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[thatswife]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

That just might be the longest fucking hot dog I've ever seen. Damn, now I kinda want one 😔

[cartoonguy08]

Swordvan save me

Swordvan from Requiem for a pizza save me

SWORDVAN-

I love them sm guys I love them I-

Also regular Swordvan and how I think they started cuz funny

He’s drunk and Sniper doesn’t have the heart tell him lol

[allimili]

I need pure vanilla or red velvet to hug me tight while kissing my cheek....aaaaand possibly tickle me while doing so. Tickling is optional lmao!

[prisma-palace]

FIND MY JASHLINGS

this took me. checks notes. About 2 weeks to finish. goddamn!

[uc1wa]

jason todd who’s a little religious and says he wants to wait for marriage to fill you full with his cock and cum. jason todd whose tongue is lapping at your entrance and his fingers are circling your clit, reminding you that the bible doesn’t say anything about the inability to do this.

[archerdepartures116]

Hey hey your art is gorgeous and I appreciate how much you love Liu Qingge. He is the best of all of everything and so under appreciated.

Do you have any Liu Qingge specific headcanons?

HHAHH tysmmm he's the best and I think he needs more appreciation because he as so much potential

my pookie adnsndjkdjeakfjt

anyways here is a list of my personal favorite headcanons:

first off, I hc that he's great with small children or babies, cause he used to take care of his sister when she was very young

He squeezes himself into fuckass crevices or sleeps in trees when he has to camp out and the hunt or mission took longer than he anticipated and there's no inn near (that being said, he would probably kind of suck at making campfires the normal mortal way cause why go through all that effort when you can just blast qi to light up the branches + he never needed to ever since he cultivated a core)

can smoke or grill some banger meat, he sometimes shares it with his disciples and they love it

secretly is a little vain, afterall someone put that braid there and having a long piece of hair dangling in front of ur face isn't very practical for certain situations

probably cuddles with cheng luan, need I say more?

him and his sister look very similar (except for height) so they can usually get away with swapping identities

he looks like he stands on his tiptoes most of the time (based on the eng novel art, Ik that's prolly just for dynamic posing sake but this is such an awkward stance for a normal human being lmfao)

probably autistic, i can feel it in my bones

he can crawl on all fours really efficiently for no reason, sometimes uses this skill to scare/test his disciples

giggly typa drunk, i just think it's cute

mf is stacked so he often overestimates the monetary value of items, great for the seller, excruciating for whoever was assigned to accompany monitor him

views food as another testament to his physical will, loves spicy food (but also really likes sweets)

in a modern au, he would be so untech savy it would make your 90 yo grandpa look like a NASA engineer

his closet is one of those cartoon ones where its the exact same fit across the board

[adddddiiii]

Tim Drake Headcanons

He loves sneaking late-night coffee dates with you, even if it's just in your kitchen with mismatched mugs

He always checks in on you through a quick text during patrol

Tim 💗: I'll be home soon, miss you already

Sometimes he falls asleep mid-conversation and you always drape a blanket over him and brush the hair out of his face

He gets so wrapped up in his work that you have to physically drag him away from his desk for cuddle breaks

With his super awesome detective brain or whatever, he remembers everything you like and things you'd simply mentioned wanting

And he gifts them to you at random moments

He has doodles of your name with hearts along the margins of his case files

Once, he forgot to erase them and Bruce side eyed him brutally

He sends you random photos of Gotham sunsets from rooftops

Sometimes he lets you paint his nails don't tell Jason, he'll never let him hear the end of it

He adores your voice so much that he has recordings of you humming or just talking, which he listens to when he's alone

His love language is making custom gadgets for you

"I know it's a bit overkill but it has a tracker, a panic button, and... okay, I added a flashlight because you lose your phone a lot and I don't want you stuck somewhere in the dark."

[fcthots]

Jason Todd can always be found tracing your skin. His touch is almost always feather light. He moves his hands across your body with awe and devotion. He catalogues every bit of skin on you. He knows it all. He loves it all. He worships it all. His touch is reverent as if he can't believe you're his, his to touch and to love and to adore. All his. He loves to watch how you react when he wakes you up in the morning by gliding his fingertips across your bare back. He notes with love the way you get goosebumps and shiver, the way you press your back into his hand, the way you press into him like a cat when his hand stops moving. He loves knowing he's wanted. He loves knowing that he gets to slide his fingers across your bare skin whenever he wants. He gets to move his fingers up and down your arm when you're outside in the cold. He gets to move the clasp of your necklace back to the back of your neck, and he gets to take that as an excuse to get to slide his fingers across your collarbone and shoulders. He gets to pull your hair off your neck when you're overheating outside and run his fingers through the delicate strands. He can't believe that he gets to map out your body like the stars in the sky. He will never have enough.

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

Look at these losers, smooching it up like they’re in love or something

[thatswife]

well. this is gonna go down one of three ways…

1) we fight over him, 2) taking turns, 3) cloning (the more logans the merrier)

HELP

i'm torn between 2 and 3 😌

[simonbrain]

I just saw the post you made for creepy weirdo simon and ngl, I need more. Maybe even one for soap too. Your brain is very 🤌

i feel like with simon, he knows when to not push the limits too much. for all the shit you put up with, there have only been a few times he's actually made you uncomfortable, and he's never done them again. but he does attempt to get to that point without actually crossing the line—it's almost like a game for him. it's just lucky that you love him so much. you knew what you were getting into with this creep, so you beam at him and give him a sloppy little kiss on the lips whenever he's up to no good. simon thinks it's cute that you enable him.

with johnny, however, i think he comes on way too strong. on the first date, he took notes of your coffee order, the way you did your hair and the accessories you wore, your mannerisms. he paid close attention to everything you said, taking each word to heart and not blinking once. you brushed off his intensity because this was your first date in a while and it was nice to be sought after, especially by someone as handsome as him, so you kept the same energy even if his staring made you feel shy.

after that, he's already looking up your family history and friends online, your past homes and the places you've lived (even for very briefly), your workplace. he's stalking keeping tabs on you while you're running errands and noting the things you're buying and the places you go to; he's even taking a few pictures of you to show the lads his new girl.

by the time the second date rolls around, he's vibrating in his seat, trying to hold himself back from blurting out that he has your engagement ring in his pocket.

(when he actually has you as his missus and he's certain you won't run away, he tells you all about his crazy ass behaviour before you got together, about how he was already dreaming about having a nice, big family with you and how he was ready to get on his knees and sing his praises.

you cut his rambling off by leaning forward and shoving your tongue down his throat, eager to have sex for the nth time. you were right; it's nice to be showered with so much love and attention by your man.)

[cartoonguy08]

Swordvan

But what if I made it depressing

I think I made hurt/comfort by accident—

I drew this in my sketchbook since my tablet’s dead at the moment, also cuz I barely use it 🙏

[bununiii]

Giving Kieran Duffy a hug and also gently playing with his hair dlc when??? I don’t even care if this is cringe Im having feelings

(hands you this )

[canisalbus]

i would like to imagine that after machete dies, vasco starts collecting red things. red, like the soles of machetes shoes and the hems of his cassocks, the front of his nightgowns after a heavy nosebleed. or maybe he collects pink things, like machete's nose and ears and paw pads, or things white like his fur. he never collects anything black, however. red like the hems but never black like the fabric. black is too sad. it's grief, it's unfathomable loss and it means admitting machete is actually gone, stolen from the world. but ludovica is there, and she indulges his collections in little ways on the occasion. it's a small comfort, her love for her husband in their lavender way.

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[linked-maze]

Okay this is gonna sound really stupid but I can’t stop thinking of this, so obviously when four gets hurt and if he split into four they all still can feel the pain. if he splits into four and somehow green and blue (I randomly picked) get into a fight would blue feel the pain of the hit when he punches green???????

I hope I understood what you were asking XD and I hope this answers it!

[homiesexuallaj]

I was too young for the Avengers Tower fics but now I’m old enough for the Watchtower fics so here I am!

Below the cut since Thunderbolts* spoilers,

Bucky canonically has his own house, so I don’t see him living there full time. He definitely has a room to stay in for those late nights and after missions if he’s too tired to drive home.

I don’t know where Yelena’s been living. I’m assuming an apartment since we saw her in a bathroom in her shame room. But, since she obviously doesn’t do good living alone, Yelena totally moves into the tower as soon as she possibly can. She might not seem like she likes living around people, but she’s grateful for the team.

Alexi also has his own house. I can see him keeping the house honestly, cause really, where else is he going to park his limo(s??). It might be easier to pull out of suburban neighborhood with a limo than right into downtown new york. Plus, Alexi is pretty messy… It might just be easier overall for him to have his own place..

John is obviously separated from his ex-wife and kid, so I can see him moving into the tower. I don’t see him doing well living alone either, so he’s happy to move right into his own room.

I’m not sure where Ava’s been living, so she totally moved into the tower too. She’s happy to be around people and be in her own space.

Obviously, Bob moved into the tower. He’s been living in a lab for who knows how long, and doesn’t have a job or money to go rent or buy his own place. Plus, he doesn’t have much of anything so it’s just easier to move into the tower. It’s even better for his depression to be around people instead of alone anyway.