#seemed fun in my head

[ellemany]

Chamber and Harbor: An Unnecessary comparison

Like, we are all giving up on Chamber at this point. I'm not judging, I'm also letting him go. I mean, we are all Andy changing toys here.

But, should we?

I'll make a comparison between our newest boys that no one asked for but we should think for reinforce our arguments that Harbor is better.

(There's NSFW at the end of the post, nothing specially explicit but it is still me being thirsty for boys that don't exists)

Design

Chamber

Stylish (I like it ok?), not practical

Idk if men need a tie for shooting someone. But, apparentely, Chamber needs it.

Cool Watch

Gold tattoos

Hair 7/10

Nice boobs

Bonus headcanon: He has an one side dimple

Harbor

Tactical clothes, more usuful for a shooting

Good colors

Literally, a Ben 10 watch and the Infinity Stones

His tattoos screams straight man at the gym

Hair 9/10 (good loose bun)

Interesting bíceps, I would like to study it better

Bonus Headcanon: He has the funny habit to play with his mustache when he is distracted

Agent Trailer

Chamber

8/10

I like how we kind of got what his skills are, but there's a whole mistery around him like "Is he frindly or an enemy? What's his story?"

Also, good choice for a soundtrack

Don't you dare to look in my face and say that you didn't thought that he was hot as hell at the time

Harbor

7,5/10

"Alvida" *screams in fangirling*

Cool powers

Generic backstory but it works

Bonus: Both messed up with Brimstone in the time that they met 🥰

( If you're wondering, my 10/10 Agent Trailer is Neon's one )

Selection Screen

Chamber

6/10

Baby boy is trying too hard to look badass

Harbor

8/10

Straight out from Bollywood movie (but it's not Astra's selection screen so... No 10/10)

Chracteristics

So, in my opinion, Chamber looks skinny and has some pretty long legs (considering his art). While Harbor seems to be more muscular. I have a headcanon that even thought both practice swimming, Chamber is more into aerobic exercises (breathe control is essential to a good shooter and I think that his telephoter has a height limit) and Harbor is into anaerobic exercises (Ancient artefacts are rough to carry)

In short

Chamber is fast

Harbor is strong

Chamber's personality

Gun Nerd

Jokes like your uncle in Christmas

Egocentric

Show-off

Questionable flirting skills

Musical taste: 5/10 (at the beginning you try to like it but, after a few minutes, you start to question all your life choices)

Now, I must defend my older babyboy. He might be a faker, trying to earn everyone's trust just to probably stab us all in the back BUT when he get his pet gun and starts to having fun killing people it's so... Adorable. C'mon, sometimes a man just needs to be a kid with his toys to gain a girl's heart.

Oh yeah, He might be a genocide too, only a detail

Also, Chamber canonically can play the piano

Harbor's personality

History/Architecture nerd

Actual funny

Often uses "we", good at teamwork

Show-off

Some flirting skills, might work

Musical taste: 10/10 (I AM THE RAJAAAAAAAAAAAA)

I like how genuine he sounds in his voice lines, it's very cute

Headcanon that he plays the ukelele

Gameplay

Chamber

Aim is needed, not for me

Nerfed every time

RIP Marks

But it's cool to use Rendez-vous at the Range at least

His ult voice line is 🤌🤌🤌

"Wanna play...""NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭😭😭"

Harbor

Very fun

Pretty abilities (Sorry Viper)

Bulletproof smoke and his wall are pretty op if used right

Still needs abilities and idk how to think propely in this game

Badass ult, regular voice line

"I suggest you move" "oh, such a gentleman, I will move for you"

Who's better in bed?

Chamber fucks, Harbor makes love

That's it, that's the argument

Also, friendly reminder that even by some reason French people are know as deeply romantic and more opened to new experiences, Indians that created the Kama Sutra

So yes Love can be made in any way

That's all, hope you liked it

[notbecauseofvictories]

completely and entirely forgot that Vetinari and Carrot get together to gleefully "reward" Samuel Vimes and also ruin his blood pressure forever.

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

[avaritia-apotheosis]

PERSONAL ASSISTANT DANNY AU!!!

Amity Park has a lot of strange things going on, and because of that, is notoriously known for paying much attention to anything outside the city limits. So when Danny Fenton gets applies and gets accepted to be the personal assistant for the CEO of Wayne Enterprise, he doesn't think much about moving to Gotham. The pay is ridiculously good, and the benefits? Don't even get him started.

But with supervillains, vigilantes, and way too many kidnappers running amok, Danny's starting to realize why the job's hazard pay was so ridiculously high.

Meanwhile, the rogues of Gotham city are seriously wondering where Wayne managed to get such an insanely strong bodyguard.

[hakusins]

cw // suggestive

worshipped route for whitney the faithful (or fallen?) where he's preparing the sacrifice pc for weekly prayers~

whitney the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots

[silverior968]

Look, I know that Ratchet being so different in RiD15 than in TFP is a thing of like different genre and target audience or whatever but I think it's funny to come up with possible in-universe reasons, like:

[Image ID: Several digital doodles, accompanied by text. The first one in the top left is of TFP Ratchet, looking tired, with the text "Poster boy of mental health issues" written next to him. To his right is an arrow pointing to the right, with the text "like 5 years". At the other end of the arrow is a doodle of RiD15 Ratchet, smiling, with the text "joyful individual?". Below the first drawing of TFP Ratchet is the number 1. Accompanied by the text "He's been doing just as bad, he's just currently having a good time". To the right of the text is a drawing of RiD15 Ratchet shinjiposing (sitting on a chair with his head in his hands, top-down perspective). To his right is an arrow pointing to a drawing of RiD15 Optimus and Ratchet, both smiling and blushing with their eyes closed and with flowers floating around them, indicating happiness. Below the drawing of Ratchet shinjiposing is the number 2. With the text "spite" in big letters, and the text "for the government" in brackets. To the right of the text is a drawing of one of the councilmembers with a speech bubble that reads "Optimus Prime sucks and so do you so we're like banishing you or whatever". Ratchet is drawn looking bored with a thought bubble that reads "damn, now I have to get better". Below the drawing of the councilmember is the number 3. accompanied by text that reads "having a little buddy to hang out with is really good for your mental health". The text is accompanied by a drawing of RiD15 Ratchet and Undertow sitting next to each other, both looking deadpan. The text "dead silence" is placed above Undertow and the text "+1 Mental health" is placed next to Ratchet, repeated 12 times like how status updates are placed in video games. / End ID]

[dapper-lil-arts]

Was makin a muscle study for fun and it wound up being that sunset shimmer anthro design I made because I'm delusional. good times. And of course I got carried away and didn't stop there

Twilight is ready.

[sysig]

You're still standing off to the side. Somehow, center stage has shifted from under your feet without you realizing, and you're standing in the wings, performing to no one.

Starring Role (Patreon)

[ningadudexx]

saving you from yourself 🫧

[l3irdl3rain]

How is my best friend Arthur has he helped you baldur any gates

He’s been good! My washing machine broke last week and I hauled it out the other day in preparation for the new one and he’s been loving his new Top Secret Hiding Spot.

We are taking a little bit of a Baldur’s Gate break right now just because I was getting burnt out. We’re slowly making our way through Mass Effect Andromeda for the second time. I’m very excited to get back to BG3 tho.

I left off right at the start of Act 2. I’m playing a Githyanki monk named Ez’rai and spent way too much time coming up with a backstory for them. I’m going to be romancing Wyll this time. I think Ez’rai growing up in such a harsh culture that didn’t have room for soft romance will go together in such a fun and cute way with Wyll. A noble’s son who is just so sweet and romantic and good.

[lady-arryn]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 Day 5 — favorite scene

[mestos]

Man I don't even know. Deleted the last post because maybe I'm too hasty, seen how insulting it can be to be accused of AI generating shit, but my god! I cannot help but feel so much more for writers—writers who use words to craft their art, already fighting for a place in a world that prioritizes visual language/graphics over their medium, writers who are much quicker to be criticized than artists, writers who have to find a way to hone their crafts just so they keep your attention all the way to the end of their stories, writers who have no other means to present their creation and being told to pick up an entire other skill just to be appreciated in a community space, writers who are so much easily more exploited by AI generation because their medium is TEXT.

I don't fucking know dude. Sometimes it feels like people are fighting against AI art but not AI generated writing, voice acting, music or any other creative medium because visual graphics/language takes more precedence in this world, and everything else is secondary to it even though we are constantly preaching that all mediums are considered art

[msfcatlover]

Oh look. Reverse!Robins.

Bruce: “No murder.”

Damian: “No murder.”

Cass: “No murder.”

Tim: “No murder.”

Jason: “No murder for babies.”

Duke: “No murder until you can write me a researched & cited essay on why it is necessary for the greater good. Five page minimum.”

Dick: “I’m gonna murder.”

Red Hood!Steph: “I LIKE THIS ONE!”

[pandaspwnz]

So I don't think this is actually the case but what if Eliza and Isaac's deaths werent over a petty amount of cash and a robbery gone wrong? What if, instead, Dutch had seen Arthur spending time with them, had perceived him slipping away as a threat: a threat to himself, his gang, his security, his family, afraid of losing his lead enforcer - whether he truly at that point did love him like a son, or not. And in his insecurity or fear or whatever other reason, he finds someone rotten, unrelated to the gang, and he pays them to murder Eliza and her little boy, so no one will ever tempt Arthur away from the flock, and he instead puts all his energy and time into the gang, the only family he has left.

[ratatatastic]

"wdym by especially barky 🤨" "yeah i was—*motions to his beautiful wife who works her ass off improving her defense this whole year*" love how matthew took offence to *especially barky* like all of us are out here getting pucks to the dick we ALL play defense dammit you will not come into our home and spread these lies!

the head thrown back as george richards [fhn] mentions reino as matthew tries to defend himself while sasha looks absolutely smitten with matthew...

sasha acknowledging his wife defensive pursuits and backs her up with "well you wanna answer it?" and matthew immediately going "no!" god forbid he does work god forbid it! heres just here to whine and look pretty really how dare you make the princess think of answers despite how she doth protests!

they cant help but giggle all throughout the answer oh OH MADNESS CONSUMES ME. MADNESS.

"especially defence right?" matthew getting one last dig at george (he was on the mic again for the question he was answering) hes so proud of himself... his little jester bells sing to him he must make the room erupt into giggles lest this presser be a failure! sasha little smile... so slight... so itty bitty... but there...

new york rangers @ florida panthers game 6 postgame interview | 6.1.24 (x)

[shadow-yato]

Can you draw your Jackson and however your version of Eyera like this please? :] I think your version of Eyera would look super cool :]

They’re besties :)