#start lifting weights

[uncanny-tranny]

Periodic reminder from your friendly neighbourhood gymbro: The work you put in will come back. If you modify your workouts, the reward will still come to you.

So do knee pushups (no, we're not calling them "girl pushups"). Do weight machines. Put the resistance or weight low on machines.

The reward of fitness still benefits you because fitness is not a punishment. It should never be used or seen as a punishment for existing. Fitness is just... part of existence for many of us. However your fitness looks is fine. Don't let the broader fitness culture tell you that you need to do things their way. You'll be fine with what you're doing. If you stop needing modifications as you start doing more intense workouts, great! But if you never stop using modifications, then that's fine because fitness isn't a punishment or admittance of failure.

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Old Men(tor) Big Naturals

(for @3luecactuz)

[plistommy]

Billy: Stop being a fucking pussy and lift it!

Eddie: I can’t! It’s too heavy, man!

Billy: *stomping towards Steve and lifting him up easily while Steve was washing the dishes*

Steve: Billy, what—

Billy: You wanna be able to hold him like this? Right?Then lift the fucking barbell, bitch!

Eddie: Shit, OKAY! *bench presses 50lbs*

Billy: YES!!

Steve: *still carried around by Billy*

Steve: I hate you guys

[non-un-topo]

Thinking about the sniper duo

[seagull-scribbles]

Love her even though I’m not supposed to ❤️ she keeps me up

[notanotherhornygayblog]

Finally noticing my thighs coming along :3

[hairydykecunt]

pic i took this morning :)

[dj-of-the-coven]

I feel so bad seeing all my online friends and mutuals posting about their oncoming seasonal depression cause I. I fucking love winter and darkness and cold and the days being shorter. it brightens my mood immediately. wish I could help u guys sorry

[lazycranberrydoodles]

phone studies 🎉 you know the tan line from either ruoye or the cursed shackle would be AWFUL

[teabutmakeitazure]

remember how I couldn't hold up my 25 kg luggage to weigh it when it crossed the 20 kg mark? well last night when I was waiting for it to come on the belt that brings luggage out the plane, a guy (airport staff) told me (unaccompanied woman) to stand back and let him grab my luggage off the belt (it's how the airport staff start hauling your luggage for you and then demand you pay them for their services)

me being the native I am, told him no, and he said I'm a girl and need to be taken care of and its his duty as a man to look after women

thus, I proceeded to haul that thing off the conveyor belt with one hand while having a 7 kg backpack on my back without breaking a sweat and the guy just watched with his eye on the "HEAVY LUGGAGE" tag on my luggage

moral: do not mess with a lady. I usually can't carry anything but at that moment I was ready to deadlift that thing and haul it across the room

edit: I also grabbed it and set it up onto a different belt for scanning later. another airport staff guy looking to rip me off was flabbergasted

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Recs 23

Turns out, traveling for work, and then breaking your toe when you get back home makes it hard to work out :( :( :(  I’m fine, just annoyed with myself.  I think I’m just going to rename these fic rec posts to “Weekly” instead of “Exercise” anyway.  I might also update the tags of the past ones as well to “weekly fic recs” so they are easier to search for.  If you want to see the bird pictures that I used to post at the end of these, just go over to my other blog to see some neat birds, balconybirds.  I posted some pictures from my birding adventures last week before I left for work travel, and there’s a really cool green heron I saw.  Those guys are so funky to watch with their weird alien necks.  Anyway, on to the fics!

Wrestle by SalParadiseLost  (Superbat if you squint and little Timkon, complete.  A batfam mermaid fic where Clark works in a mer habitat and brings Kon with him.  Shenanigans ensue, especially were Tim in involved.)

The Sit-Down by Ginerva_Benci  (Superbat, complete.  Clark deals with the work/personal/superhero life balance.  Bruce helps.)

savestate by TheResurrectionist  (Batlantern and a bit of Superbat, complete.  Bruce, Hal, and Clark are on a mission gone wrong, Clark is incapacitated, and they’re pretty sure they’re about to die.  Hal decides he wants to hit that (Bruce) before he dies.  Clark is Not Pleased.  Very funny!!)  

50 Shades of Bat by River9Noble  (Superbat, complete.  This was another funny one!  Clark doesn’t know Batman’s identity, and thinks Brucie is being abused by the amount of injuries he has.  Clark asks Batman to look into this.  Shenanigans ensue.)

Dad’s New Boyfriend by TheClamBeforetheStorm  (Twobats/Bruharvey, now complete!  A 5+1 fic of Bruce’s family coming to accept the fact that a reformed Harvey Dent is dating their dad.)

veracity by pomeloquat  (Superbat, complete.  Batman is captured by the bad guys and they give him a true serum so they can learn Superman’s weaknesses.  The end up learning waaaaaaaay more than that.  Very silly and fun to read!!)

Growing Up by birbteef, SalParadiseLost  (Superbat, complete.  Part of the Itty Bitty AU series.  Bruce has a handful of bitties (supernatural pets), with Dick being the oldest.  Dick is reaching the end of his lifespan, and Bruce is sad about it.  Don’t worry!  There is a happy ending!)

Where Bruce goes, Clark follows by Mawiish  (Superbat, complete.  Super fluffy, super sweet fic.  Bruce and Clark are getting ready to go to a party and Clark is nervous.  Bruce is there to support him 💖)

[evilbubu]

nobody cares but i just want to say thank you to twenty one pilots song; next semester for giving me the strength to drop out of University after it absolutely crushed me mentally, emotionally and physically. So, thank you. I'll try again, next semester.

[atlas-dr0wned]

i genuinely cannot describe how much accepting im asexual has helped me feel more confident and comfortable in my preferences and needs and general identity

[taiyami]

I'm getting my back tatted up in a week and my tattoo artist posted a W.I.P back tattoo on another client and it just made me even more hyped

[citrine-elephant]

practicing anatomy while finding references impossible to find

*pukes*