#scary merlin

[justaz]

every time merlin follows arthur out on hunts or quests or what have you, he snatches food from the kitchens and goes around feeding the animals in the forrest while he’s not protecting arthur and the rest of his idiots from danger. now as they all make their way thru the woods, theres a trail of deer, mice, birds, rabbits, and wolves that just follow behind them. a group of bandits gets the drop on them and start to go after merlin when a bunch of birds swoop down from the trees and start pecking at the men and wolves encircle merlin, growling and the men, and they all turn to see huge stags with even bigger antlers glaring at them before they headbut the men with their antlers and knock them out cold. if disney existed, gwaine would joke that he’s a disney princess

[motherofoompaloompas]

Merlin genderswap au where when the gang is hiding Mordred, Merlin gets caught with him by Leon and the knights. They're all "Look! A dark haired child we have never seen before! that must be the druid boy" And Merlin panics and goes full on mama bear. "No! This is my son. I birthed him myself. Don't you dare try to execute him"

So the cover story would probably be something like when Merlin was 11/12 she got SAed by a bandit or a passing knight and gave birth to him young. She left him with Hunith when she first came to Camelot because she didn't know what to expect, but once things stabilized, she wrote home for her son to join her. It was only bad luck that he arrived the day they were looking for the druid boy.

And Mordred's just like "guess I have a mom now" and goes along with it.

Merlin takes Mordred everywhere with her including to work with Arthur. Mordred learns how to handle Arthur and do chores around the castle under Merlin's instruction. When he gets old enough, he starts training to become a knight.

He now gets to accompany his mom and Arthur. And while he is a knight of Camelot, he still has to answer to his mom. So it's just Merlin bossing him around the campsite and making him help with dinner. And he does it because it's his mom and he has been doing this stuff his whole life anyway.

The knights try to make fun of him for it but he's just like "???????? Of course I'm helping with dinner and setting up bed rolls. In fact, why aren't you?"

And Merlin is just so proud of her boy

[unlawfulchaos]

[This is what happens when you trap Maverick on a carrier at sea for several months, in shared bunks with Merlin, Slider, and Iceman. He finds new ways to entertain himself. Namely, antagonising Slider.]

Maverick: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't go over them right to their toes?

Slider: Maverick, it is three o'clock in the goddamn morning.

Maverick: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Slider: Maverick, I swear to god if you don't shut up I'm gonna-

Maverick: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you through the blanket covering me completely.

Slider: I hope you die.

Maverick: Yeah? Well, I hope you step on legos.

Slider: Take it back. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Maverick: Barefoot.

[churrochamp]

BBC Merlin is truly such a Show. We'll cut from young adult Merlin and Arthur saying the most romantic shit to each other because it's not gay if it's destiny, to Morgana (Katie McGrath) pulling the cheesiest villain smile in case we ever forget women are evil, to silly spirit halloween-looking CGI monster of the week

Every episode we need to be reminded that genocidal tyrant Uther is human too, and every episode he needs to slaughter some more innocents.

But also Merlin and Arthur are so cute and they make each other smile!!!

[howdoidothiss-blog]

Guys this is so scary to me but I officially posted my first fic on ao3 🫣🤭 here’s the description

“Morgause forces Merlin to choose between his secrets and Arthur’s life when Merlin and Arthur are bound by secrets magic. This spell has only two possible outcomes: be broken by the confessions of both Merlin and Arthur’s deepest secrets, or kill them at sunrise. (Spell based on The Magicians secrets magic ritual in 1x06, but no knowledge of the magicians required!!)”

If that interests u check it out or something idk this is so scary to me 👹 why am I sweating

Also s/o to my little sister for COOKING 🧑‍🍳 Bringing up this ep of the magicians when we were talking about merthur

[tiredcowboyy]

Can someone pleasee write this merlin one shot/fic:

Ok so yk how in star wars just before han dies leia says “I love you” and han, thinking these would be his last words, says “I know” wellll I was thinking about how that lowkey gives the same vibes as arthur, also thinking these will be his last words, saying to merlin “I wanna say something ive never said to you before…. Thankyou”

like I KNOW both leia and merlin were both like “….😐 are you serious, youre DYING??? And youre STILL gonna be emotionally constipated??? ARE YOU FR???”

We got to see leia get her revenge and say “I know” when han came back and said I love you, SO

can someone please please PLEASEEE write a oneshot where arthur either somehow magically lives after that and returns to camelot OR he returns in the future and he finally gets around to saying I love you to merlin and merlin goes to say it back but pauses and instead says “thankyou” or smth.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Random knight: Sire, if you see Merlin, will you tell him that I love him?

Arthur: Okay, if I see Merlin, I'll tell him I love him

[star-rie]

two more imagine dragons songs + the lyrics that are so merlin coded : (tbh all of their songs r merlin coded 😭)

based on this reblog 👇👇

monster

Ever since I could remember

Everything inside of me

Just wanted to fit in

If I told you what I was

Would you turn your back on me?

And if I seem dangerous

Would you be scared?

Can I clear my conscience

If I'm different from the rest

Do I have to run and hide? (Oh, oh, oh, oh)

I never said that I want this

This burden came to me

And it's made it's home inside

demon

When you feel my heat

Look into my eyes

It's where my demons hide

It's where my demons hide

Don't get too close

It's dark inside

It's where my demons hide

It's where my demons hide

Don't wanna let you down

But I am hell bound

Though this is all for you

Don't wanna hide the truth

[emryswisdom]

morgana was so funny in s2 with her nightmares😭😭 cuz they were never that scary- pretty sure she just wanted gwen to hold her tbh, but she's real for that🙄

[lemonadehtwooh]

So I think Merlin would definitely NOT be able to handle some of the second hand embarrassment Romeo gives

Romeo can't breakdown in peace 😔

[justaz]

court sorcerer merlin and high priestess morgana being The Dynamic Duo in which with them both at arthur’s side, no one would dare cross him or anyone in camelot bc who wants to go against two of the most powerful sorcerers in the world AND the once and future king???? that’s suicide. a literal death sentence. hell no.

[mooshofish]

PXG Ocean Gang is here

I think I had more fun on this one ngl

I’m sorry shidou looks so fucking ugly, I’d say it’s just in his DNA but he is my beautiful son so I can’t say that.

I probably won’t do Manshine and Barcha (combo) unless two people see this. then I’ll do it ‼️‼️

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

To people who making Merlin uwu, submissive, weepy...something. I don't even know what it is. And Arthur's some kind of zabrody guard dog without a brain this is your daily reminder that

Merlin killed 117 people to protect Arthur. It was Merlin who got a little obsessed with keeping Arthur safe. neither of them is a relieved uwu something and a broody male male BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK THAT. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM? But I would honestly fear for my life if I did something to Arthur. I will run away from the sword yet. From a magical deity? I don't think so

[anarchovampyrism]

Dephylla ecaudata, shot by ecologist and conservationist Merlin Tuttle

[tiodolma]

the horrors did not survive him.

[kateis-cakeis]

You know, I loved how Merlin was such a lil bitch towards Mordred, and while talking about him in S5Ep11.

It's so perfect, we need more of this Merlin in fanfic, like he's so scary! He's so scary and powerful just with words alone! It's wonderful, it's so good. This is the Merlin we should all aspire to write :P

(For the record I'm very very very very very very very very biased here, so goddamn biased, because I genuinely find S5 Merlin to be the hottest version of him, and I'm aroace :P)