#shes doing so good

[gabbytalksalot]

Kate at half 🙏🏽

[neetily]

once again having thots about lil bro sebastian, but this time with an older stepsister who's been incredibly sheltered her whole life so he just teases her a bunch to see what makes her tick. starts off subtle at first but she doesn't understand that he's coming onto her so he basically has to spell it out for her and even then it takes a bit of convincing to get her to do anything. (also i'm very glad sable's doing well!!!! 🩷🩷🩷) -🌸

this is CRAZY timing because i was just thinking about being sebs big sister ugh </333

he's be so terrible about it too, ough.... teasing his sheltered big sister without her even knowing, testing the waters with off-handed comments about her body and/or clothing choices, feeling her up with lingering touches under the guise of compliments; your ass looks great in those shorts sis, with his pervert paw cupping a cheek, pinching at it lightly to elicit a giggle from her... and like he thinks she knows what he's doing, happy to see her responding so well to his flirting.

but as he gets a bit braver and starts coming on to her stronger, he realises that she hasn't a fucking clue. dummy, she's supposed to be the one guiding him through life, seeing as she's older! and yet here he is, pulling her onto his lap in the middle of a private movie night session in his room, cock hard and rubbing against her ass as she plays dumb with her wiggling around to get comfortable. and oh, she just feels too good to stop, swallowing the unfair and mean comments he's got loaded at the tip of his tongue to bully her for being so stupid...

instead, he presses his face against the crook of her neck to leave soft little kisses. smiling against her when she giggles about it tickling, but nonetheless allows him to continue. dating without dating, idiot, she still doesn't get it.

in a way, he likes to think that he's protecting her. keeping her all for himself, so that no one else can even think about corrupting her. she's so dumb, she needs him just as much as he needs her, just in different ways. him, because he's a greedy fucking pervert with a rock hard cock for his sister, and her, because she just adores it when her brother dotes on her all day and night.

[beansnpeets]

I love that Sprocket is a good adventure buddy. She's fine in the car. A wee bit restless on the way to, but good on the way from. She's so friendly and happy and easy to take with when we go somewhere. I love being able to bring her into pet friendly stores. It's so nice having a solid and confident dog. I just wish Oscar could enjoy doing all these things with us, too. I'd love to be able to have him with.

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[super-rangers]

I'm so proud of Regina 🥲.

Same 😭

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[soldrawss]

*holds face tenderly*

[chloesimaginationthings]

The death of Vanessa and the birth of Vanny in FNAF

(Inspired by this art by Yuto Sano)

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

[monochrome-genesis]

‘Golden One, who earned your wrath?’