#strangles

[virtie333]

Not so good news...

My friend's yearling filly, Valencia, is sick. I was worried about her, as she's young and came off the range so has probably never been exposed. They took her down to quarantine last night. At this point, I'm not sure why they are bothering to do that, as all the horses have been exposed, but it is raining today, so at least she'll be out of that.

The last owner of the barn put a strict quarantine on the whole property when we had an outbreak, and only 3 horses got sick. This owner... yeah, nope.

Still keeping a close eye on my boy. I know he's probably got good immunity against this (strangles), but I still worry.

[mike104]

What If Poe Strangles Catnap?

[phoenixisobsessed]

Me tweaking everything I want to like a post in the bottom of my feed on the mobile app but the “make post” button is in the way so I have to use the dumbass fucking double tap function.

GET OUT OF THEREEEE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE…THE DOUBLE TAP DON’T EVEN WORK THAT WELL.

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--

Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that

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Bonus:

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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?

Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec

Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':

Tim:

Tim: okay that's funny

[a2zsportsnews]

IND vs ENG, 3rd T20I: England strangles Indian chase to stay afloat in series

An indifferent Indian batting effort made a meal out of England’s 172-run target as the visitor stormed back into the five-match series with a 26-run victory in the third T20I at the Niranjan Shah Stadium here on Tuesday. The Indian top-order’s no-holds-barred approach right from the get-go opened the door for England to strangle the host and grab the chance with alacrity. Each of the three…

[nudibro]

This audio has been stuck in my head and had the urge to draw it out.

[ID: A four panel comic strip of fanart from cult of the Lamb. Referencing the "No, I'm Evil Kitty" audio by offlainnnn on tiktok.

1: The Lamb looks down at Narinder as they scratch under his chin and the top of his head as he purrs. The Lamb says: "Oh, that's a good kitty!" A black bubble on the right reads "I say as I pet on kitty."

2: A close up on Narinder with the Lamb's hand on his cheek, his eyes closed. He says: "No".

3: Same close up of Narinder but instead he smiles evilly and looks up at the camera. Then he continues with, "I'm evil kitty."

4: Narinder is leaning down more as he is about to bite The Lambs arm with a ravenous expression. The Lamb looks down at him in shock. A black bubble on the right reads "Said evil kitty." The crown that was once on the Lamb's head is flown off because of the Lamb's reaction, saying, "Why am I here just to suffer?"

End ID.]

[eatingmarkerz]

[doydoune]

oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door

[traumszenario]

[satsuha]

gokushuufudou parody

[miss-anaa]

[junespriince]

What would you tell your younger self if you could go back in time, Titans.

Wally, holding young Wally shoulders: tell them, our parents are shit and they won't change, so live with Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris. Also no, we're not getting over Dick, it will get worse.

Young Wally: aw...

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Roy: lock the fuck in little shit, also read those parenting books in B's closet we need those... We will think she's dying every day if we don't read those books.

Young Roy: I get a kid? Lame.

Roy, strangling himself: LIAN IS NOT LAME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

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Garth: live in Roy's bathroom, it the best.

Young Garth: WE HAVE A FRIEND!?

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Donna: men ain't shit- except your twin, Dickie. life ain't shit, except to torture Dickie. And you will steal his girl because trust me, we love women and I want you to get with her sooner, after therapy.

Young Donna: ... Who would name their kid Dick?

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Dick, give him escrima stick: go, get revenge. Go feral.

Young, blood lust, Dick: holy justifiable revenge Batman!

[windyremedy]

unamused

pairing: bakugou katsuki x reader

scenario: saying suspicious things infront of your boyfriend.

After being inspired by a tiktok you watched a couple days ago, you decided to try it out for yourself to see how your boyfriend would react and what better time than when you’re on break from him helping you study in his dorm room.

Inconspicuously letting out a soft sigh you switched to your camera and began recording. Talking about random and mundane things for whatever reason, something you always did randomly so Bakugou didn’t really notice anything out of the ordinary until you got to a certain topic.

“In relationships it’s totally normal to lose feelings—“

From your peripheral vision on the video you could see his frown deepen, brows scrunching in displeasure.

“What’d you say?”

You stilled in your spot pretending to be confused and trying not to blow your cover already.

“Huh?”

“What in the hell are you doing now?” he asked firmly, cocking his head to the right.

“Oh I’m just giving love advice in general, now don’t interrupt me.” you answered.

He didn’t say anything else but you could hear him step closer to where you were, getting up from his spot on the bed where he was fixing something in his drawer.

“Anyways its normal to build resentment and hate your partner.”

Before he could reach your phone you grabbed it and continued on.

“And sometimes you might wanna strangle them—“

Then he grabs you quick but gentle enough as to not hurt you from the cushioned floor, body completely towering over yours.

“DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME OR WHAT WOMAN?”

You laugh as he shakes you in the process, papers flying off from the edge of the short legged table.

“I don’t!” you exclaimed giggling.

“LIKE HELL! WHAT’D I DO WRONG!!?”

“It’s not about you I swear!!!! as I was saying if their blonde and name starts with the letter b—“ you continued, turning away from him.

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“NO WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING—“

©windyremedy

[m0sspile]

evil women and their non-binary children

edit: WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE THIS SO MUCH ITS OLD AND UGLY :[

[personostient]

Oh no…

Im in love with this fukcing thang.

Bonuses:

omw to kiss this freak in the halls