#sorry im a useless lesbian

[gamergirl929]

Okay... But angry Alex Morgan though...

[alicentsgf]

finding out someone you liked years ago liked you back might be the worst thing that has ever happened to any Me ever... i have the sudden lesbian urge to get on a plane.

[lepusrufus]

Yeah Fade, we get u

[eldritchmochi]

i have been at work for BARELY two hours and ive ended up too horny to actually work the WHOLE TIME because my stupid work crush has been just

a lot

in a good way

but also

jeezus fuck i am dying

[deadsbian]

got posessed 2 not go to sleep until i wrote down how i feel abt mino/haru (bad) 4 no reason . dies

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Hello! Please ignore this if this is not something you would like to answer. I need your views on this please 💞

I'm so jealous and angry with this guy I'm seeing because he is always with his girl best friend and gives her more time, attention and energy than me. I asked him so many times if he is really interested in getting to know me more and he says yes but ignores my mysseages/ replies after ages, saying that he is a bad texter and that he is busy. I like him because he is bubbly and kinda made me forget about my depression but most of the time I feel lonely cause of his lack of communication.

He mentioned I'm insecure which maybe I am but I also think I have a point in this, I think my intuition is telling me that he doesn't give a flying f about me and that he will end up doing something with his best friend and will make me feel and look stupid.

Does it sound to u that it's my issue or his fault? In my opinion, if you really like a girl you wouldn't be so close with your girl bestie anymore, I mean I wouldn't do that. But maybe that's just me. I never felt so jealous in my life and I don't even have something serious with this guy..

Hello! I’m sorry you are going through a rough time :( I haven’t been in this situation before and I’m not attracted to men, so I don’t know if I’ll be able to help a lot but I’ll try!

I don’t know if him being close friends with another woman is necessarily a problem ? I mean maybe in like the straight world there are rules about that stuff that I’m not privy too. But it’s not something that makes sense to me. Because if I was dating a woman I would still have my other female friends aha. I don’t think you have to super get along with your partner’s friends , you are your own two people, but unless those friends are like actively being horrible to you or you think they are hurting your partner, I don’t think you should really try to come between them. It just adds tension and can build up onto resentment. People can feel like they are owed more if they give up big things for other people. Which just creates a bad situation for everyone.

I will give you some free mental health inpatient advice though 🤣

While I was there once we had some relationship classes on how to deal with conflict. One of the points the psychologist made was when bringing up an issue or insecurity frame it around yourself more instead of solely putting it on the other person - because if you put it on them people can get defensive. Also I’d recommend doing it in person if possible. Things can be misconstrued over text.

Like for example: “I know you say you like me, and I believe you, but my insecurities get the better of me sometimes and I would like some reassurance to help in those times. I know you say you aren’t good at texting, but in those moments it can make me feel ignored. Is there something you would feel more comfortable doing? Something we can meet in the middle with so we both aren’t uncomfortable?”

I maybe in the minority with this but I also don’t see anything wrong with admitting you are jealous. You can reassure him it’s not his fault and you don’t want to get in between him and his friends, but sometimes you feel jealous, and you don’t want to, so you want to sit down and work out something you guys can both do to help with those feelings. I feel like if he cares about you he’ll try his best to meet you in the middle and come up with something to help. As long as your reassure him that you don’t expect him to give up his friends for you or anything.

Open and honest communication in person that doesn’t involve pointing fingers is, in my opinion, always the best way to go! But I know it can be really scary. Sometimes writing down what you want to say can help make it a bit easier :)

I’m sorry if this wasn’t very useful though. As I said, I’ve never been in this situation before and I don’t date men so I have no idea about any of the social ideas around that stuff lol. But also check the comments! Some others might have other ideas.

Also also! It’s okay to walk away if being with him causes you too much stress or he doesn’t respond well to this. And if he does end up with his friend that’s not your fault at all and doesn’t make you stupid. I promise 💕💕

I hope things start looking up for you and I hope you have a nice day :) 💕💕

[walkingaftermidnight07]

bitches be like the gayest thing you can do is almost have a meet cute in a coffee shop and chicken out before asking the cute person for their name and then lose your chance to talk to them again.

its me im bitches

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

i love playing that game of "is that a lesbian or a young teenage boy because i CANNOT see but refuse to wear my glasses". truly fun :D

today it was lesbian, this was discovered through slightly prolonged eye contact as i power walked through the park, aha.

[lotties-ashwagandha]

i hate to say it but dr gaul’s kinda…

[dykepuppy]

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[artinvain]

would u be willing to write abby pussy slapping.. or sub!abby… ur works are all so deliciously filthy im in love :3

abby slapping your pretty pussy :3

abby whines as you tug on her braid, keeping her face away from your sticky, leaking cunt. she can smell you, stretches her tongue out to its maximum to try to taste you. but your grip on your braid is keeping her too far to taste.

“please baby, please lemme eat your pussy,” she slurs and you smack her cheek lightly, chuckling as she groans and bucks her hips into the bed. “beg for me abs,” you coo and gently rake your nails through her hair.

“please! I wanna - I’ll do such a good job for you. make you feel so good-“ abby pants, kissing and sucking hickies into your thighs, “I’ll do anything, I’ll be so good, please let me touch you, let me taste you,” she whines as you lower her head and then pull her back up, her hips rutting against the sheets.

“so fucking pathetic begging just to eat me out aren’t you?” you groan when abby licks your clit with the tip of her tongue, “yea, yes m’pathetic,”

“so stupid for me yeah?” you ask gently and abby nods her head feverishly, grunting and mumbling thank yous into your cunt, her mouth wet from where she’s ravenously licking and sucking on your clit and dipping her tongue down to lap at your clenching hole.

abby circles your clit with her tongue, sucking gently as she eases a finger into you, moaning as you clench around her, curling her finger inside you to see your mouth gape. and suddenly she pulls back if only for a second to cup your pussy. abby spits on her hand and strokes you, her fingers squeezing your clit.

“fuck baby, you’re doing so go-fuuucck!” your back arches as Abby gives you a heavy handed smack to your clit. “abby! baby fuck that’s-“ she lays another smack to your whole pussy once has your head tilted back as you gasp, a second has your back in a hard arch and abby uses her strong arm to hold you down to slap your pussy a third time and then lean down to lavish your cunt in soothing licks and kisses.

“m’sorry baby, sorry you just look so pretty when I smack your pussy like this,” she whines, shifting do her clit is pressed to the sheets. “see how leaky you get? fuck, how can I resist?” she moans, kissing and suckling on your clit, easing two fingers in so easily she moans loudly at the feeling of you stretching around her.

abby lifts her face, rubbing your clit with her thumb when you whine, “am I doing good?”

“oh you’re doing so fucking good baby, eating me so well,” you yelp when abby starts to lay small consecutive slaps to your clit, swatting your throbbing clit over and over, until the sweet pain takes your body over and your whine, cumming around her fingers.

🏷️ @sexysapphicshopowner @lesbian-useless @iamaboringrattat @sapphicsgirl @bimboprincezz @abbysprettygiiirl

[reorientation]

hey there. idk if you remember me but im the lesbian virgin anon

its been a while, hope youre doing well. im still a useless silly little virgin who is clinging to my lesbianism by a thread because i can only get off to the daydream of a man fucking me

i literally cant fantasise about being with a woman. the only thing that gets me wet and aching fast is thinking about a man forcing himself on me, either fast and hard or manipulative and slow, it doesnt matter.

in my mind he's always bigger, strong, and just appears out of nowhere, grabs me, bends me over whatever the nearest surface is wherever i am (public or not) and just fucks me like he owns me, and as he does he makes me keep repeating that im a lesbian to everything he says......

fuck.... im sorry i just.. rediscovered your blog again after a while and have spent the last few minuets getting hot and bothered while scrolling through, but rn im not in a place where i can get off so I'll just torture myself like this until i can 🥰

Of course I remember you, sweetheart! (Previously.) I was just wondering where you'd gotten to, in fact. (As opposed to what you'd gotten off to; I had quite a good idea of that.) I'm so pleased that you've come back - and that you weren't able to come as you returned to my words, so that you just had to be wet and desperate. ❤️

Have I told you how much I love that I've ruined you like this? That the very first thing you told me is that "im a lesbian 100%", and now you can't come without thinking about a man raping you? That's my touch on you, sweetness. Even if I never get to bend you over and use you myself, I've left my mark on your pussy.

There's even a little of me in your fantasy rapist - we both have you keep calling yourself a lesbian while that slips away from you with every moment and every word.

[lepusrufus]

Have a little bit of soff wholesome Jayce being a big bro while Cait is sulking after arguing with her mom

[stitchwraith-stingers]

godd i hate fazbear frights so much they ruined the lore ://// whats next, fazbear frights tumblr dash simulator??? fuck this

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🌙 motts-talking

i swear to god my brothers little pets are so freaky they ate my fish and made him into them, like spontanious mitosis or something and now im trying to get rid of them and i swear im so afraid of accidently drinking them

🌙 motts-talking

WHAT THE HELL..... HOW DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT, GO AWAYYYYYYY

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🔎 detective-larson

just got called into work today and they want me to look into this case and they think its associated with the stitchwraith... why do i work here 🔎 detective-larson

its been 3 months since i last posted and i may or may not have not known what i was getting into

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anonymous asked:

can you stop posting about your werid doll thing i get it ur like rich and shit now but its so hidieous and ugly it almost makes me want to unfollow and vomit

🍀 luckiest-boy-blog

i LIKE my ADVICE DOLL its just this little thing i like and you REJECT IT. YOU HATE IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT

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🎀 dovewing-kinnie

sorry ive been so inactive on this account, lets just say my mental health has been doing better! :) got some help from a family friend, ill be back to posting soon

🎀 dovewing-kinnie

the junkyard

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anonymous asked: aita for accidently indirectly killing my friend?

sorry for any spelling mistakes, im still shaken up by the whole thing

so i (14F) and my friend, who ill call P (14F) have recently both gone on a school trip to some werid factory (wont bother specifying which as to not doxx me), now i was known for being kinda, i guess "rude"? and while we seperated from the group and P was already slightly nervious about that, we went onto the catwalks and despite her pleading i decide to walk to a sign that said "NOT SAFE" or something along those lines

surprise surprise i fell, near me was a vat of boiling hot sauce or whatever and me, having somehow survived the fall, i decided to play a little prank, i would stay hiding in there for afew days, i think i managed to stay in there for 3 days? before i got kicked out

now first i visited my boyfriends house to tell him that im alive and whatever, and then i went to P's house, knowing it was like 2 am or something, i rang like three times i think and then i heard something fall

as it turned out, P had fallen off the roof of her house (i have no idea what she was doing in the first place) AND HAD SNAPPED HER NECK, i obviously screamed, who wouldnt, now i went from being the most popular girl in school to an outcast because of this

❓ aita-official

What are these acronyms?

🥀 the-ravens-death

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🐩 useless-dog-lesbian

utah is so werid, what do you mean people have an urban legend about a werid tall thing that has a trashbag with them at all times and can kill people with just a single touch

🥨 pretzel-liker-173

THEIR NAME IS THE STITCHWRAITH ‼‼

💡 yuri-ka

the stitchwraith is 100% funnier if you imagine theyre two kids in a trenchcoat with a halloween mask just trying to clean the planet, like ive seen it but it avoids people like the plauge

🐩 useless-dog-lesbian

what the fuck do you mean youve seen it

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⚡ chucks-vent-blog

are you really living life if you havent gotten an expirience where your older sibling just dissapears or dies

⚡ chucks-vent-blog

like when i was younger my brother had these reaccouring near freak-accidents of him almost loosing an eye or an arm and i was trying to tell him that maybe he had annoyed this one animatronic he tried to freak me out with and he yelled at me and then told me to come find him after school and then it turned out he got hit by a car, i wish i could explain to people normally about this without ti sounding werid

🎫 silliestlittleguy

how normal is this expirience? not my brother but my cousin just dissapeared suddenly, i had saved up so many tickets just to get him a gift from the nearby arcade! :(

🍬 horse-sona

god this is so true, i had a step-sister who dispised me because i was getting all the attention and just out of spite ate my candy that was specifically given to me by the place we were visiting, the next day we found out she had snuck out and the car was taken elsewhere with no sign of her, we figured she ran away or something but its been so long we decided shes dead at this point

🐟 fish-enjoyer

my older brother tried to flush my pet sea bonnies down the toilet because he apparently saw them eating his fish or something, never saw him again after that and the only witness just said he looked blue, i still have no idea what that means

⚡ chucks-vent-blog

i did not expect this to be more common then i thought what the fuck

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🍂 phineas-taggart-official

hello tumblr! sorry for not posting, ive been working on getting some stuff for an experiment and they finally arrived, will keep you updated

🌱 gregsexperiments

phineas taggart had died afew hours after posting this, detectives believe this is the stitchwraiths doing

🦋 restingatdawn

frankenstein behavior

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🐇 bnuuygirl

just saw a girl in the school cafetirea disintigrate into trash, cant have shit in utah

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🥀 the-ravens-death

i just witnessed my crush talk to some basic girl all lovey dovey in the school and i just ran back home while all i want for christmas is you was playing.. im so tired i fucking hate everyone i hate my life i want to die im so tired

🦇 vampire-girl-shelly

guess all he wanted for christmas is her huh

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🦉 justanothermiddleagedguy

my collgues are such assholes man first i hear them just kissing in the game testing room out loud for some reason and then when its my birthday and they do some werid freaky birthday surprise they misspell my name, its not hard to spell jeremiah correctly i promise you

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🥈 scrap-metal-enthusiast

might fuck around and kill someone else idk

[thedeepstate69]

Rating Val ships simply because i can

I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this

Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)

A solid 9/10 overall

10/10 ship name

Very simple and very sweet

Nothing too interesting

forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise

(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

An easy 10/10

7/10 ship name

its good but theres better ya know

The fluff and angst potential is so good

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

7/10 ship

oh my god 10/10 ship name

the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious

viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done

fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken

i like them sad

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

10/10 ship imo

ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10

gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other

yes pls

i think they take naps together

Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)

a healthy 9/10 ship

yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10

Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it

Phoenix is oblivious

I just think they love each other

Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)

7/10 imo but its also one of my favs

8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope

*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-

Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual

you know im right

Yokye (Yoru x Skye)

pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10

pretty good ship name tho 8/10

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship

i can see why it's just....

MOVING SWIFTLY ON

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

10/10 and i will not be taking critism

10/10 ship name

adhd x autism

both of them aggressively pined for ages

useless lesbians fr

nothin more to say rlly

Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)

8/10 overall

i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good

THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM

get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers

A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you

[tiktaalic]

i keep telling people that i cant get into good omens because of the discourse. they say "what discourse?" i go uhhhhhhh well uhm. its just what len from the internet told me

gjrkrgjfjffj. Sorry. I think if you. Can have fun with fluffy tv season one is something to watch. As long as you never ever go to the man’s blog. Season 2 is like. Mind bogglingly directionless. Im never going to watch it again and I’m not “glad” I watched it but it was an incredibly unique viewing expeirence I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so plotless get six hours of screen time. People have been throwing around the term fanfic-y a lot and that’s because it is. It has Pointed Lesbian Foils. Who are useless lesbians, but then Get Their Shit Together, and provide relationship advice to the gay men. And. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing happens. At all. In six episodes. It’s six episodes of azcrow drabbles interspaced with them doing Hallmark Movie Meddling to get some lesbians together. It’s nuts. It is Every Fanfiction. But Amazon paid to film it.