charlie has learned the truth about vaggie and now learns to be careful about asking her gf to make promises using playground rhymes
Vaggie: “Cross my heart, hope to die…”
Charlie: “Wait I'm regretting this-”
Vaggie: “Lute stuck a sword in my head and-
Charlie: “Vaggie don’t.”
Vaggie: "-cut out my fucking eye.”
Charlie: “From now on let’s just pinkie swear, okay?? Let’s just pinkie swear.”
Lucifer: “I think it’s a good sign Maggie can joke about it!”
Charlie: “Dad. You’ve been depressed for thousands of years. You wouldn’t know a good sign of mental healthiness if it turned into a rubber duck and bit you.”
Vaggie: “Wanna hear the verse where Lute rips off my wings and I spend the next three years lying to the love of my life about it?”
Lucifer: “Okay!!!”
Charlie: “NO.”
Vaggie: “But babe, what if I sang?”
Charlie: “…still NO.”
Vaggie: “We could harmonize on my despair..?”
Charlie: “…….uughhghghg FINE. But we're doing a triumphant reprise afterwards. With love.”
Lucifer: “Can me and the duckies do the backup chorus!?”
Vaggie: “You and the ducks are the only ones who can do the backup chorus, sir.”
Lucifer: “AWW SHUCKS! C’mon girls! Let’s sing about Maggie’s miserable life!”
Charlie: “Her HAPPY life, dad! She’s going to have a HAPPY one now.”
Vaggie: “I already do with you here, sweetie.”
Charlie: “….”
Vaggie: “...Charlie?”
Charlie: “Give me a sec. Can’t sing while smiling this hard, sorry.”
Vaggie: “Sure. Take your time.” (is smiling too hard to sing too)
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I love love love Owl Song, will Cass and the rest of the Batkids appear? And if so, when and how? Bc I want to see Cass and Dick nonverbally bonding ✨
Well, as of now Owl Song is still on track to end with Ethiopia so, probably not >.<
Although I think Dick would be very unnerved by Cass at first. He’s not used to humans being so quiet and communicating with body language alone, so he (rightfully) clocks her as a potential threat at first. Cass obviously recognizes this and would deliberately put herself into situations where she’s vulnerable and Dick would have a very easy time to injure her (similarly to how puppies expose their bellies to other dogs in a “I’m not a threat please accept me as pack” kind of way).
Eventually Dick would relax a little and watch closely if she’s just as docile around his other (squishy) family members. Once he’d ascertain that she’s no threat to any of them he’d tentatively allow her closer to the nest, and after a few days invite her inside for obligatory cuddle sessions by giving her a first coo (opposed to the wary hoots and chitters of before).
Cass fits herself so carefully inside the nest Dick gets impatient and just pulls her into the pile of limbs with a huff.
Dick feels a bit bad about not inviting her earlier because she’s radiating such unbridled joy-soft-love-content-gratefulness he doesn’t know how he could ever assume she’d hurt them. She’s as much a protector as he is.
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I'm so biased when it comes to Taka, but I REALLY wanted a Taka song! Like either for Mondo's trial or after Mondo's execution. Or a song with both Mondo and Taka. Like. C'monnn!! I needed more Mondo and Taka stuff! They gave me nothing but a few seconds of them together.
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I can’t believe I haven’t seen any post-game komahina content using Only Us from dear evan hansan we are sleeping on this possibility y’all
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