#source: corvidprompts

[incorrectrivals]

Taggie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Rupert: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Taggie: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Rupert: Is it working?

[incorrectdinosaurtrainquotes]

Shiny: Do I look nice? Annie: You look like you're about to set someone on fire. Both: Perfect.

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Ratau: You're a complete trashcan of a human being.

Narinder: I'm not human.

Ratau: You're a complete trashcan of a person.

Narinder: Yeah, that's fair.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Do I look nice?

Kate: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Yelena: Perfect.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: Do I look nice?

Bard: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

Warlock: Perfect.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Do I look nice?

Ruby: You look like you're about to set someone on fire

Weiss: Perfect

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Munkustrap: I don't need to go to sleep. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

Mr. Mistoffelees: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Munkustrap: O-Oh, well. Wait... Are you trying to seduce me into having healthy sleeping habits?

Mr. Mistoffelees: Is it working?

[incorrect-drxreader]

Shuichi: Why are you two here?

(Y/N): I'm here to help.

Kokichi: I’m here to make everything worse!

[realandcorrectpromarequotes]

Lio: Do I look nice?

Galo: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Lio: Perfect.

[incorrectthedas]

Marian Hawke: Do I look nice?

Anders: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

Marian Hawke: Perfect.

[incorrect-jshkxreader]

(Y/N): Do I look nice?

Yashiro: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

(Y/N): Perfect.

[ladymiraclewings]

Someone in depression: Why are you two here?

Cletus: I'm here to help !

Blitz: I'm here to make things worse!

[henrystickminthings]

Triple Threat, Ellie's Plan

Ellie: Okay, hear me out. What if we just murdered everbody?

Henry: No.

Ellie: It's the cleanest solution!

Charles: No!

Ellie: But I'm really good at murder! Diplomacy, not so much.

[ena-incorrect-quotes]

Shepherd: This seems inadvisable.

Ena: It'll be fine! Have I ever steered you wrong before?

Ena had, in fact, steered Shepherd wrong before, and it did not turn out "fine".

[incorrectpocketmirrorquotes]

Lisette: You're a complete trashcan of a human being.

Strange Boy: I'm not human.

Lisette: You're a complete trashcan of a demon.

Strange Boy: Yeah, that's fair.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Alder: You’re the only one who can save us.

Hilda: How? I’m 16! How the heck is there not an adult more equipped to deal with this than me?

Alder: But, you’re the chosen one.

Hilda: Chosen one shmozen one! I should be worried about passing my drivers test, not the end of the world!