#so useless

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Song Mo: The capital city is on fire, we should do something!

Empress: Have you considered that the emperor is having a little nap?

[elmodoescrimes]

reading fanfics about useless lesbians.

[a-timely-problem]

Me: wants to be a teacher

Teachers: have classes in front of them and have to sometimes give lectures

Uni: "... that's actually the worst way to teach someone"

Me: "what else am I supposed to do?"

Uni: "...that isn't our problem"

[stvllioner]

tbh if people can surpass ao3 fuckass donation goals, yall can help Palestine, Congo, Yemen and many other important causes. nothing infuriates me more than seeing people gaf about shit that isnt important. you needing to fap isnt more important than people dying and being enslaved on this mf earth.

p.s: ao3 racist asf & supports israel.

[carni-val]

I knew she was gonna win considering she’s in her hometown, but Tiffany’s constant flip flopping around cashing in makes her so boring and I really hope she doesn’t win this title. Sorry.

[tarrarre]

Another thing to add to my list of why I am pissed off is that I attended this free maths tutoring thing we have, it opens at 11, skipped a lecture to get a place cause it gets packed quickly, arrive at like 11:01 and there's like a million people there. I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlkyshxrtcke]

There are days when i think about them telling me not to go, and that i’m selfish, so selfish, but they also couldn’t think of any reasons for me to stay. I don’t have a purpose ★

[inadequeer]

ive been sick all week. took a covid test and it was thankfully negative but im gonna be so mad if i have another fucking kidney infection cause i already had one this year and i feel like one life threatening organ infection is enough for one year

[akuasucc]

aj dybantsa visited the lds church oh im sure

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[characterarc]

periods suck

[torosiken]

wish im dead soon

[thetitankelsou]

Got pulled over for the first time ever today, then got pulled over again 90 seconds after that

[beafarm]

how long does it take to become a normal human being?

[shouldnotbethunking]

I see your Bruce Wayne is dating Batman rumors and raise you this:

Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Red Hood. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Bruce Wayne’s dead son. Everyone knows Red Hood hates Batman. This is all a very open secret. Everyone knows Tim Drake and Red Robin have a very public beef with one another. And that Red Hood used to have a very public (but much more violent) beef with the third Robin.

This leads to the general accepted truth being that Red Hood hates Batman because he is fucking his dad, and Tim Drake and Red Robin dislike each other because Tim’s brother beat up Red Robin, and, once again, Red Robin’s dad is fucking Tim’s. Everyone feels a little bad for Red Robin, being at the end of both Red Hood’s and Tim Drake’s distaste, because the former is a crime lord and the latter is Timothy Jackson Drake.

This, naturally, reaches the JL whom does not know Batman’s identity yet. Green Arrow makes a passing comment about having also fucked Wayne, which Batman overhears. Cue absolute bat confusion, which he does not show. And that was how the great Batman found out that he accidentally 100% enforced the rumors that he was dating himself by the way he replied to reporters strange questions that in hindsight were so incredibly obvious.

This whole time, Young Justice is having the time of their lives (while also becoming increasingly concerned) as they watch Tim switch between devices as he replies to himself on different accounts on Twitter to further his own feud with Red Robin.

And Jason is. Not sure how he feels. On one hand, Bruce is now very uncomfortable about many, many things. And people yell at Batman when he starts treating Jason like his son (especially when he yells “I’m not your son!” Because what kind of boyfriend would try to make their boyfriend’s kid their own when they clearly don’t want to be). That’s an upside. But on the other, this implies that he is Bruce’s son. And that brings up a lot of feelings he doesn’t want to deal with. And back on that first hand, people have mostly stopped making thirst traps of his dad (gross). And on the second once more, they have started shipping Red Robin and Tim.

And the others are just sitting back and enjoying the ride (they are absolutely a part of this, but I’m too lazy to type out and come up with ideas for the rest)