#smh. fml. idk
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We don't like engaging in syscourse but we saw what sum systems have done and it's made me angry.
If you have an opinion on a system origin, just state ur opinion. Just say it. If u want to spread information on that thing, make posts, share them, something. Try to be informational if you care that much.
Pretending to be a system origin to bait people? Doesn't help anyone. It's the stupidest fucking thing to do on the planet and just makes disinformation worse, actually. Shocker.
Idc what ur stance is on whatever system origin. If you care about people being informed and educated, playing pretend and misleading people for funsies and for laughs is not the way to do it.
Jfc.
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#while I think non-traumagenic systems exist#and believe saying they don't is disinformation#if u believe that just say that#same goes for RAMCOA#i don't know much about it but just fucking being educational will go a hell of a lot better#than pretending to be a programmed system and giving disinfo to people who don't know#smh. fml. idk#plurality#plural system#pluralgang#actually plural#system stuff#system things#system blog#systems#syscourse#cw syscourse#endo safe#pro endo#the creature speaks!#sysblr
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some ultrakill fans flaming people for playing on lenient/harmless is so funny to me because here i am in my little corner playing on harmless with Also 100% damage reduction (in major assist settings) because my severe anxiety cannot handle the idea of me taking any damage at all . i am wearing my propeller hat and eating my lollipop and i am having fun :3 (and maybe one day i can ease that anxiety and play without major assists)
#me when my crippling anxiety is crippling fr#listen . its not as if i Want to get fucking heart palpitations whenever a few goddamn filth spawn in a room#its just how it is . and the only way to ease my irrational ass anxiety is by becoming fucking invincible#I KNOW ULTRAKILL IS SUPPOSED TO BE A (at least somewhat) STRESSFUL AND FAST PACED GAME !!! do not get me wrong#but holy shit man . do not underestimate my anxiety#fucking minecraft survival stresses me out when i encounter a fuckin skeleton (unless its multiplayer . then Suddenly all is ok . stupid#ass anxiety bruh fml)#prelude was stressing me out . PRELUDE . THE FUCKING TUTORIAL#im hoping i can ease up and slowly raise the damage taken to at least like 50% . eventually#im on 1% damage rn because even raising from 0 to 5 was scary LMAOO#like its not as if i want to play it the fuckin baby way . i WANT to be able to actually play ultrakill with damage n shit#but i just have to ease into it ig . because i cant even play video games without my anxiety screaming at me smh . fym my anxiety is a#permanent fixture in my life ? bullshit#im just hoping i can play Normally someday . eventually . because while playing with like 0 damage is more fun than being stressed out 24/7#it Is ofc . a little boring (bc No Shit) .#i want to challenge myself and i will . eventually#surely if ive done all a b and c sides in celeste i can do ultrakill on harmless haha right#ignore the fact that theyre two completely different games and that ive never played an fps in my life#and also that i have 15k deaths in celeste LOL (at least the idea of dying in that game isnt terrifying . shrug)#intense games like ultrakill just aint for everyone . thats why the assist options are there and why there r easier modes#theyre there for losers (/lh) like Me !!!! and i appreciate that theyre in the game bc i Do rlly like ultrakill#and i Do rlly want to play it (‘properly’ someday) . its js that ppl have issues like motion sickness or anxiety#and if they need assistance or an easier difficulty to enjoy the game then thats fuckin fine#literally who cares . ive watched so many videos on ultrakill now and ive seen all the tech n shit and know all the lore#its not as if i dont know the game enough to play it properly lmao#but sigh . at least i can do fun movement tech (except boosting . havent tried yet idk) like slam storage#movement is ez . combat is Hard (but not in the usual way like aim . just Anxiety™)#im ranting so much im such a yapper . anyway#ultrakill#kristiliyaps
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Most normal chat between me & my friend

#THIS PLACE REEKS OF DEATH#Hazbin hotel#shitpost#shitposting#dumbass#joking#fml#smh#what the fuck#am i doing with my life.#idk what im doing
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I just realized I literally mentioned mc finding out abt Yoongi in i think chapter 9
#I’m an idiot smh 🤦♀️#let’s just act like she knew he was a hybrid but never saw him#or something#idk#like#she never saw him after that until the later chapter where she confronts him#I went back to reread#cuz I honestly forgot my own fic#and like#I’m so glad I did#cuz I totally forgot abt that#😫#fml man
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i wish i was pretty but in the funniest most awful way possible i feel like that ugly zionist guy that got hit over the head with a chair (in terms of ugliness i feel as facially challenged as him!)
#probably overreacting but idk idk i hate my face smh fml#he really is ugly though like hideous i don’t know if anyone here has seen that video
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resurrected myself 😭 mcyap again
about the part where some last names were made up, they can be. i mean isnt that true for all names, technically 💀 but from my experience w my last name at least, it is a made up mix from our old chinese family name and thai-nized (omg istg idk how to phrase that fr 😭) and boom theres a last name. for fiction, undoubtedly many last names will be made up fr cuz if someone uses a real last name (thats not a celebrity's last name) thats kinda like doxxing and kinda rude imo 😭
i think bls are good (bias alert 🚨). ig it's kinda hard to find those trashy telenovelas unless you have the name (even i forgot the names too tbh) but if you dig deep enough you might find them 😭 ong i hope not cuz theyre so boring and repetitive... (imagine smth along the lines of the mary sue perfect middle class/country girl gets the attention of a rich trust fund picture perfect gary stu man, but doesnt want it. then the jealous rich bitchy exgf/sister/girl friend is tryna sabotage their romance at every turn but the man doesnt relent. the MIL and DIL are evil and plots with the jealous one and try to ruin the femmc's life, but the gary stu man saves her and they live a happily ever after and the three villains get karma smthsmthsmth)
honestly, i can imagine เสื�� looking like a scary af mob boss 💀 thats also right tho a lot of thai people are named after how they look fr. someone i know was named after her chubby cheeks as a baby.
dont sweat that theres not a lot of thai lessons online 😭 tho i kept getting ads during on youtube about this one website called thaipod101 but i never used it so idk how good it actually is. honestly even my thai is ass as a native speaker smh i should probably sign up 💀
i understand how u feel abt not knowing enough to feel confident about writing a full fic. i'll need to think about what more to say in terms of super traditional thai culture 😭 i know a fair amount of history i think. but if you have any specific questions i can do my best to answer them !! tho i might reply super late cuz college stuff fr 💔
good luck with whatever u got going on rn, wish you the best and believe in u !!
Yea you right, all last names are technically made up. I guess I kinda meant it in a way that people said Thai people would take other names and kinda mix them into a new one, like you said how you got your family name.
It’s just interesting to me cuz y’know… lots of black people got their last names taken from them by colonizers lol. I don’t think I could even find what place my original ancestors are from to change my last name. So I’m stuck with this Scottish last name fml fml
I lowkey want to watch one of those shows just to see—I like watching trash sometimes, just to turn off my brain
I saw Thaipod 101, I learned how to write some of the alphabet cuz for my mom I wrote I love you in Thai lmfao. She’s really into Thai dramas—she can’t read it but she finds the alphabet really pretty lmfao. I dunno if Thaipod is like legit but the lady I was watching was from Thai and lowkey I was learning a bit when she was teaching me how to write. Thais actually so easy to write once you learn, I prefer the writing system from Chinese lol
Don’t worry about being late, I know colleges are probably still going for other countries lol. Take your time. I guess any questions really would be in relation to Thai universities? I kinda know a little cuz Thai BLs love college settings lol, but getting info would be great
Thanks so much, I hope you pass your classes!
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Ooof today sucks smh
Idk why stuff has to be so stigmatized in today's world smh
Especially when it's something related to women
Fml
Hate being a XX chromosome sometimes
#had to sit there the whole time scared af#I think I overshared but currently IDFC#fml#now I'm scared as to what the people will think#my feminism is lost in all of this#fuck the patriarchy#not queued
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SPOILERS for the Framed challenge for today (June 10)!
omfg I was like idk I know that's Jesse Plemons and this is giving me Breaking Bad vibes (I have never watched Breaking Bad), but that's a television series, not a film, and hffsjkgdr it turned out the correct answer was A Breaking Bad Movie smh fml lol
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i have to walk through the tech department of the store every time i go on break and i swear to god if another customer tries to make me sell them a laptop I’ll SCREAM
Like smh just let me run by to go eat my pizza pocket in peace
#DRIVES ME BONKERS MAN i barely know my own department i wont know about tech LOL#i hatw it so much i loterally speed walk through and starw at the ground and they still stop me fml#and then i have to go find them someone to help them smh its the absolute worse#like i get it idk where the tech ppl are half the time either but this shoUldnt be My PROVLEM
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Tag Game ❤
I was tagged by @mariogolmez. Thank you Costa!
Rule: Tag 15 people you want to get to know
Name: Zak
Gender: Male
Star Sign: Capricorn
Height: 5'8"ish idk for sure
Sexuality: Gay
Lockscreen:
Ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yep, my Police Powers prof in my first year of uni. For deference, he looked like Bobo Vieri. But he was an asshole in the end.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Nebraska to see Josh. Idec that it's in 'Murica, I just want my bf.
What was your coolest Halloween costume?: In 2016 I went as Negan from The Walking Dead. We were allowed to dress up for Halloween at school and people were fuckin' floored by how awesome I looked. I had people shouting "WHY'D YOU KILL GLENN?!" at me all day. It was awesome.
Favourite 90s show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Last kiss: air kisses with my bf bc I'm lame
Have you ever been to Vegas?: Nope.
Have you ever been stood up?: Nope.
Favourite pair of shoes?: Converse with Green Arrow on them. Even if they're ripped and falling apart now.
Favourite fruit: Pineapple.
Favourite Book: The Outsiders
Stupidest thing you've ever done: Oof. When I briefly played higher level football, my first day of training at a new sports complex, I got a little lost and wound up following the wrong team (there were multiple teams on three different fields, I had only just met my team) and wound up at the other side of the building on the third field. Only to realize my coach was on the first field. When I went back he was like "I was wondering what happened to you!" It still makes me cringe.
I tag: @pirlohno @gingervivilou @theblackwook @desciderabile @elphaba-masala @kurtisdefender @donbianconero @vecchiasignoras @scribbler-spot @ninetyminutesofsuffering and anyone else who wants to do it
#i'm always afraid to tag new people smh#i wanna tag wwe blogs but idk if they do stuff like this and i don't want them to be like wtf#anxiety at its finest folks#fml#tag game#and yes my lock screen is sting do not judge me look at his butt
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Holy Star Wars fanart. Damn it now I’m lowkey LOST in the universe. FML! Idk what a CodyWan is but I LIKE IT. I’ve always had a thing for Anakin but now I actually WANT to know. Let me get into this Star Wars real quick smh lol.
#codywan#starwars#anakin skywalker#I gotta watch it now#I HATE y’all lol#damn#tumblr#tags#the fanart#is so NICE tho#now I’m curious
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You see so many ambulances in one day
Wasn't like that 4 yrs ago last time I was here
Maybe occasionally, but it's to be expected.. now it's so often. At least 3 or more a day 💁🏻♀️
The other day I seen an ambulance helping one guy overdosing, and then gang sounds down the street and a POP following it. Well, looks like you'll need two now eh 🙃 welp.
What a busy job for these guys, they need a raise and probably more staff. It's so busy.
Idk, I guess if that's me one day that's me one day but I don't think so. It's not like its out of the question, who fucking knows. RA boys are always trying to hmu and if they ain't wearing colors I might hang (I don't hang with RA, not a good group to be around. I learnt this 5yrs ago). And I do get super annoying by them, glad the last guy was understanding on why I needed to ditch him (he was wearing street clothes, so I didn't know at first til he started fawning over that gang colour 🙃🙄). Because I was a little mouthy bcz of how disrespectful he is to everyone around him, and I had just met him. Following me around still after the first time I tried to ditch him 😭💀 but I had to wait for the train so he slowly caught up and I was upset and told him off. He respected it, did a bro hug and a non gang shake for me. Maybe a little similar so it doesn't look off putting lol. And I left. Although he was annoying as shit, I respect that he understood and was chill about it.
But not everyone will be like that guy, and they're all usually extremely annoying 💁🏻♀️ someone might take offense. Never know lmao fml. The adventures I've had here already. Oh my. Smh lol 😅🤦🏻♀️.
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What am I now?
Me: *speaks in spanish*
Friend: wow! You know Spanish? Thats pretty c00l where did you learn to speak it so well?
Me: at home...?
Friend: so your parents know spanish too?! Thats really cool!
Me: yeah I guess, I mean im Mexican...
Friend: wait wha.... I thought you were like white mixed with like filpino or like jewish and stuff
Me: well I do go to a synagogue and stuffs
Friend: YOU ARE JEWISH
me: well im also Mexican
Friend: YOU ARE JEWISH
me: *sigh* why do I even bother, smh
#fml#why#smh#friends#school#dailylife#wtf#idek anymore#idk maybe#stop#end me#whats going on#nnnnnnn#aaaaaa
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for the king or whatever idk anyways i need to save up story keys now smh
edit: fml
YESSSS:

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Abbreviations to English, so you all know what I'm talking about
Warning: Lots of swear words/curse words ahead. Abbreviations are a great way to swear without really swearing.
afaik = as far as I know
bb = baby, as in, "poor bb" (= poor baby)
bbl = be back later
bbs = be back soon
blessed = content found on the internet that is heartwarming, cute, or otherwise so lovely that you want to share it with someone else so they can bask in happiness that this thing exists.
blursed = that rare piece of internet content that is both blessed and cursed, e.g., this My Immortal parody fanfic.
brb = be right back
btw = by the way
cursed = content found on the internet that is terrible/disgusting/makes you think "why would anybody do this?" in such an extreme way that you want to share it with someone else so they, too, can marvel that this thing even exists.
dk = don't know
dni = do not interact (I don't use it because it's all over Tumblr used obnoxiously, but here you go)
ffs = for fuck sake (a favorite)
fml = fuck my life
fwiw = for what it's worth
g2g = got to go
gdi = God damnit
gl = good luck
hbu = how about you?
hru = how are you (I don't use this one much)
idgaf = I don't give a fuck
idgi = I don't get it
idk = I don't know, in case anyone still isn't familiar
iirc = if I recall/remember correctly
imho = in my humble opinion
imo = in my opinion
irl = Literal meaning: in real life. Actual meaning: In physical rather than virtual/internet reality.
is2g = I swear to God
jfc = Jesus fucking Christ
kthxbai = "'kay, thanks, bye." Used as a "mic drop" at the end of the expression of an opinion.
lemon = smutty fanfiction
omg = oh my God
smh = shaking my head (a favorite)
stfu = shut (the fuck) up
tbc = to be continued
tbd = to be determined
tbh = to be honest. Also used by itself to mean something like, "I agree."
thx = thanks (from the gaming world)
ttyl = talk to you later
ttys = talk to you soon
ty = thank you (sincere).
tyvm = thank you very much. Usually sarcastic, or used for emphasis.
wtf = what the fuck
wyd = what are you doing? (I don't use this one much)
ymmv = your mileage may vary (a favorite)
Did I miss any other favorite abbreviations and fandom slang people often ask about?
#i made this#internet#tumblr#internet culture#tumblr culture#tumblr discourse#language#fyi#about the blogger#not a shitpost for once#not trigun for once#fandom#eye of michael discord#purgatory discord
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ᴬⁿ ᵃˡˡ⁻ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ³ʳᵈ ᵍʸᵐ ˢqᵘᵃᵈ?
With Kenma? And Lev and Hinata? Absolute College AU vibes? Despite my doubts about the productivity, I definitely need this. It’s around 1AM as I type, and I literally have three papers to finish, with one due tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHA. (I wrote this note last night, so it’s not entirely applicable now, but well- I have to submit the second tomorrow and the third the following day... I hope HAHAHA)
Note: If you’re also up at such ungodly hours and want to add to this when you’re stuck with a paper too, or a lesson, or something, go ahead! If you want to modify something, don’t hesitate to say it!
The situation, for example, is that you’re writing a paper, and you don’t know how to continue it anymore. Luckily, you have enough options to kill the time until your brain is working properly again. The apartment―whoever owns it, maybe you guys were sharing or had connecting ones or were neighbors or whatnot―would literally look like, I don’t know, a convention? It’s like there are different stalls with different activities. Take your pick!
Tsukishima’s Corner:
I can imagine that he has this set-up in the far end of the living room where he has a table against the wall and a chair with a blanket on it
And he always has a drink with him, whether it’s a soda or an Iced Americano. (that just gave me Yoongi vibes ahhh my heart)
Of course, he has his headphones on. Not surprising.
He’s pretty calm when he does his schoolwork, and his focus is just wow
So, don’t expect him to pay attention to you that much. Again, not surprising.
If you have an actual question though, I think you can ask him!
He’ll help you out, but be wary of the sass and teasing.
It’s highly possible for him to annoy the shit out of you before you guys solve the problem, btw.
If you have chips with you, he’ll take some without asking permission smh but he’s so idufhsdbkfhda can you really say no?
You can get back at him by repetitively calling him “Tsukki”.
“Cut it out.”
“No can do, Tsu~ Kki!”
Emphasize! the! syllables! because he probably lowkey thinks it’s kinda cute
Unless he doesn’t and he throws the blanket at your face to shut you up
Don’t annoy him when he’s in a bad mood, okay?
He’ll really appreciate it if you give him space on those days
But he’ll also appreciate it so so so much if you’re the one who hands him his usual drink.
Despite being the person who could really rile you up the most
He’s actually nice... in his own way!
Lev and Hinata’s “Quiet” Pile of Pillows:
What am I even saying?
There’s nothing quiet about that part of the living room.
Lev and Hinata like studying in their “own kind of comfort”
And that is with their “study” blankets―they have separate ones for sleeping―on the floor and their pillows on top.
They study with the TV on
A series on Netflix is playing the entire time.
Nobody minds, really, because for some reason, most of you can study with some noise in the background. Those who can’t, however, just listen to music on their own.
They have hot or iced chocolate―depends on their mood―made either by you, Akaashi, or Kuroo.
You never asked Bokuto to do it again. Never again.
One time, he made the mistake of giving the “kids” coffee, and well, was that some night.
Lev and Hinata have common classes, so they work on some of their assignments together.
Expect them to be very excited when they get something right and very frustrated when they can’t understand what they’re doing.
Probably just a spot for you to take a quick break, maybe lie your head down on Lev’s favorite pillow to annoy him.
It’s not because he doesn’t want to share, but because you just took it right out of his lap.
They’ll be really happy kiddos if you join them! Please give these babies the attention they need.
Also, it helps to give them snacks to shut them up.
Bokuto’s Spot on the Couch:
That became his permanent spot after Akaashi sent him there because of that one time that big baby reaaally got on his nerves.
He has a pillow supporting his back as he leans against an armrest, legs stretched out in front of him and laptop on his, well, lap. HAHAHA sorry
He also likes working with the TV on, so it was a suitable place for him.
Bokuto’s drink would either be a can of soda or a protein shake.
Keep your phone on standby.
You have to take a pic of the pouty face he makes when he doesn’t get something.
He’s so cute he can have my heart-
“Akaashiiiii~ Why won’t you help me out?”
Akaashi would remind him that not only was he a year higher, but he also had a different major.
*cue Bo’s emo mode with matching droopy hair fml he’s literally so cute*
He gets distracted easily because he never puts his phone on silent
Probably chats with Konoha idk
Or gets carried away watching game highlights.
He already startled all of you a few times.
“OOOOOOOOOOOH. DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. THAT WAS SO GOOD.”
“Bokuto-san-”
If you choose to go to him, he can’t really help you with the paper you’re writing.
However, he gives THE BESTEST HUGS!
I think a lot of us agree that he’s a walking heater, so getting a hug from that beefy boi? Especially when it’s cold?
H E A V E N
Or that’s just me being biased, but is it really just me?
I love him.
Kuroo’s Kitchen Kounter:
Now, I’m definitely sure I’m being biased because- I mean- JUST-
One of the kitchen counters faces the common living area where everyone is spread out.
Imagine walking from wherever you were previously just staring at your laptop with that constant 132 words plastered on the corner of the screen and you’re well-aware that it has to be 2000 by tomorrow
And seeing business-related major Kuroo, sitting on a stool, immersed in his work, Excel sheets and documents being the only inhabitants of his laptop screen?
I’m literally giving myself away I-
He has glasses on and he’s tapping the end of his pen on his chin and at this point I’m hyperventilating
THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE CONCENTRATES
From time to time, he would swivel the stool around, take a sip of the black iced coffee he always brews at night, and eat whatever snack was available (e.g. chips, popcorn, sandwiches, instant noodles, sometimes asks Bokuto to make another protein shake, etc.)
He doesn’t really listen to music and can easily drown out the noise on his own because he concentrates so much.
You can always count on him to entertain you
Because despite the amount of focus he puts into his homework and problem sets, he also wants any excuse to tear his eyes of his screen.
He’s good at papers, so he can help you with that in the best way he can
Also asks if you would like to take a break and grab a snack with him
And can be a flirt if he’s in the mood, but when he’s tired, he has a soft and sleepy smile (except he’s not really sleepy because of the coffee, he’s just not putting that much effort)
Although he will annoy and provoke you while the two of you are on break
He’s the best person to cry to when you’re really stressed out.
I want him.
Akaashi’s Atelier:
He literally owns the dining table, his work neatly spread out.
I can almost imagine him studying architecture
But nah I guess he just really likes practicing how to capture anything and everything he can observe
And by capturing, I really mean that there’s a pile of photos there somewhere.
Afterwards, he draws them, paying attention to every detail.
He finishes schoolwork before any of you do.
His concentration surpasses that of Kuroo’s, no joke.
You can’t disturb him when he’s working on his academic requirements, so come back later when he’s sketching the hours away.
If you want to do your paper beside him though? Go.
His concentration is not only top tier but also contagious.
He’ll share the dining table, but only to you and, occasionally, Kuroo.
Bokuto? Only if he’s super emo.
Akaashi’s really nice!
He’ll initiate a conversation with you if you’re taking a break and he’s just on his sketchbook or experimenting with graphic design or something.
If you want to see a passionate but shy Akaashi, ask him what he’s working on.
I just know his eyes will literally light up.
He might be drinking tea, mint tea?
Water most of the time, but he always smells like mint and fresh laundry ahhh be still, my heart
Go to him if you really want to be productive and not get distracted by anything else because his eyes and the way he’s so into what he’s doing might actually be what distracts you
He is the epitome of grace under pressure, such a beautiful human being ha ha ha I wish
Kenma’s Den:
Well, what did you really expect?
Nah, kidding.
Kenma’s the only one in his room because he’s probably streaming.
His audience is mostly up at night, so yeah.
He definitely has ramen, chips, and soda
Which he’s willing to share with you as long as you don’t mess his game up don’t try I swear
Tbh, it’s actually really comforting to stay in his room especially when you’re really stressed out.
You can rest your eyes and take a quick nap.
He knows that he should wake you up after fifteen minutes, so don’t worry about sleeping through the night without finishing your paper.
He’s so sweet please
It’s so comforting to hear his fingers tapping away, a literal lullaby that gets you every time.
At some point, some people probably caught you slipping under his duvet IT WAS YOUR FIRST LOWKEY SCANDAL HAHAHAHAHA
Which lasted for just an hour because Kenma’s viewers knew him enough to know what his facial expressions meant
He definitely can’t help you with your paper. Such a busy boi.
But if he’s in the lobby that’s what you call it, right? of whatever game he’s playing, he’s willing to listen to your rants.
A quiet listener, but you know that he genuinely cares about you.
Massage his shoulders if you can! He likes that.
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#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu x reader#third gym squad#tsukishima kei#lev haiba#hinata shoyo#bokuto koutarou#kuroo tetsurou#akaashi keiji#kozume kenma#elle's random rambles#elle isn't sleeping again#I WANT THEM TO BE REAL
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