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Thoughts on selkie jason todd?
SELKIE
Look I’m a sucker for mythological creatures and selkies hold a soft spot in my heart (although I get anger issues reading the og myths most of the time because literally the number of people that considered it okay to steal the selkie’s seal skin and then had the audacity to be sad when the selkie found it and LEFT is frankly astounding, like, bro).
But Selkie!Jason is such a sweet concept I’m just gonna list some headcanons below 💚
Remember Jason’s red hoodie? That’s his seal skin. Living on the streets, the only truly secure place for him to keep it was on him. And the first time Alfred took it to wash it (not realizing what it is) he went downright feral thinking Bruce was trying to trap him. The hoodie was returned to Jason posthaste, but Bruce and Alfred simply assumed that Jason was so protective of it because his mom gave it to him or something.
Once Jason gets used to the manor he takes to safely stashing his seal skin in his room. Bruce and Alfred held to their promise of never going inside without their permission, so he finally relaxed after a couple tense months.
Bruce finds out about Jason’s Selkie heritage by accident when Jason sneaks out of his room at night to take a dip in the pools deep inside the cave system running below the manor. Bruce panics when Jason goes inside and doesn’t come back up for air for several minutes and dives in after him. Only to come face to face with a wide eyed baby seal.
It takes forever for Bruce, Dick, and Alfred to find Jason in the cave systems afterwards. Dick manages to coax him out by pretending to drown until there’s suddenly a little seal pup nudging him back towards the surface.
All the cuddles. Have you seen baby seals? They are ADORABLE.
Jason ends up feeling safe enough to just— leave his seal skin lying around the manor. At first it’s a test, to see what the others will do now that they know. But everyone either pointedly ignores it or picks it up to hand it back to him if they need the space. Eventually Jason even allows it maintain its natural form of actual seal skin instead of a disguised hoodie or jacket.
When Jason dies, his seal skin is still lying on the armchair in Bruce’s study where left it. Nobody dares to touch or move after Jason’s death. Bruce cannot bear to bury it with his son.
(When Jason comes back he thinks Bruce stole his skin)
#Selkie Jason Todd#Selkie au#Selkie#there are some awesome Selkie fics on AO3 btw!#so definitely check the Selkie Jason tags#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#batman#alfred pennyworth#Nightwing#we’re pretty close to mermay aren’t weg
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the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger
#uhh#disordered eating cw#just in case#mumbling#like jfc i know i’m not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame#but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS#and most people don’t go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!!#and we’re so blasé about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight#and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things#like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD#you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad it’s like being less alive#the times i’ve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move more‚ getting better sleep etc)#it’s been WARM#burn hotter move freer feel happier#and also the way hunger feels when you’ve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger#it’s actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same#that shit is not ‘being really hungry’ it’s a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged#and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight#i’ve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and that’s a guesstimate#but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me#i’m fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal
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ex-coworker was like ‘I don’t know what that intern was talking about when she said you came across as cold, I’ve always felt like you have a warm personality’ & I was like. well you’ve never seen me when I was pissed off lol
#my ramblings#saying this with full self-awareness: I can be a pretty cold & vindictive bastard#it just never shows up with her because 1) we’re not close enough where she’d see me at that kind of angry#2) her disposition is very… fuwafuwa… she’s really tall but I always forget because she never feels like she’s looking down on me#whereas I say outright ‘I like wearing heels so I can look down on people’ lol#plus she likes asking for my input on stuff so I feel heard a lot when I’m with her#and I tend to get prickly when I feel like what I say Just Doesn’t Matter#replace me with a mirror so you can talk to yourself. it’s clearly what you’re doing.#But The Intern Is With A Supervisor Who Is Much Better Suited To Her
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hi ana i know this week has been hard, how was your weekend? i hope you had time to relax and regroup.. sending much love your way 💞
hi angel! thank you so much, i did i did! I hope your week was gentle to you and that you had a nice weekend as well 💖 here’s my weekend in a couple pics hehe ofc you get details in the tags bc this IS ana wantbytaemin after all 🥲🫡
#we’re still catsitting and i snuggled w the baby for a while on Saturday morning which was so 🩶 bc he doesn’t like pets very much. he’s got#pretty severe arthritis so whenever he wants pets you best believe he gets them.. sweet angel i’ll miss him so much 🥺#then saturday morning roommate and i went to this new ramen bar in the city centre and had some mizamen it was SOOOO good#and the painted street is actually a city project of making some of the very narrow central streets pedestrian only zone and so they’ve#just recently painted part of this street and put CATS on it hehehe i loved it SO much#and then on Saturday night we went to an art/design exhibition and i have SOOOOO many pics form there#from* there i loved it SO much! and there was a concert after it which my friend really wanted to go to so we went#and then as roommate & i live close to the concert place we all went back to ours and had some wine & cat snuggles 🩶#and THEN from today that’s my silly dog aziza with as you can see a totally appropriately sized stick#<- pic from our 3 hr walk in the park#and now im doing chores and chilling and such so yea!!! good weekend all in all i managed to not think about the week and how i went#through all of Dante’s circles of hell LMAO
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✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡ HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PRETTIEST BOY THERE EVER WAS/IS/WILL BE!! (੭ु ›ω‹ )੭ु⁾⁾♡ fushiguro has always had a huge piece of my heart & i think of him fondly <33 here are some of my fave pics of him!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ hehee!! i made cupcakes too!! everyone make sure you line up & grab one to celebrate megumis special day!! <333
#ᕱ⑅ᕱ.* journals!#GOOOOD MORNIE!!! EVERYBUN SAY IT W ME!!!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১#HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY MY PRETTY BOOOYYYY!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡#ik i don’t talk ab him as much as my other faves but megumi has impacted my life greatly & i am holding him SO CLOSE TO ME FOREVER!!#he is forever & always so so special to me & has his own lil section in my heart & soul <333#anyways we’re throwin a whole parade for him in the city of lovers!! come on by!! hehee!! :3#˚ʚ♡ɞ˚megumi
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the leftist sphere online and its insistence that nuance is critical while it completely waives it and transforms major issues into black-and-white is so….
#thinking of israel. the left (online) is so highly reactionary it’s absurd. the only thing that isn’t complicated is israel’s#documented war crimes against people within the near & middle east- particularly palestine of course#the military occupation isn’t complicated- though look even somewhat closely at any strain of its existence and that is complicated. heavil#leftism online with infographics and people “watching people learn and never learning themselves” is so frustrating#i am tired of people doing pop-research claiming to be authorities. you’re not on the ground. you have time in abundance.#do the hard work of giving justice to the stories of palestinians jews and yes even israelis since there#is a well-documented culture of revolt against the alt-right gov by its citizens- born and immigrated.#there’s so so much and so so much gets dismissed. if we were all on the ground this wouldn’t be an issue- but seriously.#we’re not. we only have time and conversation. and all of that is disregarded for easy reactionary targets#*this wouldn’t be an issue as in we would obviously have no ‘free time’ to divvy on research#i expect nothing from palestinian journalists and civilians but to do what they can even if that’s so bare as survive#it’s a hope rather than expectation#but if you’re in the west (if you’re reading this ik pretty much everyone following me is) you have an abundance of time to#remember nuance and history is real btw and especially that the history of jews and palestine pre-1948 is extremely intertwined#my one brief statement is you’re not decolonial if you want palestine to be drawn back to 1948. that’s quite the opposite really.#look into it man
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real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.
will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again
#so random disclaimer this girl is like a year older than me and in high school it’s like a nono for older and younger batch to like be#a thing so i know i generally have no chance but i like to live in my own insanity and the progression of my crush on her has been absolute#ly cuckoo bananas. so like it started out as ‘i wanna be your friend’ and progressed into ‘shit they’re really pretty’ to ‘wow ur so??’ to#‘fuck i like them’ and then it died down and then by all golly it came back but more of a hallway crush now which is bearable bc i’m#not really a part of their life?? like we know each other but we don’t wave and shit and we don’t like ever interact that much so i was lik#ok this is fine bc they literally never think of me so i’m just admiring from afar. and the FIRST inciting incident was i request them onig#and i expect to not get accepted because according to their friends they onyl accept close friends and i’m like k this is a bad idea probs#but the worst that could happen is i get left in their follow requests right?? RIGHT?? but then within like two hours of reqing. lord.#i got. ACCEPTED. and they requested back. and suddenly it’s +1 tangibility like ok?? maybe we’re not as strangers as i thought we were#i later discovered i was not that special for this but also?? cool?? anyways for a while it kind of laid dead and we never spoke at all eve#tho i was in their acc now (at this time they barely posted but whenever they did it was so?? funny like they would slap the randomest shit#on that acc) and it was still a hallway crush altho my friends r awful (/pos) people who would always make me pass their hallway and i#would run into them so often but at this point we only ever like exchanged glances and they would walk right past me like i wasnt even ther#but THEN the second incident happened which was basically we had to play instruments for this christmas event thing and bc they’re literall#y amazing they played for it and i was roped into it and. i was so gay the whole time. bc who wears a leather jacket to school and gets the#prettiest haircut ever right on the last day before a long break?? and the worst part is whenevr something confusing happened they would#turn to me and this one other person and we’d b laughing together. like we r friends. and they’re so fucking nice they were checking up on#us the whole time i was literally dying i kept dropping my pick and stealing looks AURURUGH and they’re so gen funny and interesting i just#and the first few days of holiday break i just couldn’t stop thinking abt them it was so bad? like that was the moment where i was genuinel#like is this more than a hallway crush… eventually it died back down until the next event we had to play together where they were being SO#SO much more comf w me? like exchanging knowing looks when smt funny happens and that stuff.. at this point i didnt even know what to like#think of my crush on them so i just let it be yk. atp they’re not even waving at me in the hallways at all still so maybe they’re just bein#nice! BUT NO. THAT IS UNTIL I AUDITIONED FOR A BAND (theyr in charge of accepting) AND THEY ACCEPTED ME WHICH COOL BUT LIKE A DAY LATER I#HEARD FROM OUR MUTUAL FRIEND THAT THEY SAID ‘yeaa im so happy i got (my name)’ AS IN IN THE BAND. LIKE. HELLO?? HI U THIUGHT ABT ME?? and#during the first band mtg where everyone’s all awk they kept making eye contact w me and asking if i was good and making sure i got to say#smt before anyone made a decision and it. murdered. me. i’m sorry maybe it’s the fanfic writer in me or this shit is literally nothing and#think they’re just nice to everyone but who cares bc it means they’re nice to ME too. and then last week happened. which was like the nail#in the coffin. INTERACTION ACTIVITY. I IMPULSIVELY ASK IF THEY WANNA B GROUPMATES AND THEY SAY YES. THEY ONLY TALK TO ME AND THEIR FRIENDS.#I ACT STUPID. THEY ALUGH AND TOUCH MY SHOULDER. I ASK ABT THEIR CAMERA AND THEY GO ON A LONG-ISH (cute) RANT ABT SMTH. THEY ASK WHY I HAVE#BIG ASS STACK OF POST ITS. WE TALK. THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES. SUDDENLY. THEY SAY A FULL HELLO IN THE HALLS. THEY WAVE AT ME A DAY LATER. FUCK
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Yo this is super random I know so don’t feel pressured to answer or anything. But I used to be active in the homestuck community and now I’m sort of getting back into it but I don’t really have any friends in the community anymore and tbh u seem cool so I wanted to ask if you have like a discord server or something? I know it’s stupid to do this anonymously but my tumblr is associated with homestuck content and I don’t want people to see that? Just if you were to post this Originally I wanted to msg you on Twitter but I somehow can’t
Jesus I seem like a creep I swear I’m not but yeah I’m rambling and now that I think about it I could have send you a private message but In my head that would be even creepier? Idk mb I swear I’m not weird
All chill man, haha. There’s no need to feel nervous I seriously don’t give a shit as a guy who is also a relentless rambler.
No I don’t have a server or anything (I’m a pretty small account (I think)) unless you count the one with like… 5 people on it who are all my close friends. I am on Borzoi’s DirkJake server but I’m only active quite sporadically.
I opened up my DMs on Twitter (didn’t realise they were closed. Whoops) if you are interested in hitting me up there for conversation about Homestuck or something. I warn you though I am 100% awful at DMs and everyone can attest to this.
#I further warn you that you’re going to make absolutely zero homestuck friends via me#I’m buddies with some artists and guys but not close buddies with any Homestuck fans really. Minus my friend Isaac#He says hi#(not joking. sent him this and he says hi)#Again though#I really just have to warn you I’m bad at DMing#my closest friends don’t even DM me because I am so ass at it. They just tag me on priv Twitter if they want to speak to me#Just be my mutual or something honestly.#That’s probably the best way for conversation to start there. maaaybe?#My homestuck interests are also very specific. Anotber warning. Woof#I’m an alpha kids guy. Mainly DirkJake obviously#but I’ll still talk about other shit. Haha#let your tumblr free though. The people can’t know you’re a Homestuck?#hashtag let it happen#(homestuck)#man I ended up rambling in tags too. We’re one in the same anon.#strangest and best ask I ever got. Pretty good
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no more ‘I’m living in your walls’ now we have ‘I’m hiding in your garden’
#close my eyes#almost feel bad using it for this#but I’m pretty sure we’re all hiding in lukes garden rn so#luke hemmings#5sos#5 seconds of summer#boy ep#also the first saying being insensitive about psychosis so
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that one scene in the picture of dorian grey where dorian makes basil tell him his secret and his secret was idolatry and he starts going into detail about everything he thinks about dorian and how much he takes over his thoughts and work and THAOS LAST LINES
“How much that strange confession explained to him! The painters absurd fits of jealousy, his wild devotion, his extravagant panegyrics, his curious reticences—he understood them all now, and he felt sorry. There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance.” - page 116
#i love that line#uts so so true#i used to be in love with my best friend im pretty sure both of them at different points#thankfully i never actually told her any of this and we’re still close even if i don’t see her every day#i fall in love a little bit with every person i care for#anyways i’m gonna be screaming abou that line for the rest of the day#that and basils description of dorian and everything on those three pages#sodaramblestoomuch
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Friend C texted me to tell me that she’s going to ask our mutual friend, my roommate, if she would be C’s suitemate next year. This was already concerning enough bc my roommate and I had made plans with our current suite to stick together, but something about the way C phrased it made me ask if I would be included in the suite. The answer is
✨ no! ✨
So if my roomie says yes, I will be without roommate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pro-tip: I am going to fucking lose it!
#I don’t even know what to say!! Why would you ask that!!#Because obviously my 2 suitemates are going to room together since they’ve been doing that for 2 years#and my roommate and I met them through a mixer so we’re friends but not CLOSE friends#HELLO! WHY WOULD YOU JUST INFORM ME OF THAT ASSUMING THAT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH IT?? WHY DID I HAVE TO ASK BEFORE YOU TOLD ME#THAT YOU WERE PRETTY SURE THEYD ONLY LET YOU HAVE ONE SUITEMATE??#💌
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god damnit life is so close to fully ruining against me! For me but they will not WIN but like how can I possibly have so many negative memories associated with one band and still listen to them on purpose.
#.#there’s the Bad Ex of course and that concert we attended during which I was being deceived about their identity the entire time. was Cool#but I wanna see them live again to override that memory honestly#now tell me why the other night I worked coat check and spent much of my time there just stressing over this failed attempt#to do conflict resolution with like one of my best friends trying like hell to be strong in having any sense of self preservation#literally just trying to have. normal clearly communicated boundaries followed#and not far into this convo it’s made pretty clear that we are like not on the same page at all and she is just. not aknowledging#the fact that she hurt me and why#and then the dj starts spinning black me out as we’re closing up 😭#which me and this friend had done in karaoke like probably multiple times auuuughhhh pain#genuinely wonder if we met like a few years sooner could I have saved her. could she have saved me. could she get what she wanted without#this shit#idk#I am incapable of not idolizing people even when they give me every reason not to apparently#but it’s not even about idolizing or saving or anything I just admired her so much and I care about her so much and I feel so stupid now#can’t fucking pick up on the same between the lines unspoken shit that everybody else can apparently
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sometimes the love i have for my mam just really comes out and hits me in the stomach and now i’m sitting here with my feet in a river. trying not to cry
#like. she is not perfect! not even close. and so much of what i don’t like about me came from her but god. i do love her. more importantly i#like her. and she is trying! they’re both trying so fucking hard and i needed that ten years ago but it is here Now! this is what i get!#and it isn’t what i should’ve gotten but it is what i get and it’s still pretty fucking good if im being fair#just had a chat with her about me and some revelations i’ve about how i go through life and think and function and how shit i am at it lol#and she was like. ok. ok we can work with that. what do you need.#are u kidding me!!!!!! this would not have happened five years ago and it’s happening now ! the sheer relief i felt i think i might#get sick lmao. just. she loves me. we’re trying. it’s a good day today#delete later
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i need opinions on smth rly quick
#theres this guy i’ve hung out with a couple times and both times were pretty flirty and he wasnt shy about casually touching me#the last time we hung out he spent the night and slept in my bed and we cuddled and whatever#but since then i’ve barely been able to get a single response a day from him#ik maybe he’s busy and whatnot it just feels off#my question here ig is should i try asking him out again#for more context the last time we hung out was a movie date at my apartment and i’d previously texted him asking if he’d wanted to watch#a movie sometime but he never actually answered that then a couple days later he asked if i wanted to watch a movie#so i think it’s possible if i did ask it would just get a delayed response if that makes sense#i don’t want to come off too forward or clingy or smth bc i’ve kind of been the one to message every time since i’ve kinda assumed he’s one#of those people that you just don’t talk to unless you start the conversation#and it’s not like i rly have anything to lose tbh we’re not super close friends or smth it’s just been a couple casual dates#so. should i ask him to get dinner or smth yes or no
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Goob morging ❤️ I woke up with the visual of Charlie in a white tux carrying a white bouquet and now I’m laying here thinking about what big huge production he’d put on to propose to me sfghjkl
#I also woke up with the sentence ‘goob morging’ stuck in my head so you have to see it too sdgjkl#but Yee; I closed my eyes and saw him all dressed up in a pretty white tux…#with a bouquet of white roses….#smiling ear to ear and walking into paddy’s….#like baby… what do you have planned sfhjl#I know we’re already married but I never thought about how he would propose 🤔#I kind of assumed before I rly started diving into his character that he wasn’t a big proposal guy#even tho the first episode I ever saw was the one where he wrote a whole musical to propose… ahdjfl so that was unfair to assume#and I was just like ‘well I guess I’ll be the one who proposes then!’#but I don’t think that’s right anymore ahfk#plus he looked rly handsome in that tux 🥺👉👈#and I just think he’s get dressed up and do something sweet for me…#I just don’t know what yet ahdjffl#ren speaks#renlie
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i love pnat dynamics so much i cannot put it into words everyone is so wrong about each other except when they are right. nobody talks to anyone they should be talking to that would make for interesting and compelling character development. the interpersonal drama is so burdened that characters can barely look at each other without feeling horrible. its so genuinely unironically my favorite
#paranatural#edit this is NOT praising the writing. this is dunking on it. not bad dunking exactly like affectionate dunking but dunking nonetheless#its ‘wow youre terrible. i like you.’ we’re bitter exes. we’re divorced#ive been reading this comic for so long and theyve been with me for so long sometimes i forget everyone is like 12#characters u feel u have grown up with but they have stayed the same. you are the one who has changed.#anyway in my little imaginary mega headcanon au theyre all college students right now and they will deal with college student depressi#on right there with me#‘there are already adults in pn’ well i dont care about them have you considered that.#isabel guerra is a 22yo lit major who hasnt experienced summer the same way since she was 16 and misses it#max puckett is her roommate who sits upside down on their shitty apartment couch while isabel works on her thesis and he talks to her about#camera techniques. ed calls from art school three states over sometimes but they arent as close as they were when they were 12 and that gap#has only widened. they both want things to go back to how they were before but neither know how#isaac age 23 still feels his emotions very strongly but has gotten better at confronting them#hes 23 so hes a dumbass bc 23yos are dumbasses but hes working so that by his 30s he’ll get his psychology lisence to help confused kids#johnny and isabel started hanging out in highschool and haven’t stopped since. he comes over a lot for him and isabel to bounce ideas#off each other. he helps her w her lit research bc isabel loves it but is kinda shit at it. johnnys an english major#so hes better with that stuff but still pretty stupid. hes just got good at old english bc of forge#if it gets late sometimes theyll just turn the lights out and listen to the fan run in the dark. they usually keep that part a secret though#max knows he just doesn’t say anything. isabel appreciates it.#rj goes to the same art school as ed and studies photography. theyre really good at it they’ve gotten some big gigs#but their favorite thing to photograph is their friends every time theyre home#stephens getting his media degree to start his own ghost hunting show. he has a youtube channel but hes trying too hard w it.#needs 2 loosen up and have some fun. ollie wants 2 be a veterinarian but hes taking a couple gap years while taking on and off classes#at the local community college. hes doin pretty good#i did not realize how much ive been typing. beddy bye goodnight <3
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