I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out
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also, i love how astarion spends the entire time leading up to his confrontation with cazador fantasizing about how much he wants to kill him, snarling his name whenever he has to speak it, talking about how good it will feel to finally see him dead. you suggest that maybe he might experience some complicated emotions once the deed is done and he's like, "no, how dare you, it's going to be the greatest moment of my life!!! i can't even think of it without smiling!"
and then astarion finally kills him. and immediately bursts into tears.
love that for him. genuinely.
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I had this thought pop in my mind so bare with me for a bit.
John "Soap" Mactavish x Male! Reader
eating something out of his mouth
18+ MINORS DNI
Cw: nsfw but no actual smut, saliva lots of it, eating something from someone's mouth.
So imagine this, one day you're in the mess hall eating away at your lunch with the team, you had a strawberry saved for last when suddenly Soap takes it out of your tray and you notice, "Soap you dick you better-" before you could say anything he puts in his mouth. You can see the fruit bulging his cheek as he smirks at you, with it still being in his cheek he says, "What? You still want it? Come and get it then" and opens his mouth, presenting the strawberry on his tongue.
What he doesn't know is that you don't mind it if it's coming from him, so you gingerly take the fruit with your fingers and eat it. Surprising him and the others who were paying attention. "Thanks, then." You say with your mouth full as you chew, turning your attention away from him and to the rest of the team who are now looking at you with pointed eyes.
Soap never forgets about this btw, right after lunch he went to his room and had to relieve himself, thinking about your fingers slightly touching his tongue and his spit mixing with yours as you chewed. He can't stop thinking about it.
The next few days follows him continuing to do this, no matter what you're eating, it could be rice, a protein bar, fucking soup he'd find a way to steal it just to have your fingers touch his tongue and watch you swallow something coated in his saliva.
Always having this weird sexual tension between you two every time you do this song and dance.
It gets to the point where you yourself can't stand it, and the next time he did this was late at night in the common area sitting on the couch with you watching anything that was on TV. You had an empty pack of small chocolate bites on your lap, and of course at the last piece Soap took it and placed it in his mouth, after moving it around in his mouth to make sure it's fully covered in his saliva he opened his mouth, a usual thing he does with you now.
Instead of your hand reaching for his mouth it cups his cheek, you leaning in faster than he could register, distracted by how softly you cradled his cheek. You place your mouth right over his open one, Soap moaned into your kiss but it's mostly just you and him basically swallowing each other, making out opened mouth, drool dripping to his chin as you toy with the treat on his tongue, tasting how the chocolate has melted in the heat of his mouth. You suck on his tongue taking away the treat, you keep it in your mouth as you bite his bottom lip and disconnect, a trail of spit connecting you both before it falls. You two panting and eyes blown, you two sporting a noticeable bulge in both of your pants
With a triumphant grin you say "Gotcha." and open your mouth to reveal the chocolate and swallow after.
Soap has never been harder and hornier in his entire life.
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