been commited remotely someone still should have sent food by dumbwaiter. So I guess they both have alibis for this moment (not mention about Konoe's protagonist and very unlikely may commit murder now).

Tachihaki Hatami. Unlikely. He has no motive and had no way to get into home economics room during Koin's presentation. He also plays the role of sub-protagonist so subject to the same reasoning as Konoe does (I guess?).

Kinji Ueda. I really doubt it. Of course, nobody sees him after leaving multi-purpose room, but a lot of stuff don't add up. First of all, Marin's BDA. I mean, if you're a culprit and you know where should victim's body be it's very stupid to come to crime scene one of the first (especially if you don't know will there be an announcement or not). I guess he really spent all this time in herbal room and became the third to discover the body without being culprit.

Ryohei Seki. Gotta be suspect on the class trial (because of what he did in Ch.2), but unlikely be culprit (too early for him if you know what I mean). He also had no motive - his motive gotta be connected with Tachihaki and... how? I guess he will just become red herring (if it happens at all).

Koin Hatoyama. Too hard to implement. I mean he was on the stage all this time and even if murders could have been commited remotely (as magic tricks) someone still should have sent food by dumbwaiter and he couldn't send it if he couldn't get into home economics room. He has very dubious motive - yeah, Coco insulted his White Crow's suit and Marin'll going to feed him carrots during her presentation, but it's not worth to killing because it after all! (I hope) (plz don't, it'll be very strange if that's the case)

Miruku Hishimeki. I dunno. I almost forget about her at all, sorry. She did nothing special in this chapter, just WAS. Yeah, she participated in the converstaion about 16th stand and did... something while the others were getting ready to Golden Festival, but... I dunno. She had been in the auditorium as judge so she should have an alibi (talking about it if she's not).

Seiha and Kokona Arumada. Seiha's most likely candidate for the role of one who vandilized others' presentation (I guess most of the fandom will agree with me in this point), but culprit? Kokona, on the other hand, most likely candidate for the role of culprit and she's very suspicion, let me say. She has no alibi (Seiha said that she wasn't in changing room; she said she was in musical room, but she could lyied), has motive (but more on that later) and gives me strong vibes of Kanade from SDRA2 (and we know what Kanade did). I'll talk about this option a little more after investigation release, but now move on.

Retsu Matsuoka. Stange choice, right? But something bothers me. He may has the same motive as Kokona has (but more on that still later), but CAN he did it? He had been in the auditorium and if he was away did others would notice this? Gotta wait to investigation.

Not all yet. Marin and Coco. They both had no motive and no possibility ('cause Coco already was dead when Marin'd dying), but... Marin's most likely cause of death is intoxication (tissue necrosis and bloody cough) and murder weapon probably is dress she was wearing and who made this dress? Coco. Who saw her last? Marin (she said that saw her after night time's announcement) and probably Kokona (that dress, where did it come from?). Yeah, Ryohei said that he saw her entered the green room, but Koin already questioned the veracity of his testimony, so... who knows?

Motive I promised, yeah. Request Ticket. To be more precise, Golden Festival's secret rules which Tachihaki was talking about. 4th rule says: "If Ticket's holder will be killed before they could use it Ticket will be given to the student who took their life" (rough translation) and... it sounds weird, no? I mean, if someone'll kill someone there's gotta be class trial so... why do you need Ticket if you can escape only if you win the trial? Hold Nova can only fulfill four requests: unlock one door, disclose one piece of information, provide three minutes of contact with the outside world and escape one person from the school. I guess there's more about "information" someone may receive so this "someone" can risks their life to get it, but I wanna talk about another motive.

Escape. I mean, yes, if culprit wins the class trail they could escape without Request Ticket and Request Ticket itself can ensure the escape of only one person, but... what if combine it? If culprit wins the class trial AND request someone else's escape from the school isn't it means that "Double Escape" become possible? So under suspicion come characters with "bond" and who has the most pronounced bond? Arumada siblings! (and Retsu with his bond with Chisa, but siblings take first place in this.)

Summary:

Kokona's the most likely suspect (Seiha can or can't be her accomplice, but he's most likely the one who vandilized others' presentation).

Retsu, Koin and Miruku are suspicion, but have no motive or no possibility or else.

Tachihaki (and Ryohei) could commit murder to get some information, but I guess it's too early for them both leave the story (especially considered they both played an important roles in the Ch.2 and both survived).

I'll update this reasoning when will be release the investigation parts. Thanks for reading this to the end.

[moodooivy]

Analyzing Alastor

I've been wanting to analyze our favorite radio deer demon Alastor for awhile. I want to discuss what makes him such a great character! First things first, what makes a good character. To me, a good character has to be entertaining and fit into the story/world setting in an organic way. I judge everything based on the 3 Ds (Insert dick joke here); Design, dialogue, and demeanor. It's easy to know what that means for a character, it gets more difficult with songs and episodes, but the actual analogy is the hardest to dissect since a character is the most vast. I will not be bringing up songs or episodes entirely for this analysis unless it is important to the character. Let's get to it. (Plz note that everything here is my opinion)

Alastor's design

A character's design is important. It has to be pleasant to look at and fit the character in a way that matches their personality, purpose, and who they are. Good character design should tell us at least 50% of who they are.

Looking at Alastor. What would you say his defining features are? To me, it's the ears, antlers, monocle, suit, and that yellow smile (I'm sure there's more but as of writing this I just got home from my first day of school so I don't want to spend an hour writing, sorryyy). What does this tell us about him.

First thing's first. Alastor is very obviously based off of a Wendigo. A Wendigo is a mythological creature originating from Native American folklore. They're most usually described as a cannibalistic beast that eats humans or possesses humans into eating other people. A lot of the times, they're presented as a deer. Hmmm who does that sound like? Alastor. In fact sometimes we can hear a wendigo sound when he's transforming to his demonic form. Anyway, anybody who digs into the past of Viv's creations would know Alastor was Vivienne's first creation that ended up in Hazbin Hotel. He was always a red cannibalistic deer. Though I do believe this is significant to his character still and am very glad these traits remained.

Alastor's monocle and suit seem more of a stylized choice. They make him look more at his time. More gentlemanly. Which was a very nice touch. It matches him.

(Look at him. Look at him and tell me he has a soul (Technically he doesn't own his)) One of the most iconic details about Alastor is his smile. The only times you'll see him frown is in single lucky paused frames. Design choices to the mouth like this can be touchy because if you do it wrong your character can look stiff and unexpressive. But I think the artists did a great job fixing this. Alastor isn't that expressive of a character, but it works.. Because that's the point. He's meant to be hard to read but at the same time when the show wants you to know how he feels you know. You feel his distress in the Finale, you feel his annoyance listening to the Egg Bois, you feel his pompousness in Stayed Gone. It's hard to judge how he feels in Hell's Greatest Dad however. It's hard to judge if he's genuinely happy around Niffty or Rosie. It's hard to judge how he feels when Husk is confronting him. This is good character design.

So I've spoken quite positively about Alastor's design. But it's not perfect. Let me say that if I had a choice I'd change one thing... I want to put it out there that I personally hate the whole "There's too much red!" argument... But I can't bring myself to argue about it when it comes to Alastor. And there's one reason why. I believe there was a missed opportunity with Alastor and it bugs me. Due to Alastor's old fashioned natrue I feel there was a missed opportunity to give Alastor a greyscale. Like old timey TV. I know he's not a TV but you guys know what I mean right? Or a browner color palette instead of red at the very least. That's honestly the only thing I'd change.

In conclusion, Alastor's design is honestly one of the best in the series. You look at this man and you both know exactly what he's about and nothing at the same time. You know Alastor is a sly lil guy just by looking at that constant smile. It's not exactly perfect as I can see how people would say, find that hairstyle a little goofy however. I personally think it fits him but yeah.

I give Alastor's design an 8/10

Before I move on I will briefly say that I personally prefer Alastor's new design. It just looks smoother and better. But I appreciate that this old design feels older and more vintage.

Ok, so I was about to put my full analysis in this post but its been two weeks since I announced I'm reviewing the show and I haven't posted anything related to that. So, I'm just going to split each into 3 and post this while I work on the rest of my review. Part 2 coming out soon! Next I will analyze Alastor's dialogue.

I apologize for this being so long, I just love talking about this show, it's so good! :3

Hazbin Hotel: Vivziepop

[hwnglx]

Can you do jin fs reading plz

jin's future spouse

based on tarot, take it with a grain of salt

what kind of a person is his future spouse?

world, 10ofp, aceofc, 4ofc - aceofp, knofc, 8ofp, queofw, 3ofc

almost too "perfect" looking. very proportionate and symmetrical face. naturally beautiful. big and expressive eyes. full and plump lips. look kinda unapproachable. might wear a lot of expensive jewellery. perhaps a cancer or taurus rising.

wow, this person is incredibly charming. the type of person who is known to be liked by everyone, very popular and sociable. i get the three of cups for them in every single reading, so it's very likely to be someone out of his circle of friends. they exude and radiate a lot of confidence, probably turn heads and get attention wherever they go. someone who looks rather hard to approach but once you do, they'll surprise you with how friendly they actually are. i do believe they have a great understanding of their own charm, so they use it to their advantage sometimes. i don't think they're necessarily nice by nature lol, but more when it serves them? very cancer of them. they just know how to adjust their attitude and mood to get what they want, definitely a clever person. also extremely hardworking. surprisingly grounded and willing to humbly learn when it comes to their work. i don't think they're extremely rich but well off enough to show off whenever they get some nice clothing or accessories. they enjoy taking care of their appearance and carry themselves in a very poised manner.

what kind of a relationship will they have?

3ofw&10ofw, 6ofc, 5ofsw&5ofc&5ofp, 2ofw, queofc&just

i honestly think jin and his fs already shared a good amount of nice memories together. i'm not sure if it's necessarily romantic, but there are some warm feelings towards one another. i think they might be just very good friends right now. it seems like jin being in the military is weighing on his fs a little, they seem to miss him. they have a very sweet dynamic, i see them teasing each other a lot. i believe it will take a while for these two to really engage in anything seriously romantic. there's going to be many setbacks and a feeling of defeat and emptiness, i think especially on his fs' side. but i also can see them being very emotionally mature and capable of making balanced decisions, staying fair and rational when they need to be. you have to understand dating bangtan members comes with a whole different set of difficulties compared to other idols, since there's so many outside influences that can become obstacles, including the fame. many of them will probably take longer than average to really settle down, but jin's fs is very understanding of that.

what is their current energy like?

judg, queofsw, empr, queofp, 3ofc, death+sun+5ofw

they seem to be living a period of transformation right now. i think they're really starting to understand how to develop into their best self and are trying their best to nurture their emotional and more feminine side while also remaining careful, cautious and rational enough when circumstances require that. three of cups coming out again, so they're definitely not living through this alone and spending most their time with other people. they seem pretty extroverted so that might be their way to cope with some difficult transitions. there might've been some instances in which they got into disagreements with people, perhaps at work, which kinda opened their eyes to some things. they give me pretty competitive vibes, so they seem to be almost thriving in an environment in which they have to prove themselves and hold their ground. very strong person, for sure.

[daintyduck99]

Rulie + vampire au plz and thank

So this is actually a scrap of a supernatural au that @bananakarenina and I came up with ages ago! I hope it came out alright!

If there's anything Reggie hates, it's saying no to Julie.

But he hates his own nature more, and he won't subject her to it, not for a fool's chance. Especially if it might also somehow subject her to the drain of Covington's cursed brand.

She deserves so much better than tethering herself to a parasite like him.

Julie won't hear it, though. She shakes her head, sending her frazzled curls flying.

"Reggie…you have to do it."

She clasps his hands, skewering him with her mournful, misty eyes. Dark circles are stamped under them. Her lips tremble.

"You have to! You'll die if you don't."

He snorts weakly, trying not to react as black spots begin to dance in his vision.

"'M already dead, Jules. I won't do it."

Purple sparks fly from her fingers, dancing up his arms before sinking into his skin, purging his exhaustion and presumably putting a temporary stop to the drain.

He scowls, but she scowls back harder.

"You aren't," she says fiercely. "Not to me."

"That's sweet, but I still won't bite you."

She snarls rather impressively for someone who's never sprouted fangs.

"So you can throw yourself in front of danger for me, but I can't do the same for you? You'd rather just wither away?"

He swallows so hard that his throat clicks.

"Julie. Do you know what would happen? Ignore the hypotheticals of your two-way soul-bond spell. Just. Generally speaking."

Her flush darkens. She averts her eyes.

"Yes. I've read about enthralling."

"Then you know—"

"I know you'd never hurt me."

Her eyes flash back to his. She grips his hands tighter in her warm, living ones.

"At least…think about it, okay? It might be our only option."

He nods, but he knows in his heart that his answer will still be no.

And judging by the singed ozone smell of her magic, Julie knows it, too.