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sapphsquid · 2 months
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Tfw weird shit keeps happening to your friends
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deltamb3r · 2 years
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(Updates will be non regular, whenever I have time to draw another sets of pages)
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gokupowers · 2 years
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I hate how unsexy fandoms make lesbians like where's the intrigue the drama the anger the betrayal the passion?!?! Im sick to death of U-Haul lesbians show me women who will rob and cheat and slash each other's tires!!!!!!
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anonymous-dentist · 8 months
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Five weeks out of prison, and Cellbit is buying his sick son cough medicine from the haunted convenience store down the block. It's late at night- too late at night, probably, so it's just him and the two employees and an old lady in an old fur coat...
"I said, put your fucking hands in the air!"
...and the guy in the giant moth fursuit robbing the store.
The girl behind the counter chews her gum and slowly, boredly, raises her hands. The other employee has his AirPods in and either can't hear the villain or doesn't care. The old woman is deaf. And Cellbit... well.
Cellbit picks up a bottle of NyQuil and adds it to his basket. The villain hasn't noticed him yet, so he doesn't have anything to worry about.
Tonight's villain is a low-rank street thug going by 'Moth Man'. He can fly, but only at night, and he sounds like he smokes eight packs of cigarettes a day.
Spiders, Cellbit hears as he sneaks to the next aisle over. It makes sense. Moths, spiders, they aren't exactly friends in the wild.
Of course, Cellbit considers as he picks up a box of tissues and silently slips it in next to the medicine, Moth Man could be scared of a different spider. The different spider.
He watches, mostly unconcerned, as Moth Man waves his Moth Gun in the clerk's face.
"Check it out, guys," he sleezes, leaning in close and shoving his phone right next to the gun's barrel. "She's totally freaked right now."
Moth Man is also a vlogger. More specifically: he's a TikTok streamer, and he's a pretty popular one, too. Honestly, Cellbit's surprised that the Federation hasn't shut his account down yet. (But, really, that would require them actually doing something fucking useful for once.)
Censors, Cellbit hears, and that one makes a bit more sense. He grabs a big bottle of hand sanitizer and adds it to the basket. Algorithm failure, face reveal, doxxing, spiderspiderspiderspiders.
"Absolutely terrified," the clerk unconvincingly says. "Do you want me to empty the register out, or what?"
Dogs, Cellbit hears from her. Needles, knives.
Moth Man's cheap plastic antennae flop embarrassingly as he nods, all fake enthusiasm. He looks down at his phone and thanks someone for the donation, another for a rose.
"No, it's real," he tells his chat. "See?"
He raises his gun to the ceiling, and he fires.
Cellbit jumps, nearly dropping his basket. He swears under his breath and kinda maybe hopes that Moth Man doesn't have super hearing, too, because he needs to get home. His son is sick, he doesn't have time for wannabe-villains in cheap costumes.
Horrible costumes.
Moth Man's felt wings flutter behind him as he lowers his gun and points it back at the shaken clerk.
"See?" he sneers. "Now give me the money."
Terrible costumes.
Honestly, villains these days are just kind of stupid. Where's the anonymity when everyone knows your shadow? How are you supposed to sneak around causing problems and slitting throats when you have giant neon green felt moth wings sticking three feet out of you? And those goggles had better be night vision, or poor Moth Man is going to walk face-first into a lamppost the second he leaves the store.
Cellbit shakes his head and goes to find the soup. Back in his day...
"I was!" the clerk shouts. "Here!"
She opens the register, and then two things happen in quick succession:
1. Cellbit picks up a can of chicken noodle soup. He's not a huge fan himself, but Forever swears by it, and Richarlyson's cold is bad enough that Cellbit's willing to try anything. (He's only had this kid for five weeks, but he thinks he'd kill for him, and that's saying something.)
2. A brilliant flash of red and blue crashes through the store's front display window with a whoop.
Spiders! Cellbit hears. He smiles despite himself, licks his lips just briefly before catching himself and biting his tongue back into his mouth.
Spider-Man's poses are maybe one of the more badass things about him. He lands on the counter in a classic pose, crouched with one hand flat on the counter and the other pointed directly at Moth Man's face. His forehead is pressed against the gun's end, and he's probably smiling under his mask, the freak.
"S-Spider-Man!" Moth Man squeaks. "What are you doing here?"
Spider-Man tilts his head. "Uuuuuh, kicking your ass?"
And then he punches the fucker right in the nose.
Moth Man skitters backwards, crashing into a rack of newspapers. His finger slips and he fires his gun right into the register, sending the clerk screaming onto the floor. Good, she doesn't need to be involved.
"What the fuck what the fuck-" Moth Man breathes.
He jumps to his feet and points his phone's camera at Spider-Man, who doesn't so much as give him enough time to start narrating before slinging a web and stealing the phone right out of his hand.
Silently, Cellbit slips his own phone out of his pocket and starts recording. Just for himself, really. He'll add it to the Google Doc later.
Spider-Man turns Moth Man's phone over in his hands thoughtfully.
"Dude, is this an iPhone?" he asks. "Since when do you have iPhone money?"
"Fuck you, I have money!"
He fires his gun again, this time on purpose. Spider-Man easily dodges the bullet, not even looking up from the phone's web-covered screen.
"With that costume?" Spider-Man snorts and shakes his head. "No way, man."
"My costume is awesome!" Moth Man snaps. "Fuck you! Die, Spider-Man!"
He's terrified, Cellbit can smell the fear coming off of him in waves. It's sour and black and foul and gut-turning, but it could be stronger. This guy might be dumb, but he's also too stupid to realize he's in a fight he can't win. It's embarrassing.
But, really, it's none of Cellbit's business. He's just gonna sneak out as soon as he-
A screeching Moth Man flies past him, his bare hand grazing Cellbit's nose, crashing into the back row of freezers. Cellbit flinches back a step, fumbling with his phone. He gets it level just as Spider-Man pounces on the villain from above with a happy little cheer.
Inexplicably, Moth Man screams and curls into himself, dropping his gun and cowering and muttering to himself.
Whoops.
Spider-Man stands above him mid-kick, confused.
"Dude," says Spider-Man, "what the hell is wrong with you? Come on, get up!"
Cellbit starts sneaking his way out, slipping away as Spider-Man tries getting Moth Man to get up and finish their battle properly.
None of his business, he tells himself. It's none of his business. He got his footage, it's none of his business. One step at a time, tonight is not the night for an interview. He has a sick son to take care of. Investigating can wait.
...He stops in the doorway to take one last video, this one of Spider-Man chasing the poor terrified Moth Man around the store practically begging for him to stop being weird, what kind of fight is this supposed to be?
Camera off, slip out onto the streets and start the trip back home.
Forever's gonna be pissed about the shoplifting, but at least it isn't murder anymore. Cellbit is trying to set a good example.
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Based off of THIS AU
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justanothersquidblog · 8 months
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what are the meaning of the face markings in your donuthole video?
Great question! Now there's 16 face markings in total so I'll keep my explanations pretty simple! And if you haven't yet, watch the MV I made that these frames are from here!
OG Agent 3;
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X; I was thinking of both the end of games with the caution tape going across the screen.
Eye Splatter; the sanitized scar people often draw 3 with
Whiskers and Nose; I was thinking of Judd!
Tears; I wanted to give the impressive of eyebags and tears. I was thinking about how often we make Agent 3 such a tired figure.
Neo Agent 3;
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Scales; I was thinking of their connection with salmonids
Eyebags; Its a fusion of OG's X and eyebags markings!
Bear; It's Mr Grizz!
Streaks; I was thinking of cage bars, thinking of bandit stuff
Agent 4;
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Blush; I was thinking of dolls and how 4 can be used so flexibly for ocs
Teeth; I was thinking about how they're often portrayed as the funny/dumb type of character, I thought of clowns
Heart; I just wanted to give em a heart ;;; they deserve love;;
Shades; I THINK WE KNOW WHY I PUT SHADES THERE.
Agent 8;
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Drip: I was thinking of the sanitized ooze 8 faced in the metros
Stars: I was thinking of both Pearl and Marina's beauty marks and Pearl's eye stars
Mask; I was thinking of the rival octoling goggles
Coral; I was thinking of the bleached coral in side order
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sailorsplatoon · 2 months
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Wait i got another question for you
How are elite Octarians born ?
Elite Octarians are those Enemies who have a harder Ai than regular Octarians and have seaweed in their hair in the story mode
Like is it a some sort of mutation? cuz if I remember says that the seaweed is like implanted into their skulls i don't know I didn't look into splatoon lore back in the days
I get to bring out the artbooks on this one! I had a lot of fun flipping through them to find as much about the elite octolings as I can. From what I gathered it looks like the seaweed isn't implanted into their skulls, and is instead attatched to their goggles.
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It likely functions as a symbol of rank to show that they are stronger than a typical octoling. However I don't think that this is solely strength in fighting as we can see in Marina's chat room that Marina herself was an elite octoling, hence the seaweed.
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Marina's specialty wasn't in fighting, it was in tech. So chances are elite octos are simply defined as higher rakning octarians than most others.
However, I don't think that mutation theory is far off, I really like the idea and I think I can find some evidence to back it up.
Throughout all of the games elite octolings have black tentacles instead of red, like most octoling soldiers do. Even when fuzzy they're tentacles are significantly darker than others. However, when we look at a sanitized elite octoling we can see that the tips of their tentacles are a green color.
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The fact that there are even elite sanitized octolings is strange. If sanitization is meant to make them perfect soldiers, then how are some better than others? Unless they have some sort of phycical difference like a mutation.
Back to the tentacle thing, we can see Marina's tentacles are similar, being a very dark brown color with only the tips being teal. Even in her side order outfit where her tips have a galaxy color, the main color of her tentacles doesn't change.
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Of course this could just be cosmetic because idols like the Squid Sisters and Pearl have tentacle tips that change color while the rest of their tentacles don't. I think for those three that is the case, but for Marina it's different.
Why would a sanitized octoling need cosmetics? Why would they care about how they look if they can't care about anything? Maybe it's because they can't change them back.
Here's my theory: In order for an octoling to earn a high rank in the Octarian Army, they have to undergo a mutation process that makes them stronger in the aspect that they are working in. For a soldier it would be physical ability, for an engineer it would be mental ability, etc. This mutation process has side effects, one being staining the octoling's tentacles, which prevents them from changing their color anywhere but the tips. This staining is permantent, which is why it can still be seen in sanitized octolings. Luckily, in inkling society this is a common trend among idols, so it is widely accepted.
Boom, case closed.
But wait. What about Acht?
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It is made very clear in Acht's portion of Marina's Dev Diaries that they did not care at all about advancing in the army. Even if they were offered a high ranking position, they would likely turn it down. So why are their tentacles discolored? And why are they more of a brown color than a black or dark brown?
Well I could just say that they wanted to look cool and leave it at that, but that's boring and kind of makes less sense. If discolored tentacles are associated with high ranking military leaders in the octarian army, why would Acht want to affiliate themself with them if they weren't one of them? And would they even be allowed to change the color of their tentacles?
We can clearly see that this color change is still present after their sanitization, but not fully. Their tentacles don't stay brown and instead shift to the purple at was on their tips. Now the tips of their tentacles are more of a red too.
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So what gives? Why can Acht's tentacles change but the elite octolings' can't? Because Acht wasn't an elite octoling.
Their sanitization was only partial, which is why they didn't have to wear a uniform and didn't have to fight as a soldier with the other sanitized octolings. So what if that wasn't the only thing that was partial?
Acht wrote in Marina's Dev Diaries that they were "always slacking off and cutting class. I got to know the inside of the instructor's office pretty well." My theory is that, in an attempt to get Acht to pay more attention and care more about being in the Octarian Army, their instructor had them undergo part of an elite octoling mutation, resulting in similar discoloration, just not as extreme. Their insctructor hoped that they would see how much stronger they had become and would want to earn a full mutation. Their plan backfired horribly. Instead of making Acht stronger in something like strength or intellegence, it just made their ability to make muic stronger. This only led them to cutting more classes so that they could focus on making music. This, of course, didn't end too well for them since their devotion to music was what caused them to be sanitized.
Acht's tentacles keep their slight discoloration through the sanitization, but the color itself changes slightly. Sanitization made their skin green, so why wouldn't it change their tentacles too? The consistent pattern of the discoloration is that the main parts of their tentacles are darker than the tips.
Keep in mind that most of this isn't canon and is just my theories. I had a lot of fun with this one, I hadn't really considered the potential lore of elite octolings before. I really like the mutation idea!
Thank you so much for the ask! I've also concluded that I am incapaple of making a post without bringing up Acht in some way lol.
Now I would like to leave you all with this abomination that I found in the Splatoon 1 artbook.
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ollianderr · 1 year
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Casper lore I guess???
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Casper was (clearly) one of the sanitized test subjects during octo expansion. No memory of his life before Kamabo.co and very little of during his time there due to the mind control. Though flashes of the tests give him issues occasionally. Due to the sanitization process, Casper has next to no heartbeat and slow breathing. Hes lost all rhythm all inklings and octolings seem to have. He takes things more literally and is far more task oriented. After the showdown with pearl and tartar the metro was abandoned as a ruin. Crumbling with time and the impact of pearls voice. Causing the metro to flood with seawater. Though the metro is next to the inkopolis salmonid swim zone. Salmonids and their eggs also flooded the metro. A single egg finding its way to Casper, whom has broken free of the mind control goggles ages ago, and was wandering the metro completely lost with no memory of anything. Casper managed to swim out of the metro. Clinging to the egg as it was his only sense of life. As his own heartbeat and warmth was non-existent. Not that the egg mind, as salmon are cold water fish. He was rather overwhelmed by inkopolis. Things he didint remember existing and quickly singled out by his inability to blend in with the bright new colors and inklings. Casper now resides in the splatlands. After hatching his Salmonid 'King' remained his constant companion. And after learning about grizz.co and the salmon runs, he made it his goal to find a new renewable source of power that ISINT salmonid spawn, and preferably getting rid of zapfish aswell. His ability to feel moat emotions have been cut out by sanitization, he's dull and blunt literal. His brain is very good with tactical and combat skills, but cannot participate in turf wars due to his inability to change color. And since he has no rhythm for music or dance or art, he busy's himself in his work and research. The name 'Casper' he stole from someone else on a newspaper. Though most that meet or know him refer to him as Cass for short. His tentacles have grown in length since the metro (except for the one chopped during combatical testing) and his colors have adjusted slightly to the new environment of the splatlands. Though he remains to the outskirts of splatsville as he isint very good at reading cues and interaction. Pretty akward when it comes to other people but an expert when it comes to battle tactics and machinery. Has a side gig illegally modifying turf war weapons. As he needs the money and has the skills nessisary for the job.
Just wanted to write that down somewhere 👍
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p-wrryyy-mordial-soup · 2 months
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Hiiii :3 heres my pack of losers (my x-rank team) because i needed ghost to actually have a team :]. heres a link to all my splatoons on toyhouse
seperate refrences, little blurbs about them and color alts where they all share eachothers colors below the thang v enjoy my word vomit idk how to write character stuff out teehee
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sorry his ref is a year old and rushed for artfight </3 also the age is wrong i think i changed it to 23
he's from around where the deepsea metro is/was. had to leave because of unstable surroundings from an unknown to him cause. he's best friends with Rust and her kids, im gonna be honest i haven't actually thought through how they met and ive just realized this oops. since he spent most of his life underground and now lives in the splatlands he gets sunburnt way too frequently to not be covered up constantly, though he wears thing like tank tops and shorts during splatfest since those mostly occur during the night.
He met wisteria and ember first and then 72. they didnt apoint him as leader nor do they really care to have one but he's the tallest so everyone assumes its him. he's the most softspoken out of the 4 of them but thats a really low bar, he has a hard time making decisions but once he does he will die on that hill
(since its not on his ref like the other three)
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72 escaped the metro before agent 8 went through it, he had found a memcake that was dropped after a test giving him just a clear enough mind to think for himself some. he ended up finding his way out after a while of accumulating a couple more memcakes, barely any where his though so hes walking around with memories that aren't his. It also took him a while to get used to the fact he isnt a soldier nor a test subject anymore. If he saw another sanitized mollusk he'd probably hide or run away </3.
72 met Ghost while after wandering around the area for a while, and ended up crashing in his car the whole time on ghosts way back to the splatlands (he thought 72 was like, drunk or something since he was tumbling around and seemed to be not the most coherent). he doesnt blink or breath unless hes actively thinking about it :[.
he had a hard time discerning things for a while but hes gotten better, at first he thought ember was just a weird octoling because she wears the old octoling goggles. we beat the evil soap with friendship in this house!!!
personality wise hes pretty hyper and cheerful which isnt usually your first thought upon seeing a zombie, forgot his age but hes an adult, he was encouraged to pick his own birthday :]
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I have the least down for him at the moment, there will be more on her prommy </3 she's 21
She's a callie superfan with a vulgar sense of humor, usually the one who purposefully makes other players angry. born and raised in the splatlands she knows all the places to hide and get you lost in.
he's been friends with ember the longest, they where online friends until ember moved to splatsville. was introduced to ghost and 72 later by ember, he likes to antagonize 72 (think sibling antagonizing, theyre both in on it). down to fist fight you in the back of a waffle house
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Originally from the inkopolis outskirts, they're 31
Ember's both a video game and turf/anarchy streamer, she has camera in their goggles for the latter. bad habit of talking in twitch/internet lingo outside of streaming. Once she has eyes on something its nearly impossible to get her to do something else. Very friendly outside fighting, will give you nice words and a pat on the back after a game whether they won or not.
met ghost while playing turf war in a random que, he was, in her words, "a bit to intense to be playing in turf" and told him after the game that he should try out anarchy, he was scared of it since he was new to the area. they ended up teaming up and playing a couple games together, later inviting wisteria and eventually 72.
theres def more to these guys but it will take me a long time to get the words in my head to cooperate 🙏im better at answering specific questions about things then coming up with what to write myself
have some color alts :3
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spaceistheplaceart · 1 year
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i was playing splatoon and thinking about motorcity... and u know what happens when you think of two things at the same time lol take these messy sketches!
Summarized ID: Multiple sketches of Motorcity characters as if they were in the splatoon universe, most are octolings but others are different species
FULL ID UNDER CUT:
First image has Mike Chilton, here named "Mike Chilfin" with his back to the camera, smirking over his shoulder. He's an octoling, with his canon hairstyle except instead of two little hair tufts at the top, it's a tentacle sucker. There's an ink tank on his back and he's holding a staff with two Splatana Stampers on the ends. It's modified and held together by tape. Beside him is his octopus form, with a square head and brown ink.
Next to him, weilding a five pronged Tri-Stringer, is Chuck. Here named "Muck". His ink colour is yellow and his octopus form has long, curling, tentacles.
On the left side of the page is two drawings. One of a Salmonid with one eye missing, and another of a Sanitized Octocopter (Green Octarian with flying device on head) with one eye. Notes beside it say: "Reef?" "Salmonid Roth or Octo Roth?"
Second image shows a bust of Kane. He's an Inkling, and here named "Abalone Kane." His squid form has two long tentacles in the back and two short ones in the front. His rattail is a tentacle with a sucker on the inside.
There's a bust of Julie. Her hair is long tentacles. She's an inkling. Her Squid form has two long tentacles and then slightly shorter ones in the front. There's a note beside her that says "uses dualies"
Then an almost full body of Mike Chilfin but in Octoling armour. He's wearing goggles, a black crop top with silver plates over it, black shorts, black elbow-length fingerless gloves, and is holding an Octoshot. Seaweed is placed behind his ears and curves upwards above his head.
A headshot of Dutch, with the Octoling Afro hairstyle. And a headshot of Claire, who is an Inkling. Her square bun is now a tentacle tied around itself and she has earrings in her triangular ears.
Third image shows Jacob as a shrimp much like Crusty Sean. He has two claws instead of hands and six little arms in the front of his fried-looking shrimp body. Hard to explain. Imagine a shrimp fried in breadcrumbs. That's his body. Two legs on the bottom.
There's a half finished drawing of Texas but as a Inkling Salmonid hybrid. He's got a connected eyemask, fins for ears, and a tail. There's a red X next to him. Then a small drawing of a Texas starfish with a hat on it.
On the left of the page is Texas as a Mussel. His body is how it looks in the show, humanoid and muscular, but his head is a clam with cartoony eyes and a little hat on top. His mouth is open. There's a green checkmark next to him and an arrow pointing to him labelled "Mussel!" Above him is the Mussel Texas but in a sexy "paint me like your french girls pose". He's wearing a black speedo.
Fourth image shows the Duke of Detroit, here named "The Duke of Detrout" in the right hand corner is a turnaround of The Duke of Detroit in the show, and below it is a picture of a Lionfish. Scattered around the page are Duke as a Lionfish. His hair is striped and prongs stick out of him, mimicking his cape and the Lionfish's fins. His arms are elongated fins and his eyes are black. Instead of facial hair, there are stripes on his face mimicking the goatee and mustache.
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bonbonshideout · 16 days
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Hi👋can u do a x-virus headcanon?
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X-Virus Headcanons
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Prior to
♤ Cody was a normal, curious kid. He would always go deeper into a topic if it interested him. He preferred science over every subject in school, he liked biology and learning about human anatomy.
♡ He didn't use too much 'protection' before. He would usually just have a surgical mask and carry hand sanitizer with him everywhere.
◇ He was considered selfish in school, alongside being seen as weird. He never shared his things as he was very picky on who he would even let use of his belongings. He was even very wary of his teachers handing him things. Would kind of annoy them.
♧ He loved projects when it came to his science classes, especially when he was able to participate in the science fair. He went all out, he didn't do the cliche volcano, he found a rat and decided to use that as his test subject, though it ended with its death, and him being called to the principal's office... he still looks back at that day fondly.
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Aftermath
♤ Cody being young and curious about human deaths, he likes to go around blending in with crowds and be a bystander for accidents and deaths.
♡ Since his first kill, he likes to create some virus, find a victim and inject it; instead of it being a semi-instant kill, he has managed to find a way where the person can go on their lives as if normal, he follows them around and watches as the person begins to slowly spiral until their deaths.
◇ He knows Toby, considers him his brother due to assuming they have similarities, but he also kinda hates him. He sees him as a copycat, as he notices they kind of look alike.
♧ He hates cleaning up after people. If he goes somewhere, when blending in, sit down at a table or stay anywhere; he hates seeing or noticing little dust or dirty. Though he hates cleaning in general, he usually moves to another spot.
☆ He's a germphobe. He's always wearing clothing that covers his entire body, a mask, and goggles. If he tries blending in, he wears a surgical mask and sunglasses and gloves as well.
♤ Cody, as I mentioned, was very into science and now causes a virus to kill people; he likes mixing chemicals and other elements together to create these, do to this, he is very knowledgeable on every item he uses in his viruses.
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I'ma be honest, I don't know much into X-Virus as much as I'd like to, but these are some thoughts I get when I think about his character, so I hope this is ok 😭
edit: I was listening to Eleanor Neale's true crime video, and one caught my attention, ❝The Teacup Poisoner❞; and while listening, I'm realizing some things align with these, and I swear I never head of this guy before 😭
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lesbianslovebts · 8 months
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Everyone pray for my brain and entire digestive tract please. 😭 I need to make it through my first day at a new job tomorrow, hopefully without a migraine or flareup. My period is scheduled to start tomorrow, too. 🙃
I'm so embarrassed about all the things I have to bring to function. I have ear plugs, ear defenders, noise cancelling headphones, stim toys, masks, hand sanitizer, migraine goggles, migraine meds, nausea meds, ibuprofen, Tums, GasX, cold meds, Afrin, tissues, pads, lens wipes, wallet, keys, water bottle, my own folder, notebook, pens, pencils, etc.
Trying to be proud of myself and not ashamed of my disabilities, and yet...
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averagedualies · 5 months
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//I realize that I never posted any art of what Dualie looks like
//so uh, here’s some art!
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//the ref is a bit outdated (he doesn’t have the goggles anymore)
//aaand sanitized Dualie (aka 10005)
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funnuraba · 4 days
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*clapping hands* Get those N95s, rubber gloves and sealed safety goggles NOW, folks! We don't know yet what the death rate is gonna be in the human-to-human version, but the previous recorded rate over 20 years is a horrifying 50%. Again, the vaccine is "known" but there are nowhere near enough first doses ready to go, and everyone will need TWO doses, the second of which will take months to prepare.
Hand sanitizer and home cleaners will be needed, because this thing has fomite transmission. It travels through the air, through droplets, and through contact. Conjunctivitis is one of the most prominent symptoms. There is no known case of sustained human-to-human transmission, but it's looking inevitable at this rate. Also keep your cats inside, because cats who drank raw milk from infected cows have had a 100% death rate.
If you give up on slowing the spread because you need your concerts and nerd cons and other meaningless bullshit, I will kill you personally.
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reiikyun · 1 year
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bestie please i need to know more about whatever is going on in the incident post
It took me 500 years to reply to this and I'm SO SORRY (I wanted to wait until I had more art of Rider's sanitisation)
I dubbed it The Metro Incident! It's the cornerstone of my entire AU where (in short) I re-wrote the manga so it could overlap with the game's stories and characters (And a few ocs. Specifically one who stands as a major antagonist)
Goggles and Rider were never agents, none of the manga characters are (aside from Hachi who IS agent 8)
Except Rider does still very much get sanitized.
Goggles and Rider were lured down to and got lost in the abandoned metro, attacked by sanitized octolings and saved by Captain 3. But the incident left them both traumatized (and Rider permanently afflicted)
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Even years later, if Rider feels too strong of an emotion or feeling (in any way) it will overwhelm and flare out of his body like a special charge. It's big, it's messy and there isn't always a warning flicker like in the image above
I've barely explained anything but I didn't wanna turn this post into an essay aaaaa
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What would happen if all of the SCP escaped from the foundation and go to Twisted Wonderland? I could sense chaos
SCP!MC/Yuu: Hello, I’m Dr. MC/Yuu, the head researcher of the SCP-TWST-2020 case and I’ll be answering this question. As you know, the SCP Foundation has specialized containments for each and every SCP as well as areas of the US or in other parts of the world are highly monitored for anomalies that are classified as Keter and Euclid.
For example, SCP-1098-RU is located in Russia and it’s an old mansion with fencing surrounding the area that’s now heavily guarded and being monitored by the Russian branch of the foundation. (If you’re curious about that anomaly, then brace yourself since it will give you nightmares.) If any unauthorized people were to attempt breaking inside that “haunted house” are taken in by the foundation and use amnestics as we don’t want to draw more attention.
So what I can say is if all anomalies were somehow able to escape from their chambers and enter to the magical world called Twisted Wonderland, then Hell will break loose. Any laws of physics don’t really apply to some anomalies like SCP-145, which may cause more trouble for unfortunate souls and tech geeks like Shroud. I advised everyone to not interact with any of them unless my presence is nearby.
So yeah, there will be chaos if Keter/Euclid classified SCPs were to enter into the other world.
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[SCP-TWST-2020 Chamber]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Filling out some reports*
Grim: *Testing on a mind teaser exercise game by them*
[The coffin opens but someone is trying to sneak back inside.]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Not looking back* Put that anomaly down before I’ll shoot you in your kneecaps.
Ace & Epel: *Freezes and carefully placed a mirror down*
SCP!MC/Yuu: Ace, Epel, what are you doing now?
Ace: Uhh…
Epel: We needed a mirror.
SCP!MC/Yuu: A mirror? That’s it?
Epel: Well…I accidentally broke the one on Vil-Senpai’s vanity and as punishment, I need to find a temporary mirror while a new set arrives.
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Rolls their eyes* You could’ve asked me to buy one. I’m your head researcher, remember?
Epel: Sorry, MC/Yuu…
SCP!MC/Yuu: It’s okay. Just tell me anything next time. Now head back to your dorms. You don’t want to keep your dorm leaders waiting.
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[The Next Time]
[Dr. MC/Yuu’s Laboratory]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Dissecting a newborn of SCP-7999*
Vil: *Barges into Dr. MC/Yuu’s lab with fury* Dr. MC/Yuu.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Hm? *Pulls off their safety goggles and mask* Vil? Why did you barged in here? I’m working on a possible fungal infection or a hazardous species.
Vil: Oh. *Leaves the lab* I need a shower and sanitation.
[Half hour later]
Vil: *Waits outside*
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Exits the lab with clean clothes on* Okay, what were you about to ask me?
Vil: Where in Great Seven did Epel get that cursed mirror?
SCP!MC/Yuu: Cursed mirror? What are you talking about?
Vil: That mirror showed me a scene of a heinous crime when I was applying make-up for today.
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Worry grew on their face* Oh no.
Vil: What? Don’t tell me it’s an anomaly of yours.
SCP!MC/Yuu: It sounds like SCP-987. Now…The Curator is after the boys.
Vil: *Gasps* Oh wait. Who is that?
SCP!MC/Yuu: Let’s just say an invisible entity who watches over its precious mirrors and gets extremely furious if one of them breaks from an unwanted assailant.
Vil: Did you say “mirrors”?
SCP!MC/Yuu: Yeah, there’s more than one and the collection is still continuing. Come on, let’s get that dreadful mirror before anyone else sees it. I’ll call for back-up.
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[Pomefiore Dormitory]
[SCP Field Agents surround the whole building and everyone evacuated from their rooms.]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *On a radio with a lieutenant* *BZZT!* This is Dr. MC/Yuu. Any updates on the anomaly? *BZZT!*
Lieutenant: *BZZT!* Negative. The anomaly is still by the vanity. *BZZT!*
SCP!MC/Yuu: *BZZT!* Is everyone in the Pomefiore dorm evacuated? *BZZT!*
Lieutenant: *BZZT!* All clear. *BZZT!*
Epel: Is it necessary to call every agent? It’s just a mirror.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Is it necessary to prevent an anomalous being from breaking your necks? It’s just another anomaly.
Epel: …
SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s what I thought.
[Hours later, the mirror was contained and agents escorted Dr. MC/Yuu plus the object back to the SCP Foundation.]
SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh yeah. Epel, Ace, you both owe me a bunch of apologies and you’re buying me lunch back at the Lounge.
Epel: We only borrowed a mirror!
SCP!MC/Yuu: Yeah, with a lingering entity attached to the mirrors! You’re so grounded!
Ace: Not again.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Only for a week.
Ace: …Okay, I can handle it.
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I gotta know what ur agent 8 is like !!!
sure.
even from the beginning, she was a pacifist. unless it was necessary, she wouldn’t fight. she was admonished for her pacifism and other behaviors in the army
eight's goggles were frequently lopsided because she was too young for them to fit her face.
her parents didn't have much (with the whole energy crisis thing) but they did their best, and eight was happy.
in fact, eight's mom (aoi) was a genius engineer, so she'd make her cute little robo-toys and such, and her dad (goro) was an extremely strong soldier who'd tell her stories of his accomplishments in the war
though a (mostly) happy child, she was shy and even a bit sad at school, where she was seen as an outcast. her dreams of peace and going to the surface were only met with laughter by girls her age
right before the fight against agent 3 (which i'll explain in a bit), she saw a fellow soldier (about 16 years old) get shot in the head point blank from a charger. another soldier was trying to escape, and she shot a charger with different-colored ink. this was during a power outage, so no respawn machines worked. eight has very much repressed the memory of seeing a dying soldier be wheeled away on a stretcher.
in fact, she had to witness a lot of horrors in kettles. even if the respawn machines worked, the sights weren't pretty.
the fight with agent 3 was brief—just a quick spar since 8 was drafted to aid octavio in stopping 3. it's never said who attacked them, but hear me out: a sanitized octoling. kamabo co was a thing during the events of splatoon 1, and the attack happened because commander tartar's army was small and just getting started. hope that doesn't sound dumb.
anyway, 8 was kept in a tiny (sort of cramped) hospital, and during this time, tensions were higher than high. the octarians had lost every zapfish and were struggling to keep things together.
about a day before 8 woke up, things straight up fell apart, and she ended up in the deepsea metro throughout the ensuing chaos.
she wasn't mute before escaping the metro, actually. she'd mutter things in octarian (usually swears) during inconveniences.
she slept on the metro between testing and never had any idea what time it was.
she sees iso padre as a kind of father figure and cap'n cuttlefish as a grandfather (y'know, after he de-racismed.)
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