#pretend that it did not happen

[actual-sleeping-beauty]

What I have learned from the past several days of my dash is that only some of us spent our teen years watching Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, and Glee, and therefore learned to just disregard shit we thought was stupid in regards to our favorite characters, and also shit that made the entire rest of the show not make sense. Never thought I'd say this, but thank you Ryan Murphy, Shonda Rimes, and the bozos running late stage Supernatural for inoculating me against the stupid shit Tim Minear is doing right now.

(Also there's part of me that feels like we all say we support people with mental illness, and we'll forgive TK for exhibiting symptoms of his bc depression and addiction are better understood than anxiety. And Carlos has, like, the world's biggest case of undiagnosed and untreated anxiety. But I'm not sure I want to get into that rn.)

Shoutout to @whatisamildopinion for talking this over with me last night before I fell asleep on facetime.

[heartorbit]

searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!

[bet-on-me-13]

Harley and Ivy meet Jazz while she's Interning at Arkham, and think she's their daughter from the Future. Somehow.

They're not wrong.

Turns out the Fentons decides to test a Prototype Ghost Portal one day 18 years ago and accidentally made a Time Portal instead. Deeming the experiment a Failure, they were just about to close it and start again when a Baby was launched out of it and into Jack's arms.

The moment he looked into her Eyes he knew he wanted to keep her. Maddie was much the same.

They did Try to return her at first, but turns out the Portal was Unstable and constantly shifting between dozens of different TimeZones, so they could never find where/when she came from. She could either be from Earth 18 years later, or Mars 5 Million Years Ago. No way to tell.

So without any other option they decided that she was their Daughter now.

It helped that she looked so much like them, and that both had been in the Lab for 9 Months straight building the Portal so nobody would question the sudden Baby. They just told the Hospital they had an At Home Delivery and officially made her their Daughter.

They raised her believing that she was their's Biologically, because after a while they honestly forgot she wasn't.

Now Jazz is working as an Intern at Arkham Asylum, and has met the 2 Patients she will be helping take care of.

Doctor Pamela Isley, and Doctor Harleen Quinzel. Aka, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

This should be an interesting internship.

[tenthrees]

Crowley only having a soft spot for Aziraphale + Aziraphale's reaction to it

"You saw the expression on Aziraphale's face when Crowley turned up in the prison cell, and when Crowley vanished the paint-stains. It was the happiest he had been in ages." -Neil Gaiman

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok with the intention of letting fans know that they had to rearrange some dates of some shows. What actually happens is that five seconds into making this TikTok, Steve comes home from work.

The first thing out of his mouth is, “One of my students called me babygirl today.”

Eddie:

Eddie, debating on being a menace:

Eddie, being a menace: Did you like i-

Steve: No. It was weird and it embarrassed both of us.

Eddie: You like when I call you babygirl

Steve: Yeah, well…that’s different.

[tyblackthornsheadphones]

why does no one care? all the non jews i follow are posting like today is a normal day. i want to scream. i want to break down. THEY DIED BECAUSE OF YOU and you can’t even put the effort into reposting a “sorry there’s six more jews dead now oops” post

[lethargicluv]

The plot of MW3 was clearly written by a man. A woman would have never let this happen.

[evilkitten3]

was fucking around on google images and i ended up stumbling on a reddit post from three yrs ago with a picture of iroh grabbing azula during a fight scene...

this is the only time i can think of when azula seems completely terrified.

he grabs her and she's scared shitless

but he just redirects her lightning and she's just bewildered.

i wonder what she was thinking there

[magicicephoenix]

Ink demon with 115?

this world is his… and he ain’t ever lettin’ you forget it!

the ink demon with #115 - his name was king

bonus just his lineart because i really like how it turned out

[sableeira]

skk relationship reveal where Dazai sends this picture to the ADA group chat without context and shuts off this phone before the group chat explodes.

[darkfiguresstuff]

No, I do not like this.

[lover-of-mine]

Song: Matchbox by Ashley Kutcher (youtube)

[sk-ew]

Senior Indah: Do you have any experience solving murders?

Murderbot: .......... Yes.

[minhosblr]

T.leeknowsaurus first insta live aka. Minho not being satisfied with instagram's filters for 18 minutes straight

[i-dont-r3member]

Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Gotham war doesn’t exist Got-

[aardvaark]

im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.