#pot headcanons

[cozylittleartblog]

had a(nother) nightmare

[mewguca]

I am having a lot of health struggles lately so i drew this to comfort myself. chronically ill moon and hunter will save me even if it doesn't make the most sense canon-wise

[stormy-nights-are-best]

I was gonna make this a collection of like, the rise turtles and their fav shades of their fav colors, but then Leo didn't turn out right and I am yet to be mature about it and just try again.

Donnie's is Indigo purple, Mikey's is Soda orange, Leo's is Cornflower blue and Raph's would be Candy red I think

[inamagicalhallucination]

akutagawa: i will have you know, I am, in fact, great at picking up cues and hints.

atsushi: you wouldn't know a cue even if it was me naked in ur bed

akutagawa:

akutagawa: Wait, why would you be-

akutagawa: Oh. This is your strange way of asking for a movie night. I understand.

[scary-lasagna]

Hii I love your style of writing so much🫶🫶

I was wondering if I could request the creeps with an s/o that has POTs and/or chronic fainting?

if your too busy please don’t overwork yourself, have a lovely day :D💞

Thank you!!! you too :] I decided to switch things up. Instead of pairing this type of ask with someone who knows what to do I present: Jeff.

Jeff

This mans knows NOTHING.

But he's here for you. Because he loves you so much.

And this guy eats nothing but salty foods, so of course he's gonna eat a chip and then offer you the next one until the bag runs out.

And shit, if you have to take a spoonful of salt with a chaser, then he'll help you with that too.

And he's always hyper-vigilant about any dizzy-like movement you may have, always prepared to catch you.

And when it comes down to it, he'll just carry you wherever you need to go.

He doesn't really know anything else about it except that a.) he needs to catch you when you fall and b.) he loves you and loves to share his food.

Jeff will also check up on you throughout the day if he's working, or just away from home, to make sure you're doing alright.

Jack will give him any tips and advice that Jeff may ask, and will even slide him some prescriptions that may help some of your symptoms.

[elkaseltzer]

guess who just found out that jazz clubs frequently would endorse their players and listeners to consume weed in the 1920's-1930's to help elevate the feel of the music?

and that new orleans didn't outlaw cannabis until the mid-late 1920's (depends on who you ask)?

which means that alastor, who died in ~1933 in his 30's, was definitely of consumer age before weed was outlawed. and we all know how dearly he loves jazz, so i am definitely going to wager on the fact that he went to jazz clubs.

considering that it is canon that alastor drinks/used to drink (he has "strong liquor" as one of his likes, and mimzy talks about how they used to drink together) i am going to say that it is not improbable that alastor would get high, or at the very least not object to it because it "impairs his judgement/functionality". so does drinking, and he enjoys that

further considering that the prohibition went from 1920 on until 1933, and alastor was indeed drinking, im going to say that he likely did not give a shit about the legalities of substances, which means that i have no reason to assume alastor would stop getting high after the marijuana ban

[daaedoodles]

disabled regina george doesn’t give a shit about gossip. she’s confident in who she is, and doesn’t need to be mean anymore to assert it. running north shore high isn’t even on her priority list anymore, but her presence is impossible to ignore. the leather jackets, the pink cane and wheelchair, the platform boots, she’s a force to be reckoned with and she knows it.

she has limited energy and only spends it on what she wants and if you cross that boundary, you’ll get bitten. she has zero patience for clothing stores who use their accessible changing rooms as storage spaces. she gets pissed if people call her inspirational and won’t hold back if someone is being ableist, even if they’re a teacher.

[ilikedetectives]

Minthara is honorary Southeast Asian Auntie in my eyes

Shortest one in the group and always stands on boxes/stairs for better view

The way she roasts people by simply stating her observations in a deadpan manner

Will protect if outsiders bully you, but that doesn't mean her roasts end though

Calls people names in her mother's tongue so they don't understand

Will do and say everything else under the sun to show that she loves you, except saying "I love you" (because she was never taught such phrase growing up)

Bothered by the sun, checks a few times a day for blemishes

Complains food outside of home is bland (probably along the line of "This soup is so bland I can wash the bowls with it.")

Insults others by comparing them to dogs

Stands like an immobile log (🧍‍♀️) when hugged, if you're lucky you get an awkward pat on the back

Will happily instigate violence by snitching

Simply does NOT like the little rascals/urchins running around, especially near her

Indirectly, but in a forward way, proposes to someone after first date by asking them to go to her hometown with her

Microdosing partner with purple shrimp paste poison, otherwise they won't survive the trip in her hometown

Will pet and spoil the dog/cat when nobody is looking

Raised by a tiger mom

Has an impeccable garden full of questionable plants

You do NOT want to be on the receiving end of her flying chancla/flip flop

Bonus: loves Ulaver wine (drow green wine: alcoholic beverage fermented with vegetation and fungus of the Underdark). And here's the Vietnamese fermented green mushroom wine (rượu nấm lim xanh)

[snobgoblin]

based on common fandom headcanons

[captain-lessship]

2-D Cuddling and Sleep Headcannons

2D is a very cuddly guy. He just is. He doesn’t get much affection (or even touch) so when he’s with you, he will capitalize on your warmth and love

He loves curling up next to you on a couch or in bed. 

Loves when you fiddle with his hands or hair. You trace the lines in his palms often and he loves the odd and slightly ticklish sensation.

He draws shapes and letters on your skin when he gets really sleepy. Mainly hearts, stars, his name, your name and ‘I love you.’ (He always traces every letter of I love you.) 

He hums to you. Period.

His go to cuddling position is resting his head on your chest. Your heartbeat is his personal lullaby (plus this means you can play with his hair) 

Is partial to being the big spoon, even though it sacrifices hair play but is is perfectly suited to allow him to play with your hands or for you to fiddle with his.

Is a very good person to sleep next to. Stays to his side when you inevitably separate from cuddling positions and take his share of the blanket and no more. But one of his limbs always has to be touching you or else he wakes up. 

Is not, I repeat NOT a morning person. He grumbles at you when you try to get up and whines when you eventually get out of bed.

His gaze follows you as you get ready for the day. You leave him with a kiss and a promise of a peppermint tea if he gets up. (Does it begrudgingly)

[nessasan]

JSRF headcanon #1: Corn is the only one to actually buy dog food for Pots. Yoyo probably feeds him pizza and fries occasionally.

[darl1ngd3ar3st]

ooh! well, since you don't write for female readers, could it be that stuart meets a neutral o/s again after plastic beach and the whale? sorry for the above :(

nonono don't apologize its okay !! I'd b happy to write this one (apologies if its not good I haven't written jack shit in SO long omg 🫀💧❗️💥)

SO ERM I APOLOGIZE IF I SLIP SOME OC X CANON IN HERE IM VERY. UHH IM JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY

- bro is OVERJOYED OH MY GOD

- he would genuinely start crying I think

- he 100% did that cheesy thing where he ran up to you with tears in his eyes and gave you the BIGGEST hug

- almost suffocated you hash tag oopsie daisy

- "i-i thought- I thought I'd never see you again."

- "I'm just so glad you're safe."

- crying and throwing up

- so normally I'd try to keep the lore in these as vague as I can but hehehe >:) not this time

- pretend ur my stupid little self insert that deserves to be squished like a bug for a bit /j

- so basically. you manage to get back to london. yipee!

- and you're like "oh FUCK my boyfriends dead" UNTIL SUDDENLY ONR DAY IN THE MAIL. you get a postcard from wherever the hell 2d was I forgot I need to read over the wiki again

- it had little seashells taped to it btw

- and he taxis his way back to london and you see him at the NEW Kong I think I forgot what happened after murdocs stupid ass burnt the old one down

- and he runs up to you as fast as his scrawny ass legs will carry him and he squeezes you as tight as he can and he spins you around in the air trying not to bawl his eyes out

- personally I would've cried if I were in your position here but that's neither here nor there

- he's just so thrilled to sea you again :(

- please laugh that joke was funny

- genuinely words can't even express how much he missed you and how scared he was that he wasn't gonna get to see your smile or hear your voice ever again

- he tells you all about the whale and being stranded on a different island after the whale was beached

- he has so much to share with you and he doesn't stop talking for like 15 minutes

- a ton of kisses. so many

- like he couldn't go more than 10 minutes without a kiss before but now??????

- every 2 minutes at the very least

- for like a week straight

AAAA I HOPE THIS WAS OKAY <33 THANK U FOR THE REQUEST ILY 🫶🫶

[x-doing-ur-mum-x]

Hello! Since Valentine's Day is coming up, how would Murdoc, 2D, and Ace would go about celebrating said holiday with their gn s/o? Thank you! <3

I ONLY SAW THIS NOW SORRY LOVE! ITS ONLY A DAY AFTER VALENTINE'S IT STILL COUNTS 🤭

TW: Swearing like only once, just fluff babes, gn! reader

Ace Murdoc and 2D celebrate Valentine's!

Murdoc:

He'd know it's coming up but definitely left it till last minute, due to stress from the band

Absolutely freaks out when the date comes around

Definitely asks the band what to do but everytime 2D gave a suggestion you'd just hear Murdoc snap at him "Shut up face ache! Shit idea!" Even if it was a good idea.

Eventually thinks of an idea and goes stargazing with you

Holding you close to him as he leaves light kisses on your face telling you how much he loves you and how much you've helped him

Definitely going back to Kong studios and staying in his winnebago for the night

2D/Stuart pot:

He thought Valentine's Day was in March. Until noodle and Russel have to tell him actually February 14th.

He's so lost on what to get you like literally searching what you would like and what to do for you to show he loves you

He ended getting your favourite chocolates and flowers and taking you out to a restaurant

He ends up looking like 13 year old on a first date 😹

It's very cute though because he's tried for you

If you do something for him as well he'd melt literally won't let you go for the whole night and next morning

Ace:

Literally asks the gang what to do and they give him the most stupid responses. "I don't understand you guys sometimes" he'll respond after hearing their suggestions that was "Shoplifting at a gas station" or "take em to the dump"

He ends up getting you flowers and a ride on his motorcycle (HEAVY HC THAT HE HAS ONE LIKE THE LEATHER JACKET AND MOTORCYCLE 🛐🛐🛐)

Just loving how close you are to him how you're holding onto him

Like you can't look at me and tell me this man doesn't like seeing the sunset on his motorcycle honestly his favourite thing

You both end up at a beach as you and him walk across the peer (like an old couple 🤭) just loving the sunset as he has his arm wrapped around your waist

You both end up back at your place.

[loadinghellsing]

The Bird of Hermes // The Monster of God

The shrike is a song bird known for impaling it's prey upon the thorns of branches.

(if this isn't Andercard I don't know what is)

[wamulu-gorillaz]

Bandmates reaction when they see their s/o being flirted with by some guy thats making their s/o nervous and anxious

I hope this one is okay!

2D:

It's in moments like these when his very clever wit comes out to play.

Whatever this creep says to you, 2D will answer with a humiliatingly sharp comeback. It lets the guy know that you are certainly not to be messed with.

He does this all without causing a scene and anyone else in the area is none the wiser. Except for you, of course, with whom he intertwines his fingers and holds you close.

He is somehow able to switch seamlessly between staring down at this guy with dark, forboding eyes. Then he turns to you with the softest expression checking if you're okay.

As soon as the creep has left, 2D offers to do whatever you need in order to return to being safe. Whether this is to take you home, or stay but never leave your side, etc. Whatever it is, he will do.

Murdoc:

Listen, this man is not the best fighter so punching the lights out of some guy might not be a viable option alkdsfjakld

Like 2D, he has a way of subtlety about his threatening guard. He wraps his arm around you, keeping you close. His voice deepens when he talks to this creep, unapologetically calling him stupid in some of the most creative ways imaginable.

Waving a hand, he signals to security to remove the creep. More than anything it's a show of power, telling everyone watching that HE is top dog, and YOU are certainly not to be messed with.

In fact, he offers to have everyone in the room removed just so you two can get some peace together and you have the opportunity to calm down from such an anxiety-inducing moment

Murdoc might grumble a joke or two and crack out a laugh at the look on the guy's face when he realised he was in trouble.

Noodle:

As soon as she spots how uncomfortable this guy is making you, she immediately becomes like an erupting volcano with a lid on it. There is fire boiling and raging just behind her lips but she is managing to keep it at bay. For now.

Like a steam engine, she heads to your direction at full speed. Ears hot. She steps in between you and the creep.

Target engaged: "Can you not see this person is clearly uncomfortable with how you have approached them? I suggest you apologise to them and then leave now before you find out the consequences to your actions." (She is definitely the most blunt out of all of them bahaha)

The creep just about nearly runs out of ther, not ever wanting to get in a fight with Noodle from Gorillaz. Noodle's rage dissipates before she turns to you. You catch the last bit of it simmering before her now gentle gaze.

She guides the two of you to a quiet spot away from any crowds or anymore creeps. This is where she pulls you into a warm embrace and comforts you until you are feeling better.

Russel:

In front of you, he does not give this creep the time of day. He wouldn't waste his breath on him. He only death stares the dude as he approaches you.

He sees you in distress, picks you up and carries you away from the situation. But as soon as you're in a much safer location, he lays a kiss on your forehead before making his way back to this creep.

Russel is gone for some time and you can only imagine what he (and Del) are getting up to. Upon his return, you ask what happened and Russel simply responds by saying he had 'words' with him.

The rest of the night, he takes you out for ice cream and/or for a drive around the block - anything to keep your mind off what happened.

When you get home, he makes your favourite drink and warms the bed before snuggling up with you while watching your favourite movie.

[mudsock-nicdicks-wife]

Could you maybe write about the Gorillaz Members comforting the reader because they're on their period?

yes i can totally do that :D

Gorillaz x AFAB Reader Comfort <3

Murdoc F. Niccals

•Surprisingly, he is such a sweetheart about comforting you during this time.

•As soon as he sees the signs, he puts towels down in his Winniebago and almost forces you into resting.

•Everything you could possibly need or want is always next to you, if it's not, Murdoc is jumping up to get it for you.

•He absolutely will not fall asleep next to you with clothes on.

•If you get cramps, he's more than happy to help. He read somewhere that sex helps with cramps, so if you're down, he has never been afraid of blood.

•Murdoc acts almost as if you are too fragile for you to do anything.

•For example, he will literally begin to bathe and feed you.

•Tones down the arguments as much as he possibly can, he knows it's not a fun week for you and he wants to make it as bearable as possible.

Stuart '2D' Pot

•Super sweet about it.

•Anything you want, or he thinks you would want, is on your bedside table within a few moments.

•Cramps? You're in luck. Stu has a wide variety of painkillers.

•During this time, he likes to refer to you as his 'little juice box'.

•His favorite activity to do with you during this week is to watch zombie films while cuddling.

•He will pull out all of his heated blankets just for you.

•If everything gets to loud at Kong, he's more than happy to take you to a nearby hotel so you can rest.

Russel Hobbs

•You are always his top priority, but when it comes to this week, you're his only priority.

•He is constantly checking in on you, making sure you're okay and not in any pain or discomfort.

•If you get cramps, he's next to you in an instant, softly rubbing circles on your abdomen.

•Breakfast will be served in bed all week, however, every other meal he wants you to get out of bed for.

•At the start of the week, he asks you what you need and want so he doesn't have to go on late night runs to the store.

•He's more than happy to go to the store at any moment for you though.

Noodle

•Your periods tend to sync.

•Which means, cuddling in bed, holding each other while crying because of your pains.

•She will ask her band mates to get anything you two could possibly need, oh and a mountain of chocolate.

•She will fake cry if Katsu lays on you and not her.

•So many kisses during this time, she knows it's hard for the both of you.

•Always makes sure you're hydrated and eating well, especially during this week.

Ace Copular

•He's not grossed out, just confused.

•Bleeding for that long without dying shouldn't be physically possible.

•He may not understand it but he's more than willing to help you though it.

•He will run you hot baths and put candles all around it, he might even put some rose petals in the water.

•He makes sure you feel loved.

•If you ask for something, he's gone, and he's not coming back until he has exactly what you asked for.

•He gets scared when you get cramps, he still only has the bare minimum of knowledge, and seeing you toss and turn in pain freaks him out.

AN: More requests are coming out, again, I just tend to get headcanons out faster. Love you all and thanks for being patient with me <3