#roomies headcanons

[toastedkiwi]

Chris snuggling with Roomie in her hospital bed. She’s completely out of it.

Chris: you still consider us roommates?

Y/n: yessss

Chris: even after having our baby?

Y/n: *smiles* especially after birthing your child

Chris: I’m glad to know where I stand with you, honey *plays with her hair*

Y/n: dude, I can’t even stand. I don’t know why

Chris: it’s the drugs and a child exited out of you

Y/n: makes perfect sense.

Chris: it does, doesn’t it?

Y/n: it does, lovey.

[teddybeartoji]

18+ mdni

pervy roommate!gojo, who was feeling extra bold one time and found himself standing at your door, watching your sleeping form. chest slowly rising and falling and soft breaths leaving your pretty lips. he's already half-hard by just looking at you.

he takes a slow daring step forward and waits for a reaction. but nothing. your eyes stay shut and only another soft sigh leaves your lips. he takes a couple of more steps until he's stood right beside you. god, you look adorable.

kneeling down, he's almost eye level with you. he takes another good long look at your face. so cute. plump lips slightly parted, you look like the dream you're having is good. he'll make it even better. he lets his eyes wander down your jaw, to your neck and to your barely covered chest. the small top you're wearing is not doing a good job at hiding what's underneath and he feels himself getting harder.

the blanket over you is only covering exactly half of your hip and one of your legs while the other leg is completely out. his gaze wanders further and your choice of sleepwear captivates him. he takes a quick glance at your relaxed face. could these shorts be any smaller? if you were to part your legs a little more, he could probably see you.

leaning back towards your covered cunt and he takes a sniff. closing his eyes, he muffles a groan. fuck. his hand seems to have a mind of its own, moving down his body, slipping under his sweats and finally giving his cock the very needed attention it deserves. he's rock hard and leaking pre-cum. the wet patch on his grey sweats proof of his desperation. giving it a firm stroke, his eyes roll back into his head. he needs to do something.

so he ever so gently trails his free hand from your thighs to your warm pussy. feeling the slight heat of it, he muffles another groan. he guides his fingers over it and towards your chest, pushing your top up as much as he can. the sight of your soft tummy makes his dick throb in his hand. a wave of goosebumps washes over your body, making you stir and him still. eyes wide, he waits for you to open yours. even though the thought of you catching him in this act is arousing on its own, he wants this to last a little longer.

after taking a second to make sure you're still in your dreamland, he drags his fingers from your stomach, over your top and to your breasts. the sound of his hand moving up and down on his pre-cum covered dick fills the room and he doesn't know if he's ever been this excited before. his slender finger circles your nipple and he watches it harden under his very eyes.

leaning closer once more, he presses his lips around your nipple through the top and a shaky breath escaping your mouth draws his attention. the way your lips part gives him a glorious idea.

quietly standing up, he pulls his sweats just down to his thighs, just under his balls and lets his dick spring up against his navel. he gives it another stroke before bending his knees and lowering it to your sleeping face. when his sensitive tip touches your soft parted lips, he's unable to contain the smallest whimper. he wishes he had his phone because the sight in front of him is quite literally the hottest thing in the world and he knows he will never get enough of you now.

he only manages to push an inch of his cock into your mouth before he feels his climax approaching at an alarming rate. quickly pulling out, he gives it a couple of fast and hard strokes and then he's already spilling his seed onto his palm with a shudder. his eyes remain on your face and now he really hopes you would wake up so he could make you clean him up. he takes some of his cum between his fingers and smears just the smallest amount on your lips. he spreads it around and then gently pushes it inside your warm mouth with his two fingers. his own mouth hangs open as he's trying to catch his breath but when your lips close around his fingers on it's own accord, his dick twitches again. he knows he's really pushing it now and you're bound to wake if he keeps fucking around, so he reluctantly pulls his fingers away and places himself back into his sweats. we'll continue this some other night.

+ you can find more of roomie!gojo here!

[non-binaryandbisexual]

I made a fic about this but I NEED some talented artist on here to draw Cleo climbing out of the hole she got stabbed by scar in, walk to where her dead teamates are while blood is dropping out of her wounds, and carry Grian and Etho back to their home and sleep with them as she passes away while smiling because she was so proud of them and their efforts despite not winning

[snivyartjpeg]

and they were roommates

[enden-k]

random but i was just thinking about how my roommate (hes also my best friend of over 10 years so the trust lvl is almost as high as to my sister) managed to ease me into liking a food that i connected with childhood trauma for years -- it makes me think of kaveh def having haithams trust like that as well, like. i just can see it so well how the scribe immediately shoots anyone down who offers him a plate of smth he absolutely dislikes bc he tried it once and it upset him. kaveh tho? kaveh is respectful of haithams dislikes ofc but one day hes munching away at smth he prepared for himself and mindlessly offers haitham some and he tries it without a fuss and you can see him freeze for a second, both of them mildly surprised and even more so when haitham goes "its good"

in short, haitham refuses any foods he doesnt like regarding taste or texture but when kaveh offers him to try hes willing to do so bc he trusts kaveh sm (in most matters) and ends up liking it bc the way kaveh prepares it makes it bearable

(when theyre out for dinner and kaveh offers him some there, haitham refuses again bc he only eats it when kaveh cooks it)

[doginahat]

okok palate cleanser for my recent angsty posts.. trobesidon having floor picnics together in the apartment when they order takeout :,0

i feel like they’d have a rly cluttered kitchen table and sometimes they just don’t wanna clean it so they settle for floor picnics

IDK ITS SO CHTE AND DOMESTIC TO ME GRHGRRR

[infinite-orangepeel]

at the fruity four apartment, they don’t have a swear jar but they do have something similar. ever since implementing it, eddie’s wallet has gotten a hell of a lot lighter. not that there’s any correlation….

[shima-draws]

So apparently my brain has decided to get back into Sonic again I say already 27 episodes through rewatching Sonic X. Anyway. I love my kids ESPECIALLY Chris to this day I do not understand why people hate on him so much. He’s baby

[qwerty-between-the-lines]

Present Day, London...

Arthur: So, this is an 'apartment'. It isn't quite Camelot, is it? But I suppose it'll have to do.

Merlin: (smiling) Hey, look on the bright side. You got used to seeing me practically every day back in Camelot. Us living together shouldn't be too difficult.

Arthur: No, I suppose not. If you're willing to put up with my snoring, I suppose I'll try my best to put up with your blunders.

Merlin: Ha, you admit you snore!

Arthur: (grins) Well, I deserve something for that, don't I? I don't suppose that asking you to unpack my luggage will work in this time period?

Merlin: Ha! Not on your life. I'm kicking back on the couch and discovering the wonderful world of television. I think you owe me a few, so how about bringing me a sandwich?

Arthur: Don't push it. Although, if we're done with this whole servant and liege lord bit...

Arthur: (smiles) I guess I could bring you a sandwich as your friend.

Merlin: (just smiles back)

[toastedkiwi]

Chris went as Christopher Robin while Roomie was Winnie the Pooh and their little one was Piglet for Halloween. They did stay home watching movies. A bowl of candy was left out. It did get stolen but they didn’t care too much.

[teddybeartoji]

18+ mdni

pervy roommate!gojo, who palms himself through his sweats on your movie nights after you have fallen asleep right next to him.

pervy roommate!gojo, who keeps borrowing your panties. every day since you moved in, he has jerked off with a pair of your delicates and the thought of your sweet tight wet cunt.

pervy roommate!gojo, who listens in on you touching yourself. sometimes right behind your door, where he might even, if he's lucky, catch a glimpse of you. sometimes in his room, ear against the wall, trying to match your pace.

pervy roommate!gojo, who has also recorded your muffled whimpers and moans and uses that, along with your instagram pictures, to get off.

pervy roommate!gojo, who tries to touch you on every possible moment. you're cooking in the kitchen? he just happens to need something from the cabinet above your head and he'll trap you between the counter and himself, one hand comfortably on your waist. you dropped something and are bending over to get it? he's suddenly right behind you, admiring the view. you're trying to get something from the highest shelf but can't reach? he's trying to take a peek under your shirt, under your skirt, whatever you might be wearing before offering you his help.

pervy roommate!gojo, who cums into your used panties and takes a picture of his masterpiece.

pervy roommate!gojo, who goes to your room to touch himself. he lays down, presses his face into your pillow and humps the bed. even though he does clean up after himself, he sometimes fantasizes about you finding his mess.

pervy roommate!gojo, who once in a while does leave a surprise for you in the shower. you still haven't said anything about it. and he likes to think about you having to clean it up with a flushed face and wide eyes.

pervy roommate!gojo, who once sent you one of his nudes and claimed it was by accident. you couldn't look him in the eye for a week and he thought you looked absolutely adorable.

pervy roommate!gojo, who cherishes the fact that you haven't brought anyone back to your place. he thinks you might be a virgin.

+ you can find more of roomie!gojo here!

[baalzebufo]

watched the funny turtle show and my tastes are, as always, predictable

[doodlingstuff]

Living with the twins was a nightmare.

They didn't clean, didn't do laundry, left their shit all over the place, didn't even change the toilet paper...

Nicky had to be running up and down during his scarce free time playing housemaid because these kids he loved with all his heart were an absolute and complete disaster. Nicky himself wasn't much better. At least he'd learn a few things from living with Erik.

So the years went by and stayed the same.

They arrived at Palmetto and Nicky still had to be running behind them cleaning disaster after disaster, trying to keep the place clean.

Anyone would've thought that having an Exy superstar joining them would help, but not at all. Kevin sharing the dorm with them only meant more shit to clean for Nicky because it turns out that the Ravens, for all they suffer, are still too superior to wash a dish.

And so it went until Katelyn came and Aaron started to help. It wasn't much, it wasn't great, but he put some effort even if she would never see it. Or maybe it was her doing?

Then Kevin realized at some point that his hands weren't going to fall off if he took his laundry from the floor.

Nicky took this in gleeful silence, screaming internally in joy, texting the girls to settle the ongoing bets about the monsters cleaning habits and waited to see if by any chance, he was worthy of another miracle and Andrew would finally change.

As it turns out, Neil Josten had one more trick up his sleeve to perform before giving peace to the Foxes.

Nicky couldn't quite believe his eyes that first morning after Andrew changed rooms with Neil and Aaron. Nicky was exhausted after everything that had happened in the year and overslept just to wake up in a parallel world.

Three mugs in the dishwasher, no underwear on the floor. Paper roll in the bathroom.

Just like when Aaron fell in love, it wasn't much, it wasn't great, but it was enough.

Nicky was certain now that his twins would be alright.

[almost-correct-quotes]

we all know what revaudios characters call their listeners but how about the other way around

darling: foxyboy (obviously), little fox (i think if anyone besides them (*cough* gage *cough*) called him that he'd fight them though)

bunny: hotshot ("all i'm hearing is you think i'm h- [high pitched aggrieved demon sounds] hey- hey! i thought we got past the book throwing!")

honey: sunshine (you can pull this one out of my cold dead hands), flower boy, dear

bug: loverboy, doll, prettyboy

[bix-bom]

Marble Roomies AU Lore !!

The guys didnt go through everything with The Operator, but they have the feeling that they did.

Let me explain:

So the guys went through everything in a different timeline, they see all of the stuff happen as memories they didnt actually make or as dreams/nightmares that feel too real. They sometimes get flashes of memories in different places or while doing different things, like an extreme sense of deja vu.

Some scenarios where this has happened:

One day, the guys were all over at Alex's place cleaning and packing. They just bought the house they now live in and Alex was the first one to move in after they cleaned and redid the whole place. Tim was grabbing some open boxes and came across the mask. He knew it was probably just from some project Alex had to do for a thesis or something, but as he looked at it he started to have a panic attack. He dropped the box and shakily held the mask, memories he didnt even know he had clouding his brain. He fell to the floor and sat shaking, sobbing,  and hyper ventilating. Jay heard the commotion and ran into the room, the others following not far behind him. Jay grabbed the mask from Tim and grabbed his arms, trying to get him to explain whats happening. After everything calmed down, they all sat in the room together silently. The mask sat on the floor in the middle of the room where Jay threw it. Nobody knew what the mask was from, besides Alex but he just knew it as the mask from a past project for school. They all felt uncontrollable fear, sadness, anger, everything. They all knew what it was, but they didnt actually know, it was their memories but not theirs. Theirs from a different world, different timeline, one thats still linked to them somehow. This left the guys shaken up, and for some reason Jay felt the strong urge to call Jessica and make sure shes ok. Apparently she had a lot of anxiety all of a sudden at the same time that they did, weird coincidence huh? They all agree to take a break and ask Jessica if she wants to go out to eat together and she accepts happily. They go to a small diner that they hang out at pretty regularly and talk, though there are times when everyone got quiet and it was the type of quiet that hung heavy in the air and invaded everyones lungs like a thick smoke. As soon as everyone got back to Alex's place, they threw the mask out. Or at least they swear they did, but it was in the back of Tims trunk somehow. They all threw it away together? So why is it back?

Another instance was when the guys were hanging out late at night in Tims place. His stuff was only half packed up so they decided to stay the night so they could get to work when they woke up. Tim was a little off the whole day and nobody thought anything of it. At some point during the night everyone got pretty open. They all talked about random things, things that frustrated them, things that hurt them, things they love, reminiscing the past.They never did this often, but when it happened it helped them feel more human to eachother and bond. It was especially weird for Brian or Alex to say anything but that night they did. Maybe everyone was feeling emotional because of the house change, the progression of time hitting them harder now than ever. Maybe they'll have these nights more often when they all move in together. Some time during that night, Tim became silent. After a depe conversation between Jay, Alex, and Brian about their fears for the future and how they wish the past was different, they notice how quiet Tim is. Brian asks first whats wrong and Tim hesitates before finally speaking. He tells them about these visions, these memories that he doesnt remember doing, this tall pale monster, the murder and hurt between all of the guys. Everyone sat stunned and silent and Tim poured his heart out. Finally, he told them about his childhood in the hospital, his schizophrenia, and how even with his medication he gets very vivid episodes and sees the Operator. After he finished, the guys slowly agreed that they've also had these visions and they dont think its only Tims schizophrenia. They all told eachother about the things they've been experiencing and all of their theories. Maybe they all had schizophrenia by some freak coincidence? Maybe they all have some sort of shared delusion? Maybe they all shared this experience in a past life? Maybe they are all on the brink of time together, living a life they shouldnt have, they accidentally went in the other direction of the timeline? Who knows. But what they do know is that they all feel a little closer, a little more seen, and are willing to take on whatever they are going through together.

Ill def do more of these in the future but if you guys have any ideas for any, send them in! Doesnt have to be angst it could be literally anything. Also doesnt have to be just my au it could be normal mh, creepypasta, slenderverse, or whatever other arg! Thanksssss <3

[bitchapalooza]

Medic loves to steal Heavy's clothes but the problem here is Heavy only ever wear a simple shirt or his uniform that us not his exact so you just got

Walking around the base.