#someone roleplay this with me

[shion-yu]

Suddenly remembered the under the influence thought I had last night that almost killed me - A doctor whumper who legally orders bacteria/virus with his license to infect his unsuspecting whumper lover with repeated illnesses, happily taking care of them and getting the credit for being the most wonderful partner ever.

[eric-the-bmo]

Actually: it frustrates me how with characters that have high intelligence or charisma, the player of said character is expected to also be able to be clever or charismatic or what-have-you in the moment. I wish I could elaborate my thoughts on this but alas, I cannot.

[ofdarklands]

K - Kuarahy Asapukái

>song. just vibes

and now, my 2e pathfinder magus! we are playing the Strength of Thousands this time, which means we are literally in cool jungle wizard uni and will eventually become wizard teachers. for the moment however we are dealing with a giant insect infestation. normal school stuff

her childhood was pretty normal for a gnoll, but eventually her lack of wisdom (8) and high nerditude (16) got her sent to school instead of learning to be a druid like her grandma. children these days, honestly. her personality is rather earnest and relaxed, and she enjoys eating and learning new stuff. top marks in class so far!

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine creator reader but no divine presence or aura that makes people crumble at the knees.

Reader just spawns in at wolvendom like a fly and meets diluc for no important reason i just love diluc then pow we can alter character builds then discover that my husband has the bell and instructors set on 😲

Creator freaks out cause wtf this is NOT the build i put on my diluc and hes standing there like ‘what psychopath did i just meet..’ so wow what no way creator reader just happens to have a 2 piece crimson witch in their inventory.

Reader: ‘You’re probably gonna leave me here but theres a hillichurl camp near by you dont want the knights of favonius to get to it first right’

Dilucs mad suspicious but hes a good civilian and puts his vision to use and absolutely destroys the hilichurls

Hes doing like 19x the amount of damage he normally would and word gets around that theres some random lady that makes people uncomprehendingly strong

BRO (genderneutral) I SAW A FIC LITERALLY ABOUT THIS SCENARIO UNDER THE SAGAU TAG AWHILE BACK- ACK-

FIC REC ASK!!

I CANT FIND IT- THEY WERE ACTUALLY THE OG INSPO FOR ME KEEPING A READER WHO COULD STILL ACCESS PLAYER FUNCTIONS

LIKE, DUDE THEY DID DILUC AND EVERYTHING

THIS IS SO CREEPY WTF R U SECRETLY THAT AWESOME WRITER??!!! DID U SNEAK INTO MY ASKS, BC IF SO HELLO I LOVE THAT FIC SM <3 ANYWAY-

I don’t know how to write this without plagiarising that person!!

Because this is such a specific scenario, I don’t see a way around writing this or at least I don’t have the skill for it lmao, as this is the same situation as that fic, so here you guys go!

My first fic rec!! Thank you so much @myrainycollectorpizza for finding this fic!! You're a peach tysm,

Here's pretty much a cooler longer version of what anon said by Muraar on ao3!

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Safe Travels Anon,

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Fic rec sorry my beloveds! Another ask will be uploaded in an hour or so! :] I lied i forgot to tag u guys in the new one hold on

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche

[wanderingandfound]

While I wasn't familiar with any of the players in the four hour plagiarism YouTube video (besides the Sherlock Is Garbage and Here's Why guy), coincidentally a blog post came out today about a book full of plagiarism within the TTRPG scene. And in this case I was familar with the plagiarizing author. I followed her on Twitter for a while (her personal account seems to be gone now) and while she could be... acerbic is one way to put it, shit-stirring is another, she had some insightful posts. Somebody doesn't need to be nice to have a point. This is disappointing.

[indulgnc]

current hyper-specific perv roleplay fantasy of mine:

ur at a doctors appointment. just a routine check up, you arent sick or anything. but the nurse doing your check up insists you are, because you just cant stop sneezing. the room is purposefully sprayed with something that will set you off. the nurse goes out of their way to touch the sensitive spots of your nose, insisting its part of the exam. there’s chhinkni on their gloves—

they check your temperature, heartbeat, feel for a fever: you sneeze through the entire thing.

yes, they conclude, pretending to act innocent. you must have a cold. youll have to stay even longer to be taken care of. ♡

[oooocleo]

ok im feeling brave. im listening to a random guy on yt explain blades in the dark rules so if he can do it i can too... here are my FATE rules explanation vids!

i think they're most helpful as a kind of lecture to listen to while also going through the rulebook, but i do give a bunch of examples for the subjects im talking about in the vids themselves🫡 and FATE is pretty simple imo!

patreon

[b4kuch1n]

IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED

DESPITE EVERYTHING DESPITE MY CHRONICALLY CURSED INTERNATIONAL MAIL PROBLEM I AM STILL THE ZONE RPG

[bulgingpushh]

would love to be on my back, screaming my head off as the epidural fails, feeling every little bit of the head crowning into the doctors palm

[voxasks]

I love older men and I have Electra complex, i am a teenager and I know it's wrong I just like being groomed

"do  people  just  ...  forget  that  they  sent  in  an  ask  already?  guys,  fucking—write  it  down  somewhere  stop  making  it  my  fucking  problem.  and  again,  get  some  fucking  help.  i  don't  even  mean  therapy  like.  help  as  in  maybe  tell  a  trusted  adult  before  you  write  an  essay  to  one  of  your  poor  teachers  about  all  the  ways  you  wanna  suffocate  his  cock.  or  ruin  his  life.  ooor  both."

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I have the perfect way to cure your little problem, Sherlock. To never concern yourself with the dull and simple again.

You owe me a favour after our little deal, anyway. And I can hint; Aren't you ever so lonely with John out of the picture?

I can solve all these problems that seem to just pile up, Sherlock. All of them.

Just tell me, Sherlock, would you accept this-me? Would you marry me?

Become my partner in crime, Sherlock. We'll throw crushed up pretzels at our wedding, rather rice. So romantic, and fitting.

Just one easy thing, and it's all yours.

I'm all yours.

You are right, I despise the dull and the simple. And you are the only person who isn't dull or simple. You are the exception. I am you. You are me. We are both prepared to do anything, not on the side of the angels. We are equals, mentally and intellectually. No one else would be able to keep up with me, keep me intellectually engaged, except you. You are the only one. You know me so well, asking me the question no one else dared to ask, taking action.

You are making me the happiest consulting detective in the world. I think you already know my answer, it's quite obvious. Of course I want to be partners in crime solving.

[ask-gale]

gale darling, astarion is coming over and it would be rather lovely if you don’t make anything with garlic tonight. i would really appreciate a peaceful dinner without him burning his mouth again and moaning about it for the next few decades. i love you <3

Gale throws a sad look at the garlic he'd been wanting to use for tonight's dinner, then puts it away with a deep, sorrowful sigh.

"Very well then, I suppose we'll make a garlic-free dinner tonight. I could do without his complaining as well, so it would probably be in everyone's interest."

He begins to chop some vegetables. You hear him mutter under his breath.

"The things I do for that vampire."

[onehopefuldreamer]

A collection of screenshots of Persephone's profile because I find it unfairly attractive

[daily-tf2-medic]

It's sooo weird running a blog for a character that everyone wants to fuck but not being attracted to him myself

[jacks347]

Can you imagine how terrified Raze must've been in that suppression chamber?

Raze, the Guardian, the God of Manas City, known for never having any emotions because she chose not to, suddenly having to feel everything she pushed away for possibly thousands of years from when she first became a star captain all at once.

All the exhaustion, the blinding anger, the crushing betrayal, the drowning sadness.

The loneliness. The soul-crushing, mind-numbing loneliness. The blended together years she'd never be able to pull apart because there was nothing to do but sit on their peak and feel nothing because being numb was better than succumbing to the complete and utter isolation she'd put herself in.

All of that, all at once, not being able to do anything about it. Can you imagine that first night?

Guardian, sat in their cell in the bowels of a castle they couldn't escape, having to go through the emotions of losing their husband, the years of aching nothing, the whirlwind of everything that came with Zed, unable to process it all.

Can you imagine the cries? The screams of agony, of fear she'd never felt before, of desperation for it all to to stop, knowing that no one could save them? The sting of pain from digging her nails into her palms so hard they broke skin but hey, at least it was something to focus on other than the torrential hurricane of thoughts in her head that threatened to split her skull in two.

If Raze wasn't who she was, I fully believe she would've gone insane in that chamber. Hell, she did a slight bit. The woman was literally having hallucinations. But it could've been so much worse.

Manas City lost their god that night. In its place was someone far more broken. Someone who was never a god in the first place.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Bloggers in the Supernatural universe trying to explain how the "Winchesters" that online paranormal investigators the Ghostfacers have some sort of beef with are actually notorious serial killers Sam and Dean Winchester, but all of this is possibly an elaborate roleplay based on the cult appeal "Supernatural" books by Carver Edlund, and also this all ties in to that guy with the trenchcoat who declared himself God and teleported around doing miracles for like a week in 2011, does anyone remember that guy? And speaking of, the fall of Dick Roman and SucroCorp! They're not quite sure yet how that ties in but...