Beavis and Butthead in Saw II
Read the very first one here
Warnings: uhh well its based on Saw, Saw is very violent so if you don't like violence and gore please leave or read with caution, also since this is from B&BH's point of view some of the descriptions of events from Saw 2 are weird but hopefully not too bad
It had been 6 months since Beavis and Butthead had been forced to play one of Jigsaw's games, of course Beavis ended up cutting off his own foot to escape, leaving Butthead behind.
Luckily for them both, 2 amazing things happened. One, their TV was perfectly fine, and two, Butthead was somehow rescued by.... Uhhh... Since I'm lazy, Jotaro Kujo I guess.
Unfortunately their school was not blown up and Stuart was not killed like what Jigsaw said on the tape but getting their TV back was worth it all. The 2 had continued to live their life as normal, watching TV, dreaming of scoring with hot chicks, eating nachos, bothering their teachers, you name it.
John 'Jigsaw' Kramer was not happy that they hadn't learnt their lesson from playing his game, its clear they needed to be put through another test to see how much they valued life, so, almost exactly 6 months after the bathroom game, they had awoken in a room alongside 8 other people.
"Uuuhhhh... Where are we Beavis?" Asked Butthead whom had just awoke a few seconds ago, Beavis was still asleep. Butthead realised Beavis was not responding so he decided to kick his sleeping friend "Wake up, dumbass, we're like... Not on the couch like we were when we last slept,"
"Aah!" Beavis yells as Butthead kicks him and he wakes up "Wait a minute, wheres the TV?"
The 2 looked around to notice that there were 8 other people in the room, a few of them still unconscious "Woah, huhuhu... Cool," Butthead says "We're at a party, and there's chicks here too, we've never been to a party before,"
One of the women, Laura, pointed out a camera in the top corner of the room "Hey Beavis, we're on TV, we're gonna be famous," Butthead stated, Beavis replying with a loud happy "Yes! Chicks love famous dudes!"
The 7 conscious other people were silently judging Beavis and Butthead, but the 2 were a bit stupid to realise this. Eventually the final person finally awoke, a woman named Amanda.
It seemed when Amanda had realised she had woken up in an unrecognisable place, she began to panic and look around the room, when questioned by one of the others she answered something along the lines of "He wants us to play his game! Damnit why?! I already beat your game so why are you testing me again?!"
Beavis and Butthead, as well as the 7 others were confused, what was she talking about? While looking around she pulled the bricks off of some sort of fire place.
While Amanda was searching thats when Beavis and Butthead both realised 2 different things. Beavis realised that this woman was Amanda Young, more than 10 months ago he saw her on the news, as she was one of the only known victims to have survived the Jigsaw killers traps.
Butthead, meanwhile, noticed there was a giant safe in the middle of the room, he wondered how much money was in there.
Eventually Amanda found a tape, a key and a piece of paper in the fire place "Hey Butthead, I think we've been kidnapped by that Jigsaw guy again," Beavis explains, Butthead replies "Really? If our TV is in danger again I'm gonna kick his ass, when I saw him last time he was really old so I bet I could do that easily,"
Amanda began to play the tape.
"Greetings and welcome. I trust that you are all wondering where you are. I can assure you that while your location is not important, what these walls offer you is important, salvation, if you earn it. 3 hours from now, the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have 2 hours to live. Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You've been breathing it since you arrived here. Those of you familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found over the rainbow. Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you're here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin,"
"Deadly gas? Beavis did you cut the cheese again?" Butthead asks, Beavis answering "No, I don't think so, hehehe,"
Pretty much everyone in the room apart from Beavis, Butthead and some buff guy named Xavier were in a state of panic and dread. Xavier read the piece of paper that came with it reading "Don't use the key on the door,"
Xavier and some other guy named Gus quite obviously disagreed with the message on the paper, as they decided to take the key to the locked door and begin trying to open it, Amanda pleaded with them not to, and even Beavis and Butthead admited that it was a bit stupid of them not to listen considering she had already been in one of these traps and knew how this Jigsaw guy worked.
Xavier bent down and began unlocking the door while Gus peeped through the eyehole, after a few moments there was a loud bang.
Gus then slowly collapsed, revealing a massive injury to his eye, in fact his eye was nowhere in sight and he was bleeding everywhere. Most people in the room began screaming and panicking, Gus had just been killed, meanwhile Beavis and Butthead...
"Woah, he just died," Butthead said, not really concerned. The 2 then began to headbang as they loudly hummed a heavy metal song.
One of the others, Jonas (one of the only reasonable people in this trap to be fair) approached them
"You think thats funny?!"
Butthead replied "Uhhh... No, we think its cool,"
Jonas said "That man just died! You think its cool?"
Beavis answers "Uhhh... Yeah, hehehe,"
Jonas didn't say anything after that, but he approached Amanda and demanded to know how she knew where the tape, key and paper was, she began to explain Jigsaws games, how she put in the reverse beartap for doing drugs and how she had to fish for a key in her "dead" cellmates stomach, but she survived.
"Hey Beavis, check this out," Butthead whispered to Beavis before approaching Amanda "Uhhhh, hey babeh. I see you were put in a Jigsaw trap, I was put in a Jigsaw trap too,"
Beavis interrupted "Oh yeah yeah! I was with him too! I cut my foot off! Hehehe"
Amanda ignored these two because she already knew this information. Daniel, a kid around Beavis and Butthead's age whom had been sitting quietly in the corner the whole time, took Gus's jacket and used it to cover the dead mans face, not wanting to see that horrific sight.
While everyone else was searching a way out the room, the door just randomly opened by itself. Everyone quickly exited the room and saw there was a magnum gun behind the keyhole, that must've shot Gus and killed him.
Everyone began looking around the house
"This place is weird," Beavis states "Its all like... Greenish yellowish, it smells like pee, the chicks here are pretty hot though, know what I'm sayin'? Hehehe"
Butthead replies with a stern "Agreed."
At the front of the house there was a door with a big "EXIT" written on it, it of course would not open until the 3 hours had passed.
Most of the doors in the house are locked, but they eventually find one that opens, one that leads them all to the basement, also Xavier had a lamp with him for some reason.
They all slowly entered the basement to find a large room, and down there was a hooded figure sitting at a table facing away from everyone.
Xavier approached the figure with the lamp, prepared to kill them if they made a wrong move, Jonas approached behind Xavier and pulled the hood of the figure, making both of them flinch
"AHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! ITS SO CREEPY!" Yelled Beavis when he saw it.
The figure was in fact just a dummy, a very creepy looking one that gave everyone uncanney valley vibes, on the chest of the dummy was a piece of paper with one word written
"OBI"
Xavier questions what the hell "OBI" meant, "Oh I know!" Beavis said "Its like, Obi Wan Kenobi!"
Butthead slapped Beavis "No way, dork, there's no way Jigsaw is a Star Wars fan, and even if he was why would he reference it here?"
"Actually, my name is Obi (pronounced Ah-bi)," said one of the others in the group, of course his name was Obi
"Butthead! Look! The real Obi Wan Kenobi is here with us! He'll save us and kick Jigsaw's ass for sure, though he does look a little different to what he's like in the movie..." Beavis exclaimed.
At this point everyone ignored whatever Beavis and Butthead said and didn't even try to correct them, they had figured they were both just really mentally challenged idiots.
Near the dummy was a tape so Xavier decided to play it.
"Hello Obi. I want to play a game. For years, you've burned those around you with your lies, cons, and deceits. Now you'll have to redeem yourself, for the games you've played with others, by playing one of mine. Inside the device in front of you are 2 antidotes for the poison coursing through your veins. One is my gift to you for helping me kidnap the others. The second is yours to donate. However, one of them will come with a price. Remember, Obi, once you are in Hell, only the Devil can help you out,"
"Wait a minute, what does that mean, kidnap the others?" Asked Jonas, Obi replied "How would I know?"
"He's the one who put us here," said Laura who was sitting near the shelves on the other side of the room "The car... It was you, I knew I recognised you, you were the last person I saw before I woke up here,"
Thats when Beavis and Butthead realised that this guy had also brought them here, they thought back to the last thing that happened before they woke up in this house.
"Woah, he also brought us here, he was like hiding behind our couch and stuff, and while we were watching Baywatch he came up behind us and put this thing on our face and it made us fall asleep," Butthead explains.
Everyone glared at Obi after Laura and Butthead had told them all about what happened, most of them also starting remember seeing him before they woke up in this mysterious house.
"Are you sure its him? You better be sure," Jonas says, Laura replies "I'm sure,"
Obi looked at Jonas and said "You would've done the same if you new what I had to do,"
Xavier was obviously not happy hearing this, he grabs a nearby knife and says "You've got 5 seconds to get us out of here!!"
Obi answers "I don't know the way out,"
"Bullshit!" Yelled Laura
Beavis and Butthead approach Laura, Beavis saying "Exactly, I bet he's like, Jigsaws brother something,"
While Xavier was threatening Obi at knifepoint, Butthead attempted to flirt with Laura "Don't worry babeh, I'll like, find a way out of here," Laura wasn't really in the mood so she didn't reply.
Before Xavier was about to attack Obi, one of the others, Addison, broke them up
"Hey listen to me!" She yelled "We've got two antidotes in the back of that oven, we're waisting time here!"
Beavis and Butthead was ignoring all of the conflict going on "Hey Beavis, the chicks here are hot, maybe if I can get the antidote in the oven they'll want to score with me," Butthead said, Beavis replies "Yeah they are hot, but next trap let me get the antidotes okay, I wanna score too,"
Butthead approaches the conflict and says "Hey everyone, I volunteer to get the antidotes in the oven, make sure to watch me closely, ladies,"
However, Xavier, who was now holding the knife to Obi's neck, would not let Butthead into the furnace
"No way, this guy got us in here so he's gonna help us out, he has 10 seconds to get in that furnace or else he's a dead man,"
Thats when Daniel interrupted and asked "So if there's only 2 antidotes in there, which 2 of us gets to use them?" With Xavier yelling back "We'll figure that out later!"
Xavier pushes the knife even closer to Obi's neck "Right now you're going in there, or I'll kill you where you stand!"
Obi then said in a surprisingly serious voice "Guess I'm going in there to get those needles, but I get one, got it?"
Obi then crawled into the furnace, 2 needles hanged from the cieling, Obi grabbed one of them "This one is for me," he said before pulling it down. He then looked at the other one which was hanging from a chain "And you guys can fight over who gets this one,"
"Hurry up!" Yelled Xavier.
Obi then grabbed the one hanging from a chain, which of course pulled the chain, and as that happened the door to the furnace closed which made everyone (apart from of course Beavis and Butthead) panic.
"Oh god! Oh shit!"
"Open the door!"
People yelled, as fire started to amit from the furnace, this excited Beavis.
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" He yelled full of joy, not realising that Obi was about to meet a firey grave.
"Open the door! Open the door!" Obi commanded as he started to notice the fire was getting closer to where he was.
Everyone scurried around trying to open the door but it wouldn't budge, Obi tried lowering his leg above the fire to kick the door open but nothing worked, he crawled all the way to the back of the furnace to avoid the fire as much as possible.
Thats when he noticed that there was some sort of valve with a drawing of some devil pointing at this, this was what Jigsaw meant when he said "Once you are in hell, only the devil can get you out,". Unfortunately for Obi, it was too late as there was too much fire in front to reach the valve to turn the gas off, he didn't want to get burned so he didn't want too and just prayed someone else got him out of there.
Everyone was still trying to open the door but at this point the fire inside was making the metal heat up, burning peoples hands when they tried to pull it.
"Use your coat! Use your fucking coat!" Yelled Addison at Jonas, who of course, took his coat off and used it to cover his hand to try and open the door but it still didn't work.
Laura was cowering in the corner shivering and repeating the phrase "Stop it,"
"Hey guys there's a window over here!" Yelled Daniel, everyone ran to the back of the furnace where there was indeed a window, they saw that Obi was nearly fully engulfed in flames.
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" Beavis continues to cheer out as he saw the fire within.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Laura began to now scream in the corner of the room.
"Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of there!" Assured Jonas before Obi's hand pushed up against the glass trying to break open the window.
Xavier then found a bat with nails stuck in it "Everyone stand back!" He shouted.
"Woah, that Xavier guy is pretty cool, Beavis," Butthead said, neither him nor Beavis were expressing the seriousness of the situation, as Beavis also continued to cheer out the word "Fire!"
Xavier broke open the window and Obi's hand and head stuck out but the window was too small for him to escape, he was bleeding, covered in burns and visibly in a lot of pain, luckily he eventually died less than a minute after the window was broken.
Everyone just stared at the dead body in shock for a while, before Xavier checked Obi's hand "The antidote!" He yelled angrily as he saw Obi didn't even hand them the antidote
"The fucking antidote is melting in there!"
"Yeah, what a dickweed, he could've at least handed us the needle, he deserved to die. Oh well at least there'll be less antidotes to give now that he's gone," Butthead stated, trying to seem cool in front of Xavier.
Butthead was also relieved that no one let him go in the furnace when he was trying to impress the girls, he probably would've met the same end as Obi.
Amanda then took what looked like to be some sort of cleaber and went back upstairs away from the basement before anyone else.
Soon everyone followed and began looking around to see if they could find more rooms with antidotes. Amanda and Daniel were having a conversation on how they ended up here, majority of the people who woke up in this house had went to jail for a serious crime at some point in time, apart from Daniel, Beavis and Butthead.
Amanda was telling Daniel about how she had dealt with drugs which is how she ended up in her first test, the reverse beartrap, but after that she began self harm to cope with the traumatic experience which is probably how she ended up here.
Meanwhile Beavis and Butthead were having a conversation of their own
"Hey Beavis, did you notice that like, everyone here apart from us and Amanda has a number on the back of their neck?" Butthead asks,
Beavis replies "Huh? Oh yeah, cool, maybe this means Amanda is like, our soulmate or something,"
"She should be the first chick we score with when we get out of here," Butthead suggests.
Beavis then points to a table next to them "Hey look, a pen, maybe you can draw a number on the back of my neck, Butthead,"
Butthead says "Yeah, good idea, Beavis,"
Butthead takes the pen and draws a number on the back of Beavis's neck.
"69"
Suddenly Jonas came back and let everyone know they found another door that could possibly have their next challenge.
Everyone followed him to the door, to find it wasn't really opening but Xavier was trying to force it open
"Xavier rules," Butthead states.
Soon the door opens to what looks like a childrens bedroom, well a very abandoned one at least. There were dusty and broken toys on the floor and in the middle of the room was a bed with no mattress.
Behind that was a metal door with a 4 minute countdown going off, and on the bed was a tape, Xavier decides to play the tape as everyone gathered around.
"Hello, Xavier. I want to play a game. The game I want to play is very similar to the one that you've been playing as a drug dealer. The game of offering hope to the desperate, for a price. I think we can agree that your situation is desperate. So I offer you hope. The price that you pay is that you must crawl into the same pit of squalor you force your customers into. By entering this room, a timer has been started. When the timer expires, the door in front of you will be locked forever. Only in finding the key before the timer runs out can you unlock and retrieve the antidote inside. I will give you just one hint as to where that key is: it will be like finding a needle in a haystack. Let the game begin,"
Xavier then pulls the bed away to reveal that beneath it is a hole filled with needles that have probably been used.
"There's no way I'm going in there," Xavier states before looking at Amanda, he approaches her
"Hey what are you doing?" She asks before he grabs her
"Hey wait! No don't do this!" Xavier says back to her "Sorry but I ain't digging through those needles,"
He then picks her up as she begs him not to make her do this, then he throws her into the pit, she yells and screams in pain as everyone watches feeling bad for her but also relieved Xavier didn't decide to throw them in.
"Uhhh, Beavis you need to go in there too," Butthead says as Amanda begins to dig through the needles, multiple of them sticking in her arms
"What?! Why?!" Exclaims Beavis
"Because, dumbass," Butthead replies "If you impress Amanda and the other chicks here, you will score,"
"But, don't you want to score?" Beavis asks nervously, Butthead answering "Yes, but I'll wait until there's a less painful trap to impress all the chicks, now go!"
Butthead then pushes Beavis into the trap alongside Amanda, Beavis also yelling in pain but not really doing much to help find the key unlike Amanda.
"You can do it brother Beavis! I believe in you!" Butthead cheers his friend on, Xavier approached behind him "What, you want to join your friend in there too?" He asks.
Butthead replies "Uhhhhh, no,"
Xavier ignores him, and ends up picking Butthead up and throwing him into the needle pit alongside Amanda and Beavis. All 3 of them looked like pin cushions with needles sticking out all over them.
"Hurry the hell up in there!" Xavier yells as the timer on the door ticks down.
Soon the timer is around 30 seconds and Beavis and Butthead didn't really do much to help out, but Amanda was able to find the key, she tosses it out the pit as she cries.
Xavier grabs the key and runs towards the door, at 10 seconds, but he ends up dropping the key while trying to put it in, he reaches down to pick it up and tries to put it in again but the timer runs out and the door shuts before he can unlock it.
"No! No! No!" Yelled Xavier, frustrated that he had literally sent 3 people into the needle pit to find the key for him yet he still wasn't able to unlock the door in time.
"Well, uhhh, its your own fault for having butter fingers," Butthead said as he peeked his head out the pit. Xavier gave him an angry glare but thankfully didn't do anything.
Daniel helped Amanda climb out the pit and pull all of the needles out of her arms and body. Meanwhile Beavis and Butthead were still stuck in the pit.
"Butthead, I don't feel too good," Beavis said, not even in much pain anymore as he had grown numb to all the needles sticking out of him, he was just mostly tired.
"Me neither," they both lay down in the needles staring up at everyone else.
"I don't think that Xavier guy is as cool as we thought," Beavis said, making sure Xavier didn't hear him
"Agreed, I can take a beating but throwing me into a pit of needles is crossing the line, we should just stick to idolising Todd from now on,"
Eventually Beavis and Butthead were able to climb out the pit as well, making sure to stay away from Xavier. Luckily for them Xavier decided to go back downstairs while the 2 followed Amanda, Addison, Daniel and Laura around the house, Jonas went off and searched on his own or something.
Laura wasn't doing too good, the toxic gas was starting to take effect on everyone but especially Laura, she could barely stand and was going in and out of consciousness.
At this point everyone was turning pale and coughing up blood. At one point Butthead slapped Beavis for coughing up blood on him.
At some point they were all in the corner of a hallway while Amanda held Laura, who seemed very close to death. They were all talking about how they were gonna get out of there or any clues they had found.
"Damnit Beavis stop holding onto me like that," Butthead said, clearly annoyed, Beavis let go of him "Sorry Butthead, I just don't feel too good, I think those needles did something to me,"
"X..." Mumbled Laura, Amanda asked her "What did you say?"
"X... Marks the spot," she repeated as she pointed at a frame on the wall with an X scratched onto it. Since Addison was the one standing most near to it she took it off the wall and behind it was a piece of paper that said.
"Father and son"
Addison turned the paper around to show a picture of Daniel and a man she knew quite well.
"Uhhhh, who's that guy with you Daniel?" Butthead asks when he saw the picture "He looks stupid, huhuhuhu,"
"Is that your Dad?!" Addison asks as she showed the picture to Daniel, Amanda and Laura recognised him too. Daniel didn't really answer seeming quite shocked not knowing what to say.
"Thats the man who framed me and put me away! I went to jail because of him, thats Eric Matthews," she said, Beavis and Butthead had no idea who this guy was, they had never seen him before unlike everyone else.
Before anyone could say anyone else Laura began shaking and coughing up blood even more than before, she was having a seizure.
"Uhhh, I think she's been electrocuted, you might wanna step away from the power outlet," Butthead said, not really understandimg what a seizure was or what was going on.
Soon Laura died in Amanda's arms and after Addison stormed off, ranting about how she couldn't trust anyone in this house.
"Uhhhh, Beavis, what should we do now?" Butthead asks, Beavis replying "At least we now know Amanda is our true soulmate, Laura is dead and Addison ditched us, but Amanda will always be hear for us. We need to find another antidote Butthead, or else we will die virgins,"
Butthead silently nodded and the 2 split up to go and find another antidote room. Butthead heard some commotion going on downstairs in the room they had woke up in, he decided to see what was going on so he stood at the door and watched as Xavier and Jonas were fighting.
Butthead didn't say anything he just watched in silence because he found this entertaining, eventually Xavier used that nailed bat he found in the basement while trying to save Obi and hit Jonas in the back of the head, killing him in seconds.
Xavier then looked at Butthead, noticing he was watching, Butthead then realised Xavier is probably planning to do that to him too, so he ran to go and find Beavis or Amanda or Daniel.
The reason Xavier had killed Jonas was because he had looked at the dead body of Gus, the man who had been shot in the eye earlier and saw there was a number on the back of his neck, a 2 that was the colour red.
The combination to the antidote in the safe was on the back everyones necks and the order was in the order of the rainbow, since the gas had lingering for a while Xavier was going a bit insane so he decided to go on a killing spree to find everyone elses numbers to open the safe.
Meanwhile with Beavis he was wondering around the hallways trying to get a few doors open, when he hears Addison calling for help, he decided to see what was going on so he followed her voice and found the room she was in.
Hanging from the cieling of the room was a glass box with a now spilled antidote in it, at the bottom of the box were 2 holes with razor blades around it, Addison's arms were stuck in the holes as she was trying to get the antidote inside.
"Oh thank god! Can you please get me out of here?!" She cried. Beavis looked at the box and Addison, he realised that if he saves her, she might want to score with him after they escape, he smiles deviously and replies "Of course, uhhhh..."
He walks closer to her, feeling his heart pump faster and saw the blades her arms were stuck in "Oh okay, I know how to get you out," he said before sticking his rather small hand into the hole and pushing the blades upwards so she can pull her arm out without basically skinning herself.
She then reaches into the hole her other arm was stuck in and did the same for that "Thank you Beavis," she said, still in tears because she had been bleeding a lot due to the razors.
Beavis thought to himself "Ha! Take that Butthead, you said I was too much of a buttmonkey to score with a chick and that you'd score and I wouldn't, but now I'm gonna score before you do! Haha,"
Beavis then looked at the spilled antidote in the box and continues to think "But I can't score if I die, unless she's into that necrophilia type stuff, so I'm gonna need an antidote real quick,"
He walks behind the box and sees a lock with a key in it "Damn this Jigsaw guy made this trap too easy, I guess that chick was just really stupid or something but thats fine, I'm sure it'll balance well with my genuis.
Beavis then reached up and unlocked the top of the box, since he was quite short and couldn't reach the top, he grabbed the bottom of the box and began to pour the spilled liquid antidote into his mouth.
"I know the antidote is supposed to be injected into you but I suppose it doesn't matter which way it goes in," he thought to himself.
After drinking the antidote, he began to shake rapidly and made weird noises, before he eventually pulled his shirt over his head.
"I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" He exclaims.
Due to the nerve gas, the chemicals in the antidote and all of the germs in the needle pit, Beavis had now become his alter ego Cornholio.
Addison watched him, extremely freaked out as to what was going on, which distracted her from Xavier sneaking up behind her and then hitting her in the head with the nailed bat.
Xavier lifted her hair and saw her number before looking at Cornholio making weird noises and stomping around.
"Sorry kid, nothing personal," he said, Cornholio turned to him and yelled "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"
Cornholio then ran past him, Xavier yelled "Hey! Get back here!" As he chased after him. Cornholio soon met up with Amanda, Daniel and Butthead, but this meant Xavier had found them too.
Xavier was also angrier than ever at Daniel because he had found the picture of him and his father, Eric Matthews.
"Damnit Beavis, why'd you have to lead that maniac towards us?" Butthead said, slapping Cornholio.
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!"
Butthead saw Xavier approaching and grabbed Cornholio, realising there was no time to waste. They both ran behind Amanda and Daniel and they lead them to the room they had woken up in.
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!"
"Get in there Beavis," Butthead pushed Cornholio into the room as he was standing in his way. Amanda slammed the door shut but Xavier tried to pry it open.
Butthead watched and Cornholio ran around the room yelling as Amanda and Daniel tried to hold the door shut
"Help us!" Yelled Daniel, Butthead replied "Ehh, no,"
Meanwhile Daniel noticed that Xavier had left the nail bat in the room, so he went and picked it up and used it to jam the door shut, Amanda also noticed something beneath the safe that held one of the antidotes, she went and pushed it off.
So much commotion was going on, Xavier trying to force the door open, Cornholio ranting and stomping around the room, Butthead refusing to help, Amanda trying to push the safe off of the thing she noticed, it was all chaos.
Eventually Amanda pushed the safe away and found there was a secret door beneath it, she knew this could be their escape so she opened it and signalled everyone to go inside.
Daniel went in first, but Butthead didn't really get the message "Uhh, is that the basement?" He asked. As Amanda was trying to convince Butthead to go into the secret door, he kept asking stupid questions and not listening to anyone.
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUNGOLE?!" He walked towards the bat and picks it up "THIS SHALL PROTECT THE ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE, HEEHEHE, BUNGHOLIO!"
The door then flung open revealing Xavier "Damnit Beavis you let that crazy guy in here, I get it now, we need to go to the basement," Butthead then grabbed Cornholio and attempted to drag him into the secret door.
"YOU DARE TOUCH THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!"
"Get in Beavis!" Butthead then pushed Cornholio into the secret door before jumping in himself and running down the long hallways, he heard as Xavier jumped down and ran behind them, Cornholio was nowhere in sight now, Butthead realised he probably didn't understand what was happening and how this crazy guy was going to kill them.
"Damnit Beavis you're an absolute buttmonkey, that guys gonna kill you, whatever at least I'm the only one who gets to score with Amanda now," Butthead thought to himself as he ran.
Eventually they came to some sort of weird door, Amanda pushed it open to reveal the bathroom that Beavis and Butthead had awoken in 6 months ago.
"Uhhh, why's Beavis's foot on the floor?" Butthead asked "Oh and that's the guy Beavis killed back when we were locked in that bathroom, uhhhh..."
Butthead then looked over and noticed Daniel was dead
"Uhhh," he then also noticed that Xavier had entered the room "Crap,".
Xavier and Amanda talked for a little bit about the numbers, Butthead wasn't really paying attention, but then he saw Cornholio walk up behind Xavier.
"You can do it brother Beavis! You kick his ass!" Butthead cheered Cornholio on as he noticed him.
Xavier of course turned around and saw Cornholio, Cornholio asked "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUNGHOLE?"
"Damnit I'll kill you, kid," Xavier said before charging at Cornholio, the 2 began to fight, Xavier smashed his head against the hard bathroom wall and saw his number was "69"
Thats when Cornholio pulled out the nail bat he had been hiding in his pants and smashed it across Xavier's face. Xavier collapsed, his face covered in blood he began gasping for air before eventually dying.
"Woah, you're pretty cool Beavis," Butthead said, before Cornholio replied "HE THREATENED THE ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE, HE HAD TO DIE, HEHEHE,"
Thats when Cornholio transitioned back to Beavis "Uhhh, Butthead whats going on here? I remember saving that Addison chick from a box and then- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Beavis screams as he sees his own foot on the floor, the one he had sawn off 6 months ago, he approached it "I wondered where my other shoe was!" He took the shoe off his dismembered foot and held it.
"Uhhh, Daniel died, Beavis," Butthead told Beavis, Beavis replied "Uhhh, that sucks, anyways at least we get to score with Amanda now,"
"Actually I was just pretending to be dead," Daniel said as he got up from the floor.
"Aww damnit!" Beavis exclaimed "Now we're gonna have to have a foursome, better than nothing anyways. Uhhh, speaking of Amanda where is she?"
Butthead answered "Uhhh, I dunno," suddenly a figure approached behind them both and injected them with some sort of needle, they then passed out.
Everything was black, until they both woke up in a tight space. "Uhhh, Beavis, where are we?" Butthead asked "And why are you hugging me?"
"I'm not hugging you idiot!" Beavis exclaimed
"Then stop wrapping your arms around me!" Commanded Butthead, Beavis couldn't though "I cant we're like, stuck in some box, is this another test from Jigsaw? And why do we have these plastic thingies on our noses and mouth?"
The 2 boys had a ventilator on their face, they began squirming and trying to push away from each other which only resulted in them basically beating each other up.
"Settle down Beavis you're crushing my rib cage or something," Butthead said as he slapped Beavis.
Suddenly the door to the box opened, they were in a safe place. Relieved, they both crawled out and saw a woman (for those of you who are familiar with Saw, the woman is Detective Allison Kerry) and a few other police looking people looking at them in shock.
"Hey babeh, we just like, escaped a death game," Butthead attempted to flirt with the detective. They then noticed another safe to their right so they walked towards it to look inside.
"Woah check it out Butthead, its Daniel!" Beavis exclaimed, Daniel was indeed inside the other safe, also with a ventilator on his face, except he was in a lot more distress then Beavis and Butthead were.
"Where's Amanda though?" Butthead asked, they both looked around again "Aw damnit I think we've been ditched!" Yelled Beavis, angry that once again he was unable to score.
"Well we could try to score with this lovely detective chick, Beavis," Butthead reassured him
"Yeah yeah, good idea,"
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