#shrek au bitches!!!!!!!!! \(^°^)/

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Oooh I have it! Radioapple Shrek AU! But, yaknow, with demons instead of fairy tail creatures xD

So here we have Alastor, a deer demon who happily lives by himself in his bayou, scaring anyone he wants for fun.

Until one day Lord Adam ordered to capture all demons and execute them. So they took their chance with his murderous self. He was NOT happy about it. So with little bug demon Niffty who REFUSES to leave his side and winged cat demon Husk who was recruited by her as someone who actually knows where to go Alastor decided to give a visit to that pesky lord to negotiate/kill him xD

Meanwhile Adam's loyal servant Lute reminded him that he is not quite king yet and so he chose the best kingdom to own, so Prince Lucifer it is.

And that's the compromise he made with that unhinged demon who threw all his soldiers through walls. He retrieves him his prince and Alastor's bayou is left the fuck alone.

And there we know the drill, Alastor confronts twin dragons, Lucifer throws a fit over his harsh treatment of dragons(they are sweet babies how dare you) and finds out his true identity.

They argue and banter and unwillingly bond and we still have that gosh darn cliche plot point and Alastor preferably does NOT go into rage over being called 'a toothy hoofed freak'.

Yada-yada, Husk kicks some sense into his head with Niffty mumbling "preeeetty" under her breath the little darling, and the sweet dragon boos return(to Lucifer's joy) and show Adam and Lute what gives(atta boys!)

Alastor and Lucifer finally kiss and Lucifer's demon form is revieled: a pure white skin with blackened arms and hands, long tail and horns and six majestic blood red and white wings.

"I am hideous", Lucifer turns away in shame, his yellow and red eyes inverting back and forth as he tries to shuffle his hooves out of the view.

"You are beautiful", Alastor breathes out in awe, cupping his rosy-cheeked face for another kiss, happily pointing out sharp teeth and oh is that a forked tongue?

Happy end. Or is it???

Let's not forget the villain trio who were promised a piece of one specific kingdom and one of them happily using the opportunity(because insecurities are a bitch, not that Al would admit them, but ah, Luci is like a parasite, wormed his way into his heart and now he has new needs) to pretend to be Alastor since he is quit similar. Bad thing, Lucifer is still sus, good thing, he and his partners own a potion empire so they have a way~

Bad thing, even with human form that deer is unhinged and- hey is that that sexy spider demon who was hired by Sera(no, bad Sera!) to put some new holes in currently holeless deer??

Anyway we gotta have that badass I Need a Hero scene and Lucifer punching Vox in his smug face xD

And maaaaybe reconciling with Sera, she wanted only the best(even if she made him feel bad about his new side)

What next? Lucifer being pregnant with twins(in this AU Charlie and Emily gotta be twins xD) and reconnecting with his childhood friend Lilith who promised to save him from his curse, but when she was ready to travel, she finds out Lucifer was already saved.(and then she saved herself another Princess in need with a beautuful flower name. Lucifer gushes about them <3)

And Alastor freakes out. Over both? Maaaybe~

[catscraftsandcommentary]

I need Lambert/Milena in a Shrek AU.

Just imagine with me:

Duke de Roggeven insults a powerful wizard (we all know he would - he'd be lucky if it was only ONE) who then curses his daughters. All three of them.

(ETA: he pissed off Yennefer. Probably insulted her mixed elven heritage and/or her inability to have kids, so she went "alright. Let's see how you feel when YOUR daughters are inhuman and infertile monsters.")

By night, each of them transforms into a different non-human humanoid: Marta is a succubus (all her lust for power and a crown turned into a different kind of lust - and we'll pretend that succubi *can* live without sex, but they feel sick and hungry the whole time), Marika is an elf (still elegant and pretty, but inhuman enough to shock everyone - Marika didn't piss off Yennefer), and Milena is a witcher (Yennefer saw her strength and kindness and went "this suits you.")

Marta, of course, spends the entire time being FURIOUS at being some "sex obsessed half goat! I am the daughter of a DUKE! The ELDEST DAUGHTER! How dare she!" Marika isn't happy, per se, but she privately goes "it could be a LOT worse. I'll take it." Milena actually enjoys her new abilities - she's so strong! Her senses are much sharper! - and the eyes are rather pretty.

After being COMPLETELY HORRIFIED that his daughters (well, mostly Marta) are cursed to become non-humans by night, Duke de Roggeven locks them in a castle guarded by a dragon and then pretends that he's sent them abroad to stay with distant relatives.

Meanwhile, Marta is getting on EVERYONE'S last nerve with her constant bitching, Marika is trying to keep their lifestyle as pleasant as possible, and Milena...

Milena befriends the dragon. She thinks Villentretenmerth is fascinating, and when she learns that the three ladies who showed up to help the sisters are also dragons, she wants to learn as much as they can teach her.

(Marta refuses to acknowledge any of them. "I will not consort with beasts," she sniffs hautily, and locks herself in a private bedroom every night before sunset.)

So! Back in Redania, Duke de Roggeven has convinced everyone that Yennefer's line about "whoever breaks the curse will gain a treasure greater than gold or gems" means that they can gain literal treasure (and/or magical treasure) by rescuing and marrying his daughters, and not - to take an example COMPLETELY at random - their true love as a bride.

(Yes, true love is the cure. Of course it is.)

So the asshole king of Kaedwen hears about the supposed princess and holds a huge tournament - and Lambert shows up because "that fucker dumped a bunch of refugees in our mountains, the fucking bastard. Who does that?!"

Jaskier, being one of the refugees - and also a bard who can sense the potential for a good story - insists on coming with him. They 100% do the "Donkey won't stop singing until Shrek snaps at him to shut up - and then he hums" scene.

About five times.

(Geralt and Eskel either stayed home to help Vesemir manage the refugees or hang around the Kaedweni court to remind the king of his promise - and make sure he doesn't get any even WORSE ideas.)

(Lambert REFUSED to stay in Kaer Morhen when Vesemir was being bossy - "I get enough of him riding my damn ass during fucking winter, NO GODSDAMNED WAY." And his brothers very sensibly refused to let him stay in court longer than absolutely necessary because, uh, they've MET Lambert and they know exactly how badly it would go. So he gets rescue duty by default. At least the princess will be happy to get to Ard Carraigh and away from him. They send Jaskier with him to try to temper some of his, uh, Lambert-ness.)

Anyway! Lambert and Jaskier arrive at the tumbledown castle guarded by a dragon, and Jaskier is immediately like "oh how wonderful! How majestic! Look at that wingspan!" And Lambert is like "...remember how we're here to fight the bastard? We have to GET PAST HIM to rescue whatever noble bint got stuck out here."

Jaskier pouts.

Villentretenmerth finds all this terribly amusing, especially since he recognizes a witcher when he sees one. So he sticks his nose in their camp and asks (rumbles) "what makes you think that even a witcher can defeat the greatest and oldest of dragonkind?"

So Jaskier introduces them - as dramatically and fancily as possible - and states that they are here to rescue the princess.

Milena creeps out from Villentretenmerth's wing. "We are the daughters of the Duke de Roggeven, and there are three of us. I hope you will still take us home?"

Villentretenmerth sighs. This girl. Always getting underfoot. "I will let you take the ladies with you - but you must convince them to leave freely. If they refuse - now or later - I will take them back."

"He sent THREE girls to some remote fucking castle? Fucker. Yeah, I'll take you all. Jask, let's find 'em and get out of here."

So Milena leads them up to the tallest tower where her sisters spend their day. I can't decide if I want Marta to do the whole "sleeping beauty waiting for a kiss" thing (assuming that JASKIER is her princely rescuer and Lambert is just there as a guard.) If she does, she'll get a rude surprise when Lambert shakes her awake and tells her to pack anything she's taking with her, they're LEAVING.

So the guys get the ladies and lead them out - pretending to ignore the hissing and squabbling that said ladies are doing behind the men's backs - and are unhappily surprised AGAIN because not only are their rescuer(s) NOT a prince and his retinue, they don't even have HORSES.

The dragons, of course, are watching this with amusement...and no little relief at getting rid of Miss Complainer the Eldest.

I'm gonna say it takes less than two days for Marta and Lambert to have a truly nasty fight. She wants a horse. A private carriage, really, but she'll SETTLE for a horse. Purebred, obviously. And fashionable new dresses, and BATHS, and food cooked in an actual KITCHEN, and a private bedroom from sundown to sunrise, and...

Lambert is just like "look lady, I don't get any reward until I deliver you, I don't have the coin for any of that, and I wouldn't waste on stupid fucking luxuries if I did."

This does not go over well. At all. There are very angry words shouted about his lack of preparation, decorum, breeding, proper dress...the list is endless.

Lambert gives exactly zero shits.

Milena is watching the fight with interest - she finds him FASCINATING - and Marika is mostly trying to stay out of it. She agrees with Marta on most of the points - their tower-castle was reasonably comfortable, certainly more so than this long hike back to civilization - but also, freedom.

If only they were returning home instead of to a strange country...

Which is about when Villentretenmerth - as the human Borsch - walks into their camp, accompanied by the three dragon woman who have been tending to the sisters. "Marchionesses. Wolf. Bard. I warned you I would take the ladies back if they wished to leave your company."

"The TOWER is better than staying with this BARBARIAN," Marta sniffs. "And Father arranged for marriages for Marika and I already!"

(She knows she gets the crown prince - and she knows that Kaedwen's king is a murderous asshole. Being queen doesn't count if she's not alive to enjoy it...and she won't have allies there to help her plot regicide. She's ambitious, not stupid.)

Somehow, it works out that Borsch and his friends take Marta and Marika back while Lambert and Jaskier continue to Kaedwen with Milena. There is ABSOLUTELY a scene where Lambert is out hunting when bandits try to attack the supposedly unguarded noblewoman and bard, and Milena thoroughly kicks their ass.

Lambert runs back just in time to be HELLA aroused impressed at Milena. Jaskier is already composing an ode to her.

They arrive at Ard Carraigh. Stuck up knights send for the king, who pretends he's a decent person long enough to carry Milena off on a fancy horse. Half an hour later, just as Lambert is moping about losing his new friend, his brothers arrive and go "quick, where's the lady? We have to get out her out of here!"

A very confusing but short explanation-argument later, Eskel and Geralt are chasing after Lambert as he storms the royal palace BY HIMSELF, because like hell will he leave Milena to that monster!

The confrontation is absolutely the most dramatic thing Ard Carraigh has seen in decades, with the witchers storming in just after Milena is crowned but before she can kiss her new husband...

...whom Lambert immediately punches in the face. "HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU KILLED?!? HOW MANY, ASSHOLE? Did you even bother to COUNT THEM?"

Everyone gasps. Eskel and Geralt keep the guards back with drawn swords.

"NO MORE! I *WILL NOT* let you murder Milena for your sick fucking games!"

The king tries to splutter something, but Lambert takes his head off before he can get it out.

And then the sun sets.

And Milena...changes.

Scars from her training with the dragons, greater muscles than any noblewoman should have, and her eyes...

She shrieks - not at the king's death or the witchers' violence, but at her own secret coming out. She's hidden it for so long, and so carefully...she'll never survive this. The Kaedweni court will turn her out, if they don't execute her with her (very briefly) husband -

And then Lambert takes her hand.

"Milena? Are you...okay? Did they hurt you? What happened?"

"I'm CURSED! My sisters and I are cursed - for years now!"

He looks at her. "Y'look fine to me. It suits you."

"Really?"

"I wouldn't lie to you. Never have, never will. And I think you look - good. Really good. The dress is kinda silly - "

Milena giggles. She thought the same thing, when her maids were lacing and buttoning her into the massive thing.

"But YOU are gorgeous. Always have been."

"You still like me? Even..."

"As mutated and scarred up as I am? I'd have to be a fool not to. You're the bravest, strongest, most amazing woman I've ever met."

And she kisses him. She has to, can't hold it back.

(Cue the curse breaking - and leaving her as a witcher.)

Obviously there's cleanup, but Milena IS the queen, and is suddenly betrothed to the man who killed the murderous previous king - so it works out.

And then Villentretenmerth comes back.

[imjustbell]

I love twisted wonderland but man do I hate that rat so...I kinda made an au????

Instead of Disney characters it's DreamWorks inspired characters :D

It's mostly just sketches and they don't have names yet but you can clearly know which movies the characters are inspired from ( that's a lie, they have been twinkfied oh no). I'll develop more in the future for now just have this.

Try to guess which movies they were inspired from, also I would love to see name suggestions

Hint: He got no bitches

Hint: The red fish lady is really pretty 😍

Hint: Horses

Hint: I think it's pretty obvious, but I saw the spoiler that he let toothless go and never had the courage to watch the last movie of this franchise.

Hint: I used to ship him with Elsa, I'm sorry

Hint(?): Why's Shrek kinda...I tried to do him justice but idk

Anyways that's all the house wardens(?) I have in mind, I'll try to develop some lore later, but for now all I'm thinking is that Yuu(Mc aka you) instead of arriving by casket fell into the DreamWorks(inspired) world while fishing, and the headmaster is (inspired from) Poo, kung fu panda.

[starsstuddedsky]

Slice of Love

Haechan x reader

summary: birthday cake and boyfriend material

genre: fluff, non idol au, not really angst but haechan is so dramatic

warnings: swearing, food/dessert, i dont know anything about art, pls lmk if i missed any

wc: 1.8k (who is she???)

a/n: finally wrote something short and sweet :) it's been so long since i've done that lol. this is heavily inspired by 7dream cafe cake-making and my full belief that none of these boys should be unsupervised in the kitchen. thank you to @chocolatemilk139 for being my beta as always <3 (even though you didnt edit anything smh)

It’s not horrendous.

Donghyuck stares at the cake in front of him. The process started well: he made the tester cake last week week that the council (also known as his friends) approved with generous support (“wait, what’s actually kind of good,” from Jeno, “it’s edible,” from Renjun, “the hint of orange really sells it,” from Jaemin, “it’s not burnt so it’s already better than anything I could make,” from Mark, “you didn’t buy this?” from Chenle, and Jisung, who just stared at him with wide eyes). 

No, the problem isn’t the batter. He slaved over it all last night and chose the two cakes that rose most evenly in the oven. Everything but his tears went into making them. 

“Wow,” Renjun says, leaning over the counter. “You fucked up.” 

Donghyuck smacks him, leaving a trail of lavender buttercream on the wool sweater. 

“Hey, that’s going to be a bitch to get out!” Renjun cries. 

“Cry me a river,” Donghyuck says, “which is a good song, but also, you deserve it. It’s not that bad.” 

Renjun raises his eyebrows but Donghyuck raises a spoonful of extra frosting. Renjun backs off. 

Despite his strong defense, Donghyuck fears Renjun may be right. Though the cake stands tall, crumbs mix in with the frosting on the sides. What was supposed to be an artistically plump edging around the base of the cake and around the top corner looks like it exploded out of the piping bag (because it did, popping the cap off several times). In his head, the center would be filled with flowers and hearts and all sorts of pretty shapes in all sorts of pastel colors—but by the time he got to the center, he’d fully given up on piping bags, meaning he had to get creative for the flowers. Instead of flowers, he made blobs of frosting pushed off a spoon. In some spots he accidentally mixed the colors together, a green one shade away from brown, not at all like the field in the pictures on his Pinterest board. 

Jeno appears next, wandering out of his room. He misses Renjun’s warning glare, though Donghyuck doesn’t. He steps right next to Donghyuck, tilting his head. “What is this supposed to be again?” 

“What do you think?” Donghyuck asks evenly. 

Oblivious or uncaring, Jeno pauses to ponder. “A really ugly version of Shrek’s swamp?” 

“Get out.” 

“Get out of ma’ swamp!” Jeno attempts a Scottish accent, authenticity as questionable as the flower field in Donghyuck’s cake. Jeno retreats with Renjun on the couch, dodging Donghyuck’s frosting spoon. It would be a waste of the delicacy on his stupid dri-fit t-shirt, which he wears even when he doesn’t work out. 

“It’ll be fine,” Jaemin says. “It’ll taste good, which is the important part.” He sits at the counter, the only one to offer moral support while Donghyuck decorated. But his attempts at comfort are in vain; Donghyuck doesn’t just want the cake to taste good, he wants it to taste perfect, to look perfect, for all of it to be perfect. It’s the least you deserve. 

Donghyuck ignores the banging on his door, letting one of the guys let Chenle and Jisung in (no one else would threaten to break down a metal door instead of waiting the five seconds it takes to unlock the door). 

“We come bearing food!” Chenle shouts, plastic bag singing in his hand as Jisung follows precariously carrying a stack of pizza boxes. Far more food than needed, but Donghyuck won’t skimp out on you. Chenle tosses his bag full of snacks on the table, crossing the room to see the ‘masterpiece’ Donghyuck spent the past week hyping up. 

“Dude, are you seriously going to give that to YN?” 

“Are you trying to get dumped?” Jisung asks. “Ow!” he cries when Chenle smacks him. 

“Your welcome,” he says, “though he sort of has a point, that looks like literal shit.” 

“Does it really?” Donghyuck pouts. 

Chenle points at one of the browner spots. “You’re telling me that’s not a piece of shit?” 

“They were supposed to be flowers.” 

Jaemin, Renjun, and Jisung manage to cover their laughs as coughs but Chenle and Jeno let out a bark of laughter. 

“Yeah, you’re screwed,” Chenle says, clapping him on his shoulder that sags even lower than his normal bad posture. “You could call Mark and get him to pick up a cake on his way.” 

“He’s bringing YN,” Donghyuck says glumly. “Besides, I already told YN that I would make it myself. I’m not going to be a failure and a liar.” 

“It’s really not that bad,” Jaemin says, ignoring the chorus of dissent from the rest of the guys. “It’ll taste good!” 

Donghyuck shrugs. He can’t explain it, at least not so that they can understand him. He knows perfection is a subjective definition that he’ll never be able to fulfill but he strives for it anyway. If it isn’t perfect then why would he do it at all? Even if it’s his first time attempting this level of artwork, he should at least be able to make something that looks okay, or recognizable. 

And you—you deserve more than a dry store-bought mess and more than a half-assed attempt at love. You’ve only been together for a couple months but he’s determined to prove himself. A birthday was the perfect opportunity, even when you’ve known him for years and spent plenty of birthdays with him. This was his chance to show you the boyfriend material he’s made of, except instead of black velvet or creamy silk, Donghyuck thinks this cake is the work of a neon yellow polyester shirt worth less than $2 at the thrift store. 

“Mark just texted that he just parked,” Jaemin announces. He glances at Donghyuck. “You ready?” 

Donghyuck glances at himself. His hands are covered in frosting that’s dried and crusted, spread up his arms. His Kiss the Chef apron protected his shirt and most of his pants from the damage, but the mess is the least of his concerns. There’s nothing he can do about the disaster (he’s given up calling it anything else) in front of him. Shrek’s Swamp or a toilet bowl, it’s definitely not a flower field and it’s definitely not what you deserve. But it’s all he’s got. 

The final punch hits with a gentle knock at the door. Donghyuck crosses the room to his doom, stepping past his silent friends who bow their heads in respect for the walking dead. He pulls open the door slowly. He sees your shoes first, white sneakers you spent three hours with a Sharpie decorating, full of hearts and stars and unmistakable flowers—daisies and chrysanthemums and lavender, more than he can name. 

You wear your favorite jeans, loose bootcut that tighten at the thighs, hugging you in all the right places. A loose shirt hangs from your shoulders, one of the bands you always play for him with lots of bass and visceral lyrics that romanticize suffering. A family of silver earrings dangle from your ears, and he recognizes each of your favorites, the miniature swords, sparkling star shaped studs, a curly twist of metal that wraps around the higher part of ear. You look perfect. 

Donghyuck has always loved the way you smile, a gentle turn of your lips, like the happiness belongs to only you. You lean forward, pressing a short kiss to his lips, a peck more than anything. Donghyuck stares at you, eyes wide. You gesture to his apron. “Just following the rules.” 

He smiles though it fades as soon as he sees the frosting–no, the evidence of his failures, spread down the black fabric. “Happy birthday,” he says, wishing he could put more heart into it. A tiny frown furrows in your brow but you don’t question him. 

He steps back to let you walk in, trailing behind you as the rest of the guys wish you happy birthday. Mark catches up easily, clapping a hand on his shoulder, whispering, “Jeno sent me a picture.” 

Renjun hugs you, which Donghyuck belatedly realizes he never did. 

“I brought the food,” Chenle announces. “Don’t go thanking anyone else for my efforts.” 

“Our,” Jisung corrects. “You barely even carried anything.” 

“That’s because I had to drive,” Chenle says, waving his hand. “And don’t even get me started on the pizzeria, you better appreciate every molecule because—”

“Thank you, Chenle,” you say. 

���Thank me,” Donghyuck says. “It was my detailed instructions that perfected absolutely everything about today, which reminds me, did Mark behave?” 

You turn back to face him, linking your fingers with his. “Yes, babe, he followed your script. He almost cried because the barista messed up the order and he didn’t want to be annoying but he said you said ‘if anything goes wrong, I’ll kill you,’ and meant it.” 

“And I did,” Donghyuck says. He nods at his best friend for his service. 

“Now.” You squeeze his fingertips. “Where’s this cake you’ve been so excited about.” 

Donghyuck doesn’t try to hide his face. There’s no use delaying the inevitable. He lets go of your hands, leading you to the crime scene to lay the final verdict (the judicial system of his brain is in need of some reformation). 

You reach the counter and freeze. A list of concert dates greets Donghyuck, your back facing him while you study the cake. There’s no name for the opposite of a masterpiece, no artist that wants their worst creation recorded in history. 

He inches closer to you, peeking at your face. He recognizes the expression, the narrowing of your eyes, the way you flatten your lips. He’s been to enough art shows and spent enough time with you studying for art history to know what you analyze art. 

“It’s not Van Gogh or Monet,” he says, “it’s not even that asshole guy who made the Bean.” 

“Mm,” you hum, “no, you’re not any of them.” 

“It’s an ugly cake,” he says, “I know. I tried, I really did, but apparently you actually do need a decade or two of experience to make a decent cake, which is totally unfair, like, I spent more time on it than my research project, and this only looks marginally better than that.” 

“It’s amazing,” you say, “reminiscent of the expressionist era.” 

“Really?” 

“No,” you say, turning to grin at him. “But you made it, so none of that matters. Maybe it doesn’t look like what you thought, but seriously.”  You rest a hand on his arm. “It’s perfect.” 

He meets your eyes, sees sincerity and not an ounce of teasing. No, it wasn’t what he wanted for you, but that doesn’t really matter. Perfection is subjective and to you it’s perfect—why did he ever think it wouldn’t be? 

He grins. “Perfect?” 

You step closer to him, wrapping your arms around his waist and pulling him into a hug, ignoring the frosting that must be smearing across the band member’s faces. 

“Perfect.” 

a/n2: thank you for reading! as always, i appreciate any feedback :)

[faeimis]

still thinking abt the challengers!au.... walk with me guys pls pls pls pls

kinda made lestat look like human shrek... im so sorry sam reid i love u i am just not used to drawing white men :( and also cant color pale skin but im tryinggg.

Tashi and Louis are very similar in the sense that they are beautiful and often mischaracterized in favor of their co-leads. no tashi isnt an evil bitch who ruined artpatricks life. no louis isnt a lying fake victim ... die

I feel like if u look at just the broadest possible interpretation of the charcaters than obviously Lestat = Patrick and Armand = Art. i have more thoughts but idk if you gaf pls talk to me abt it ... i wnna yap

[pinky-the-bunny]

My thoughts/reactions to the underevent 2024 fan game showcases.

Bleeding hearts - WOW! this looks gorgeous! I might check this one out. I really like how the characters look and how beautifully animated they are. I can't wait for this one.

deltarune alternate chapter 3 - it looks like fun! All the new characters designs look official but also really unique. I can't wait to see how they do with toriel in this one.

DeltaFALL - (I thought it was gonna be a 3d game for a second lol.) The new fighting gameplay looks really good and overall the trailer makes it look VERY promising.

Deltamon - deltarune but with pokemon! Sure, why not?

deltarune missing souls - a fan made origin game with dess and asriel? Cool! I really like how the other characters look in this one too. Can't wait to see how this goes.

Deltarune hypothesis - (A lot of deltarune fan games here) A mystery fangame! All i'm going to say is that sans is shrek in this one, so obviously its gonna be a 10/10 game.

Undercards - might be a fun game for people who like card games.

Undertale CALL OF THE VOID Placek's take - this looks very, very interesting...(also GREEN SANS MENTION!!!)

The pre-show undertale green - An undertale game with mostly humans is new.

Undertale build project - Undertale in mincraft! But in all seriousness the amount of detail in this map is crazy!

Dusttale TD - a duststale fangame. I've seen a bit of a review on this one and so far I think it looks good.

Undertale soul's link - An AU where asriel joins frisk in the underground is very interesting. I can't wait for it to come out so I can read it to see how different the story will be.

Undertale plus - What fun choices. I can only imagine how chaotic it will get with the multiplayer gameplay.

Underswap echoed - I was about to say how this one reminded me of ts! Underswap lol

Desktoptale - YES!

Dusttale reimagined - Another dusttale fangame, Looks like flowey is the killer in this one.

Undertale together next soul - more multiplayer!

DEPPER JAR the test experience - OFF!?!? (This looks like a funny game)

Deltaruined - Oh my god...

Undercreator - Oh, this is the big one. The possibilities are endless!

Sonic 3 X deltarune alternate chapter 3 - pretty interesting.

NOSTOPHOBIA under verse animatic - OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

Undertale red and yellow - cute! I love to see the interactions with both clover and chara.

Edezetale - WOW THIS LOOKS SO COOL!!! Definitely seeing this one.

underswap S the reckoning 2 - blue isn't FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE!!!!

The UPPERHAND - erm, what the sigma?

Nightfell - this is like a mashup of every indie rpg all together, I love it!

Undertale kindred spirits - YEAH BABY! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!

Dusttrust - OOOOOOHHH, PRETTY ANIMATION!!! this one seems quite unigue compared to the other dust games!

Insomnia - i...I have no words....THAT GENUINELY GAVE ME CHILLS!!! OHMYGOOOOOO- (MULTIMEDIA!? Bitch is this an ARG!?!?)

WOW! Okay so those are my thoughts on the recent under event. These all seemed pretty cool and i LOVE to see some of these.

[duckapus]

Avatar Wario AU Stuff I Came Up With At Work Today

With Mario being mostly his Game Canon self with a side of Meme like Luigi is, Peach doesn't have any reason to devolve into a one-note raging bitch, and thus is in no position to be declaring Anime a public safety hazard. Instead it's set into motion by Diamond City's mayor, who was at their wit's end dealing with the WarioWare Crew's antics before Wario became the Avatar and got even worse. Objectively speaking a city-wide ban isn't as bad as a kingdom-wide ban, but it does set a concerning precedent, so it's just as vital that WarioWare and the Glitchy Gang fight it.

As I very heavily implied, in this timeline Meggy's the one who experiences Fake Sephiroth 2 Electric Boogaloo and Desti's the one who gets Zucced and turned into a Human/Octoling/Whatever hybrid.

It takes a certain type of person to willingly be around even a normal Wario long-term, let alone this one. Desti turns out to be the right type of person, while the rest of the Octo-Posse decidedly Are Not.

She actually ends up joining WarioWare Inc. after the final tournament since she likes the rest of Wario's friends and the pay's actually pretty good despite...well, you know. She does, however, still go through a similar crisis of "what do I do with my life now?"/Severe Untreated PTSD combo that Meggy did in canon, including the part about trying to go on a vacation. Not sure what she eventually decides, since I don't want to just have her become a sports coach exactly like Meggy did. She is her own person after all.

Since Mario isn't crazy stupid he didn't go through Mario's Home Alone. Instead he just found Melony somewhere and took her home because he thought a melon with a beanie was cool.

Also instead of having the same Headgear as Meggy Melony's base form has a beanie with a design based on her humanoid form's hoodie.

While Melony was Meggy's parody in SMG3's play, she ends up as Desti's anti-cast counterpart because "Melonsti" still gets "dies" during the confrontation backstage. Also Wario and Waluigi get counterparts because they were involved in two of the arcs

Since Zer0 doesn't know who the Avatar is any more than anyone else, once his eye escapes 3's Guardian Pod he has to do some research... which mostly involves bingeing 4's channel to see if it has any clues. Because of this he learns a lot about the Crew, finds out about Meggy's death, and gets a truly twisted idea.

...Yeah Meggy gets brought back to life just so she can be subjected to a heavily modified version of Axol's role in the arc. Worse, because Zer0 needs a living host he goes all Frankenstein-style on her two-years-dead waterlogged corpse and fills in the gaps with some pirate bones he found, what little was left of Francis after he got Zucced and Super Blown Up, and a bit of his own code.

As a result, she's now 50% Human, 40% Inkling, 9% Chameleon, 1% SMG, has a little fragment of Francis's soul inside her own complete one, and is possessed by/fused with an eldritch abomination.

Since he can make use of Meggy and Francis's abilities, as well as a currently limited version of his own, Zer0 doesn't need to lure Wario in by forcing E. Gadd to make a bunch of Shreks and instead just attacks WarioWare Inc. directly. He is severely underestimating Wario and his friends so this still leads to the whole bunker thing.

Melony, Mario, Desti and Axol all manage to get inside "Eldritch Fraggy" during the final rap battle, and with four of them there instead of just one they actually manage to free her.

Once she's out there's more than just the Trauma to deal with. I mean for one thing she's still part lizard and has a piece of her worst enemy living rent-free in the very core of her Self, and that has Significant Effects.

Appearance-wise she's now about as tall as Luigi, she got patches of scales on different parts of her body, including a pair of ridges along wither side of her jawline and a light scattering of tiny ones across her nose where her mask should be that kind of look like green freckles. She also has a long, semi-prehensile tail that's a lot stronger than it looks, and a long sticky tongue like a Yoshi's. And she can turn invisible.

Unfortunately having a bit of Francis in her has affected her personality, though not by very much. She now likes tech and (unfortunately) anime, though the latter is just a general appreciation rather that the full-on horrifying obsession Francis had, and she's picked up a couple of his mannerisms (the first time she realizes that she's called some cool gadget "High-Technicaaal" she nearly has an aneurism)

She's also picked up his poor eyesight, and she's in denial about needing glasses for a while.

Still decides to become a professional coach at least, because she's still mostly Meggy.

Moves in with the Mario Bros after everything blows over since she does need a place to stay, at least until she's no longer Legally Dead.

[midnight--sadness]

(🦇🩷‼️)

Gihun is both Jessica AND Roger because a baddie that’s funny and knows it is a truly dangerous one. and for my amusement. Hyunju really is the luckiest wife to exist bc how do you manage to bag Gihun and be so full of rizz and insane beauty herself

(genderfluid Gihun….ponder this one chat)

Saebyeok time >:3 she and Ray have encountered each other sneaking inside the vents a few times but they’re both chill about it. she befriends Gihun too and as such starts getting roped into the chaos. her and Ali are just rolling w/ the punches, both better adjusted than Sangwoo. if anything were to happen to Gihun she would Kill for him. murder as a love language is a prominent theme of this au btw

to love another so fiercely you would take a life to protect them. Ray and Gihun have had periods of estrangement from time to time but if one calls the other for help hiding a body. that’s the twins business and no one else’s

Also that one scene from Shrek 2 w/ Snow White singing and using her animal friends to attack the castle guards???? Gihun

omg genderfluid gihun yes!!! 😩🙏

you are so right abt him being both jessica and roger rabbit!!! and our hyunju is so beautiful and kind, she had to find a spouse as beautiful and kind as her 🫶

saebyeok and ray bonding over having resting bitch face and wanting to protect gihun from everything and everyone... and ali is just happy to be there!!! sangwoo is wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to befriend gihun when he was younger lmao

also, yes to the snow white scene!! ray is so puss in boots coded, dont ask me how 😌

[thelucidityofdeath]

welcome. . .

“ YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT SO BIG! ”

my name is lucid. i’m a fanfiction writer, general writer, poetry writer, and other various things. here, i will be posting fanfiction and other oc content. 

I. things i WILL NOT write:

cnc/rape/sa

fanfiction of real people

ddlg/age play

pet play

pedophilia/necrophilia/zoophilia

incest/self-cest

fanfiction or smut involving minors. no i will not be aging anybody up or down.

omegaverse

mpreg

piss/blood/scat kink

knife play

teacher x student aus

yandere aus

high school aus (aside from teacher x teacher)

cheating/infidelity

dubious consent/dubcon

anything that would be labeled as “dead dove” shit

stories that are more than one part (this stuff will go on ao3 or some other platform!)

II. things i WILL write:

fluff

smut/lemon/lime

angst 

self-harm/eating disorder comfort stories

bdsm (to some degree)

vanilla sex

threesomes/foursomes/orgies

headcanons and one-shots

overstimulation

bondage

cream pies/squirting

breeding kink

mommy/daddy kink

polyamorous relationships

lesbian/gay sex

ships between characters that are LEGAL and NON-PROBLEMATIC

oc x character

platonic fanfiction

satirical/joke fanfiction

III. fandoms/characters i WILL NOT write for (the ones with * beside them are ones i will write platonic only fanfic for!):

dsmp. this includes the characters.

killing stalking

irl serial killers (i cannot believe i have to say this)

stranger things

the twilight saga

yarichin bitch club

danganronpa

ouran high school host club

the mandela catalogue *

the children in south park *

the students in harry potter *

pokémon

amanda the adventurer

puss in boots/shrek *

the karate kid *

the outsiders *

mean girls *

doki doki literature club *

five nights are freddy’s *

IV. fandoms/characters i WILL write for:

the lorax (primarily the onceler)

genshin impact (likely nobody from fontaine!! i haven’t played it yet)

south park adults

ghost (the band. only the papas/sister imperator for now because i’m not too familiar with all the ghouls yet!)

edward scissorhands

cobra kai 

jojo’s bizarre adventure

breaking bad (not better call saul yet because i haven’t watched it but i will update this in the future when i do watch it!)

9-1-1

bojack horseman (except for bojack and mr. peanutbutter)

inanimate insanity

battle for dream island/bfb

the umbrella academy (except for allison and five as i don’t feel comfortable writing for them!)

cookie run kingdom

the markiplier cinematic universe

jujutsu kaisen

if i think of any other things, i will update this! sorry that it’s long!

[kindheart525]

Auraverse Soundtrack: Characters (Part 2)

Triple Threat

“Good Morning Baltimore” from “Hairspray”

“I Love Play Rehearsal” from ”Be More Chill”

“What’s Gonna Happen” from “Tootsie”

“There’s a Fine, Fine Line” from “Avenue Q” (Sarah Stiles’ version)

"Oh Ana" by Mother Mother

”Orange Juice” by Melanie Martinez

"Prom Queen" by Beach Bunny

”Scars To Your Beautiful“ by Alessia Cara

“We Are Who We Are” by Little Mix

"Who Says" by Selena Gomez

"Little Me" by Little Mix

”Fuckin’ Perfect” by P!nk

Seaweed Swirl

”Scream” from ”High School Musical 3: Senior Year”

Pacific Rose

"Lean on Me" by Bill Withers

”Lay It All On Me” by Rudimental ft. Ed Sheeran

“Never Gonna Let You Down” by Colbie Caillat

"Step On Me" by The Cardigans

"Doombop!" by The Toxhards

Rainier

"Life is Beautiful" by Tim McMorris

”I Make My Own Sunshine” by Steven Tyler

Red Delicious

“I’m Just Ken” from “Barbie”

"Waiting in the Wings" from “Tangled: The Series”

”Son of Man” from “Tarzan”

"Roar" by Katy Perry

”Zero to Hero” from “Hercules”

”Hall of Fame” by The Script

Southern Belle

”Fabulous” from ”High School Musical 2”

“Primadonna” by MARINA

”Material Girl” by Madonna

"I Want It Now!" from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

"When Veruca Says" from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" (The Musical)

Red Cedar

"Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee" from "Grease"

Blue Velvet

"The Record Player Song" by Daisy the Great

"Put Your Records On" by Corinne Bailey Rae

”Human Nature” by Madonna

”Man’s World” by MARINA

”Sharada” by Skye Sweetnam

Violet Petal

"Panic Room" by Au/Ra

Tea Cake

"Hair" by Lady Gaga

"I'm A Princess" by Bill Wurtz

"Wind in My Hair" from “Tangled: Before Ever After”

"When Will My Life Begin?" from "Tangled"

Brazen Plumage

"Hook" by Blues Traveler

Trailblazer

“I Am Not A Robot” by MARINA

"Soft Bitch" by Rio Romeo

"Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy" by Fall Out Boy

Stockholm

"Can't Blame a Girl for Trying" by Sabrina Carpenter

"Morning Person" from "Shrek the Musical"

“Belle“ from "Beauty and the Beast"

”Pocketful Of Poetry” by Mindy Gledhill

Bumblebee

"Who I'd Be" from "Shrek the Musical"

“Go the Distance” from “Hercules”

Milkweed

”Innocence” by Avril Lavigne

Blueberry Sticks

"Rockstar" by Nickelback

“When I Grow Up“ by the Pussycat Dolls

"Are You Satisfied?" by MARINA

”Numb” by MARINA

”Like Janis” by Rodriguez

”Famous” by Big Time Rush

"Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)" from “Steven Universe”

”Ruler of Everything” by Tally Hall

"Paint The Town Red" by Doja Cat (Rain Paris cover)

"Gone" by Jack Johnson (or the Black Eyed Peas)

”P.U.N.K. Girl” by Heavenly

"My Prerogative" by Britney Spears

Minted Glacier

"dear insecurity" by gnash ft. ben abraham

"Doubt" by Twenty One Pilots

Yngvlid

"Never Gonna Not Dance Again" by P!nk

Rosewater

"Cry Baby" by Melanie Martinez

Marmalade Meringue

"She Had The World” by Panic! At The Disco

???

”Cleopatra” by The Lumineers

NextNextGens

Cupid

"Waiting On A Miracle" from "Encanto"

[felikatze]

Re: awakening shrek au. Chrom kisses Robin and they turn into a fuck off huge dragon? I’m invested if so

was spitballing with theotherseapancakes and cannibal-lesbian and it has turned into "manakete chrom and lissa" with other notable features such as

gangrel as farquaad (specifically trying to get married to make fun of aversa for getting no bitches)

owain as puss in boots (he's still a time traveler, everything just got solved by accident and now he has nothing to do)

grima as the fairy godmother

lucina as the gingerbread man (many questions to be had here)

lissa as donkey

nowi as dragon

obviously there's a lot of loose ends but it all just started when i said "grima would sing i need a hero from shrek 2".

i'm rotating the worldbuilding for this at the moment. chrom and lissa live in the swamp because Naga's Blood Shenanigans turned them into dragons so they disappeared from ylisse as to not cause trouble for Emmeryn, who would no doubt catch flack if her siblings were suddenly half dragon things. (Lissa is a fe6 divine dragon. She is a chocobo.) Chrom's main drive would then be not to get everyone out of his swamp, but to do so in order to stop his location (and continued existence) from getting leaked to emmeryn.

there are two options for owain, considering the nowi/lissa dynamic

he is a perfectly human boy (half human on his mom's side, half human on his mama's side)

he is also a manakete but appears human because there's been no perfect dramatic moment to whip out the dragonstone yet

it's also very important to me that chrom has feathers in this. he does.

tldr shrek: oops, all manaketes! edition

[tacticalvalor]

«────── « HEADCANON » ──────»

TAGGED BY: @vendettavalor TAGGING: you!! if you read this, feel free to steal this and tag me in it <3

STATISTICAL CHARACTER PERSONALITY QUIZ || LAVERNE ALBA

Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones): 89%

Allison Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy): 89%

Jules (Superbad): 88%

Donna Paulsen (Suits): 88%

Rebecca Welton (Ted Lasso): 88%

Joan Holloway (Mad Men): 87%

Jordan Baker (The Great Gatsby): 87%

Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries): 87%

Cece Parekh (New Girl): 87%

Satine (Moulin Rouge!): 87%

I only know Jordan Baker and I know for a FACT I have dislcosed (at least in DMs) that I do take inspiration from the way he lives his lifestyle into my portrayal of Laverne so. Accurate enough!

Other than that, though, I literally know none of these characters. So here's some matches I do know:

Sloane Peterson (Ferris Bueller's Day Off): 87%

Anita (West Side Story): 86%

Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean): 85%

Rose DeWitt Bukater (Titanic): 85%

Mel Medarda (Arcane): 84%

Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic): 83%

Jasmine (Aladdin): 83%

Princess Leia (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope): 82%

Princess Fiona (Shrek): 82%

Dr. Robert Chase (House, M.D.): 81%

Which are still pretty accurate, honestly. Laverne is a strong character who just has to find the balance between the two "lives" she lives. I've mentioned it before, especially when considering a Cyberpunk!AU for her, but to take from that previous post:

Even in her canon verse (GTA), she’s this stone-cold corporate executive who takes on the dirty work herself. She doesn’t rely on many people. If anybody ever brings it up, she brushes it off at first, like “I make sure the job is done right. Plus, it’s just part of what I do.” But really, it boils down to feeling the need to be in control to make up for consistent feelings of inadequacy in her developmental years and the loss of one of the few people to validate her.

And that bit holds true to every verse she's in.

The "cold bitch" persona is really a survival tactic for her. She's a socialite at heart, don't get me wrong, but she would go about it so much differently if she didn't have as much weight on her between being a woman in the corporate world and being a somebody in the criminal underground.

[sonicysuchillydog]

hey baby can you do me a favor and write a grey met shrek au with some genshin bitches?? i just watched this movie and i'm fucking OBSESSED and i think it would really work with some of the characters!!! i'm requesting yoimiya, amber, xiao, zhongli, the golden wolflord nameless king of the rift, and alice!! <3333333333333333

This shit is old af but you know what. I feel like finally replying to this anon. Fester your eyes with some dialogue-fic (because I say so):

Zhongli: I'm not allowed to see my son Xiao, I miss him so much everyday

Alice: we have so much in common, they also won't allow me to see my little daughter.

Zhongli: What happened?

Alice: They accused me of murder after my puppy The Golden Wolflord Nameless king of the rift, in short TGWNKOTR shredded the nearby village to pieces

Zhongli: that's rough :(

Alice: But you know what always cheers me up?

Zhongli: What

Alice: some beautiful fireworks :)

Zhongli: :)

Zhongli and Alice proceeded to steal some fireworks from yoimiya who was testing them outside.

The end.

I couldn't include Amber because I didn't feel like it fuck you anon 🖕

And have a lovely day!!! 😄😇😚🥰🥰😆💗💖💞🩷💜🩵🩵💫💥✌️🫶

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

LMK PIRATE AU?????????? TALK TO ME MAN

Favorite colors: cyan/sea-blue, gold (but specifically the sunlight color <3)

Currently reading: sadly, nothing! i don't read much, though i should

Last song: "The Maiden and the Selkie" by Heather Dale. (PEOPLE. LISTEN TO IT. IT'S A GOOD FUCKING SONG 🔫)

Last series: well rewatched some clips of Princess Tutu, ALTHOUGH I want to watch OFMD S2 and my sister should watch Infinity Train w/ me. @yurious-george >:P

Last Movie: Shrek. always worth a rewatch, although we wanna do Megamind next i think

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: normally sweet, the other two depend on my mood lmao

Currently working on: Norse mythology research for Genshin Khaenri'ah stuff, maybe bringing back TLT royalty au, and rn doing makeup despite knowing shit about it 👍

@tim-the-rat @kittykat5e @fushigojos GET TAGGED BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

answer the following questions and tag nine people you'd like to get to know better

tagged by @natscatorrcio i love youuu

favorite color: purple

currently reading: salt slow by julia armfield

last song: sanity (demo) by paramore

last series: the fall of the house of usher!!! and it's the next one on the list too!!

last movie: bottoms for the 6th time hgjsfdhgj before that it was totally killer! love both

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet sweet sweet

currently working on: enjoying my weekend!! but also i guess i do have one fic i still hope i can write

tagging: @dufrau @reesesfastbreak @femmeetart and anyone else that wants to do this!!

[brandstifter-sys]

Chapters: 22/22

Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders/Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders/Morality | Patton Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders & Morality | Patton Sanders

Characters: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Morality | Patton Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders, Sleep | Remy Sanders, Logic | Logan Sanders, Thomas Sanders Shorts Anxiety Character | Andy Sanders, The zodiac characters from Thomas Sanders Shorts, Thomas Sanders Shorts Prince Character | Pryce Sanders

Additional Tags: Villain Logic | Logan Sanders, But not exactly, Fae & Fairies, Púca | Pooka, Falling In Love, Innuendo, Body Horror, Shapeshifting, Miscommunication, Fae Magic, Fae Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Fae Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Fae Sleep | Remy Sanders, Dragon Deceit | Janus Sanders, Nonbinary Deceit | Janus Sanders, Pony Morality | Patton Sanders, Púca Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Púca Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Inspired by Shrek (Movies), Religious Imagery & Symbolism

Virgil is used to being lonely, an outcast, even among the fae. It’s only when his home is threatened that he is forced to confront his solitary lifestyle and question it. With a new friend (Patton the pony) by his side, Virgil has to rescue a prince and bring him to his wedding to protect his home. If only Prince Remus didn’t get under his skin in all the best ways

For @ts-storytime‘s 2022 Big Bang! This was so much fun to write

[o-wyrmlight]

So shrek witb the happy ever after potion?

More like 'Prince Charming but Actually Charming because he's Actually Shrek'.