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[yandereloveraw]

🤡🍫🖤 Laughing Jack x Me Incorrect Quotes

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Me: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

LJ: [Pulls out card from deck] Now, was this your card, Hershey?

Me: Holy moly-

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Me: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

LJ: [Smirks and chuckles] I’m ‘things~’.

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LJ: Hey Hershey, wanna take a shower with me?

Me: I have a gun in the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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LJ: I had a dream we fucked.

Me: It's okay, it was just a dream.

LJ: Ha! I wouldn’t fuck you.

Me: You wouldn’t? 🥺

LJ: I mean, unless you want to-

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LJ: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night, Hershey?

Me: It was autocorrect.

LJ: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please bite and gut me?"

Me: Yes.

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LJ: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Me: WHY?!

LJ: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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LJ: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.

Me, who was spacing out: I'm sorry- what were you saying, LJ?

LJ: Perfect.♡

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LJ: Stop doing that.

Me: Stop doing what?

LJ: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Me: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid..

LJ, chuckling: You always act stupid, Hershey.

LJ:

LJ: Wait...

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[Laughing Jack belongs to his creator]

[velvetwilde]

Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

In Darkness and in Solitude

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

[hana-no-seiiki]

DARLING/READER: I’m not used to my boundaries being respected

YANDERE: Oh my sweetheart-beloved-honeybunch-pumpkin-boo, you deserve so much better!

ALSO YANDERE: *is the person who always breaks reader’s boundaries, and is literally feeling them up + giving several sloppy kisses all over whatever skin is exposed at that very moment without their explicit consent*

[spentfromspence]

Spencer: I dont need to sleep yet, Im not tired.

Y/N: But i’ll be so lonely, who will I cuddle with? Pleaseeee come to bed with me?

Spencer: …are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Y/N: …Is it working…?

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄

[ren-054]

Renée Sterling: Oh, they have to find my darling husbands! I’m so worried about them!

Detective Monty: Seriously, what do you see in those two?

Renée:

[poisonous-honey]

Player: *listening to Writing on the Wall for the 100th time* Kaveh's just like me fr

Kaveh: *Feeling every emotion at once* pleASE STOP OUTING ME TO EVERYONE IN SUMERU AND THOSE ARE NOT THE TRAITS OF MINE YOU SHOULD BE RELATING TO ARE YOU OKAY

[reidsc0nverse]

pov: your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 2

TYSM FOR THE LOVE ON THE FIRST PART IM SO GRATEFUL 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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(y/n) The phds are in idiocy

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dr.taralewis hes surprisingly very light

-> spencerreid1 Or you're just incredibly strong.

-> (y/n) spence...let's not lie to ourselves now

-> emilyprenty weren't you literally called a pipe cleaner reid??

-> spencerreid1 That's besides the point.

AaronHotchner You guys know this isn't what the jet's used for correct?

-> (y/n) yes dad 🙄

-> dr.taralewis it was for scientific purposes i promise

-> AaronHotchner @/dr.taralewis that being?

-> spencerreid1 How much further up I could get when we're already 15,000 feet above ground.

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(y/n) date night was a success 🤍 (it took three hours to actually make it since spence kept throwing flour)

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paparossi What the fuck is this abomination.

-> (y/n) pizza..?

-> paparossi Absolutely not, I'll be there in twenty, get ready to get schooled

-> emilyprenty LMAO you're in deep shit y/n

princesspennyg AWWW MY PRECIOUS BABIES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @/derekm take notes

-> (y/n) love you garcia 🫶🏼

-> derekm Babygirl that pizza looks like shit

-> (y/n) @/derekm better than what you could make 🙄

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(y/n) He got a little wet

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spencerreid1 Why do you always bully me?

-> (y/n) it's out of love hun

-> emilyprenty because it's funny

-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty that too

jjareau Yet he still has a coffee in his hand

-> (y/n) you mean his cup of sugar and milk with a splash of coffee

-> princesspennyg i don't see a problem with that

-> (y/n) diabetes?

-> spencerreid1 That never stopped me before.

derekm pretty boy can swim????

-> (y/n) more like float and flop around

-> derekm Now ik what to add to the physicality test

-> spencerreid1 The world's just against me isn't it.

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(y/n) Arrested for being too sexy 😩

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Will_LaMontagne That's my wife??

-> emilyprenty not for long

-> (y/n) um emily what abt us 🙄

-> jjareau 3-way?

-> emilyprenty yes

-> (y/n) yes

-> Will_LaMontagne What..?

-> spencerreid1 You get used to it.

thanks again for all the love on the first part i love y'all omg lmk what else you guys would want to see!!! 🤭🤭

[tokoyamisstuff]

Y/N: We all saw you fall.

Buggy: I did not fall! I hugged the ground.

Y/N: With tears in your eyes?

Buggy: It was a very emotional moment.

[yandereloveraw]

Allo, mid shapeshift into Monty Gator: Touch Y/N again, and we're gon' fuck you up! 💢

🔪 Crazy Possessive - Kaci Battaglia

[velvetwilde]

What was the reason to look this damn hot?

[writing-house-of-m]

Wanda: Can you get the ice pops out for the kids?

Natasha: These?

Wanda: Erm, no, the boys don't like them. They're for Y/n...

Y/n: *Walks in*

Y/n: Ooo, milk pops

Y/n: Mmm, chocolate :)

Y/n: *Kisses Wanda's cheek and leaves*

Natasha: *Raises an eyebrow at Wanda*

Wanda: I know, I know, I married a child

[fxiryeon]

Y/N: *Dreamily looking at Luke in the distance*

Y/N: That’s the guy I have a crush on. Thoughts ??

Percy: And prayers, girl what-

[hana-no-seiiki]

YANDERE! HERO: I’m here to save you, your highness!

YANDERE! HERO: And potentially get married!

YANDERE! HERO: And have your ki—

YANDERE! DEMON LORD(Who’s also your husband): How many times must I banish you, hero? They’re not interested!

READER: No, darling. Let me handle him this time.

READER: *sighs cause they’ve been dealing with yan! hero’s antics since childhood*

READER: *inhales* FIREBALL!