#short kings I love you

[blueapplesiren]

It’s kinda weird how humans naturally don’t have a ton of sexual dimorphism, especially compared to other animals, but society/media pressures us into artificially morphing ourselves to fit unnatural and oftentimes unhealthy standards.

Just to clarify this isn’t anti body modification, do whatever you want with your flesh vessel. I just think it’s weird how naturally tall/muscular women are deemed “not feminine enough” and short/skinny men are “not masculine enough” when… that’s just how their bodies are?

[elilelibeli]

what’s this obsession with tall men?

give me a short king! I wanna put you in my pocket and carry you around like a stress toy.

squish squish bitch

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

[ruubesz-draws]

And that's how Godzilla got trapped in the ice and lost weight👍 :)

Also, Rodan is in the movie. I know this because I saw it in my dreams.

Inspired by Mickey Mouse Shorts

[lonksadventures]

What if Link and Zelda were sci-fi sky pirates? 👀

TADA! Bet y’all have been wondering what I’ve been working on for uni. Surprise it’s Zelda character design except I decided to torture myself with hard surface design :)

This was actually my first time designing weapons and working in a more sci-fi style was super fun! I took a lot of inspiration from Star Wars and Treasure Planet for the weapons and hard surfaces while still trying to make the characters look like Link and Zelda lol.

The general premise for this “what if” Hyrule is that most of the kingdom is made up of floating islands above the clouds with people travelling between islands via flying ship (as in old sailing ships but with wings)! I have some ideas for Link and Zelda's lore but will probably flesh that out in my own time because I’m tired-

[eemiejab]

lil doodle cause the short today was so gaadamn cute

T~T i love them

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

[northstarscowboyhat]

Cool down doodle from last night. I think the greatest tragedy with older!Clover is they probably grow to about 6'1. But because their family is mostly giant monsters, they assume they're short.

[sunlightdrop]

at last, rapunzel was home, and she finally had a real family. she was a princess worth waiting for.

[cinnamonsikwate]

post-canon laishuro but it's gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun. is this anything???

shuro attempts to confess his new & confusing feelings but laios misunderstands "i want to stay by your side" as shuro volunteering to stay and help in the golden kingdom's restoration efforts. everyone's patience is sorely tested and an ungodly amount of cheesecake is consumed.

[rendellstreet]

Brief character information from the TTS series pitch bible seasons I & II

[zaacoy]

Also!! I think I just? Forgot?? To post these here?? So here's two old sketch pages from like 2 months ago that I gave to twt but never here- was messing around with drawing big pigsy!! Very floofy heeheehoo

[sigtheta]

An eye for an eye makes justice blind

(25/11/2023)

[awuochi]

I love you Lucifer Morningstar, the greatest (short) king in hell and such a good dad. I love you so much please have a good ending please please please

[kindaorangey]

jean should collect homoerotic codependent partners professionally

[the-combine-kisser]

“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.