#she WILL stab a bitch

[coldblooded-angel]

COVID AU where Art and Tashi are forced to quarantine when the city wide lockdowns prevent them from traveling. They find a motel that would let them rent the room for as long as they need to. Thankfully, Lily is with her grandma and they’re both safe.

I want forced proximity. I want Tashi going stir crazy not having anything to do. I want Art still attempting to keep in shape until one day he’s too lazy to workout or get up out of bed. I want Art and Tashi forced to actually talk about anything other than tennis.

COVID AU where Patrick gets trapped in the lockdown. He knows he can’t stay in his car forever so he goes to the nearest motel and uses his emergency credit card to rent a room.

One day, he decides to use the amenities. He knows the motel has a pool and he’s not surprised to see other guests already there. He knows he should stay 6 feet apart. Except he recognizes that blunt short bob and that mop of blonde curls.

Yeah, Patrick Zweig just casually quarantining with the Donaldsons. It’s definitely gonna turn out fine.

(Blame @lovethelittlerthings for implanting this in my brain 😵‍💫😵‍💫)

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[freindsssssss]

The real reason the long quiet is called that is because of the 30 second pause they take to respond in any given situation due to the voices in their head not shutting the fuck up

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

KLSADJFKA;FSJASKLFJAKLFD; I'm choking kfljsadfja;lf Tagaka's face TT0TT

"Ok, well, damn. Calm the fuck down. "

[rainedroptalks]

They couldn't let Anita be in teen titans vol 3 cuz she would've just tried to find and murder Jason after he attacked Tim at the tower

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: *skips off*

Yoko: "WHAT ABOUT BIANCA & THING? THEY ARE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER OVER HAND CREAM?!"

Enid: *doesn't hear, too fixated on Wednesday*

[meilas]

dear god swifties really think taylor can do no wrong “she donates money” when? “she’s involved in planting trees” when?? “she buys eco credits” THOSE DON’T DO ANYTHING

[lesbianladyeboshi]

I must point out at no point in these Umbrella Chronicles novel scenes did Chris actually meet or speak to Wesker. Hoe regularly talks to himself about Chris in canon.

Also need it known that Jill was there for the Tyrant Confrontation and is fighting alongside Chris the whole damn time.

I hope the remakes keep "Wesker ignores all women and refuses to speak to them for Chris" because it's funny and iconic.

[talleryn]

Lockwood: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

Lucy: *cracks knuckles* manslaughter it is.

[dannypinot]

a lot has happened in the past couple of weeks. i submitted my thesis, finished my MA 🎉. i feel like professionally i am very qualified to go elsewhere but unfortunately the jobs that I want just aren't hiring at the moment, and i don't want to/financially can't move to a different regional job market. but work has been a clusterfuck more than usual. due to management's poor planning i have to execute an impossible feat in a little over a month, and i am deeply resentful and upset by this because it could have been conveyed with simple communication months ago.

part of this impossible feat involves all of staff boxing up their shit and relocating and i have this remote worker who wants me to clean out her office (not my job) because she doesn't want to come in to do it herself. it's not like she moved across the country. she still lives in the same city. she's extremely entitled but she talks a lot of big talk about DEI and equity and i want to put her (and management) on blast. it's racial capitalism. like why do you continue to view people of color, like myself as labor? i am at the same grade band or higher than you and i have one more degree than you do??? absolutely astounding.

[dragonanon]

Every time I remember that Molly is in Heaven, it fucks me up. Because all I can think of is if she had been in the court room while they were watching Angel Dust in the club, she would’ve had a moment of “Wait…That voice…I KNOW that voice!…omFG ITS HIM!!” and then proceed to have a breakdown in the courtroom while trying desperately to reach the orb in the center of the room, crying out for her brother.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Avatar Love talk 3: Game vs Action

Follow up from (and also defending Kyo in this vid)

Yangchen: I plead the fifth on what Kuruk said. No idea why you two think you got your horny ass desires from me. Kyoshi: I'm not the one who sensually listened to the sound of Kavik writing with a pencil, but go off? Yangchen: Again, pleading the fifth! Anyway I still think Kyoshi has the least amount of game. Kyoshi: Really? We're still on this? Can't we talk about something else? Wan: Like your mommy issues? Kyoshi, pushing his face away and knocking him down: Ok, defending my "game" it is. Yangchen: Kyoshi, really, just accept it. You can't flirt for shit. Kyoshi: Again, I don't need to. Yangchen: You keep saying that! How do you expect to get anyone if you can't or don't flirt? Kyoshi: I walk into the room and look at them. Maybe smile, if I'm feeling feisty. Yangchen: That's not going to work- Wan: It worked for you, Yangchen. Yangchen: *deflated* Kyoshi: Oh so it's "flirting" and "super game" if Yangchen does it, but if Kyoshi does it then I'm just lucky? Wow. Hmmm. So fair. Yangchen: Kyoshi, you had two years with Rangi and Yun and I had five minutes with Kavik. We are not the same. Kyoshi: Listen, Yangchen, I think we've got it all wrong. It isn't about game or flirting. It's about action. I know how to get my girl going- Wan: Yangchen knows how to get Kavik going too! Yangchen: SHut UP, Wan! .......Yeah I know how to get Kavik going too, blow steam in his ear, fling him off a bison, what's your point????? Korra: Wait, fling him off a-? Kyoshi: Oh no no, Yangchen. That's not what I mean. You see, I'm probably going to go down in history as "World's best daughter-in-law." Whenever I sincerely talk about how I'm going to take care of Rangi or Hei-Ran, and Rangi melts into a literal puddle at my feet. Korra: So, like, you're amazing moral character is how you flirt? Kyoshi: No, it's not flirting. It's doing. Actions. Like I said before, they like me for who I am. And maybe because I have a good smile too. Kuruk: Being good looking does help. Yangchen: Ugh, where are you going with this? Kyoshi: I'm getting to it. What I want to say is, 'What's so great about having game, when the real measure should be the results?' Yangchen: *rolls eyes* 'Results.' Please, Kyoshi. We all know I had Kavik wrapped around my finger. Kyoshi: So you got with him? Yangchen: I-well uh- Kyoshi: Tell me, Yangchen. Which one of us actually GOT their boo in the end? Hm? Yangchen: .......... Kyoshi: Only actions and outcomes matter, Yangchen. What's so great about your "game" if you can't even "win"? Wan: I haven't seen a burn this severe since that volcano took out Roku. O-O Voice on the phone: 911, what's you're emergency? Korra, on the phone: I just witnessed a murder! I mean both parties are already dead-can the dead die twice?????

[sazernac]

The audacity that Alicent has is seriously outrageous.

[bibleofficial]

i’ve been up like 3hrs & 2/3 of each hour has been me shitting & suffering like

[miroana]

Lune Invictus

[prof-jigglypuff]

Naryu Virian & Vestige having heart-to-heart about Veya in Necrom DLC (2023)

My fucking heart!

PS. Razum-dar, you little shit, when exactly did you ride that griffon into Daedric plain with me, huh?? Must've missed that part XD