#safe consumption

[schizoetic]

The war on drug use is like a war on the inevitability of the oceans tide.

[creantzy]

Arcane spoilers

[3liza]

I think that we should rent this place, rip out the drop ceiling, illegally convert one of the weird back rooms into a bedroom for someone in exchange for employment, and open a goth bar. you have to deal with the fucking liquor board (they are corrupt and evil) but alcohol is one of the most profitable businesses you can run

[leeyring]

Most questions I see from young writers isn't how to become a better writer, it’s about how to write “correctly.”

What's the most popular story to write? How do I make a character no one will hate? How can I tell this story with inoffensive and sanitized language? Which tools should I use to make my writing sound better than it is?

It’s discouraging. You can’t become a better artist by hobbling yourself out the gate. You’re going to make mistakes. You’re going to fuck up and start over. You need to.

The solution to this stagnation is to read as much as you can, write as much as you can, and learn from other authors. Treating writing as a minefield will only harm your confidence and kill your creativity.

If your goal is never piss anyone off, never receive a mean comment, never screw up and do it wrong, then let me tell you, you're in the wrong profession.

[heavenbarnes]

i wish it wasn’t so but i’m always going to eat up a dirty old man with a controversially younger partner 😔 it’s in my DNA

[the-sussy-imposter2]

C!da.pduo vore in this economy??? Its more likely than youd think ☝️

Also idk why hes being tucked into bed lmao, i just imagine that as whats going on every time i hear that quote and i have no idea why 😭

[starry-bi-sky]

"Odysseus and his crew could've just fished!"

"lmao Athena is yelling at Odysseus for not fishing instead"

"why didn't they just fish? they're on the ocean!"

Me, tiredly: no.... no they could not have 'just fished', you don't know what you're talking about. please... please just sit down. Athena would've "my goodbye"'d his ass on the spot for suggesting to fish instead

[a-griffin-in-the-sky]

Where is the blood? Where is the grime, the danger, the feral, the filthy boardwalk vampire energy? David was a back-alley vampire biker gang leader with sea salt in his boots and a cigarette between his teeth, not a Spirit Halloween intern with a flat-ironed Barbie hair!

The hair looks like it was sprayed stiff with Elmer’s.There’s zero DIY grit. No ripped denim glue, there is no thrift-store layering, no teeth, its not punk. It’s like they ran the whole movie through a “make it safe for moms” filter and called it a day. This is sanitized mall vampire and not the sleaze-and-seduction of Santa Carla.

That little kite shirt design?? What is that?? Who looked at David and thought: “needs a goofy cartoon decal, like he shops at Hot Topic for toddlers”? It’s not even ironic. It’s just… tragic. It looks like clip art printed on dollar store vinyl!!!

Thats Spectra Vondergeist’s face with a bootleg filter slapped over it ,It’s like they took her mold, flattened the detail, and said, “eh, close enough to ‘vampire.’” NO. David is not some floating gossip ghost with a Pinterest board. He’s a blood-slick cult vampire with a mullet!

Those pants? Those limp, lifeless pleather leggings? They offend me personally. Where are the frayed seams, the torn denim!?!?

That weird chunky same-old Monster High heel mold, again and AGAIN, because Mattel refuses to innovateThe gold soles clash with the lifeless matte black of the pants and coat. There’s no texture, no grit, no color variance. It looks like it was spray-painted and left out to dry during a storm. So empty. No shadows, no stories. Just mass-produced cosplay.

Its cheap plastic��� it shines like a cursed toy left too long in the sun. It has the vibe of something that breaks if you breathe near it.

No weight and no texture just hollow marketing in the shape of a character they clearly didn’t understand.

The worm noodle box is cute, I’ll give it that. A little nod to the maggot scene, and the chopsticks are a fun touch, the one earing is just a good nod. But it's just soulless and not in the vampire way.

This doll sucks. And 65 bucks for this!? Nope!

[bunnymajo]

E-123 Omega vs. Pasta Ristorante

[armitagehuxsleepschedule]

i don't care that disney made coca cola canon in the star wars universe i need them to make 5 hour energy canon. you KNOW general hux shoots 5 hour energy like it's fireball. disney hire me right now

[entomolog-t]

I wanna eat sal

I can promise you'll get food poisoning, Anon.

I caught him in my garbage this morning.

[the-magnusinstitute]

As previously mentioned, nothing onsite or offsite directly related to the Institute is safe for human consumption, and we hold no legal responsibility for your state before or after said consumption.

We won’t stop you. But we won’t call the ambulance, either.

[limplegsakimbo]

wouldn’t a uranium dildo give you cancer in your ass

close your eyes and picture an apple. that's called imagination. plushrump dot com is the premier place to learn about your thoughts.

[evermoredeluxe]

Billboard telling Twitter to stfu 😌 love it

we love you billboard

[secriden]

me, thinking about Fort asking Peat am I a good boy for you live on camera: today is going to be a good day. :D

[sparklecryptid]

I had no patience for people policing other peoples ships before i went to library tech school and library tech school has make me a little bit pissy about the entire thing actually.