#sigh... doomed yaoi

[jackid13]

I drew it

(i haven't decided a design for John yet, so you get floating eyes)

Speech bubbles transcript

1st pic

John: Arthur, he's leaning in and... Oh my god! Arthur, he's kissing you! What the hell?! Arthur! Do something!

2nd pic

John: Arthur! Listen to me! Stop this at once! Oh my god, I can't fucking believe you, you miserable-

Arthur: Shut up.

John gasps: Shut up?! Why you little-

3rd pic

Oscar: uh? W-what? Is this... Do you not...? I don't...

Arthur: Ah! No! I didn't mean... fuck...

John: That's right. Eath shit Arthur.

[tenoart]

Sorry followers your getting gay cookies for a sec we'll get back to Greek myth in a bit

Does anyone else even ship this????

[dunktape]

hoping i wont hate this tomorrow

[half-a-life-left]

and now, to the surprise of absolutely no one,

[dread-full]

[yaoireview]

SPAMTENNA REVIEW (CLEAR DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 SPOILERS)

No one asked me for this one. This ones for me.

Yaknow I think its beautiful, we all DROPPED THE ZERO and got with the hero... I'm just trying to warn you all.. Tony will soon brainwash us all to the point where we ask:

"Who's Jevil? I only know Pluey."

Some may be skeptical, "How would they be gay...?" Well I'm glad you asked.. I have NO DOUBT in my mind thats im wrong. (Until another chapter releases and we have to fight one of spamton's exes as if we were scott pilgrim)

I'm gonna list some evidence of these two characters being gay, If thats okay with everyone.

EVIDENCE 1: I'm just gonna say it. The divorce was Spamton's fault.

Going into Chapter 3 is like helping your friend through couples therapy, and after you show up and listen in on their session, you realize that your friend was definitely the problem.

WE (yes, we.) ALL thought that tenna was gonna be irredeemable. The way that spamton talked this guy up made us feel like tenna is someone who kicks puppies on weekends and uses money from their job to donate to organizations that are trying to bring back public hangings.

Then we meet the guy and he just has abandonment issues, yeah SURE he fought two kids but WHO hasn't?? (I surely have!)

In Tenna's battle, if you have one of spamton's equips on, the check dialogue will say this

Spamton wants him DEAD. The kids weren't enough for him he wants to take his life too!

In the scene where Tenna and Spamton interact, spamton says

As someone pointed out, this is REALLY messed up since the entire chapter, Tenna is scared of being thrown out and spamton's just here casually bringing that up

Its like the equivalent of your ex saying "Hey Aquaman how's it hanging! Wanna get back together?" when you told them while you were together that you're deeply afraid of the ocean because both your parents died in a shipwreck with you as the sole survivor of your family

His greed sickens me.. thats all I'm saying..

Don't act like you cared about the kids you sick fuck...

EVIDENCE 2: THE SIMILARITIES

They just have a lot in common in a nutshell. Tenna and Spamton have so many similarities in dialogue its insane...

Theres a lot of things in Chapter 3 to insinuate that they were once business partners, like how the Z room (which you could only get if you REALLY SUCK) was most likely a room for spamton, and about how the glitched out posters were almost definitely of spamton and tenna together making out sloppy style

Another thing that I've seen people point out is that the poster nearby Spamton's dumpster probably had Tenna in it also, but Spamton only ripped the queen part down that blocked him in a drunken rage, probably because he didn't want to see tenna's part

The main biggest similarity that you most likely noticed during your playthrough was the usage of "HEY EVERY !" in a good chunk of songs in deltarune chapter 3. You wanna know who ELSE shares leitmotifs like that..? Toriel and Asgore.

Atleast they have shared custody over one thing..

EVIDENCE 3: THE DIVORCE

We don't know much what went down exactly between them but we do know that they ended off rough.

In the secret boss (or mantle side thing your choice) quest, a digital version of tenna will start talking about spamton

After the phone call, spamton's face became pale, DASHED out of the room, and it seems like Tenna didn't see him after that (not including the divorce court)

Theres two options what could've happened, the likely one was

Gaster just called him: Maybe to just take control again, or to tell him to knock it off with the gay stuff. Maybe gaster's homophobic who knows!

Spamton did this little thing called acting: His ego couldn't handle telling Tenna how to be a big shot, and so he ran away when it was his turn to do his end of the bargain (This probably isnt the case)

Tenna helped Spamton all he could (from what we know) and spamton DINED AND DASHED when it was his turn to help Tenna, when he most likely didn't have any control over himself

I dunno if he could blame gaster when he told Tenna to invest into cryptocurrency though thats a LITTLE bit up in the air

FINAL THOUGHTS:

I dunno about you but thats toxic yaoi if I ever saw it...

YAOI: 8.5/10

TOXIC YAOI: 10/10

[susanoois]

I'm doomed by BATLANTERN.

I don't know how it happened they are one thing swear, I came to stay. I'm not afraid, the ring chose me!!!!

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i have absolutely no fucking excuse for how much effort i put into this.

[juneification]

[jellyfish-grave]

I thought Tumblr might like this one

[minecraft-sex-mod]

doomed yuri is like yes...YES! doomed yuri!! aha i love yuri! all fun and games haha! and then here comes the fucking doom

[vreskah]

Curse you jayvik

I hate gay people

[cappiecarp]

shiguang for secret santa things in lc server

[cosmicourple]

Your reincarnated elderich horror Odysseus gave me a spark of an idea based on that au, but it’s kinda silly so I apologise in advanced for this.

Long ago before Hera, Zeus had a lover, a minor but powerful god of potential that challenged Zeus and was constantly at odds with him. However, that rivalry later turned them into lovers, with the small god being the few who can openly criticise Zeus and get away with it, though sometimes they suffered from a few… steamy punishments courtesy of Zeus.

However, that all changed when one day, a remnant of the Titans’ army killed them and cursed the god to reincarnate, always being able to reach their fullest potential but at the cost of tremendous suffering. And if they were to remember their past through talks about them or falling in love with Zeus, they would die painfully after a day. Zeus tried and tried to save his lover but no matter what, he’s forced to watch them suffer over and over until he’s unable to take anymore of the pain and gave up, making sure no one mentions their lover again before he eventually married Hera. Only the eldest of the pantheon knows of the god of potential’s existence and connection to Zeus.

Later on, during the Trojan war, as Zeus ordered Odysseus to kill the baby, he realised that this was his lover reincarnated. Even after trying to give up on his lover, he can’t bear the thought of making him suffer by him, the few times he did to other reincarnations are sins he can never forgive himself for. So, he lets Odysseus keep the baby after Ody found a loophole in the prophecy, and a minor part of Zeus’s heart squeezed painfully upon seeing that he still has their wit.

And Zeus, he can’t look away. He knows what will happen, he knows that Odysseus is going to suffer but despite Zeus wanting to pull away once more, the guilt that had built up over the years made him stay and watch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

omg YES THIS LOOKS LIKE SUCH A FUN TAKE ON MY THOUGHTS 🤩🤩🤩 HEHESZDDSAAAAFVV

ooooo The God Odysseus Used to Be being a mysterious yet powerful Deity that was in cahoots w/ Zeus while also being his rival is SOO— *squeaking noises*

Auggggggggg the Tradgey is rooted far, far Deeper in Ody’s’ Blood than he would of liked it ta’ be oof 😔

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS— NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY😭😭😭 ZEUS BEING FORCED TO ONLY LOOK NOT TOUCH AS ODYSSEUS DOOMS HIMSELF TO SUFFER YET AGAIN IS JUST—- AGFBFGGGGFFFFFFVFASAFFF

YES. JUST YES.

eats this ask like soup made of guts n blood >:)

[lonelychristiana]

DONE!! I hated doing the waves things and I kinda hate this too 💔💔

Credits to @/marc633679 for the Chibis :)

[felix-krain]

I'm in shambles!