#stinky mutt

[mudskip-muses]

Time for bathy-wathies, Kazuichi! You a stinky boy, get in here.

"What?! No, fuck you!! I don't need a bath!!" Oh he's getting ready to run- "And don't talk to me like I'm a fucking dog!! Fuck off!!!"

[meta-gross]

rewatching mockingjay part 2 and im at the sewer part i hate these creatures so bad and then i remember they're WORSE in the book suzanne collins a sadist for that fr fr

[rain-clouds-in-pink-skies]

"Bagle Smells"

"GOOD"

[piniatafullofblood]

it’s national puppy day have some pictures of my dog

[ask-alterwolf-curseko]

Newsflash asshole. People can't learn lessons when they're dead or when they're not even though out. You're going around like you're some second coming messiah when you are in fact nothing but an arrogant moron who sent a kid to die because you can't possibly grasp someone being happy without the need of stepping on others. Community is how societies work, yet i doubt a cancerous simpleton like you would ever understand that. You're not clever, your puzzles are just so stupid they're confusing.

[He slows gets back on his feet. A low sound that might eventually grow into a laugh builds in his throat as he chuckles.]

[The chuckling slowly grows upon bubbleberryuniverse saying that.]

[feralpuppygirlvictim]

lucky puppy, your owner left her clothes out right before taking a shower. They’re so perfectly sweaty and stinky.

you crawl over to the pile, lifting their shirt up to your face and inhaling it’s scent deeply, it’s too much for your dumb puppy brain. You grab their panties and wrap them around your cock as you begin to desperately masturbate to the smell.

your poor, simple puppy brain cant handle the sensation as you repeatedly huff her shirt for its intoxicatingly wonderful scent, letting out hot pants as you stroke yourself faster and faster in a horny haze.

eventually it’s all too much and you pathetically spill over, completely drenching her panties in your cum as you let out a series of whimpers.

you start to regain what little mental faculties you have left as your owner comes in. she forgot something before starting to shower. oh no.

she looms over you in her perfect naked form, her happy trail leading your eyes down to her girlcock, your eyes can’t help but linger on it.

“Puppy? I’m very disappointed, you know you can’t touch yourself without my permission! and see how fast you came? it’s obvious you can’t without me.”

you let out a whimper of acknowledgment, but the words miss as your mind is fixated on how good her cock must smell. she looks down, sees your fixation, the sweaty shirt and cum-drenched panties at your side, she gets it instantly.

“Bad puppy! Using my clothes to pathetically get yourself off like the mutt you are!”

she grabs your head and shoves it into her crotch. the smell is heavenly, you nuzzle your way around as you huff her amazing stink repeatedly, but soon you need air.

you try your hardest to pull back but your owner keeps you locked in place.

“now what happened? I thought you liked it? clearly you need some punishment, might just keep you here for a few hour, I do need to be cleaned.”

[randoimago]

I got BG3 request in my head for sometime. Um how would Astarion, Halsin, Gale, and Shadowheart react to a s/o or a tav that has a dog that fights along side with them like a tibetan mastiff, or a Akita, or maybe some other breed that is known to be made as guard dogs and protective of their owners? Maybe the dog more or less tolerates the LIs but still keeps an sharp eye on them. (Especially Astarion XD)

Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3

Character(s): Astarion, Gale, Halsin, Shadowheart

Note(s): I have watched videos on the LIs reacting to Scratch and Astarion's reactions always kill me (and make me cry the most). I'm happy to write this for you!

WARNING: Mentions of Dog Being Injured in Combat

Astarion

Considering his interactions with Scratch, he'd also act very indifferent when it came to your dog. Sure, it's a great meatshield, but it's a stinky animal.

Astarion is constantly telling you to just leave your dog at camp, acting like it gets in the way and is a nuasance, but he just doesn't want to see it being hit by a spellcaster or shot with an arrow. If ANYTHING bad happens to this dog then he'll lose it.

Honestly offended that your dog is indifferent to him. As if he hadn't been collecting the bones of your enemies to gift to the furry mutt. Very rude.

Gale

He's more of a cat person, but he loves you so he doesn't mind your dog. Although, he can't help remarking that your dog knows he likes cats considering how your dog is very indifferent to the wizard.

Gale makes sure to give your dog some good treats and headpats when he goes to spend time with you. He knows how much you and your dog have been through and he's going to thank the doggo.

Okay, but while Gale is more of a cat person, he can very much appreciate how pretty your dog is. He insists on giving your dog baths to keep its coat shiny and not bloodstained as many battles tend to leave you all.

Halsin

Oh Halsin absolutely loves your dog. It's a very strong breed and the gooddest boy/girl (besides Scratch) and he would love to cast a Speak with Animals to speak to your protector.

Your dog being indifferent towards Halsin does cause him to chuckle a bit. He promises that he'd never think of stealing you away from your precious companion and instead thanks your pupper for keeping you safe for so long.

Halsin enjoys wrapping you in one arm while his other is brushing your dog. The last thing he (and you) want are your dog having mats in their fur due to all the constant travel and battling you all somehow end up in.

Shadowheart

Like Astarion, she is also very iffy about you bringing your dog into combat situations. She understands that your dog is very loyal and keeps you safe, but she worries about something going wrong.

You can't always prepare for when someone wants to stop talking and switch to stabbing and she'd hate for your dog to get in the way. She knows your dog is indifferent to her, but she really hopes your dog also knows that she will keep you safe while the little guy is safe at camp.

Besides that, she does try to pet your dog and give the little guy plenty of loving too. Your precious dog will get all the praise for the goblins it ripped apart for you.

[shade-e-e-es]

Hours later, Doc is still fuming as he thinks of all the ways he should give it to that stinky mutt. To cool off he decides to go on a walk.

He quickly finds out it does not help. As is his nature as a creeper, he walks silently, ears perked for any sign of sound.

He picks up his pace as he hears the dull thud of someone chopping a tree. It’s either Etho or Beef making a project in the middle of the night.

Or it’s an intruder.

He’s hoping it’s an intruder because then he can attack something, as messed up as that sounds.

And oh the joy he feels (and fury) when he sees the red shirt and brown tail of Ren Dog.

The bushes rustle as Doc moves to step out. He only pauses for a second as Rens ears perk and he starts to growl, his swing stopping as he adjusts his hold on the axe. A battle stance.

Fine. A fight.

… maybe he should try and. Talk a little before he blows this guy up.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, MAN?” Doc hisses.

He expects Ren to rush him. To growl and attack even if it’s just with words. It’s how he acts during the day, after all.

He did not expect the smile, the tail wagging, and the excitement.

“Doc! My dude!! Jeez man you scared me!! I thought you were a freakin skeleton or something!! Sorry, didn’t mean to growl at you like that!!”

Doc stares blankly. What. Why is he.. so excited. And before he can even open his mouth to hiss out something about taxes or his tree, Ren continues.

“I’m really genuinely sorry about the tree. I’d have come and asked if I knew you were awake. I can never tell what your guys’s sleep schedules are! Besides Bdubs. Always know when he’s passed out!!”

“Seriously like that dude will pass out the moment the sun goes over the hills even if we’re trying to talk to him! It’s a bit funny though so it’s fine on our end. Guys gotta sleep! Oh- right. I can pay you back and stuff for the tree. I tried to pick a smaller one far away from your projects so I don’t mess any landscapes up. I’m also going to replant the sapling and all that!!” Ren shifts from foot to foot, a smile on his face, a wag in his tail. His eyes almost sparkle as he stares at Doc.

And it.

This doesn’t make sense to Doc. Why does.. Ren doesn’t act like this! He’s! Quiet. He’s grumpy. He acts like he hates every single member of the nHo and yet here he is raving about Bdubs in a joking way to Doc of all people.

“What.” Doc says.

“Oh. Uh.” Ren chuckles a little. “Sorry. I am. Nervous, NOT ABOUT YOU!! I just don’t want to be away from Iskall for too long. See I’m here to get wood to make a fire over in our camp. Iskall has a fever and we both agreed that staying at the resistance base would be better than going to our houses. Too much movement. But I.. suck at taking care of sick people. So I’m doing what I know best! Chopping trees, making fire, cooking soup!! (If you happen to have any notes on making soup please let me know. I lied about knowing best on it.)” Ren leans in, whispering the last bit.

He’s so animated. He can’t stand still. Doc is.. flabbergasted!!

It doesn’t compute. It just.

“Why are you. Being. Nice???”

“Wha?”

PT 1 | PT 3

[pinkanonwrites]

I just read your new Snake!Viper and Octopus!Azul and I love them both soooo much!! I hope you dont mind but can you also make one for Hyena!Ruggie? • x • ;; Even more funny if the reader has never seen an actual Hyena and just thought they were a poor stray dog oof-

Yesssssss, this is such a cute concept! I've really enjoyed all these "Twist boy gets turned into representative animal" fics so far. I've got another coming down the pipeline soon too for all those Heartslabyul fans out there!

Fluff, GN! Reader, Hyena! Ruggie

"Give that back, you big, stupid dog!"

On one hand, you were a little bit proud. Ace had managed to go the whole morning without Grim swiping any of his snacks. He'd even made it to lunch time without issue, able to grab his sandwich of choice without so much as an irritated grumble from the demonic cat.

On the other hand, there had to be some special sort of misfortune working its magic against Ace for him to settle down beneath a tree in the courtyard, unwrap the plastic from his sandwich, and almost instantly have it snatched from his grasp by, of all things, a stray dog.

"Get back here, you mutt! I paid for that!"

The dog in question was leading Ace in circles around the well, making delighted chuffing noises through the half a sandwich still hanging from his drooling maw. It wasn't like any stray dog you'd ever seen before, here or back home. It was tall, hunched, with large, rounded ears and a strange, spiked mohawk running down its back.

And it was adorable.

"You're not even going to eat that if you do get it back." You called to Ace, who had slumped into the grass next to the well and begun gasping for air, clearly winded. The dog sat a few paces from him, relaxed as he tossed his head back and swallowed the rest of the sandwich whole. "It's all slobbery now anyway. Just let him eat it."

"Oh, you're taking his side?! That was my lunch money! Down the hatch of some big, stinky mutt!"

"Don't be mean, Ace! He's probably hungry. Why else would he be stealing food?" You picked over your own lunch, tearing your own sandwich in half and picking a few strawberries from your fruit cup. You whistled for the dog, waggling the sandwich in a manner you hoped would make it appear more tempting. "Come here, buddy! Who's a good boy? Want something nummy?"

It barely took a moment before the dog was bounding up to you, tail wagging in a blur as it snarfed the sandwich from your grip, big tongue lapping all over your fingers as it chomped down the handful of cut strawberries as well. You couldn't help but let out a delighted laugh at his antics, burying your hands in the thick, wiry fur around his neck and shoulders.

"Aww, that's a hungry boy! I bet you didn't get to have lunch today, did you puppy?" You cooed, babbling high-pitched nothings to the dog soaking up your attention as you ruffled his fur up and down, scratching under the chin and behind the ears, smushing his face between your hands.

"I can't believe you're actually choosing a dog over me right now. That's harsh, Prefect."

"But look how sweet he is, though! Baby boy!~" The dog was melting into your affections, eyes blissfully shut as his tail thumped upon the soft grass.

And really, for a stray dog he was being incredibly sweet. Had he possibly been abandoned? That would explain why he was so good about being pet. It wouldn't explain how he got into a school campus, though.

You pat the grass next to you. "Wanna lay next to me, buddy? Come here! That's a good boy." The dog cozied up next to you, resting his chin and one paw up on your leg with a contended huff. You wasted no time in burying your fingers in the thick fur on his mohawk, which made the pup begin whining in delight. "Oh, you love getting scritchies, don't you? Yes you do! Yes you do!"

So smitten were you with this adorable, seemingly stray dog, that you failed to notice another one of your school friends jogging up to join the two of you. Jack slowed to a stop a good few paces away, offering a hand to haul his fellow first-year to his feet.

"I didn't realize you'd found Senpai. I've been looking all over campus for him." He gave Ace a hearty slap on the back, which only served to send Ace into a second fit of wheezing coughs. "We managed to figure out who tried to cast a spell on Leona, but we haven't figured out how to break it yet."

"Wha... What are you talking about? Cast on... On who? What?" Through his wheezing Ace was barely able to gasp out his confusion. Somehow, you and your new canine friend had remained oblivio0us to the conversation happening nearby as you begin nuzzling your face into the top of his head.

Jack huffed, crossing his arms. "A Savanaclaw second-year attempted to curse the Housewarden with a magical bracelet that would transform him into a beast. Unfortunately, Leona didn't want it, so he handed it off to Ruggie-senpai. So now..." He gestured to the massive dog draped across your lap. "We don't know how to get him back to normal."

"Wait, hold on. So that's... That's Ruggie? The dog?"

"Hyena. But yes."

".....snrk."

"This isn't funny, Ace."

"P-PWAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU KIDDING? THE PREFECT'S BEEN ALL OVER HIM! THIS IS HILARIOUS!"

As Ace hit the ground again, this time in a flurry of laughter, you finally glanced up and noticed Jack standing there. As you made a move to stand up, however, the dog whined, draping his paw further across your lap.

"Don't worry, buddy! I'm just gonna go talk to my friend, okay?" When the dog only whimpered again, you smiled and leaned forward to press a kiss in between his fuzzy ears. "It'll just be a m-"

POOF!

A cloud of smoke quickly engulfed you and the dog, thick and sandy-yellow and smelling of grasses and fresh laundry. You coughed a bit, waving your arm around to force it to dissipate more quickly, and as it did you saw the friendly pup you'd been cuddling with had been replaced by Ruggie, head laying across your lap and blinking up at you with an owlish expression. You stared down at him, and he stared up at you.

"Uhh... Woof?"

You yelped, jumping to your feet and forcing the second-year to tumble from your lap and into the grass. You covered your face with both hands and could feel it burning beneath your palms. Of all the people to secretly be a big, adorable dog, did it have to be the one you were crushing on? Oh, you wanted to crawl into a hole and just die.

Ace's raucous laughter in the near distance was doing you no favors, you could see him kicking his feet in the air through the gaps in your fingers. Jack, at least, has the decency to look a bit embarrassed in your stead. He moved towards his upperclassman and towed the shorter boy to his feet.

"I hope he didn't give you any trouble, Prefect." Jack bowed to you, Ruggie standing a bit behind him with the faintest hint of color to his cheeks.

"It's fine." You barked out, though it was mostly muffled by your palms. "You should go see the Professor or something. Anything."

"Right. Of course. Senpai?" Jack turned to Ruggie, but Ruggie just motioned for Jack to move past him as he stepped towards you.

"Gimme a sec, alright? I'll catch right up. Scout's honor."

"Please don't disappear again, senpai."

Jack stepped away to give you two a bit of privacy, no matter how desperately you hoped he'd stay and save you from this awkwardness. Ruggie stood there a moment before clearing his throat, scuffing his shoe against the dirt.

"I was just gonna take yer sandwiches. I wasn't expectin' you to get all sweet on me or anythin'. So don't think I was like, tryin' to trick you."

"Mhm." You responded. Still muffled, still hidden.

"And it's not like I didn't like it or anythin', either. So if either of us should be embarrassed it's probably me!"

You peeked through your fingers again, slowly beginning to bring your hands down. Ruggie's cheeks were getting redder by the minute, and he seemed to be making every effort not to look at your face as he continued to ramble.

"So if you wanna like, like uh, pet me, or scratch my ears, or... or k-kiss my head or anythin', that's-that's fine. I won't even make you get me a sandwich for it. I don't mind." He tucked his chin, one hand rubbing at the back of his neck as he stared into the ground. "...I kinda like it, anyway. If it's you."

Your heart did an eager stutter jump in your chest, but before you could respond Ruggie had already pivoted on his heel and begun jogging down the hill towards Jack.

"See ya around, Prefect!" He barked out. "Thanks for the grub!"

You couldn't see Ruggie's expression as he and Jack walked away. But with his ears flattened, shoulders hunched, and hands pulled up to his cheeks as Jack looked him over in visible confusion, you couldn't imagine it could be that much different from your own.

[technovillain]

if you had to give each intern a pet, what would you give them and why?

Gisu needs a scrappy little mutt dog she found on the street that digs up mystery bones for her I just know she would love that so much. She would kill and die for her dirty little stinky street dog.

Lizzie needs a snake. Maybe it is partly her snake tattoo telling me this but I just already fully believe that she has a cool snake in her dorm. Because she would freak out the other interns with it and also she would just love it wholeheartedly despite not having a lick of zoolepathy (much to Compton's dismay)

Morris needs a crow. I can't explain this one really I just need him to have some sort of weird bird that can talk. I'm thinking specifically a psychic crow that just he just sort of encountered one day out in the Quarry and bonded with.

It is so hard to pick one for Sam because Sam is so Sam, y'know. I feel like she is best friends with that whale (pls forgive me I forgot her name) Part of me wants her to have a bunny for Coach Oleander mentor reasons. Getting along with a little rabbit in a normal way that doesn't involve crazy death threats or explosions with those two challenge: impossible. I think the ultimate pet for her though would be a goat. Because it's virtually indestructable and equally as crazy as her.

Norma and Adam seem less like the pet-keeping types to me but hmmm......

To Adam I give a sugar glider. He would keep it in his shirt pocket and i think it would be really cute to let it fly like doing silly tricks with his yo-yo. I think he would love a weird little critter like that. Like he would talk to it a lot just right at its blank stare.

I give Norma a weird little ferret. She would be really not into the idea of keeping a pet at first but then would become obsessed with her ferret and not talk about anything else and everyone would want her and her ferret to go away I am sure of it. She could wear it around her neck like a scarf and it would burrow in her big backpack and she'd carry it around with her too.

[ramu-ego]

I was thinking abt what I could send and I was wondering if you could do Ness + Voyeurism (ehem kaiser) + and his hairrrr, please??

y'all are gonna force me into liking Ness with all these requests aren't yeah? 😂 It's ok babe for you, more Ness ♡ OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE HAIR PART BUT I WROTE IT ALL OUT GOD I HOPE YOU STILL LIKE IT I'M SO SORRY

event ~ ♡ (closed) cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, voyeurism, cucking (Kaiser), unprotected vaginal sex, creampie ,unedited word count: drabble character(s): Alexis Ness

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

He'd shown his skills to you in every stadium they played in. Attempted to wow, court and win you over every moment you two crossed paths. From flowers to expensive gifts and even grand empty proclamations of over inflated egotistical affection. Kaiser had played a game he'd finally lost for the first time. Disgusted by the fact he'd lost to his mutt of a teammate. Even more disgusted by the fact he couldn't look away at this very moment.

The bounce of your ass on Ness's lap enticed even Kaiser's burning gaze to stay on you. Engulfed by the sight of your cunt swallowing up his teammate's cock. Unable to do anything but watch with a scowl etched into his pretty boy face. You didn't want him and this was the final nail in the coffin to rub Kaiser's face in it.

"Mmm that's my good boy..." Words he always wanted to hear, no longer even in his direction as you drug your fingertips down Ness's chest. His labored breathing filling the room as he rolled his hips up into you with very little rhythm. All of it done by you as you pinned him down and made a show of fucking him like your own personal toy in front of the egotistical bastard striker, "Come on now Alexis babe...don't be shy now. Show your shitty teammate why I love this cock of yours so much more than I could ever love his~"

"Shit- Fuck- I can't-" Ness's bubbling protests where lies anyone could see right through. With his white knuckled grip on the sheets under him twisting in his fists. Wadded blankets while he tried to keep even a fraction of the same hold on his sanity. Nearly impossible all contributing to the fact he was being watched. And not by just anyone. Ness knew Kaiser's eyes were searing on him. With his cock delving into the gummiest parts of your core. He was no help but he didn't need to be. Ness did his part driving Kaiser crazy by simply being the cock you chose to milk with your hips working him over like he'd never been before. Resisting the urge to cum was foolish when you clenched around him and touched down his chest with that wicked grin on your face.

"But baby..." You swirled your hips back and forth on him letting the tip of his cock kiss your cervix just so Ness would loose himself to the warm gooey wetness of your walls sinking around him until you left him coated in your juices the second you lifted them up, "Your cock is so much better than that stinky nasty one of his."

It wasn't even the fact he hated his teammate. Ness would on any given day lavish his praise onto Kaiser and be the one bathing him in attention. You drove a wedge between that. No. Kaiser did when he wouldn't take your answer to his constant pestering. Ness couldn't help that. Nor could he stop the way his toes curled and hips bucked. Your core spasming around him too much to handle. Kaiser's eyes the final thing he couldn't stand. Just a loud guttural moan being ripped from Ness's lips as his balls tightened and you sat down fully on his cock the second he emptied his load. Pouring his cum into you no matter the repercussions. Swimming his a haze of pleasure as his cock twitched and he emptied himself inside you. Cum overflowing around the base of his cock and you hadn't even moved yet. Unsure he'd ever came like this before. Or if he would cum this hard ever again. Ness was out of breath and loss for words when you slowly began to lift your hips off him.

Cock covered in your juices and streaked with his own cum. Ness looked through his mop of curly bangs as you made a show of spreading yourself in Kaiser's direction. Feeling his own cold cum drip from your cunt back down on his cock. Unsure what he heard as his ears rang. All he could recall was the gesture of goodwill you gave Kaiser by offering to eat his teammate's cum from your pussy. Just as Ness thought he'd never take it as an offer. He was left utterly caught off guard to see his cherished teammate devour his own cum right from your cunt. Ness thought Kaiser might have liked you. But he never imagined he liked you this much. And he didn't care either. Because it was his cock you'd get back on the second Kaiser opened his big dumb mouth again. Ness couldn't be happier to have such an egotistical asshole of a teammate.

[brrrkdslek]

hybrid bear! jongho was a shy boy, and even shyer when it came to you. despite being in a relationship for more than two years, jongho found every look and touch of yours sending shivers down his spine. he was also quiet, so whenever something was bothering him, he'd keep quiet until it went away. which it didn't.

jongho had noticed the stray cat around your workplace recently; wooyoung. not that jongho had a problem with him (he did), but wooyoung would always cling to you and rub against you, getting all his disgusting smell all over you. he got so angry once when wooyoung teased about you getting a collar for him. for a hybrid to get a collar, it would mean as an establishment for the pup and owner as they become committed to each other, just like fiancés.

and tonight, he was waiting at home for you peacefully as always. but not so peaceful when you text him, saying you'd take wooyoung to a vet. what? why? were you gonna take him in? no way! jongho started to doubt himself, did i not do a good job? am i too quiet? do they not like me anymore...? at the thought, jongho cried. for the first time in forever, he cried at the thought of you. he sat on the couch with blankets all over him as he watched the door, begging you not to come in with that mutt.

and you didn't. upon arriving home, you were waiting to see jongho on the couch reading, smiling ever so fondly upon seeing you with his tail softly swaying. well, he was there. just not how you'd expect for him to be, crying. quickly you drop everything and sit next to him, you didn't know what to do. jongho never had never gotten emotional with you so to say you were shocked was an understatement.

"darling, w-what's going on?" you hold onto his face as he silently sobbed, fluffly ears pressed flat against his head. "i-i..." jongho wanted to tell you, he wanted to tell you so badly how much that stupid cat bothered him and your relationship, how much he wanted to strangle and tear him apart, how heavy his heart felt whenever he would smell the stinky cat on you, but no words came out.

jongho hated when he bothered you, he hated whenever you had to go out of your way just to do things for him, he felt selfish. jongho felt like he asked for too much, even now, when his feelings should be validated. he knew he doesn't deserve feeling like this, but it would make him feel worse if he had to make you upset. sure, wooyoung is flirty and disgusting but you enjoyed his company, but not as much as you enjoyed jongho's, of course. he felt bad for wanting wooyoung to be away from you, like he was some controlling bitch.

"is it wooyoung?" jongho perked up, of course you knew. the two were practically married and you could always tell when something was bothering jongho, just not to the point he'd cry, you were still figuring that part out. you kissed jongho's cheek, "baby, i know you don't like him and we won't have to see him anymore." you saw jongho's scared expression when he heard what you said, you hummed before taking his hands and rubbed them, "nothing bad love. my friend, san, wants to take him in."

jongho didn't even know he was holding his breath as he relaxed into your touch, leaning onto your shoulder. you toyed with the collar around his neck; the same one he had since you first gave it to him. it was little things like this that made you so sure about jongho being the one.

"y'know i love you, right jjong?" he nodded, not saying anything despite knowing the underlying meaning behind your words; reassurance to him that jongho could always ask anything of you, which is why he doesn't. your hands moved closer to his and your hands intertwined happily, fitting each other perfectly.

[froody]

Do you have a favorite breed of dog?

medium to large sized mutt with shaggy black fur generally my favorite type of dog

but as far as breeds go, that’s a difficult question. I didn’t grow up in an area with a lot of purebred dogs. my childhood dog was some sort of rough collie/Newfoundland mix and she was the best dog ever but I wouldn’t endorse those breeds for everyone, we lived in the middle of nowhere and she got to walk 15 miles a day with my dad.

I think I really like scent hounds. my grandpa bred black and tan coonhounds and they’re awesome dogs. I love beagles, they’re so sweet but so stinky. I currently don’t live a lifestyle fit for a hound but the scent hound family is still my favorite type of dog.

also, and this is going to surprise many people, I’m a fan of chihuahuas. maybe I like them because they’re “barely a dog” and I’m not a dog person but chihuahuas tend to like me and I’m spared of the evil little dog curse. they can be extraordinary companion animals if treated with respect and given the space they ask for. I feel like they’re misunderstood angels.

[lipglossanon]

Nah because imagine bring home black cat hybrid Ada. You thought she would be the fit for your grump old dogman, turns out laid back cat and the grumpy dog DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT like sharing.

Especially when it comes down to you.

Pouting and growling from Leon when Ada is pressed up against you in bed wearing your clothes. (It's not fair that he can't wear them, surely you wouldn't mind the stretched out clothes)

Or foul howling and hissing from Ada when Leon gets a fraction more attention from you. (Poor kitty, she just wants you to herself. Besides why keep an old stinky mutt)

"Come on Ada please be nice, he just wants to sleep in the bed" you pleaded for the older to just take an ounce of pity on the old man.

"He has a kennel," she said with a purr curling up deeper into your side with a content sigh.

With a deep growl, Leon grasps her ankles and rips her off the bed. So much for an early night of rest.

OH!

And the only time they get along is when Leon has you pressed against the wall fucking you from behind while Ada plays with favorite toy yet, sucking, licking, nipping your over-sensitive clit.

They can get so mean, how could they not when they have a pretty little owner crying out for the both of them

-🎃

Bumpkin, hi!! 👋 💜 🎃

AGSJVL cat Ada and dogman Leon are always at odds; they fight over everything, but your attention is the one thing they fight about the most 🤭

They’re always one upping each other too! Leon helped you bring in the groceries? Then Ada is helping you cook dinner. Or Ada helped you get dressed for an important work meeting with your boss? Leon is massaging your feet after work 🤭

You get tired of the bickering and try to be a mediator but at this point you’re just making them compromise where you can 🤣

And the only time they actually work or get along is when they have you sandwiched between them making you cum so much your brain is leaking out of your ears 🤭