#not a shitpost for once

[preposterousgreen]

My real headcanon is that Angeal's family wasn't nearly as poor as he thinks and Genesis' family wasn't nearly as rich but both of them left home as teenagers with teenager-level understanding of their families' respective socioeconomic situations and they're also both kind of obtuse about it all.

Genesis' juice box idea was probably the only thing that saved the village from getting sold off to developers to be turned into a cookie-cutter "luxury" exurb whose main nod to its apple-growing past is the lead and arsenic pollution that the developers would go conveniently bankrupt to avoid cleaning up.

Angeal was hungry all the time because his growth spurts were off the chain and no amount of money would have made it possible for Gillian to keep up with his Kirby-ass appetite.

[beck-nightengale]

Yoooo, now that I've made this public, I feel like I can properly share the remake for my Girl With One Eye video for my Enderal Prophetess.

Jade fancam is live, YEAHHHH.

[ourbatshill]

If your counter to people being fat phobic is to be skinny phobic you are cringe.

No one deserves this shit. Nothing justifies this kind of behavior.

[sagehaubitze]

I'm like three days behind on posts here, I will catch up I promise (because I mean... I wanna know what my friends are up to of course, you guys are legitimately important to me)

I been workin on some big life stuff though, working through some trauma. making progress. good stuff, just very exhausting stuff. so yeah. nothing bad for once! good things!! very rare positivity!

also I've just been a little distracted with twitter meltdown because it's highly entertaining, you can't blame me there.

[shiftythrifting]

Found this shirt at a thrift store in Arizona. I have no words. It’s perfect.

[remirixjones]

Friendly reminder: healthcare providers should never tell you "oh it doesn't hurt that bad." Their job is to help you make informed decisions about your care.

They don't get to decide how your body feels.

[elainiisms]

[cheaceboy]

I PRESSED THE SECOND OPTION OUT OF CURIOSITY I DIDN’T KNOW I COULDN’T CHANGE MY ANSWER PLEASE UPLOAD OCS IM SORRY

Well if you insist (it's fine btw don't worry)

My children

I actually made these drawings just today (from the inside of a bus so don't judge me too much) but I've had these boyz in my head for quite some time.

Might expand on the CBCU (Cheace Boy Cinematic Universe) again if I feel like it, but for now this will be all.

[puppyeared]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[technically-human]

Oh, Archivist, we're really in it now

[punprincess321]

Tim & Damian: *arguing*

Dick: Guys come on calm down.

Tim: At least we were wanted you little shit!

Damian: ...

Tim: ...

Damian: *starts crying*

Dick: TIM!

Tim: I-I'm sorry Damian! I-I didn't mean it!

Bruce: *runs in* what happened?! *runs over to Damian* What’s wrong son?

Dick: Tim said Damian was unwanted!

Bruce: Tim! That is too far!

Tim: I didn't know that was his breaking point!

Bruce: *hugs Damian and picks him up* Well now you do, and you can think about that more while you're grounded!

Tim: Are you serious!?

Bruce: Yes. I am. *starts walking off with Damian*

Damian: *looks up at Tim and smirks, his eyes dry as he sticks out his tongue*

Tim: ... You little fucker...

[preposterousgreen]

Because literally nobody asked at all, here are some scent-related idle musings that may or may not qualify as headcanons:

Sephiroth doesn't wear fragrances per se, but there's a reason he uses thirteen out of the fourteen different scent options of his favorite line of shampoos, and the reason is the fourteenth one makes him sneeze all day even if he likes how it smells.

Genesis is rather picky about apple notes, so he actually doesn't wear many fragrances that include them. But when he finds one that works for him, he sticks with it. Apart from that, he has very broad tastes. Sometimes he puts on the rawest, dirtiest, most polarizing thing he can find, but sometimes he smells like the color pink.

Angeal would like to content himself with rubbing fresh herbs on his wrists and neck for special occasions, but he gets Genesis' point about how quickly the scent fades (plus he doesn't like hurting his babies except to eat them), so he accepts occasional gifts of fragrance with grace. Please don't tell him how much it cost.

Zack's first and last adventure with fragrances involved him spraying exactly one cologne perfume onto a test strip, smelling it, and saying out loud in the middle of a crowded, very fancy department store, "It smells like ass but in a good way?" in complete bewilderment.

Kunsel occasionally dabbles in samples of extremely niche and conceptual stuff, the weirder the better. One day, he gets forcibly sent through the hazmat decon booth for smelling, literally rather than figuratively, like the moon.

Lazard prefers discreet scents that only reveal themselves to him and to those who get up close and personal. His secretary, who has a lot of allergies, appreciates this very much.

Aerith doesn't need a product to smell like flowers. (Or dirt!) She does like nice soap, though, and when she has a chance to splurge, she goes for green or marine scents. Sea salt soap is so exotic to her! Does the ocean really smell like that?

Tifa dreams of having nice perfumes and fancy soap but the only thing available in Nibelheim is a tiny selection of trashy stuff at a huge import markup. Yuck! When she does get her hands on the goods, she is baffled to find that what she thought she'd like (airy flowers and tropical fruits) is not at all what she actually likes (dark leather and darker booze).

Cloud is—say it with him, folks!—not interested.

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

[shopwitchvamp]

Gonna transform this basic wizard hat from Spirit Halloween today, wish me luck

[about92bleachedrainbows]

Minthara's just a little bit possessive

[marshiestars]

the tumblr sexymen if they were WOKE 😤😤😤

BI Cipher 😡

TRANS Undertale 😨

The PRONOUNS-ler 😰

Na-GAY-to Komaeda 😱

GAY-rahim 🤯

Cecil Palmer