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Just a ✨normal guy✨ and his normal ✨prisoners✨ RATS
(You know, I don’t think this guy should be allowed pets. He doesn’t seem like a very responsible owner)
#this started as a dumb thought#about how tinky treats ted like scientists treat lab rats#and then i thought#ohhh a rat with a mustache pattern would be cute#so ^ this happened#because the rat spankoffskis are so small it is kinda hard to see so I might do another drawing of just them#tomorrow though#anyway#my art#watercolor#doodle#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#tinky#t’noy karaxis#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#rats#jeez my autocorrect fucking hates tinkys name
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#I don’t think xy OR z happened but damn if this isn’t compelling#‘he would never do that. next chapter’#also it’s good to look beyond our own perceived ideas of the narrative and be fascinated by others takes#I’m only reading fanfics from one fandom so#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fan fiction#ao3#old man yaoi#the office#dwight schrute#screencaps
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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compliments from girls go hard
#comic#the girly girls are girling girling#this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg#anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was#all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi





update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome



quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~





also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.
#not at anyone in particular bc I’ve seen so many ppl doing it mostly not on this platform since the RFK bs happened#actually autistic#autistic adult#autism#autistic things#autistic community#autistic spectrum#autism spectrum disorder#autism community#low support needs#moderate support needs#medium support needs#level 1 autism#level 1 autistic#level 2 autism#level 2 autistic#thesunsystem
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#anyway if you don’t know what to say in the former case#just say ‘aw that’s nice!/that’s cool!’ or ask a follow-up question. like ‘how often does [good thing] happen?’#people love being asked questions about themselves esp when they’re happy!#and if you don’t know what to say in the latter situation a simple ‘aw that sucks… ouch… i’m sorry’ or anything to that effect#’but that feels so fake and empty’ you’d be surprised how far little platitudes go#a bandaid and a kiss won’t heal the wound but they make you feel better#people at least like knowing that you heard them and that you want to try#you don’t have to be a poet to know what to say but just say something or at least do not say something disrespectful!
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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.
#i’m not american so i don’t know much about their legal system#but this absolutely should not be happening. it’s abhorrent that this trial might continue and that the evidence shown in the documentary#might be admissible#if he is found guilty. this is a TERRIFYING precedent#luigi mangione#not to mention his treatment is absolutely wild#like i said im not american so idk the court processes but im sure its absolutely wild that the shooting of 1 man#is being charged in 3 jurisdictions and is facing the death penalty#like im sorry aren’t there literal mass shooters in the US who have gotten lesser punishment
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THIS SPECIFIC SHOT OF JINX HOLDING ISHA TIGHTLY IN HER ARMS, AND SEVIKA INSTINCTIVELY USING HER ENTIRE BODY TO SHIELD THEM FROM THE EXPLOSION HAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER CHOKEHOLD ON MY HEART 🥺💔
I SWEAR IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I’M GONNA 🔪🔪🔪
#Arcane#Jinx#Sevika#Isha#gif#PLEASE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭#i'm gonna fling myself off a cliff if anything bad happens to them :)#*immediately latches on to this new found family*
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had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it
#this was a little while ago and im. why do these things happen to me#clickity autobio#autobio comic#comics#u will notice my bag disappears halfway thru this comic#this is bc i put it and my coat on the goddamn floor of the tube#so i could jump around like a ninny without smacking anyone in the face#hall of shame
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Love to see the evolution of their dynamic in the latest chapters
#rem draws#deltarune#kris dreemurr#ralsei deltarune#kris deltarune#deltarune chapter 4#if you still subscribe to the 'kris hates ralsei' theory then i got news for you..........#but seriously the fact that kris will not let you be mean to ralsei is so cute to me. like... they DO care its so wholesome#btw im not even suggesting in the first panel that kris used to hate him but likes him now im more showing how forced their interactions#used to feel as compared to now where they will hug ralsei out of their own volition and try to make him feel better#kris and ralsei gaining more of their own autonomy where ralsei doesnt glorify kris and views them as a genuine friend and kris sees ralsei#as his own person and willingly wants to spend time with him sdjkfbifgbkdlfgbkdjgdfg#fun gang you are SO dear to me i love friends forever hope nothing bad happens to them
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I know the popular take is that Jason responds to familial affection by going ew fuck you gtf off me or whatever but to be honest I think if someone actually tried it he's ending up weeping wailing face red sniffling coughing collapsing to his knees in the rain type of reaction just completely sopping pathetic. his eyes are so swollen he can't see shit and falls off a cliff
#DC Comics#Batman#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#DC#Art by me#the last time a family member gave him a hug was when Bruce was cradling his mangled corpse so I feel he's going to be a bit weird abt it#not that he's ever normal about anything else#(and not that it will ever happen god bless 🙏)#this took me so long to finish bc near the end I just wanted to draw them beefing. I go too long without toxicity & I start to itch
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felt sad. caught up on baseball from the past week. now i'm not that sad anymore.







#ridiculous sport that could fix me#this is just ONE week worth of hijinks#just one#and it's not even everything that happened#it's again... baseball sidequests#one day i will make that baseball sidequests to make you smile on a rainy day blog j and i have been yearning for#it is not today though. because i’m lazy#baseball#mlb#pittsburgh pirates#washington nationals#los angeles dodgers#roki sasaki#anyway. roki’s so right about the bidets if i were a superstar athlete bidest in the toilet#would be an ironclad clause in my contract#autoplay warning#twitter#tiktok
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