#silly cute and sexy

[onathinker]

carve your name into my bedpost

“Anything you like in particular?” Suddenly quiet, Ona shrugged with her bottom lip caught between her teeth. Lucy realized it would take some coaxing and gave her an easy grin, smoothing over the skin of her abdomen tenderly. “Where do you like to be kissed?” or; one lazy afternoon, lucy and ona have a chat

rating: mature word count: 1.3k tags: foreplay, dirty talk, implied/referenced sex, communication is sexy

read on ao3 (chapter 2)

[dr-spectre]

*sniffle...* She's so cute...

We gotta protect her... we cannot let her turn evil in the next game PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!!!! DON'T GO FOR THE HAT TRICK NINTENDO!! DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE!!!!

[briefkittenearthquake]

The way I would let this man break my back like a glow stick

[sleepyygirl-things]

just up doin silly girl things lmao

[harvesterofmusic]

some Klars moments 😍❤️‍🔥

me when I realized that they actually kissed (and died inside 🫠🫠🫠🫠)

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

Can we please stop the alpha male-ification of Harvey because he’s not some strong and buff manly man, he’s a dorky uncooked chicken who can’t swim please understand this

[lifethroughfingertips]

[sciderman]

Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.

1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)

2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.

3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)

4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.

5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!

6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.

I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.

you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast

you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)

[gothsuguru]

need to rewatch mdzs i’m thinking HEAVILY about wei wuxian rn……….

[dr-spectre]

CALLIE!!! CHILL LMAO!!! She still has that chip on her shoulder I see. Been dissing her cousin for over 9 years now.

You wanna do.... what now?

Callie Cuttlefish.... ehehehehehehe

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back for the upteenth time...because...I fucking love it. That's why.

Vincent Price as Dr. Frankenstein - Danny Kaye Show (1965)

[mykindofpurty]

Which silly rabbit do you like? Bella Lynn

[inchidentally]

love how we’ve all noticed this change in him and his confidence over the past year and especially since the new contract <3

[harvesterofmusic]

just a random pic dump cause I know you need it 💥✨❤️

[allmyandroids]

[sciderman]

kids these days... they don't know... they don't know wade wilson was an anime boy...

also this clip is not in the above video but (obligatory)

personally, i love him (i am in love with him)

my beloved dearest spider-man fanboy silly silly whomst i love so much