#so enjoy!!!

[bigdumbbambieyes]

There’s a loud humming, kinda suction-y sound that wakes Steve abruptly.

Forcing his eyes open, he winces at the brightness that greets him, furrowing his brows and scrunching his nose as he automatically squeezes his eyes shut to save his retinas from the sudden assault.

Blinking to clear the fuzz in his eyes, he finally sees how his boyfriend is holding up his phone to watch a video of a fucking car being detailed.

And honestly, Steve’s so confused that he just watches the screen for a moment, watching how the man in the video sprays down the seats with soapy water before taking a brush attached to a drill to it. He vacuums it right up and yeah, sure, seeing the dirt lift off the seat is very satisfying, he’ll admit that much.

Still. It’s the middle of the fucking night because it’s dark outside and Steve went to bed just after midnight when his boyfriend text him that he’d be home late since Heather invited him out, and Billy’s watching a fucking car detailing video with his phone at regular daytime brightness and volume cranked.

And is he eating McDonald’s? Is that what he smells? Salty fries, definitely. Billy’s drunk in bed eating McDonald’s while watching a car detailing video, full volume, next to his peacefully sleeping boyfriend.

“What the fuck is wrong with you,” is all Steve can slur quietly without any real heat, turning onto his side to face away from his evil, chuckling boyfriend.

“Go back to sleep, princess,” Billy hums, his voice tired and soft and he puts a hand on Steve’s back just to touch him and yeah, sleep sounds so good.

He falls asleep easily, knowing his boyfriend is there and safe, and wakes up to find Billy passed out with a chicken nugget on his pillow, his phone at 1% from letting videos autoplay all night, and he’s drooling.

“Dumbass,” Steve mumbles fondly, pressing a kiss to Billy’s cheek and smiling at the sleepy little sounds the blond makes.

[bsaka7]

and the sails burn down like paper | charles/alex | 16.2k | au - 1990s | for @chicfest

“Wait, wait!” Charles shouted out to the attendant standing at the end of the boarding ramp. He was short on breath, practically panting. His backpack bounced against his back, and his once-crisp shirt was soaked with circles of sweat. He was late for his cruise.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[wheelie-butch]

Fun game for Pride Month:

When you're at a event, count how many people with mobility aids there are. If it seens low, think about why that might be. Count how many disabled bathrooms. Count how many unavoidable steps. Try and find one accessibility issue at the event and afterwards contact the organisers to ask them to fix it.

Many disabled queer people are left out of the Pride month celebrations due to accessibility issues, so if you're able to be there, you're already in a position to make it better.

Don't forget your disabled siblings this Pride!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[callisteios]

hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[great-and-small]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes