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lonelytamagotchi · 8 months
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Big titty problems
Sports bras are a nightmare to get into
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tenebrius-excellium · 1 month
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I will be looking at some fishies tomorrow O_O
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paramountpetrichor · 5 months
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Not a public proshiper myself because of heavy fear
but Lunar x Eclipse x ruin. Especially with Ruin tricking both to their side to work with them.
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first off i am So sorry this took like a week to get to (im still workin on the other thing in my inbox too i prommy </3) and second off, God thats so Real. there's a reason i use a sideblog to be proship instead of my main and that's bc of one huge reason: excruciating anxiety
anygays here's your request <3 if you dont know what the image is based off of please check the cut bc i put it (as well as a lightningless version) under there <3<3<3
ALSO bc this doesn't exactly fit the 'Ruin tricking both of them' part of your request (more like Ru and Lu teaming up to trick Ecci lmao), feel free to ask for another <3 i lovelovelove requests and am actually pretty satisfied with this piece heehee
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tha lightningless ver
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tha og inspo <3
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Me overthinking if they'd think I'm weird for drawing them or they'd absolutely cry in joy because someone drew them
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nomaishuttle · 1 year
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exciting day so far
#264 (the couple who pays extra to have their bed made every day (which is crazy)) knocked over a CLOCK in their room#the wife did it on accident luckily she was ok.but i had 2 hunt down maintenance to fix da clock and i thought i found a guy but apparently#he wasnt actually a maintenance guy So i might kms. but he said hed find a maintenance guy for me so..#bc my boss was like ok ryan (head of maintenance (wnd housekeeping but hes a maintenance guy. my boss is the real head of housekeeping lol)#might be in the maintenance shop. and i was like okie went in and he wasnt 💀💀💀 so i just saw a guybwearing black which i thinkk is#maintenance color and i was like halp me ! and he was like erm yeah ill find a maintenance guy for you ^-^#it was so awk tho. my job on weekdays (except tuesdays bc thats the day they get cleaned) is 2 make the bed and its usually umm#shes usually in da shower with her caretaker. not like eith but. ykwim. and the husband is usually asleep on da couch#but i got there like 10 minutes early so they were both up and also yhe husband was like Are you a guy can you help and i was like erm no#and i misunderstood i thought he was having like#a medical or#something else issue. yk. but then i overheard him talking to the wifes caretaker and realized he said CLOCK. and i was like ohhh ok..#but i finished the bed and said okie ill find a maintenance guy t come help asap :]#and he was like thanks 👍 hes very sweet idk if we had spoken b4. well probably but idr much of it#i think ive mainly spoken to da wife b4. shes very sweet shes had a stroke so its a bit difficult to understand her sometimes but shes very#nice.. i ws sooo worried thenfirst day bc allegedly we got there early (aka the time they usually went to do the bed) so now k do it at 9#which is mildly inconvenient but not too bad. ideally id be making the bed b4 i starty rooms 4 the day bc i have like an hour anf a half to#do my morning work. so i could just slot ir in real easy.. but its all good jo worries. but ya so she was kind of irritated the first day#and also it was my first time speaking to someone who had had a stroke. so i didnt realize thats just like. how she ralks and thought she#was just super duper mad. and i was like eep! but its ok.
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penandswords · 3 days
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AWw but you SEEMED fine going to the soul society. WHY not space?
/OHhh We crossing Verses here are we?/ (Just so you know those two verses are not linked) ------------
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"That's different. With Shunsui and Ukitake I have access to my world and can go back whenever I want."
She takes a deep panicked breath.
"I CAN'T do that here, and I would LIKE TO go home. NOW."
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kindlythevoid · 2 months
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GUYS HELP WHERE'S THE ONE WRITING ADVICE POST THAT GIVES SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO WORK AROUND THE "THEN [ACTION]" CONUNDRUM FOR INTRODUCING AN ACTION STATEMENT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M RUNNING INTO THIS PROBLEM AS A PROBLEM AND I CAN'T FIND THE POST AND SO I AM REQUESTING AID.
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sirazaroff · 6 months
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I have bees schnees stuck bouncing around my brain. Halp
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💥💥💥 🔨 alright everyone come get your nightly gay idiots before Weiss strangles someone
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crimeronan · 1 month
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Bruh, what would happen if Hunter were to show up and find Luz without any memories of him? If Amity, Lilith, or Raine, or any functional adult are with him and Belos didn’t remove them, then Luz wouldn’t think she’s really gone crazy.
i'm imagining that things in this timeline progress the same way they do normally, which means that after luz has been living with camila for a couple months, hunter knocks at the door. and when camila opens it, he very politely very non-anxiously very normally asks to speak with luz.
in the OG timeline, luz hears his voice and immediately has a Full Meltdown and comes running over to tackle him. in This One, i think luz would hear his voice and immediately get a splitting headache. and she's like. i should know that voice.... i think.... or should i.....?
you know when you recognize an actor in something but you can't quite place their face?? it's like that. but significantly more intense and confusing
luz goes to see who's at the door and peers over camila's shoulder autism creature style. hunter calls her name and tries to push past camila to get to her. luz flinches back with surprise. camila goes NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH REPORTERS WHO CAN'T MIND THEIR BUSINESS HERE FOR A LIFETIME. OUT.
and kicks hunter out. and threatens to call the cops when he won't leave the porch.
hunter goes back to the demon realm like "hiiiii amity and/or raine and/or darius. the humans did something nefarious to luz. pls come halp."
PROBABLY amity is the one he'd bring, since she's the least involved in running the empire. which is unfortunate for them because amity is Absolutely not equipped for this. great for me, though!!
so hunter comes back to the house with amity. and THIS time when luz sees them, her face Lights Up. and she's like "oh!! amity!! hi!! :DDD" like. she's just So Fucking Relieved to have someone here that she 100% recognizes in a way that does NOT give her a headache. nothing fuzzy or confusing about amity!! maybe she can help luz sort out which of her memories are real!!
and then she turns to hunter and is like "you should have just TOLD me you know amity!! i would have let you in before!!"
and he's like.
hello.
What.
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poppy-metal · 9 months
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🍄 *slides back in* hai hello, somehow my mind has convinced itself of au slasher jordan li as a fucking need with that feral grin spreading across their face as they chase me. just gonna pretend to trip myself stfg ( even if I would do so anyway because me and heels don't mix rip my ankle ), would they care if I attempted to fuck them before possibly dying? is the pussy that good to avoid death? taunter jordan delighting in the tears falling down your cheeks, ringed fingers tilting your head up harshly to meet their eyes.....poppy send halp my brain is mushy ;)(( need grippy socks rn
seeing jordan plunge a knife into someone's gut would turn me on saurry not sorry. scrambling back from them, running isn't an option anymore - and them shaking their hair out when they take off their mask. bick black combat boots, blood on their knife. they lick the blade with a grin as they step over you, looming. "I've been waiting all night for this."
squatting and leanin over you, tracing the tip of the blade up your arm, something about the move seductive, the way their eyes trace the movement. till the knife rests at your throat, poised to slit it. "w-wait, jordan-" reaching up to grip their wrist. "you dont want this."
a dark eyebrow raising. but they're interested. head tilting just a little, "oh? what do i want then, freshmen."
you swallow, the bob of your throat pressing dangerously close to the razor sharp blade. it nicks the skin a little, but you make yourself hold their eyes.
your other hand comes up shaky, trembling. you dont bother to steady it, no use hiding your fear. they like it anyway, you can see the it. the way they bite their lip at you splayed out under them, the spider looming over the fly caught in its web.
you unbutton one of the buttons on your blouse. jordan zeroes in on the action. pupils dilating.
"you want me." your breath is shaky. but you're certain you're right. you unbutton another button. the swell of your tits now exposed and jordans breath hitches. they shift on top of you. "you can have me."
there's a moment of silence where you stare at eachother, the blade still at your neck. then, dimples appear on jordans cheeks, the grin they give you absolutely feral. "you sick bitch."
the blade is replaced with their hand the next second, gripped by the throat as they yank your lips to theirs in a rough kiss. you should probably be using the opportunity to try and wrangle the knife free from them but your arms come up to wrap around their shoulders instead as they push you back to the floor, spreading your legs to invite them between the cradle.
you are sick. sick for being wet, sick for kissing them back and enjoying this. you say its for survival, but you know its more than that.
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yorshie · 8 months
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I haven't stopped thinking about your saulmate au for 07 leo
But it got me on to thinking about bring soulmates with Leo in general, and the probability that even being his soulmate, New York will probably always be #1
Until you're in danger or something happens and reality sets in that you aren't a guarantee that he can always come home to
Thoughts? (Prayers)
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Leonardo, having to stop, hands on his knees in a quiet, private moment where he just gets to break down silently, because he has to choose something else. He can’t go to you. You can’t be his number one priority right this moment. He’s got obligations, something Bigger takes prescient before being able to go to you, to assure you’re safe.
And it rips him apart inside. Because he knows what he has to do. And he hopes you know he loves you with every beat of his heart, when you realize he has to choose something else. So he bottles up the scream of frustration, buries it underneath the weight of responsibility and his mask, and becomes downright ruthless in the ensuing battles.
It’s gotta be lonely, giving everything to someone that can’t offer the same. There’s times he’s fiercely protective, almost smothering, and you know it’s because he can’t always promise to be there when you need him. The city is dangerous, and he’s stuck in the shadows, and there’s other things lurking around that can figure out his weak points (you) if he’s not careful.
Until he has to make that choice in real time, when danger is a scant second away from taking you from him, and he realizes his priorities shift in between one breath and the next.
*melts into a little raccoon puddle and floats away in the current* th-thanks nonnie. Just. Just gonna think about this for a little bit.
Edit: came back cuz I realized this works for almost all the Leo’s I’ve seen so far. Halp. I hurt myself again. (Bayverse yikes. 07 yes yes. 03 cries for the short king. Rise. Rise…. Here’s the knife just make it quick for me please)
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psychosimp17 · 10 months
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The Psycho-Pass musings that are infiltrating my thoughts today:
I am steadfast in my refusal to lose hope in Kogami and Akane ending up together - even though I think it's much more likely for one of them to die *cough* AKANE *cough* than end up with a HEA bc of the dystopian hell they inhabit. (Come at me, the realist in me loves a good debate. 😜)
Think I found more proof to support the never-ending Shinkane/Koaka argument, but need someone from the Japanese side of the Fandom to help me out here: in one of the final scenes of the first movie, Kogami calls Akane 'a remarkable woman' - how does this translate in its original language? Bc honestly, he could have picked SO. MANY. WORDS. other than 'woman' there if his view of her hadn't changed by that time (ie: girl, kid, individual, detective, human, etc).
I've logged this little tidbit away to utilize in my next fanfic (sequel to the current one based on Providence), but did anyone else find it strange in S3 Episode 8 that Homura basically told Kei that he needed to get out of that abandoned building without being seen by the then occupied Ko and Gino? Why would that be important to him if they had no idea who he was at the time? Maybe we're missing something that will be addressed with S4...? Like was it MoFA who had info on him already or something more specific to Kogami or the Pathfinders??? (Pwease halp! The possibilities are driving me crazy!)
Can't wait to read your input, fellow Psychos! 😘
((Posted with my current fave Shinkane pic bc THIS SHIP WILL NEVER SINK. k, thanks, byeeeee!))
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totallyexhausted · 6 months
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Snippet of the Hirano sickfic with his parents that i promised and am NOW working on.... along with the Kagi one where he calls Hirano to ask him to come get him.... basically i need motivation and to force myself through his writer's block so, pleasssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee halp....
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“Are you sure you feel okay, sweetheart?”
“Hm. Yeah, sorry… just tired,” Hirano said softly, glancing down at his meal, picking through the contents slowly. He normally loved his mother’s cooking, but right now, right now, Hirano was sure if he put anything else in his stomach, despite the minuscule amounts he’d eaten, he’d vomit. And vomiting wasn’t something he wanted to do – his parents had been looking forward to him visiting, his father taking off work in order to spend time with him; they had plans, things to do… and ruining that by getting sick… well, that would just make the teenager feel like a bad son.
            But it was getting harder now. So fucking hard to concentrate, to see the food on the table clearly, or keep his head up. Everything felt way too hot; and even though the 17-year-old planned on excusing himself to turn in earlier for the night to fight off whatever the hell was wrong with him, he was pretty sure he was reaching the point where he’d no longer be able to stand properly. Everything felt like jelly; weak and shaky… his stomach in his throat every time he caught a glimpse of the food in front of him clearly. His head killing him, the bright lights hanging over the table piercing his eyes. Everything was spinning.
            Hirano groaned, dropping his head against his hand, closing his eyes briefly as his mother asked him something. Something moved to his right before a firm hand pressed against his cheek, sweeping over his forehead, brushing the bangs away from his face. Hirano groaned again as the cool touch wiped at the dampness across his forehead, and he felt the chopsticks slip through his fingers. He tried opening his eyes again, but the second they met the harsh lights above, the teenager clenched them shut, breathing lowly as someone pulled him back.
            “Taiga,” His father’s voice gentle against his ear as more things were shuffled and another hand ghosted across his forehead. His mother’s voice suddenly next to him, her hand running through his hair, “Sweetheart, you’re ill…”
            Hirano shook his head slowly, the movement jarring and difficult, as an arm braced behind his shoulders, a hand on his chest, pulling him up slowly. The teenager groaned as everything shifted, “M’f’ne…”
            Everything was hot. Nauseating and dizzy. The environment was moving around him behind closed lids, and Hirano forced them open as his father called him again. The moment light touched his eyes, the 17-year-old gagged roughly, having no warning before lurching forward, vomit spewing from his mouth as he struggled to remain upright. Whatever happened next was a giant blur. Nauseating and hot… everything felt wet and gross… and the smell was enough to make him gag.
            He wasn’t entirely aware of where he was until his head smacked against his father’s shoulder, a wet rag pressed against his forehead, another on the back of his neck. He felt warm water wash over his back, the smell of soap hitting his nostrils, and the 17-year-old whimpered. Soft fingers running through his hair, more water running across his back, and the sound of his mother humming softly.
             A calloused hand removing the rag from his neck before replacing it a minute later, and Hirano opened his eyes slowly as his head was tilted back gently, warm water poured over his hair. He squinted as the bathroom tile met him, bright and painful. He glanced towards his father, leaning over the bathtub… (puking in bathtub.)
“It’s alright, Taiga. It’s alright, son. Your mother and I will clean you up… you’re okay. Just get it up, Tai.”
            Tai. A nickname Hirano only heard when his father was worried about him. One that the teenager had come to associate with the idea that something was wrong...
Basically Hirano gets WRECKED, and we learn where Hirano gets his caring side.
Then with Kagi, Kagi gets really ill, and Hirano takes care of his sweet Kouhai... until he takes him to the hospital.... Snippet below:
...Since Kagiura came from a big family, he was probably used to having someone stay or sit with him while sick… Hirano always wanted to be alone when sick, but he never minded if someone was in the same room either. Whenever he felt really bad, he’d fall asleep to his mother holding his hand and stroking his hair or his father rubbing his back softly. But that had only happened a few times, the last being a year ago when he got really ill while visiting his parents over break. They wound up taking him to the hospital, and Hirano’s pretty sure he remembered puking in their car, and his parents bathing him at one point. Not really something the teenager tried to remember given how horrible he felt and how much he scared his parents...
The same feeling washed over Hirano as Kagiura grabbed at his shirt, threading his fingers through the material slowly. The older swallowed, pulling Kagiura closer as the younger groaned, his head smacking against Hirano’s chest.
The same protectiveness Hirano felt earlier. The need to shield him from the bystanders at the station, or the on-lookers on the train, or the people passing by the convenient store… the same feeling now, wanting to hold him close, and protect him from a sickness the older couldn’t prevent or from anyone who might barge into their dorm room. It wasn’t a particularly pleasant feeling, almost like panicked anger… but it wasn’t one Hirano really wanted to go away. Not right now. Not when Kagiura was relying on him in more ways than one...
“You’re rather good at taking care of people it seems, Hirano,”
“Shut up, Hanzawa. Kagiura! I need you to open your eyes and look at me.”
“H’no?”
“Hey, yeah. It’s me.”
“…S’hot…”
“I know. Hanzawa and I are gunna take you to the hospital. Your fever’s really high, Kagi-kun.”
“Such a sweet little nickname-”
“Are you going to help or are you just gunna talk all night? Grab his jacket, will you?”
“Kagi, I’m gunna help you up, okay?”
The younger groaned as Hirano moved his arm around his shoulders gently, pulling him in a sitting position, Kagiura’s head smacking against the older’s chest. He gagged roughly, spit trailing from his mouth along with the pitiful amount of water Hirano had gotten him to drink. (pukes on bedsheets - Hanzawa changes them while they are out).
“You’re okay, Kagi-kun… It’s okay, don’t worry about it.”  
(Hirano cleans him up as Kagi clings to him)
Kagi - “…dn’t… feel w-well.”
“I know. When we get to the hospital, you’ll start to feel a lot better, okay? I-I promise, Akira.”
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iciatheguardess · 8 months
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Hiiii it’s meeee elsie
conflicted Elsie
Look, you know as well as I do that I love TAOCC to freaking death
but like
I may have to partially step away from it after the current arcs are over.
these goofy goobers took over my life for the last three-ish months, and while I’ve had an amazing time, it’s…caused me to neglect other parts of my life, and restrict myself more than I should when it comes to how I am on this site. I’ve stated my intention to try and branch out multiple times but I never go through with it because I just…I have things to write here! I can’t! And yeah it’s fun but sometimes I get hurt even if people don’t mean to, like, I’ve gotten legitimately ill from this once or twice.
But I feel like even trying to step away a bit is somehow abandoning all of you or betraying your trusts. I want to stay friends with you guys, but my actual life and Irlsie has to come first most of the time, because I am not JUST Elsie, if that makes any sense. Elsewhere is and was always meant to be a sona for some interaction, maybe some friendos, but nothing this…involved, because I can’t put all of my social effort onto the internet because no matter what I do, the internet is not a completely genuine place, and I’ve accepted that. There are some parts of my personality I just don’t use. You don’t really ever see calm Elsie or mental illness Elsie or sappy Elsie, maybe once or twice, and that’s intentional. This is Writing Elsie’s blog, lol, but there’s other Elsie that needs to be allowed to exist outside of the internet, and I can’t neglect her or my actual life for the sake of this.
I honestly don’t know what to do here. I love these characters on a very personal level, and have poured my heart into them, and I don’t want to straight up leave them. Even only partially separating myself seems kinda pointless because I know what happens when someone gets really behind on the lore and has to be caught up on even just a day’s events to explain why Character A looks like this now or Character B is referencing this event, etc. etc.
But there’s a point where it’s not healthy anymore. Where things reach a place where I have to admit that this can’t be my entire life anymore. And I’m not entirely sure what on earth I should do about it…
If I do somewhat step back, it’ll probably be right after the vacation arc ends. i’m gonna pour my fluff loving heart and soul into that thing, don’t you worry. But you shouldn’t expect another dungeon or something like that from me unless I have a VERY good reason and a well formulated plan. Yes, I’ll probably still engage in shippery and fluff, as well as analysis, but mostly within the bounds of characters and dynamics we’ve already established, and not much farther than that. My one exception to the “after the vacation arc” rule would probably be Yelena’s arc, because of how long things in that section tend to take, for various reasons. Yelena’s arc is barely started, and stuff takes possibly days to move even a few hours in-universe. Sooooo….yeah, I wanna finish that, I’ve put too much work into it already to just stop it.
…dang this was only supposed to be a paragraph…
…pls halp, I have no idea what to do lol.
Ok. I've read over this a couple times.
First off, I'm talking to you as L here, and not Star. I am very, very proud of you for acknowledging this and understanding that this is getting unhealthy. I think it's very smart that you dont want to neglect your yourself irl and the fact you're saying this, and saying exactly what you'll be doing, I'm really proud of it.
To give you a clear answer, if it's going to help you irl then I think stepping back is smart. Especially from the trauma and angst, because that stuff hurts a LOT and it can be really, really detrimental and negatively affect irl things. What I DONT think is that it's betraying anyone. You need to be able to put yourself and your needs first in order to be your best self, and everyone understands that you can't be on tumblr 24/7 because, well, that's really really really really unhealthy and not good. I'm really glad you're telling me about this though so I, and everyone else who sees this, knows.
TAOCC is really great but there's a LOT of heavy things on here and with everything going on, it can be super weighing and really affect people irl. I can speak from experience because honestly, I'm in a similar situation. I won't speak much about that though. It's definitely addictive and can get really really unhealthy if you let it, and honestly it's not hard to let it.
I want you to do whatever you feel is best for you, no matter what that entails. Fei and Tails and Xeya and Kumo and so many others and I love you so much and do NOT want you neglecting yourself and your life irl for this- it's meant to be entertainment, not a lifestyle.
I think it's smart to finish Yelena's Arc before partially stepping back. And I think it's even smarter to not want to do another dungeon, because that whole thing was a massive angst-fest and I think it negatively affected people more than they care to admit. Shippery and fluff and minor things is a good boundary.
I'll wrap this up now, but again, I'm in full support of this decision because I want you to be at your best. You're right, you're not just Elsie. And it's not fair for you to only be Elsie when you're so much more than that. If stepping away from tumblr will help you take care of the other parts of your life that we aren't involved in or aware of, then please do so because no part of you and your life should be sacrificed for the sake of entertainment.
Again, I'm really, really proud of you for admitting this.
Please know we'll always support you and you're super important to all of us, so don't ever feel bad for putting your needs first. Irl things should always come first.
But no matter what always remember:
WE LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH AND YOURE SUPER IMPORTANT AND WE WANT THE BEST FOR YOUUU ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Everything I said is applicable for everyone else reading this too. Taocc is fantastic and we love it but it shouldn't completely take over your life. It's okay to take a break or step back fully if it means the best for your health and irl life. Please remember to take care of yourselves- and everything that Elsie talked about here is FANTASTIC self care. It may be hard, but it's also the best decision she can make for herself and may be the best decision for others too.
Alright- I think I covered everything. Don't ever feel like you're betraying us Elsie- it's not betrayal, it's self care. We'll still be here for you, always. Never forget that ❤️❤️❤️
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neverwalka1one · 30 days
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Magnus Protocol 27
Yes I skipped making one of these for 26, it was a week and a half and mostly it consisted of me going 'plz stop poking the Spiral Lady she might eat you' at Celia, so.
Kidnapping/consumption, there is no way that classification can mean good things, nope.
Sam just kind of... sucks at grunt work. Like. I know he never meant to do a busywork type of job, this was a fallback, but... look. If Lena wasn't bound and determined to Not Have To Hire More People, Sam would be out on his ass in a week. You don't get that sassy with an overbearing manager and not eat asphalt. Sam, that's a clue, take it, please, omg.
Lena is tidying away Colin's files. Can someone get us proof of life on Colin?
$10 says Lena's planning on feeding Sam to one of the externals.
Oh Gwen, living down to middle manager tropes are we?
Hi Augustus, horrible to hear you, what ye olde times horror do you have for us you utter psychopath?
Strong alchemy vibes, gotta love it
So the institute is instituting (Magnussing?) by committee, I think I'm seeing why the Institute didn't overpower this world.
.... this is Jonah Magnus. THIS IS JONAH MAGNUS HI JONAH YOU ASS WHERE DID YOU PUT JON AND MARTIN
The eeeeeeeeeeeeeeye [snork] dude, stahp.
... uh. That coach ate a dude.
Hey Magnus. Magnus. Go get et by a coach.
Boyle! I got that reference. And Boyle is from the same time as Newton, so like... what, is this a committee you get to join because you inherited a seat? What, my daddy's rich and in this secret society I am too? .... actually nm that's pretty on point.
So if Boyle and Newton are from late 1600's (ish), and these letters are from nearly 200 years later... were there earlier Magnuses? It sounds like the institute is being named after him personally, so if there were, why is he so special? If there weren't, how did he get into the >200 year old rich boy's club? Why is it still a committee? Or was Newton more part of what the government bit is, that wipes Institute-esque things off the map when they get too powerful? Halp.
Jonah Magnus magnussing over here feeding his colleague to a coach with very little to no remorse I applaud Archibald (who tragically does not appear to be a real person) for spending his last moments cussing out Jonah Magnus.
Jonah has figured out about the Fears. Smirke's coming up next, isn't he? Oh no.
'Do you ever get weird emails' '[deadpan] I'm openly trans on the internet.' Read her to filth, Alice. Get her ass.
'We're not doing this now.' Doing whaaaat, Gwen? Sorta hate-flirting? Approaching romance sidelong like it might bite? C'mon, you were having fun.
Nooooooooo not the breakrooooooooooooooooooom FINE I'll break out the transcripts.
'What was that?' 'That was sex, Sam.' OOF. Sam, my shrimp king, never let Alice know Celia said that, even in jest, she'll roast you forever. Also 'pretty decent' sex? Damned by faint praise much? Or is this one of those 'if I vaguely praise it it was awesome, but if I'm very enthusiastic I think it was trash' British things?
Trevor Herbert is the MP????? That hobo-ass vampire slayer? Oh god, at least he'll get on with Lady Mowbrey.
Nope, still hung up on TREVOR being an elected official, I can't, help.
Whoop, Celia is spooked by the Archivist, what, you didn't clue in... ohhhh. oh no. She didn't hear the story last week. With the eyes. hahaha oh no.
Oh sure Celia, you just 'happen' to find the Hilltop Road property, just coinkidink, yup, just got a 'feeling' about it, yah-huh. If there are spiders there I'm going to be yelling so loud.
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Hello ladies and gentlethems, guess who is back?
You know who should be a ship? Lily and Marlene. Like omgg they'll be THE couple. Ok not the IT couple cause in my mind that will always be marylily. But like the couple that no one saw coming but it makes so much sense and they're ruling the world now.
1) It starts off with Lily going to watch her practice (but nope she will never admit it she is just there to read mhmm)
2) OHH for the sake of dumb oblivious sapphics, (a lil love note to @her-midas-touch ) Lily thinks she is only going to the practice to watch James cause duhh all his flirting is finally starting to sink in or something but omg why is Marls flirting with me. Oh wait- she flirts with everyone. BUT WHY AM I GETTING AFFECTED BY THISS REMUS HEEELLPPPP
3) I think once her initial crisis is dealt with, Lily will start flirting back (which will in turn send Marlene into a crisis of her own cause omfg how to respond when someone that isn't Sirius flirts back sjndsjdkfnjd). I'm so dam sure that Lily will rope Mary and Remus into helping her get Marlene to admit she likes her too
4) Their dates would be so cliché but like thats the best part. Think riding in the same broom and watching the sunset in the clouds, sitting in the library and Marls watching as Lily gets excited and over focused interchangeably over books, ohh they would so go to Madame Puddifoots just to like beat the heternormalcy of it all.
5) Lily would absolutely lose it when Marlene wears a suit. But then, Lily wears one and Marls is dead. She is deceased. Slay in Peace gurl
6) Late night swims and wild flower bouquets and books with dog earred pages that open to silly doodles and kisses to joined hands and secretive smiles across the table and Lily wearing Marls's quidditch uniform and Marlene wearing Lily's hair tie in her wrist. That's them.
7) Their ship name would be something like... I actually have no idea what the hell my brain is empty halp
LILYLENE/FIRELILY!!!!!! they have my entire heart fr
1) absolutely. that girl would rather die than admit that she's there for marlene (or anyone for that matter. she has a reputation after all)
2) so real of her. dumb oblivious sapphics have my entire heart btw. she would be freaking out at first bc how could she let james get to her like that??? oh god, she's so much better than this (she is, but she doesn't know that yet). her running to remus is so real of her. moonflower supremacy
3) oh absolutely. marlene had the biggest gay panic ever over it
also, yes. lily gets everyone involved (with the exception of james who would tell marlene the second he gets drunk bc he would feel bad about keeping a secret from his "sister")
4) hejsbs9eh9b I NEED a fic of them just going on cute dates :(
5) lily thinks she's entered heaven or something (she has). marlene knows that she has
6) it so is. it absolutely is
7) I will stand by firelily 🤧
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