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[kaiserscomms]

SMOKE, a colouring psd by KAISERSCOMMS

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colouring inspired by SINNERS (2025)

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[nassycomms]

* free graphics ! with religious theme . you can use them in your pinned post or as a header .

[shotmrmiller]

thinking it was a good idea making now retired simon wear his old mask for role play but now you're kinda afraid because you can feel his eyes on you but he's nowhere in sight and being hunted in your own home is actually terrifying

[candyredmusings]

Slay The Princess Sentence Starters

Sentences taken from Slay The Princess: The Pristine Cut by Blacktabby Games! Change Pronouns As Needed!

CW: Angst, Fluff, Comedic, Romantic

"Now we can both enjoy the mutual romantic subtext to this murder!"

"Yeah do you not know what The Look is? Even I know what The Look is."

"Do you think we can throw her out the window?"

"Hey you threw it out the window even though I just told you not to, I'm proud of you!" 

“WHY DO YOU HATE ME?” 

“What do you mean? This is what you wanted. Idiot.” 

"We ain't done yet, we get up."

"She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't." 

"BEHOLD! The PERFECT woman!"

“I didn’t think you’d come back. We’re going to have a lot of fun, you and I!” 

“He’s making fun of us!”

“If only I were capable of throwing myself off a bridge.”

"Do I miss your heart because I can’t stand to see it go?"

“I will not be described into submission.” 

"By believing in your limitations you put a shackle on your neck."

"The number of stabbing implements I have is practically zero!"

"The world can't be bad if you're still in it."

"There are few things more terrifying than one's own heart, and there is almost nothing more terrifying than sharing it with another."

" ...do you not have anything witty to say? I could use a good bit of wit right now."

"The End. Nice knowing you."

"You're using a lot of words to say a lot of nothing."

"But violence and passion are dances that both of us know well."

"No. You stop that! Stop all this nonsense."

"If you want us to ignore her, then why did you tell us any of that 'wide pleadin eyes begging for mercy' business to begin with?"

"Whatever you're trying to do right now, you don't have to do it alone."

"You have no idea how good it is to hear you."

"I think you know who I am."

"HA! YOU BASTARD! Even face-to-face, you find a way to stab me in the back."

"I know you and you're hideous! Absolutely wretched! Just like me!"

"You ask of things that cannot be done."

"Why wouldn't I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn't me."

"Fuck this guy. Don't trust him."

"You will have your rest in due time, and I am sorry for the burdens I place on you."

"I would never dare to tarnish our relationship by assuming myself above you."

"Names are their attempts to capture that which cannot be captured."

"Sweet! I've always wanted to off a monarch. Viva la revolucion!" 

"Oh, you bastard! You're in for it now. I'm wise to your tricks!"

“My will triumphs yours."

"We've hurt each other plenty, and I still like you."

"What nooo I wouldn't stab you."

"Why? Why did you let me do this?!"

"It takes a wretch to know a wretch, and we're all at the bottom of the barrel here."

"They're good questions. Great questions, even. But they don't have any answers."

“Do not mourn her; She has finally been heard.”

"Last time? If somebody came into my house and tried to kill me and I cut his neck open and then he stabbed me in the heart and we both died looking into each other's eyes, well, surely I would remember that! But I don't, so it must not have happened!"

"I just want to make you happy!"

"You've been kinder to me than anyone else I've met. Thank you."

“I’m not going to destroy the world, but I am going to hold it in my hands and squeeze it.”

"Oh that's right! Yeah, fuck this guy, don't trust him."

"If the world ended, how are we talking?"

"I'm going to die now! I think that's what you want."

"You've changed"

"And you've stayed exactly the same"

"I'll be damned. We're doomed."

 For everyone's sake, you're not in love."

 "They always say it's lonely at the top. I didn’t think they actually meant it."

“Ignore all the criticism. You’re doing great!” 

"She's been like me this whole time. She's just been hiding it."

 "Of course I'm not okay! I've never been okay. But maybe I needed to never be okay for us to make this happen"

[1cyl0]

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[tismsystem]

Grian as a small angry cat

[sawbonesources]

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[casting-verres-on-dead-memes]

For each 🎼 I receive, I'll reveal a song on my muse's playlist.

[milkmemes]

I'm 5'1" but my attitude 6'1"

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Reminding everyone that Black Sapphire Cookie doesn't just annoy Candy Apple Cookie because it's fun. He annoys her because she gets lonely when Shadow Milk Cookie is gone, and Black Sapphire Cookie annoying her is a great distraction

[kaiserscomms]

DISEMBODIED, a colouring psd by KAISERSCOMMS.

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colouring psd inspired by QUEER (2024)'s colour poster. WILL CHANGE GREEN / YELLOW TO DEEP BLUE COLOUR, &. available adjustment for POC. DO NOT CLAIM AS YOUR OWN / REDISTRIBUTE IT. CREDIT TO KAISERSCOMMS.

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[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

Lily, Marlene and Sirius getting arrested

Lily: OK, sir, I would just like to state for the tape-

Officer: There is no tape.

Lily: …that we are completely and totally innocent. And this is a horrific miscarriage of justice.

Officer: Grand.

Marlene: Excuse me?

Officer: Here’s what we’re at, girls.

Sirius: I’m actually a boy.

Officer: OK, love. 

Officer: We’ve had several reports of suspicious activity…

[divinerapturesys]

If u rp and u also have did, it’s never just as simple as “I’m really in character now” is it

[candyredmusings]

Creepcast Sentence Starters

Random assortment of things said on the Creepcast Podcast Feel free to change pronouns/gendered words as fit

CW: NSFT/Angst/Humor

"Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats."

"I just wanted to give him something to think about."

"Your wife looks mad funny in that box, bro."

“WHAT? YOU CAN’T HANDLE A COUPLE OF DEAD KIDS? YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT AT NICKELODEON.”

"So...monster hunter, huh?"

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"I pray he just breaks the kids legs”

“I shouldn’t have sold a snow cone to that ghost…”

"DON'T TELL MY MOM I LIKE GIRLS!"

“Pool floats are the balloons of the water”

“Can you imagine a 7 foot tall women named [NAME] for me?”

"How am I going to kill this monster you’re asking? Well, that’s simple - I’m going to douse myself in chemicals and gasoline, light myself on fire, and tackle it!"

"[NAME] your mom died three days ago GET OVER IT."

“Maybe your mom was a bitch.”

“Quick someone check his twitter dms”

"I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky."

"OH YEAH, we are soooo back! WE ARE SO BACK."

"Who am I? I'm a motherfucking angel."

“That’s not how cops work!”

"Peanut butter is in the Bible"

"Do you wanna know where vampires come from [NAME]?"

"...Now how did you know that...?"

“Yeah give it to me slender man."

"As an affront to both god and man what choice did I have?"

"What's wrong? Did someone else die?"

[Hitting own forehead] "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

"I'm in my own hell."

"I just wanna say fucking ACAB, dude. Fuck the cops."

"COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER, [NAME]."

“I’m doing a little podcast with a guy high on fentanyl right now.”

"Oh we put his ass in a home" 

"I thought I had something, but I was just yapping."

"If you're gonna aim for the stars, might as well aim for every single goddamn one of them."

"Do I look like Dionysus, baby? 'Cause I can be." 

"Sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled."

“I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat”

"Erm... you're gonna wanna see this..."

“WHAT’D I TELL YOU, HE LOVES IT DOWN THERE!"

"Who is 'help?' Stop asking for him that's not my name."

"I don't go for even, I go for winning."

“Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction." // “Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction, but. fuck me. Your spouse is in here collecting eyeballs.”

"I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial." // "I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial. Guess all those trips through the police academy finally paid off."

"You fake the paintings?"

"We were adventurers, we were explorers, We were friends."

"I miss you, [NAME]. I'm sorry that you chose me, but I'll always cherish my memories of you." 

"we keep trying to read the names of these gargoyle s out loud but we keep going blind as we read them"

“Is something funny, [NAME]?"

"You think I don't see that? Dad's upset!"

“That’s always been your issue [NAME], you lack imagination.”

"You’re just a fucking disappointment, aren’t you?"

“Remember this moment the next time you want to have a bonfire. Do I make myself crystal clear?”

“YOU GET IT? MY COCK!"

"What level of pain would you allow your family to go through if the alternative is they die?"

“A frothy ejaculate of ants would not feel good.”

"His lips ... they are far too fat."

"I don't negotiate with terrorists."

"You are never going to escape [NAME]."

"He shot that damn dog!"

"I'm sorry, [NAME], is something funny?"

"I shared an apartment my sophomore year of college with a 53 year old mexican custodian who did not speak any English."

"We have been battling Ben Shapiro for far too long."

"I don't care about him. You can do whatever you want to him."

"Would you just, I don't know, hypothetically say that maybe that potentially had some effect on your development that led you to where you are now, perhaps, perchance?"

"Holy shit. He took his kidneys. He took his fucking kidneys."

"You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, [NAME]."

"You could take my left kidney, that's fine. But now you've really started to go too far."

"While you played your sports, I studied literature."

"I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat, is what I would say to my mom."

"Yeah, looks like one of the goddamn teenage mutant ninja turtles. Just like, he's like, cowabunga, asshole."

"I thought you said you were done collecting funko pops"

"I would be thrilled if he dropped an anvil on one of the kids."

"Are you doing the nice fentanyl flop right now?"

"Hi. I got punched in the face. It was fun, I guess."

"I'm a bit of a clown. I'm a bit of a jokester. I'm a honey roasted ham."

"You know that. That's a good piece of cringe. I appreciate that. Thank you so much."

"I'm literally doing a podcast with guy high on fentanyl right now."

[1cyl0]

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[nshtn]

[ UV Albert Wesker Uroboros & PG67 HCs ]

These take after the knowledge that PG67 contains hastily-added leech genes. This is full of medical jargon related to virology and genetics. It's hard sci-fi styled!

tags: medical:genetic;neurology (hardly);virology;needles (PG67-A/W), cannibalism mention, childhood trauma, body horror, mental decay

Such a far cry from his beginnings... he's truly taken after the man he hates the most.

Unfortunately for Wesker, adding Uroboros in intensely massive quantities to an existing Progenitor-67 infection is a poor choice that makes him spend much of his fight with Chris alternating between pouncing him like a rabid animal and curling like the death throes of a dying spider.

And unfortunately for Chris, Wesker doesn't die when he's left at the volcano to stew in a puddle of himself. Even with the awakened lack of thermophilic qualities as a result of the genetic influence of G, there is enough local flora and fauna to keep him alive... albeit in a subdued state.

Physiological:

Uroboros, combined on the initial foundation of Progenitor 67, takes after Progenitor 67's metabolic inefficiency and drives that far higher than it was ever meant to go in an attempt to sow compatibility.

Due to this, Wesker needs a truly ridiculous amount of calories (~6,000 - ~9,000 kcal/d) to remain fully intelligent.

A lesser amount will generally retain him, though he will experience a plethora of negative symptoms related to starvation (~3,500 - ~5,500 kcal/d).

The very brink of his sanity and humanity will find him lacking if he consumes the average human male's daily caloric intake (~1,800 - ~3,000 kcal/d).

Wesker cannot digest iron bound to salt or any organic chelates except heme (or hemeprotein) as a result of initial Progenitor 67 infection.

Progenitor 67 epigenetically alters his enterocytes. The genes involved with this are the upregulation of HCP1 and the downregulation of DMT1 and, less intensely, Dcytb, and is a result of both Progenitors' own natural leaning and, primarily, the hasty introduction of leech genes when microinjection became available.

This ultimately means that, as time drags on, he begins to find his palate shifts from a lot of power smoothies to meat.

But there is something crucial here: 67% or more of heme iron is lost when you cook meat. That means...

↑ He slowly slips into preferring his meat blue or raw, otherwise he won't be able to properly supplement his need for heme iron.

↑ With the addition of Uroboros, which dethrones and replaces Progenitor, this change persists and couples roughly with his modified caloric needs.

Usually present in brown adipocytes, UCP1 and UCP2 are both overactive as a result of the improper inclusion of Uroboros' gene signalling.

As a result of this, Wesker's natural temperature is hotter than a normal human being's.

He's probably uncomfortably warm to others - almost naturally feverish.

UCP1 and UCP2 cause proton leakage across the mitochondrial membrane - UCP1 being the primary uncoupler regarded in thermogenesis.

↑ As a result of this leak, ATP use is less efficient. This exacerbates his metabolic disorder.

↑ The inclusion of UCP2 upregulation alongside UCP1 was done out of an abundance of caution.

The gluconeogenesis enzyme PEPCK-C, involved in the burning of fat to produce glucose, is overexpressed in dual infection.

While this gives Wesker higher stamina and physical endurance, it comes at the expense of contributing to insulin resistance and is a key player in his bodies' teetering metabolic imbalance.

↑ This is because Uroboros doesn't upregulate and express PEPCK-C in just skeletal muscular cells - it does so where it is already present, too; this is a personal oversight.

↑ PEPCK-M was personally avoided in its' development because it is a popular oncogene.

Uroboros; a monster that eats itself continually without end. It physically presents a sign of Wesker's malingering, endless need to consume across his skin.

Patches of necrotizing, hardening skin and flesh form across his arms and legs in uneven patterns.

Scaly, itchy lesions creep along his cheekbones and the sides of his neck like a corrupted skin flush.

These are a weaker, useless vestigial presentation of the hardening of skin he undergoes when he's being flash-fried by high temperatures.

They're positive for many of the proto-oncogenes related to melanomas and are undoubtedly at least oncogenetic, but aren't strictly cancerous; instead, they're a misguided attempt at defense that vacillates 'on' without facing heat danger.

One of the scars of Wesker's infection and subsequent mutative transformation are hypermelanotic deposits that coat previously-mutated skin in a dark fade.

They start strongest at his fingertips and weaken at the base of his shoulders.

They are also strongest in the center of his chest where his macronuclei is present and taper off approaching his shoulders and abdomen.

His face has some of the same tinting in uneven splotches descending strongest from where he was burned.

Uroboros enhances the strength of many of his bones - more potent the closer to the surface of his body - by fortifying them with calcium and double-thickening them.

As a feature of the beginning stages of Uroboros' starvation, it will begin to leach calcium out of bones and the deposits it creates.

↑ These deposits are not found in the brain or the skull.

When resources are threateningly low, the bones will be stripped for the calcium they uniformly contain, causing him to experience an effect similar to calcium gout / pseudoarthritis, malaise, and brittling.

This leaching undoes itself and becomes re-fortifying under the duress of stress hormones like cholecystokinin and epinephrine. Less specific but still counted in re-fortification is cortisol and norepinephrine.

↑ Re-fortifying can be triggered accidentally through rigorous & sustained physical exercise or copulation.

Epigenetic changes brought on by Progenitor physiologically are stacked upon inappropriately and pseudorandomly by Uroboros like re-patchwork, which leads to a general instability and accidental incorporation of Progenitor's physical defense mechanisms.

This is what ultimately enables him to survive the events of RE5.

Neurological:

Progenitor infection spiraling into his temporal lobes, brain stem, and, minorly, his frontal lobes as years progress are the cause of his irritation and aggression in RE5.

It does this because it has no antimutagenic properties unlike the more developed t-Virus, slowly mutating out of control into a dysfunctional beast as Wesker experiences more and more stress and trauma.

A bit like G in this regard...

His SERT is disrupted by its' presence in the midbrain raphe nuclei along the brain stem.

This causes elevated extracellular serotonin levels initially, followed by receptor downregulation and eventual serotonin deficiency.

The lack of available serotonin leads him to experience, at first, heightened periods of aggression. Later, this becomes mania and even delirium if he forfeits sleep or a PG/67 shot, because...

As time ticks on, his dopamine begins to become dysregulated as well.

This imbalance contributes to mood swings, aggression, and impaired decision-making.

It also leads to a loss of the ability to feel pleasure or joy in things, making him manic and paranoid, taking risks uncharacteristically to feel something, anything.

As Progenitor 67 degrades brain function, particularly areas involved in impulse control and aggression, Wesker experiences the uncontrollable urge to consume.

This leads him to cannibalize interns and people he calculates won't be missed, as well as people who piss him off enough. During this time it does change - and become true - that a misplaced boop! or headpat! might get you killed.

His ego begins to vacillate and strengthen itself in an effort to maintain itself despite his decline. If he can just finish Uroboros, everything will be okay again, he can fix himself...

His brain practically relies on his PG67-A/W dose before he gains Uroboros.

A rapid decline in cognitive and emotional stability when he’s off the dose is present.

It's not unlike sundowning...

You would not want to see his MRIs during this time. They look awful - his brain has lesions and there are parts that are grossly overgrown; there are tiny black specks where Progenitor has gnawed holes in the fabric of him. If he hadn't roped it in, he would probably end up eventually going completely feral from his brain swelling up against the sides of his skull; he'd just become another victim of Cannibal Disease and turn, simply painfully slowly.

Uroboros is not supposed to crawl into the brain. It's supposed to leave it unaffected - but Progenitor having already curdled and spread unchecked into it gives it an opening for opportunistic infection.

It attempts to knit the holes and tamp down overgrown regions, but in doing this, it feeds from a sort of 'genetic template' that restores Wesker's ability to feel and feel greatly. This includes the reactivation (and reanimation) of the greatly disordered regions of his brain responsible for empathy, sleep regulation, attachment, and guilt.

It also cannot perfectly recreate lost tissue or resurrect memories from dead, liquefied tissue, so he retains some of his symptoms, like mood swings.

Rage becomes consuming, hunger becomes voracious, and guilt becomes haunting; he is plagued with an unfortunate (to him) tendency to consider others.

He finds it a prying weakness, but he can no longer tamp it down into nonexistence as he did; he is, essentially, thermally reduced to his Arklay days in behavior. He’s still intelligent and cunning, but he must now wrestle with intense emotional responses that don’t align with his goals at all...

Guilt and empathy are so foreign to him they are nearly out-of-body; he views them clinically and tries to rationalize them away, but his inability becomes the stake that impales him and imparts a malingering sense of conflict.

...and he must take a good, hard, long look at his goals and how far they've diverted from their initial precedence.

... what is he now? What use does he serve in this world - to what master does he heel, clearly dethroned from his position? These questions and more are things he asks himself now.

Is he doomed to roam aimlessly without purpose until he perishes?