#source: bbc ghosts

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ruth: She's the girl of my dreams!

Pete: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Ruth: I have a lot of dreams.

[moonah-rose]

Ruby: So let's choose your new outfit! What would you like to wear?

Fifteen: Trousers.

Ruby: Okay....what kind?

Fifteen: Any. Doesn't matter. It's funny, you don't miss them until they're gone.

[ceo-of-nanny-plum]

Wise Old Elf: "That was my favourite toe!"

Nanny Plum: "You have a favourite toe?"

Wise Old Elf: "Don't you have a favourite toe?"

Nanny Plum: "I've not really thought about it, Cedric"

[dongslinger--420]

BoJack: That was my favourite toe!

Herb: You have a favourite toe?

BoJack: Don't you have a favourite toe?

Herb: I've not really thought about it, BJ.

[hebuiltfive]

Gordon, probably delirious after having some sort of strong medication: I have a lot of dreams, and most of them are about women.

Gordon, now examining his hands as though they were claws: Except for the one where I have the body of a crab...

[incorrectowlhouse]

Luz: Good. Well, lots to do so um-

Amity: Luz

Luz: Yes?

Amity: It's okay. You don't have to be... busy anymore, I understand. I mean, we all do

Luz *voice breaking*: Yes, but... if I stop then...

Amity: I know, it's okay

[strayheartless]

Genesis: A little birdy tells me that you think I am morally bankrupt.

Sephiroth: that’s right.

Genesis:… what?!

Sephiroth: *gestures to the room* we all do.

Angeal: *looks up from his laptop* what’s that Seph?

Sephiroth: Genesis, morally bankrupt.

Angeal: Oh good goddess, yes!

Genesis: …!

Zack: yeah… you can be…

Cloud: I mean just a little…

Genesis: I expected this from him *points at Sephiroth* but you three! I’m shocked!

Zack: oh we thought you knew? You know, because of everything you do!

Cloud: and say…

*Angeal nods in agreement*

Genesis: we’ll I’m no bleeding heart, but I do care about things! People! I like to… help…

*the room bursts into hideous laughter*

Angeal: *visibly weeping with mirth* you almost had me there!

Sephiroth: yes! *wipes eyes* pull the other one!

[laz-kay]

Dustin: He’s up.

Mike: Yeah, but how do we communicate with him?

Will: Morse code!

Lucas: Will he know morse code?

Mike and Will, excitedly: Everyone knows morse code!

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Raven: leave your friends, join my carnival, marry me.

Helen: no.

Raven: to which bit?

[hello--goodbye]

Cal: Juliette, you're in my head.

Juliette: And you in mine, my sweet!What are we doing? You're a hunter, I'm a vampire- it can never work. Can it? Maybe it can. Like Romeo and Juliet!

Cal: *slowly backs away*

[incorrectateam]

Face: She’s the woman of my dreams!

Murdock: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.

Face: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women.

[moonah-rose]

Lister: We're gonna go dancing, Hol, you wanna come?

Holly: Not really my thing, dancing.

Lister: No rhythm?

Holly: No legs.

[emmikay]

Pouncival: (about Bombalurina) She’s the queen of my dreams!

Tumblebrutus: You say every queen is the queen of your dreams.

Pouncival: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about queens.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Rei: *singing* Daddy's going to fix the boiler now...

Jiro: Oh no, Daddy.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Sorry for vague posting about my nefarious crossover intent and then dropping off the face of the earth for over a week, I'm currently addicted to minecraft to a generally unhealthy degree. anyways here's the silly crossover art lol

[richie-shitlips]

hey does anyone remember them