#smallestkyle

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"One Day More but it's Hot To Go, or, The Rise and Fall of a Misérable Princess"

by kyle oh gee (smallestkyle on TikTok)

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Tumblr University's Fundraiser Highlight of the Week

In an effort to support Palestine in their time of need, Tumblr University pledges to use it's reach to highlight charities and GoFundMe's to provide aid to the people of Palestine. We have two GoFundMe's to highlight today:

Iyass and Nada are trying to evacuate their family of eight out of Gaza. Due to denial of clean water, food, and accommodations their family is suffering from malnourishment and illness.

They’ve reached 44.9k/70k goal. Any amount helps and small donations add up.

Donate to Save my children :Help us Escape from Gaza, organized by Ahmed Albreem

I am Iyass, 38 years old, the father of three small children, we live togethe… Ahmed Albreem needs your support for Save my children :Help u

GOFUNDME.COM

Nour Ashi is trying to evacuate her family of five from Gaza, they have been dealing with two days of bombardment and unsanitary living conditions. As of posting this letter they are only 500 dollars away from their goal. Any amount helps and this family is so close to being able to evacuate to safety. 24.5/25k of goal.

Donate to Evacuation for my family in Gaza, organized by Abdallah Alashi

Ich bin Abdallah Mohammed Alashi aus Gaza, Palästina. Meine Familie kämpft derzeit se… Abdallah Alashi needs your support for Evacuation for

GOFUNDME.COM

Any amount helps, small donations add up. If you cannot donate, please reblog to increase the reach of this post and help these two families.

Bonus: If you're a fan of the smallestkyle they will do the feels dance to any audio you request if you send proof of donation.

[deathscastleofficielle]

Bengt: Iron Maiden, darling! It’s me, Bengt. How's my favorite- Iron Maiden: Cut to the point and do not waste my time, Bengt. Bengt: Straight to business. I overheard your soldiers talk about you behind your back. Iron Maiden: No! Bengt: Something about… Lig ma? Iron Maiden: Lig… what-? Bengt: I can't remember if it was Red or Gonzales or Sammy- who cares. Iron Maiden: You know their names! What is lig ma? Bengt: Oh. You don't know what lig ma is? Iron Maiden: No, so enlighten me. Bengt: LIGMA BALLS! Iron Maiden: OH YOU DISGUSTING WRETCHED MAN-THING! We should have put you down years ago! Bengt: Oh get stuck in a doorway oversized bitch.

Iron Maiden: KING BARREL-!

[agayprince]

Oh, you're gonna love this one!-

Credit To: smallestkyle on TikTok!

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[Video description: a tiktok by @smallestkyle acting out several characters, all speaking in a whisper.

Emmett: "Bella, what if, hypothetically?"

[Bella rising as if Emmett woke her up]

Emmett: "--I failed my exams tomorrow?"

Bella: "What? No."

Emmett: "So that way I could flunk the grade, and be in the same grade as you and Alice and Edward."

Bella [simultaneously]: "No, Emmett, that--that's a terrible idea."

Emmett: "Why is that a terrible idea?"

Bella: "Esme would literally kill you."

Emmett: "Oh."

Angela: "What? Your mom is so nice!"

Emmett [scratching the side of his face]: "You haven't seen her when she's angry." [Looking up suddenly] "Oh shit!"

Esme [peeking from around a doorframe]: "If you even think about failing a grade, I'm sending you to Alaska to live with your cousins."

Emmett: "Noooo!"

Jessica: "Emmett. Go to sleep. We let you stay 'cause we thought you were cool."

Emmett: "But I can't go to sleep!"

Jessica: "What do you mean you can't go to sleep?"

Emmett: "Uh...."

Bella: "..."

Emmett: "I have a condition."

Bella: [blinks and rolls her eyes, looking back and forth from Emmett to Jessica]

Jessica: "What do you mean you have a condition?"

Angela: "Is this a vampire thing?"

Alice: [stops pretending to sleep and whirls around in shock] "Wait, what?!"

Angela: [looking around at everyone in turn] "Was I... not... supposed to s--?"

Bella: [gesturing with her thumb] "You know that they're vampires?!"

Angela: [still looking around] "Yeah, I figured it out. I just thought we weren't saying anything 'cause it was... impolite..."

Jessica: [appalled] "You're vampires?!"

Bella: [holds her hand over her mouth]

Jessica: "Bella, did you know?"

Bella: [lowers her hand from her mouth just long enough to say "Yes," then moves it back up]

Jessica: [pointing to her chest] "Why didn't you tell me, I'm your best friend!"

Bella: [offscreen] "Alice is my best friend."

Jessica: [looks away and considers this, then looks back] "I'm your best human friend!"

Bella: "Angela's my best human friend."

Jessica: "I'm your frieeeend!" End description.]

Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂

Credit to this user they are hilarious 😂

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not sure if you like pop music but there's this new song trending right now and there's a line that says 'heartbreak is one thing my ego is another i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker' and i can't stop thinking that maria would say that to jasper in some universe when they were together

lmfaoooo someone sent me a smallestkyle one (I think thats their handle?) that was alice saying that to jasper during history class or some shit. it made me lol

but I do love pop music!!! unfortunately I think sabrina carpenter has such dark energy that I cannot trust her music but that little hook is very catchy and fun

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It’s really important to me that people know about Tik Tok user @smallestkyle ‘s rendition of exactly this

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

[imwiththevampires]

smallestkyle has the best twilight content on tiktok.

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About to take a page out of my good friend Jonathan’s book and take the next boat to Transylvania to look for a vampire s/o

[hyacjnthus]

Nico: If I was Achilles, I simply would not have worn flip-flops into battle. How would they even snipe my heel if I’m wearing Light-Up Skechers? Check and mate, Trojans! I’m just built different!

[vibrantvenus]

Hey hold on, hold the fuck up. How did rosalie react to Jacob imprinting on ravioli?

[toxic-lucky]

Elvaid: Being out in the dead of night reminds me of when we used to sneak out as kids, does it remind you of anything?

Olivia: Did you say 'dead' of night?

Elvaid: Yes wh-

Olivia: It reminds me of dad.

Elvaid: Olivia!

Olivia: Especially the dead part-

Elvaid, trying not to laugh: Olivia!!!