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Ultimate Jinmin Fic Recommendation pt 2

Neighbors/Roommates

efflorescent by minchimcheree

summary: Jimin gets an unexpected new neighbor.

silent speaking words by bucephalas

summary: Kim Seokjin lives alone. Worse still, he feels alone. There's nothing to be done for it. Until one day he finds a cat on his fire escape and meets Park Jimin - a man with the softest of voices and smiles and a laugh like bells.

recipe for success by prosperousends

summary: Jimin runs a potion shop; Seokjin runs a stand selling potion ingredients right across the street. Despite Jimin's best efforts, they find common ground.

Nevermind by eternal_octopus

summary: Wherein the most beautiful man Jimin's ever seen moves in next door, but it's too good to be true when he also turns out to be the lead singer of a rock band that practices at all hours of the night.

You Gave Me A Key (And Called It Home) by caecoethic

summary: The apartment isn't much, not really, and Seokjin thinks there could be better decor in the place; but it's all his. In time, he thinks it could be a home. (and then he gets a roommate.)

dis-ease by gardenjins

summary: roommate park jimin: I’m stopping at the supermarket after work today. anything you need?

me: medicine :(

roommate park jimin: that’s. really vague hyung. what kind of medicine?

the light will wait for us by moonbabie

summary: jimin is studying to be a fortune-teller, born to generations of fortune-tellers and mudangs before him, in an apartment building he's spent all his life in. seokjin is a new tenant, untethered and opaque. why is he so familiar?

press home to unlock by jnkkgay

summary: seokjin would very much like to know if it is normal for your roommate to suddenly set the backgrounds of all their electronic devices to photos of you.

Sports

ain't no mountain high enough by smashthatlikebutton

summary: Jimin looks over at the man with the nice lips and hips and broad expanse of back, standing at the bar without a care in the world. Snowboarding suits him, he thinks. “Cool, I’m going to seduce him.”

“You can’t just seduce Kim Seokjin, Hyung, he has a Wikipedia page!”

Under the Moon by idyllic_hummingbird

summary: They were the top two figure skaters in the nation. Heated rivals on the ice, but no one knew about what went on behind closed doors. Five years passed after Jin's retirement before Jimin heard from him again, inviting him to the beach where he now lived.

Kill V. Maim by newbensolo (orphan_account)

summary: Kim Seokjin is the star of the ring where Jimin used to shine.

Co-workers/Rivals

Paper Planes Through the Skyscraper's Window by Onion_Path

summary: When Kim Seokjin first stepped into the streets of Manhattan with his luggage full of hopes and dreams of building planes and watching them take off above the sky, he wasn’t expecting the said planes to be made of paper out of all things. Neither did he expect them to find a place to land in the apartment across the street; yet here he is now, trying to confess his feelings for his co-worker through weather forecasts and wind speed calculations.

Past the Perfect Pictures by seoulsunset

summary: While they both had the perfect chemistry in front of the flashing cameras, the fact remains that Jimin hated Seokjin, and Seokjin hated Jimin. The competition is tough and the hate game is really strong… or is it really just hate?

Because the last time they checked, you don’t get on your knees for the person you hate.

sweet hot jackpot (winning the office pool) by stickyrum

summary: Jimin commits the most heinous of office crimes against his department manager aka the man of his dreams, and his journey to redemption.

blank by formerlyunknownas

summary: The one where Jimin had too many tequila shots, blacked out, and ultimately slept with his boss (maybe literally, maybe not).

Unnecessary, not stupid. by newgs

summary: Kim Seokjin has been the best. Best chef, best looking, best employee.

Until.

Until Park Jimin, the new owner of the hotel, decides that Kim Seokjin isn't good enough.

Selfish Harmony by tiny_joon

summary: Jimin sighs. He’s not sure how to explain it without it sounding super weird. He dives in anyway, “Okay, so. Hyung and I are in a little bit of a competition to see who can pick up the most passengers at the bar on nights he works. He’s in the lead, obviously, but I’m not that far behind!”

“You are?”

“Well, he doesn’t know.”

you're such a star by kinskins

summary: If asked Seokjin, among of all the annoying things the cruel adult world can throw at you, is one wonderful Park Jimin, who makes the cruel adult world a bit better place to be.

we don't have to say it out loud by capucapu

summary: Seokjin is terribly chaotic, Jimin might be just a bit petty, and everyone else is just struggling to survive another workweek in this capitalist hellscape.

Kim Seokjin from Payroll by tender_tenderly

summary: “…Drama?” he asks. Seokjin only nods, resolute. “How would we cause drama?”

“It’s simple!” Seokjin says, taking Jimin’s hands and pulling him to his feet. He spins him around before tugging him in close until they’re eye-to-eye, chest to chest. Jimin feels his face heating up as Seokjin brushes his hand against the side of his face.

“Gorgeous, excessive, disgusting PDA."

Fluff/Humor

tell me about the seagulls, sam by ebenroot

summary: Park Jimin sets out to get his co-worker Jeon Jeongguk together with his boss, Vice President Kim Namjoon. Not because he's promised a big promotion if they get together, or because he wants Kim Seokjin to lick the bottom of his shoe, but because he is a Good Person (tm).

jack i'm flying! by ameliabedelias

summary:“Are they okay?” A concerned booze cruise attendant walks by. “They’re not gonna jump, are they?”

“Please, just ignore them,” Hoseok sighs, flopping into one of the deck lounge chairs as Seokjin and Jimin get into position. “They’ve been doing this for three years now. It's kind of their thing.”

you're the right time (at the right moment) by merryofsoul

summary: Five times Seokjin and Jimin's friends try to set them up, and one time Seokjin takes matters into his own hands.

(Feat. Jimin working harder than any of them for the same goal.)

sing it back to me by chahans

summary: Jimin is a part-time concert security guard and Jin is the scalper he's willing to make an exception for.

A Long Walk Off A Short Pier by exfatamorgana

summary: Jimin and Seokjin are panicking; their friends are assholes.

Jimin and Seokjin are panicking; their friends are over it.

Beaches and Summer by arysthaeniru

summary: Jimin has a billion videos of Jin doing stupid things on his phone.

Virtual World/ Androids

Limitations Of Virtual Experience by tullycat

Summary: ”So…” The man hesitates. “You know you normally live in virtual reality, yeah?”

Seokjin shrugs. “Of course. You know you breathe?”

Midnight snacks and mechanical dreams by closetfairy

summary: Cake vending machine android Jimin spends his life in a box. Seokjin orders a cake every week, and longs to show Jimin the world.

Pet shop/Animal Shelter/Hybrids

Enough Fish in the Sea for Two by MissCeeEmBee

summary: After quitting his high stress job in Seoul to become a fisherman in a small village, he hasn't caught a single thing. Not even a boot. Dispirited by his lack of success on the high seas, Seokjin almost misses the pitiful mewl coming from the docks. He investigates and finds a tiny, neglected calico cat who shies away from his touch. Gaining the cat's trust, Seokjin eventually takes him home and realizes that the cat isn't exactly who he seems.

Birdsong by sweetjimbles

summary: Jimin, a Lovebird hybrid, has the fattest crush on his best friend's roommate. Each morning in his bird form, he hides in the tree outside Jin's room and sings his little lungs out. It's a shame Jin thinks this bird is purposefully annoying him when he's trying to sleep.

My Tail 'Round Your Waist, Your Mane in My Face by sleepydrabbles

summary: Seokjin looks forward to all his evenings with Jimin, even when they're both a little grumpy.

A Purrfect Match by hope_and_hardship

summary: When Mr. Tall and Handsome came into the animal shelter in a Canali suit, Jimin was not impressed. But then the man did something unexpected. He sat down in his expensive wool suit on the concrete floor in front of the first cat cage and introduced himself to the cat.

Soulmates

Can't Let You Slip Away by edi-neil (sweet_trick)

Summary: Park Jimin thinks that he and his husband have the perfect relationship. They're going to adopt a baby, have great friends, and are grossly in love. The only thing missing is the bright red soulmate string to bind them together permanently.

when all the stars align by orphan_account

Summary: Seokjin doesn’t know what to do with a soulmate who doesn’t want him back.

Crashing into Destiny by Yumi44

summary: Seokjin is beyond ready to start over in a new town with a new job. Possibly even a whole new him. While he comes to Harmony Springs for a change of scenery and completely on a whim, his expectations are very low as this isn’t the first time he’s escaped, but his third. But destiny has other plans for him when a stranger comes crashing into his life, literally.

Show Me (I'll Show You) by mellzmallow

summary: Jimin is starting to get frustrated now. He is beyond confused and fucking hurt that his soulmate just turned his back on him after admitting to his love for the younger. “Why?” He yells at the elder. “Tell me why, hyung!”

“Because,” Seokjin raises his own voice, obviously irritated at Jimin’s persistence. “We’re soulmates, Jimin. I feel everything you feel. That’s why I know you can never love me as much as you love him.”

Fantasy/Magic Au

luck be my lover by wonsteapot

Summary: On a beautiful day, under a cloudless sky, Seokjin meets a pastry-wielding Park Jimin outside a bakery; a young man with bubblegum pink hair and the most beautiful smile in the world—the man who would steal his heart and change his luck in ways he could have never imagined.

Before he knows it, he's living his very own fairy tale. Literally.

The Universe Has Moved For Us by gardenjins

summary: Seokjin runs into someone who looks and acts just like that boy he fell in love with a few centuries ago. he doesn’t want to fall in love again, but it seems he can’t stop himself.

The Golden Rule of Love Curses by smiles

summary: An incomprehensive list of things Seokjin did not expect when he took a job at the library:

a talking seagull.

did he mention the talking seagull, because he feels like no one is properly panicking about a talking seagull?

oh, and also a wizard places him under a curse.

sorry, correction, a wizard places him under a spell. There is obviously a very significant difference, apologies Jimin. A spell is so much better than a curse.

the pearl in the pond by stickyrum

summary: His back sloped from the widest pair of shoulders Jimin had ever seen. Sand stuck to sections of his back and arms, a small river of sweat forming between the dip of his bowed spine. Jimin swallowed dryly. He had back dimples.

Of Spanish Roses & White Lilies by Always_Somewhere

summary: Once upon a time, a lonely rose fell in love with a handsome prince.

Like the Touch of Rain, He Was by portscutie

summary: If Seokjin could he'd live in a rainforest surrounded by the sweltering heat and soothingly fresh rain that always had the power to bring a smile to his face—

But then again, maybe being with Jimin was happiness enough.

hearts on fire by seokjininheaven

summary: Of all the things Jimin thought would happen once he started practicing magic, he never did think that lighting his mentor's hair on fire would be one of them. It wasn't his fault that Seokjin was the most handsome man Jimin had ever seen.

fae, love-laced by honeyslice (heavensring)

summary: Jimin is a house fairy assigned to Seokjin, human-extraodinaire—at making his job frustratingly difficult.

Hurt/Comfort

comfort blanket by wonsteapot

summary: When normality comes crashing down around him, Jimin turns to Seokjin for comfort.

two left by Saltyghostsuga

summary: Performance Artist Jimin finds himself as a teacher's assistant in Hoseok's Contemporary Dance class for Beginners (yike) as he recovers from an injury, working his way back to being on stage again. He learns just as much about dancing from his student, tech supply conglomerate executive with two left feet Kim Seokjin, as Jin does from him.

love fallen by celestialfail

summary: Jimin finds out the village's demon is really a fallen angel inflicted with a terrible sickness.

despite everything i love you by asteriafics (orphan_account)

summary: Jimin realizes he's in love with Seokjin and promptly goes through the five stages of grief.

A Certain Sense of Synergy by deepslowpanic

summary: They barely even dated, Jimin doesn’t feel like he can even call it a relationship. The breakup wasn’t even a breakup, just them moving seamlessly into being friends instead. And now, years later, things are easy and comfortable. But when the first of their friends get married, Jimin starts to see things, and Seokjin, in a new light.

not spring, love, or cherry blossoms by jinminrising (xiujaemin)

summary: On the spring of 1988, Jimin feels the giddiness of first love. But happiness isn’t all there is to falling in love, and Jimin realize that maybe the heartache isn’t all that worth it.

Coffee shop/ Bakery/ Flower shop/ Book shop

you make me bloom by orphan_account

summary: In their flower shop, sunflowers bloom only when Jimin is happy. For all the years he's lived with Seokjin, there's a new one in the bathtub every morning.

Love You A Latte by gardenjins

Summary: Kim Seokjin was not a coffee person.

Ninety percent milk was…well, it was still coffee. But it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Not when he found himself staring at a graceful swan every time he took another sip.

Wait, did he say cute barista?

cherry picking by untilitbreaks

summary: Jimin meets a beautiful man named Seokjin, and allows him and his charismatic coworkers to fit into his life and teach him the meaning of honesty, love, and self-acceptance in a battle against his anxiety.

Canon Verse

blooming starlight by anakhronism (orphan_account)

summary: With his arms around Seokjin's waist and Taehyung's words ringing in the back of his mind like alarm bells, Jimin realizes he and Seokjin might not be just friends.

The rarest pair by closetfairy

summary: The boys get curious about their fanfiction stats. Everyone laughs about their ship rankings, but Jimin can't get the thought of him and Jin being incompatible out of his head.

rivers connecting lines by ninemoons42

summary: Time is slipping through Jin's fingers, but fortunately Jimin has no plans of letting (him) go.

You're the Moon by hopelessandcynical

summary: seokjin manages to get some vacation time and surprises jimin at home after seeing his guilty video and then they proceed to be the cutest boyfriends for about 5k words. that's it, that's the story.

Satisfied by peridotfairy

summary: Jimin had always sought perfection and for a moment, he'd thought he'd found it in Kim Seokjin.

what sweet addiction this is, darling by stickyrum

summary: "You know, this would be so much easier if we could just say, 'going on a date," Seokjin murmured under his breath, threading Jimin's fingers with his and sliding their hands into the pocket of his coat.

Youth by taejinyo

summary: Jimin sees stars in Seokjin's eyes.

just let me love you by wonsteapot

summary: Jimin shifted in his seat, a steady heat flickering to life in his gut as the realization slowly dawned on him.

Seokjin was flirting with him.

ABO Verse

Wild Woods Calling by MmeIrene

summary: Seokjin wakes up in a world not his own, a world full of wolves and danger, where betas are prized beyond reckoning for their healing abilities and the local wolf packs would do anything - anything - to claim a beta for their own.

Lost by lovewaves (jinsan)

summary: Omega Seokjin is bestowed to Alpha Jimin who shows him that love is a kind of holiness.

The Fox Who Stole the Moon by MissCeeEmBee

summary: On his way to another futile matchmaking meeting, gumiho Prince Jimin is waylaid by a strange creature of fire and ash. To protect himself from deadly injuries, his transforms into a fox.

Disgraced Healer Seokjin comes across the poor creature and takes it back to his supposedly haunted hanok to recover. Jimin discovers that perhaps he was looking for his precious mate in all of the wrong places.

It's You by nunu_noodles

summary: Seokjin has turned 25 years old, which means his time is up.

No more grace period, no more time for romance.

These days, they can only wait so long for nature to take it's own course, ever since nature stopped working the way it should, and the worlds population started slowing down.

It's time for the tireless wheels of the government to turn and procure him a mate.

Selfish (for now) by monomoonluv (jooniebug_95)

summary: Natural Born Vampire Princes Seokjin and Jimin have been best friends almost their entire lives. But with Seokjin's impending engagement he realizes that maybe his feelings for Jimin were something else entirely.

Actor/Singer/Artist Au

Myself in the Sea by bangtanagan

summary: He’s a good actor. He’s not sure when he started using it like this, to hide from his friends too.

These days, Seokjin feels like a passenger in his own life.

Cake Waltz by gardenjins

summary: Jimin works for a catering company and bumps into handsome prince famous actor Seokjin at a ball fancy business event

the portrait by orphan_account, raplinehoes

summary: Seokjin is a bored rich man who seeks something, anything, to give his life a meaning, until he finds the perfect painting: a portrait made by one artist named Park Jimin.

this is my second date by misspamela

summary: In his defense, it wasn’t Seokjin’s fault he didn’t notice the near-apocalyptic storm raging outside or a small avalanche hitting the resort’s backup generator. How could he be expected to focus on something as trivial as the weather when the hottest guy he’d ever seen in his life was riding him like he was trying to kill him?

Fake/ Pretend Relationship

Fate in The Papers by yoonminnycupcake

summary: Seokjin and Jimin gets drunk married to each other.

down to deny by tullycat

summary: If Seokjin had to choose a friend to fake date, life or death, gun-held-to-his-head decision, Jimin would be at the top. Jimin is cute, Seokjin is cute, they're both comfortable with physical affection, especially with each other. How hard could it be?

High School/College/University

Sweet Smiles (are Natural Disasters) by VenusBiTrap (ShineyT)

summary: Seokjin can see his friend is really uncomfortable with a stranger's flirty advances, so he interrupts and introduces himself and gets a date.

we were written in the stars by stickyrum

summary: In the now empty clubroom, he reached up and caught the kiss before it could fly away to some other hopeless idiot with a crush and made his way back to his little desk, face aflame. Seokjin read his horoscopes. Kim Seokjin, senior president, business and food industry major, read Jimin's horoscopes.

A Comfort-Colored Thing by exfatamorgana

summary: Bedtime stories are for babies.

It's not tough, I just miss you by onlypreciousloves

summary: It’s Valentine's Day, their first anniversary as a couple. Yet there’s thousands of miles between them and Jimin feels guilty that he’s lonely. A long distance relationship is so much more difficult than Jimin had imagined.

break a leg by ultjinmin

summary: Jimin just wanted to practice in peace. He hadn't meant to meet Kim Seokjin, or agree to be the choreographer for his upcoming show.

But now all Jimin wants to do is impress Seokjin. Just once.

you tread a fine line by wonsteapot

summary: Jimin has never understood the hype around Kim Seokjin. He'd rather live a life where he didn't have to come into close proximity with the other man.

Unfortunately, fate has other plans for them.

Holiday Wish List by xiujaemin

summary: There’s a fine line between taking risks and being stupid. Jimin seems to be treading somewhere in between. If anybody asks though, he'd probably say it's Taehyung's fault.

Red Cheeks by orphan_account

summary: “Yah!” Seokjin lifted his arms protectively as Jimin raised the textbook again, his cheeks a furious red, “You said to be honest with you! Why are you hitting me?”

치맥 (Hello, Delivery Boy) by TrappingLightningBugs

summary: If you ask Jimin now, he would tell you love smells like fried chicken and looks like a very drunk university student.

If you asked him before, he would call those the recipe for a very annoying Friday night.

smooth sea never made a skilled sailor by stickyrum (Restricted)

summary: A lash of pain split open across his calf. He jerked away instinctively, limping out of the water and kneeling down on the sand, his leg stinging fiercely. A welt had formed a loose ring just above his ankle. He glanced up in time to see a pale, gelatinous blob sink beneath the waves again, its tentacles causing the water to writhe like a pool of sea serpents. A jellyfish.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me," Jimin cursed under his breath.

i think about you all the time by seokjininheaven

summary: When Seokjin asks Jimin if he'd like to be friends with benefits again, Jimin's answer is the last thing he expects.

But it just might be the push he needed to realize some things

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ao3feed-tedlasso · 4 months ago

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https://ift.tt/IG3XKc9 by smashthatlikebutton “Overheard Welton say something to Higgins about sending you back to City,” Roy says, looming over Jamie in his orthopedic trainers. Words: 3000, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso) Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt Additional Tags: Ted Lasso (TV) Season 1, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Jamie Tartt is Trying source https://archiveofourown.org/works/63039727 February 14, 2025 at 06:11AM

#Ted Lasso (TV)#Ted Lasso #Ted Lasso Fic

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agentbingx · 11 months ago

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fanficfanattic · 2 years ago

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when roy and jamie eventually get married, the yoga moms are absolutely invited to the wedding

#jamie tartt #roy kent #ted lasso #yoga mums #roy x jamie #royjamie #roy/jamie

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biaswreckmepls · 5 years ago

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can you send me some good yoonkook fics ??? like some where look is totally whipped for yoongles or something like that

I’ll do my best:

Yoonkook

can i have a pizza (your heart)? by smashthatlikebutton (Pizza Delivery AU, 3 Chapters, 12K, G, (baby) it’s cold outside and JK orders a pizza and Yoongi’s the poor fool who has to deliver it, fluff)

it’s all i can do to stifle a smile by wyst (Zoo AU, One-shot, 7.3K, T, JK’s the new guy at the zoo and Yoongi takes him under his wing, and can’t help falling for him, fluff)

phalanges by fvxc (College AU, One-shot, 4.5K, T, JK has an Anatomy exam to study for and Yoongi helps him study, but he’s also fairly distracting, and JK flirts via anatomy terms, fluff)

Happy reading!

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titus-artorius · 7 years ago

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► Name ➔ “Titus Artorius”

► Are you single? ➔ “No, I am not.” ► Are you happy? ➔ “I am to be married to someone who has ever been at my side, who has fought the same evils I have and never flinched, If I was not happy, frankly I would be confused.” ► Are you angry? ➔ “Anger, it is a natural reaction to certain things. I believe though you wonder if I am prone to outbursts of rage. No, I am not.” ► Are your parents still married? ➔ ”I.. I do not even know if they are alive..”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ “I believe on my documentation it says Ul’Dah, does it not?” (Garlemald) ► Hair Color ➔ “The color of silver and platinum. I have been told it may make people mistake me for one of those Garlean soldiers.” ► Eye Color ➔ “The best color to have in Ul’dah, Gold.” ► Nameday ➔ “ 16th Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon” ► Mood ➔ “Hmm.. Do you know that feeling when you are calm, yet you can feel a tingling excitement under your skin?” ► Gender ➔ “Gender? Do you mean sex? Male.” ► Summer or winter ➔ ‘The heat brings out a restless sting of the skin, that slight sheen of sweat that signals to the world a primal discomfort. I do not like that. Moreover it is in Ishgard where many of my friendships deepened considerably. It is within the snows of Ishgard that I talked extensively with Neeka and Nalukai for the first times. A small bar outside of Ishgard itself but in Coerthas. I saw much of Bellona’s culture as well, and I felt closer than I ever had to my friends... artificial though it may be, there is always this deep melancholy that comes over me remembering those times when I see snow fall. A feeling so sweet it hurts a little.. I am sorry.. Winter, I believe I got carried away.” ► Morning or afternoon ➔ “I enjoy training in the morning, before the sun crests that way I can begin to cook breakfast and go over paperwork.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ “I am , of course.” ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “Hmm, I suppose I can understand why some would. There have been women that have sparked an infatutation. I could have loved them, however, I do not think it would have worked.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “I did, She did not take it well at the time. However, with the passing of such, and our paths diverging we have since rekindled a friendship that is much more than what our relationship was. I am glad she has found happiness.” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “I honestly would doubt that notion.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “No of course not.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ “Yes” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “I.. I do not know how to answer this, if I did would they be a secret? I have had admirers, I am getting married to her.” ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ “I am afraid I do not understand this question. Could you perhaps give me an example of what it means so that I may give you a proper answer?”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Love, it ages better.” ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “I prefer to mix them together, you would think the sweet and the tart would be bland, yet it makes an entirely different and in my opinion better flavor profile.” ► Cats or Dogs ➔ “Cats of course. Bellona has one and when she scratches under her chin she purs so loud you would think there was an earthquake.” ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “I do not think that I have made many friends with people who have remained on the periphery, rather each and everyone of them has decided me worthy of them and in so I have honored them in sharing with them all that they care to hear about me.” ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “I .. umm.. Hmm. “ ► Day or Night ➔ “With the Night it is often cooler as such I tend to prefer that.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “No, I do not sneak.” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “Does it count if you were hit down them?” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ “Naturally.” ► Wanted to disappear ➔ “Yes, though not because I felt I did not belong or some such explanation but rather because I was in a situation that I very much did not want to be a part of.” ► Wanted to rewrite a part of your past ➔ “I believe this is a natural inclination for anyone who harbors a deep regret. I myself have a few, though they are not so big that I did not eventually fix them.”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ “I much prefer the eyes.” ► Shorter or Taller ➔ “Very few women besides Elezen or Roegadyn are taller than me. I suppose its more of a natural order?” ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “I have been blessed in that any woman I have been attracted to has also been very intelligent.” ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ “Relationships. I find that keeping things casual is something some people aim for, however there are always feelings that creep in and inevitably love, or at the very least attachment forms.”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ “In that respect, I believe I may be the last of my line. However, ours was a house of stability.” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “The world seems to be embroiled in a constant war for the last twenty years and to top that off we had a near doomsday scenario. I venture to say it is hard to even claim such because tragedy has been relegated to the status-quo” ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “No. My mother is a skilled tracker you see.” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “No”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “There are times when I disapprove of their life style or decisions, but at their core I know them to be good people. I know they would fight and if need be, maybe even die for me. I cannot hate someone who would entrust in me that much worth.” ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ “Yes, I would fight and die for them if it came to it.” ► Who is your best friend ➔ “There is no singular best friend. My greatest allies are Bellona Bloodrose. Nalukai and Rokku, Neeka, Galhaihuarat. All those that may call them friends as well may consider my door open if they need aid or sanctuary. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ “To be honest, There is much about myself that I do not even know. I wish I could offer a better answer.”

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lit like a bic, the fouseycon shit show

notable youtuber fouseytube has recently been the center of attention on the platform after dropping an atom bomb of content he dubbed “hate dies love arrives” on july 15th, an event he managed to smash together in something like 5 days after having inspiration strike him while visiting Australia.

the story, as far as i can tell goes something like this, fousey was in Australia, minding his own business when suddenly god shot a lightning bolt of inspiration through the cosmos, through the earths atmosphere and directly into the front of fouseytubes brain. the impact knocked him off his ass and sent him flying backwards into some furniture where he smacked his skull so hard he saw stars, and those stars, as if they where choreographed, slowly moved to spell the words “hate dies love arrives, july 15″ and fousey, only partially still conscious and quickly losing blood out of a major gash behind his ear, staggered to his feet and frantically clawed at his cellphone which had been thrown clear during the crash. his hands found the cellphone and as he fumbled to unlock it the words began to leave his mouth

“july 15th!.... JULY 15TH”

boom, hes got instagram open and hes recording. wild eyed and still feeling the collision of the holy spirit he tells the world that on july 15th there will be an event, an event that will end racism, an event that will bring humanity together like brothers, and all your favorite rappers will be there, and there will be a snack table with fresh baby carrots, and dip, and keemstar will be there to. he doesnt know how he will do it yet but he knows that if he just believes hard enough, that if we all believe hard enough, its gonna happen, somehow...

flash forward a couple days and our main man fousey is well on his way to LA, the place where all important things must take place. hes got his boys with him and hes ready to fuck shit up with positivity and love.

he lands at LAX and vlogs as he walks through the airport, suitcase in tow, speaking directly into the camera, directly to you and me, about love and positivity, and july 15th! the positive vibes are flowing inside fousey, his soul is a beef stew with brother hood and dream achievement in place of the carrots and spices. as he makes his way further towards wherever the hell hes walking the vibes flow stronger and over take him, hes no longer in control, no longer fousey the youtuber, now he is merely a conduit for the vibes, a broadcasting antenna for the lords truth. his mouth moves and truth escapes, at a volume much to loud for a public space he shouts passionately at innocent people minding their own business

“JULY 15TH!” he screams at an adult just getting off a 12 hour flight from tokyo “ITS GONNA BE LIT”

the man ignores fousey and trudges onward, fousey smiles proudly and mentally prepares for the days to come

fousey has arrived in LA. its the land of dreams they say, the land of july 15th. fousey breaths in the sweet smoggy air and takes a minute to appreciate how far hes already come on this journey. he looks upward and shouts

“THE KING IS BACK”

hes the king, and hes back in hollywood. watch the fuck out idiots!

in the days leading up to july 15th most people still have no idea its even happening, but somehow fousey has managed to get live nation involved and the greek theater has agreed to host the event. fousey meets with keemstar and convinces him to help promote it. fousey also meets with adam22 from the no jumper podcast and does an interview. adam, presumably salivating at the potential content this crazy man is about to deliver, agrees to do everything he can to help out. keemstar also works out a deal to shoot a documentary of the whole thing, keemstar is not stupid. also during this time period fousey has taken it upon himself to believe that it is gods plan that famous Canadian drake will appear at the event and perform the hit single gods plan, fousey uses drakes likeness to promote the event despite drake having no idea who fousey is or ever being contacted by fouseys team

the day arrives. july 15th baby, the day weve all been waiting for, the day fousey was born to deliver.

at the greek theater everything seems to moving along as planned. a decent crowd of teenaged fans and youtubers in their 20s begins filing through the gates. adam22 is there with his girlfriend lena the plug to vlog the experience and appear on stage. keemstar is also there, seemingly in disbelief that the event is actually taking place. so far so good. keemstar, adam22, fazerug and someone else take to the stage to welcome the 1500 or so people standing inside the theater that holds 5000. its clear that none of them are completely comfortable as they take turns on the mic, then the highlight of the event: someone calling himself “lit papi” performs a spoken word piece of work in which he claims to be “lit like a bic” it was fucking lit.

then tragedy strikes

a mere 40 minutes into the event that was on verge of ending racism forever a bomb threat is called in and police arrive to shut it down. cops swarm the building, sirens fill the air, and confused concert goers are shuffled out of the venue. was this a real bomb threat? or just your average swatting? turns out there was no bomb so i guess some cartoon super villian swatted fousey in order to foil his plans for world peace , or someone from fouseys team called in the bomb threat in order to save fousey the embarrassment of the inevitable flop, who knows.

in any case somehow or another a small crowd began to form in a nearby park, people leaving the greek theater had gathered there to bear witness to their true messiah fousey who had payed an uber driver to park on the grass and allow him to stand on top of his SUV. this was now fouseys stage. he stood proudly on top of the uber and rolled his wife beater up over top of his stomach for some reason and addressed his people. he talked of love, positivity, smoked a blunt, and told keemstar he loved him. he also performed a diss track he had written that was aimed at fellow youtuber ricegum. the disstrack was intended to end hate i think. fousey stood on top of that uber and acted crazy until the sun went down and he got sleepy, and like that, it was over.

all in all fouseytubes july 15th was strange as hell and over all great content. racism is still alive and well unfortunately but i like to think that weve all shared a deeply human moment together watching fousey be a nutcase. black hands held white hands as we looked on at the drama together. the aftermath has been entertaining as well, and GOOD NEWS fousey has announced “hate dies love arrives two” sop keep an eye out for that!

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