#salt diet

[robo-milky]

“…Master Rook, I understand if you don’t like… ‘stronger flavours.’”

“I can’t say I can experience the yin yang hot pot fully if I only ate from one side, no?”

Late CNY Celebration Doodle

Maybe family is the 垃圾猫 and 老外 you bring home <3

[fernisfat]

How do you manage to eat so much fattening food all the time without being anxious about your health? I know weight≠health but surely that amountof butter and carbs has to be bad for your cholesterol at the very least!

Hi thanks for asking! The short answer is that it’s none of your business, but the long answer is….i don’t??? What you see on here is a very small part of my actual life and this is a fantasy space where I present myself in a very specific way for horny reasons.

I’m not binge eating on a regular basis and I keep a very close eye on my health. I just don’t always show you guys the salads/wraps/etc I have most of the time bc that’s not as sexy to talk about as it is to talk about eating a whole pan of brownies (which is also like…not something I do often or off camera)

anyway here’s the actual food I’m cooking tonight because I’m a real person who likes to eat vegetables 🤦🏻

[birdricks]

doing my anatomy study is fucking torturous bc every time i read some shit like “birds dont have a diaphragm” my brains like “hmmmm…… birdperson…..” and then i end up thinking abt him instead of studying

[voidoffline]

Having pots and needing to eat more salt makes learning about health and dietary needs funny.

Like yes, yes I know book. I am well aware all you puny mortal can not intake more than two and half thousand mg of salt.

I am miles above you. I am a salt god. Cower beneath my reign.

You are all puny compared to me. You can only consume so much salt lest you die? I have to eat over five thousand salt to not die, so have fun with your caged life style you vermin’s

[frogonamelon]

It's that time of year again where it gets a little warmer and I remember that Amphibia is a show I very much enjoy thinking about. Have some Anne outfits, as a treat <3

If you would like to see what aspect of headcanon/ au worldbuilding had consumed my consciousness like a pestering maggot, feel free to continue below.

Hello! Welcome to I focus on researching one very specific detail until I burn out!

My entire day has been consumed by figuring out how Amphibia's farming works. Like... amphibians are carnivores why do they have farms?

Well, I'll tell you why! The Plantars grow animal feed for predominantly crickets but also others such as silkworms, spiders, snails, etc. They grow produce like cabbage, mushrooms, parsnips, potatoes, dandelions, and turnips as well as heartfruit, a fruit not found on Earth.

In the past, the original amphibian hunter/gatherer societies found that mealworms were attracted to fallen heartfruit, among others. They began to use this knowledge to make traps and eventually began both containing the worms as well as growing the fruit.

Despite mealworms historical prominence in the farming and feeding of Amphibia, crickets are more popular nowadays due to their higher levels of protein. They also began growing a larger variety of produce to further increase efficiency.

Heartfruit is a kind of tree grown fruit with the color of a raspberry, size of a kumquat, and shape of a peach (hence the name). The Plantar's orchard is the only producer of this fruit as its traditionally significant but not necessary for frog kind. They are Anne's personal favorite of the Plantar's produce, being chalk full of nutrients and somehow feels nostalgic to her.

Speaking of Anne, she survives mostly on the Plantar's produce along with cricket meat (knowing that she can at least eat crickets).

After discovering that the amphibians hibernate, she begins to plant pole beans, blueberries, elderberries, and other produce and herbs in her greenhouse to cultivate while she forages and stockpiles for winter. She preps and stores wild rice, pecans, and sunflower seeds (discovered through trial and error). She keeps spare root veggies and other product in the basement. The Plantars help her do this, once they understand the situation, drying heartfruit and salting and smoking fish as well as making jerky out of bugs that they know she can have.

Anne's gonna learn to survive, even if the first winter is especially hard.

[salt-baby]

[Image ID: An edited screenshot of an Xbox notification, reading "achievement unlocked ER visit" ./. End ID]

I'm fine now but that was a thing

[frithwontdie]

Do You Really Need to “Hold the Salt” to Stay Healthy? | Redmond Life

Redmond Real Salt is the best salt for the Carnivore diet. 👍

[hauntaku2]

Eat fatty foods and avoid extra salt

[todayisafridaynight]

what do you think the arakawa fam r like with like. food. like in general. is masato particular abt texture. does masumi put too much salt in everything. does Jo like not eat because he hates himself

jo definitely does not eat because he hates himself why do you think they got tsutsumi to play him. man's thin as a rail it's perfect casting

BUT with arakawa you won't catch him dead eating anything less than eye-catching or remarkable. keywords being Catch Him i know my man would like a burger .... it's just appearances and all ... truly is not as high maintenance as he presents himself when in the privacy of his home

i have an essay about masato and his diet/food preferences but i'll keep it tl;dr and say he's a pampered house cat. do not even breathe the word 'take out' to him he'll shrivel up and vomit on the floor. homecooked meals were as healthy as arakawa and sawashiro could make them so the second masato had the chance to try Actual Food that didnt taste like watered almonds that probably solidified his villain origin story. once he got to taste pork bacon instead of turkey bacon for the first time it was all over.

[pybun]

its either my brain/taste buds became more sensitive or companies are putting more salt and sugar in their food products these days

[naomiknight-17]

Heh heh hoo hoo hee hee

[turbidapoplexy]

Concept

Dirk lives in drowned Houston

-> fish

->

Dirk has the most perfect skin out of any of the kids because he has very few dietary options aside from fish and he has the most abominably high intake of EPA and DHA and fish-sourced antioxidants ever. It's unnaturally smooth, supple, and moisturized due to eating fish for nearly every meal. Aside from fish, his most easily accessible source of vegetation is probably going to be kelp. Mannequin-esque, minus scarring. Grotesque, almost, like he popped out of the most hideously airbrushed Instagram ad ever. It's Houston; it's generally warm, no oceanic storms left in the dead world to weather his visage. His (physical) heart is in excellent health.

He also has mercury poisoning, probably.

[touchlikethesun]

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[toytulini]

i may not be able to open posts from my notes or messages or get more context on posts via looking at the notes, but at least i can make fucked up coffee properly now

[one-half-guy]

I think '06!Silver, Rivals!Silver & Archie!Silver should all tag along to throw IDW!Silver in situations™.

And get some popcorn to watch how he deals with them.

Just for funsies.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

mfw eating healthy does things: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯