#ridiculous!!!

[tariah23]

This is so funny what the hell is Todo doing over THERE 😭😭😭

[detroit-grand-prix]

Imagining Toto making George hot cocoa before bed and tucking him in. Possibly even telling him a bedtime story.

[tallmadgeandtea]

Benedict Arnold: Permission to do war crimes General Clinton? May I commit war crimes now please?

[asmallcafethatslove]

i block every bot that follows me and i once tried to report it as spam to see if it works but i get more and more bots 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[whimsical-westbrook]

Learn hyper beam!

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I'M NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WOULD COME OUT OF A VILLAIN'S SPACESHIP

[paddington-two]

i need to go grocery shopping again moodboard

[97-liners]

i think the tumblr algorithm is putting one of my reblogs of a post on ppls dashes (i don't understand ppl who have that function turned on btw i only see posts from ppl i follow bc i approve their vibes), because i keep getting notifications on a post i reblogged weeks ago. btw this is about junhui mirror selfies where he was wearing the suit w/ the waist cutouts.

so i decided to take a look at the reblog cloud.

on the right is op (@/lesbiancarat) and on the left is me. 😬 who is doing the dev on these tumblr algorithms.

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Over a 100???? It was just the guy in the photo a couple days ago djsjdjks

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[as-i-watch]

[a few moments later]

Both of them got the same terrible idea and nobody bothered complaining not even Marcille

[laur-rants]

I love when my borzoi does the thing

[imliterallybeggingyou]

Elephant in the room time! I’d like to give a summary for everyone here.

I think we have all been waiting for someone to dig up something about Tim Walz, and what they found is a DUI from 1995.

Tim Walz was still a teacher at the time. He was with his friends, watching college football. He chose to drive home, and was pulled over for going 96mph in a 55. He was charged and fined.

Directly afterwards, he tried to resign from his teaching job out of guilt for his actions. He felt terrible, he felt disappointed in himself, and thought he didn’t have the right to teach or be a coach because of it. The principal pushed back immediately, asking him to stay. The principal refused to let him resign.

11 years later he became a member of Congress. 30 years later, he still hasn’t touched alcohol.

His drink of choice is Diet Mountain Dew.

Trump supporters are seemingly oblivious to the hypocrisy of their criticism of Walz. It has been 30 years since Walz was charged with his only misdemeanor. In May of this year, Trump was convicted of 34 felonies.

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"