#sugar from vampire in brooklyn

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They're all so cute.

the best/questionable little (and one big) kitties in horror cinema

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Bee's Fic Recs 💌✨ | Multifandom works

Happy 2025!! I've been writing on Tumblr since 2020, but I've been reading fanfic on here much longer. So here is a full list of my absolute favorite works from over the years of all the fandoms I love by amazing, talented writers! These writers inspire me every day and I look forward to every time they post. 🥹❤️ might do a part 2 to this soon!!

Note: this list of fic recs contains works that have fluff, angst, smut, canonical violence & death, etc. Be sure to read the content warnings and be mindful. MDNI on works 18+

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Marvel

You're My Person | TASM!Peter Parker Imagine by @luvingspence

Right Where You Left Me | TASM!Peter Parker Imagine by @loeyparker

You Are Not To Blame | TASM!Peter Parker Imagine by @maximoff-pan

Static Verse | Bucky Barnes Series by @theconstantsidekick

Madripoor | Bucky Barnes Imagine by @imagines-all-day-everyday

Reality Check | Loki Series by @ohmygoodnessgraciouss

From the Void, With Love | Loki Series by @whirlybirbs

Bold | Loki Imagine by @loving-barnes

If I Keep Running Back to You | Loki Imagine by @theonewiththefanfics

No Sleep Till Brooklyn | Steve Rogers Series by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord

Sugar Lips and Starky-Boy | Tony Stark Imagine by @jamesbuchananxsteviegrant

He's Funny That Way | Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes Imagine by @birdsofpry

Only Forever | Steve Rogers Series by @thank-you-for-the-vampire-money

This is Not Goodbye | Avengers Imagine by @imaginesforjoy

Home | Steve Rogers Imagine by @mikrowrites

Stardust | Loki Series by @imaginesoutofahat

Twilight

The Hybrid | Demetri Volturi Imagine by @wallwriterstuff

Revenge | Volturi Imagine by @like-rain-or-confetti

Oh No, He's Hot | Felix Imagine by @captain-yeet

Volturi Queen | Volturi Imagine by @fanficimagery

Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon

Hiraeth | Gwayne Hightower Imagine by @sainttherezia

The Sword and the Quill | Gwayne Hightower Series by @seancekitsch

Campaign Trail | Modern Gwayne Hightower Au by @seafarersdream

The Good Queen | HOTD Imagine by @itsgameofthronesimagines

Top Gun: Maverick

NCIS | Bradley Bradshaw Imagine by @ohtobeleah

Return to Me | Bob Floyd Imagine by @lewmagoo

The Better Man | Bradley Bradshaw Imagine by @bradshawsbaby

Jukebox War | Jake Seresin Imagine by @roosterforme

Call Me Daddy | Jake Seresin Imagine by @eternalsams

White Liar | Jake Seresin Imagine by @mrssturnioloo

Stranger Things

Wicked | Eddie Munson Imagine by @munson-blurbs

Gladiator II

The Prophecy | Lucius Verus Series by @lilmisshellfireswritingblog

Dies Natalis | Geta & Caracalla Imagine by @painted-flag

Near Death Experience | Gete Imagine by @megalony

Golden Empress | Emperor Geta Imagine by @multific

Soulmates | Emperor Geta Imagine by @multific

Men In Black

Happy Little Mistakes | Agent K Imagine by @lesbianstarkx

Harry Potter

Hardly Hurt | Newt Scamander Imagine by @xbarrjallenx

The Magizoologist and The Magizoolinguist | Newt Scamander Imagine by @b-eehive

The White Owl | Newt Scamander Imagine by @redneonmoons

Lovesick Niffler | Newt Scamander Imagine by @miss-authorcita

At All Costs | Charlie Weasley Series by @ardentmuse

Return of the Jackal | Sirius Black Imagine by @stallingdemons

Animal Instinct | Sirius Black Imagine by @ra-veela-claw

The Grishaverse

Gotta put Some Color in the Miserable Place | Kaz Brekker Imagine by @crazyyluvr

Matching Bracelets | Kaz Brekker Imagine by @happyyyandcrazyyy

Helmets | Modern Kaz Brekker AU by @mcntsee

Love Language | Kaz Brekker Imagine by @rubysunnday

The Phoenix and the Crow | Kaz Brekker Series by @ell0ra-br3kk3r-writes

Set, Charge, Boom | Kaz Brekker Imagine by @stray-kaz

Midnights | Kaz Brekker Series by @auroravictorium

Fallout

At the End of the World | Cooper Howard Imagine by @queenxxxsupreme

How About A Nuke | Cooper Howard Series by @not-neverland06

Sweet as Nuka Cola | Cooper Howard Imagine by @periprose

Bridgerton

Over the Garden Wall | Benedict Bridgerton Series by @homeofthepeculiar

Forgive Me | Benedict Bridgerton Imagine by @benedictscanvas

Doctor Who

Lured Desire | The Tenth Doctor Imagine by @doctenwho

Paradox | The Tenth Doctor Imagine by @shenkizoo

No Reset | The Tenth Doctor Imagine by @madboxwithagirl

[eminsunnytoons123]

The parodies cousin Show characters

Part 1, 2 And 3

Disclaimer: I made the parodies cousin Show for the sake of enjoyment And creativity, And again, for the sake of creativity And enjoyment, i'll risk it for all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals And girlfriend: @splashy900 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsaclark @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @mysafespaceblog13 @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @muppet-fan-real @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sophia-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @xxkurosakutisaxxaltofshitaccount @ducktoonz903707 @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @walt-diego-rodriguez @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith @bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing that always loved me And supported me And always loved my Work.

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Ever since I have decided to make the FOURTH counterparts of the muppets, here they are =^_^= And theyre like cousins to the muppets, And some of them even changed genders. And I have imagined something called "the cousins Show" And its related to the "Sisters Show" =^_^=

And in their infos, I wont say how old are they, because theyre the same age like the muppets, And you can go see the ages from the teppums And You'll see how old are the muppets with them ^///^; And I wont really Type who are they dating, but i'll soon make who are they dating =^_^= oh! And i'll say their sexualities soon when I draw them all, even the same goes to the moopets, whatnots And teppums =^_^=

Now some info about them (im still thinking about their info, i'll soon make a post about it too):

Lucille the ladybug - Lucille the ladybug is Kermit the frog's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the leading ladybug Lady who plays the harp. And she is ms. Moosa's And Garrett's love interests. Her headcanon voice actor is John Roberts, And her voice claim is Linda belcher from bob's burgers.

Ms. Moosa - Ms. Moosa is miss piggy's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the hot tempered primadonna moose lady, And Lucille's And Garrett's love interest. Her headcanon voice actor is Mark Hadlow, And her voice claim is Heidi the hippo from meet the feebles.

Garrett Rhino - Garrett Rhino is fozzie bear's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the comedian Rhino on the Show that does many Circus tricks And loves making jokes. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Cummings, And his voice claim is tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

Calvin the bat - Calvin the bat is Rizzo the rat's parodie cousin counterpart, he is actually an vampire bat And he is very sarcastic And sassy, And he is Harris' and Emma the bat's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Paul Tylak, And his voice claim is snake from skunk Fu.

Harris the King ant - Harris the King ant is Pepe the King prawn's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an actual king ant And other ants listen to his orders, he has an thick Brooklyn accent, And dont call him a "termite" he is a "King ant". His headcanon voice actor is Kyle Rideout, And his voice claim is Vinnie from littlest pet shop.

Franklin the best - Franklin the best is gonzo the great's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an acrobat And Daredevil that loves doing dangerous tricks, And he is interested in mermans. His headcanon voice actor is Scott Menville, And his voice claim is Robin from teen titans go.

Professor Charles van rosecrew - professor Charles van rosecrew is dr bunsen honeydew's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Scientist on the Show And he helps bunsen in his Experiments, And he is Carson's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Rash, And his voice claim is Gyro from ducktales.

Carson - Carson is beaker's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an nervous wreck just like beaker but he is good friends with him too, And he is professor charles' love interest, And he speaks in "eeh!?" And "beep!" His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Spongebob squarepants from Spongebob squarepants.

Houston the bull - Houston the bull is rowlf the dog's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Wise And laid back accordionist on the Show And he is from Texas. His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Roy Rakoon from talking Tom And friends.

Austin the King Buffalo - Austin the King Buffalo is Sam the eagle's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an King Buffalo from africa And he is a real King Buffalo, And just like how other ants listen to Harris' others, other buffalos listen to Austin's orders. His headcanon voice actor is Keith David, And his voice claim is flame King from adventure time.

Isabella - Isabella is Walter's parodie cosuin counterpart, she is a BIG fan of the parodies, especially a fan of Lucille And since she is a part of them, she is best friends with Ruby And she has a crush on her too. Her headcanon voice actress is Jennifer Hale, And her voice claim is Madison from class of 3000.

Ruby - Ruby is Scooter's parodie cousin counterpart, she helps Lucille with The Show, And she is Riley's little sister and Isabella's best friend, And she had a crush on Isabella, And Riley teases her with that. Her headcanon voice actress is Katie Griffin, And her voice claim is Alex from totally spies.

I hope y'all will like these, And again, you're allowed to make fanart out of the parodies, And even moopets, whatnots And teppums, you dont have to ask me for permission =^_^= 💝 but just dont make NSFW or fetish Art out of them..

[sashaisready]

The Blood Pact: Chapter 15 - I love you

Bucky Barnes Vampire AU x Female Reader

Reeling from a bad break-up, you're desperately trying to find a new place to live but the Brooklyn rental market is a complete nightmare. You take a chance on an intriguing newspaper ad and enquire about a room in a shared house, where you'd be living with two mysterious men. The catch is that they want something other than your money for you to pay the rent...the one thing they don't have

Series Masterlist

Chapter 16

Arghhh here we go! Warnings here for violence/severe injury/bleeding/physical fighting/death. We have one more chapter to go after this. Hope you enjoy (if that's the right word??) As always, reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

Of course you didn’t make it very far to the door before Rumlow tackled you, pushing you to the ground with such force that it winded you. You wheezed and gasped as he trapped you underneath his weight, chuckling to himself.

“C’mon angel, you know better than most that you can’t outrun us”.

The adrenaline hit you and you began to wriggle beneath him, your fists managing to land a few blows as you kicked and struggled. You knew you didn’t stand much of a chance, but you weren’t going to make it easy for him – you weren’t going down without a fight.

He continued to laugh hollowly but you could see from his face that it bothered him, particularly when your nails made contact with his cheek and you scratched a decent line into him. He growled and clutched your wrists, pinning them above your head.

“Don’t get me wrong sugar, I like them to have a bit of fight in ‘em. Gets me going when they squirm and try their luck. But you’re going to stop that unless you want to hurt yourself”.

You glared at him defiantly, hatred seeping through every pore. You were terrified but mainly you were angry, furious at him for daring to touch you, for hiding in your private space and defiling where you felt safest. You watched him silently, and just when he thought you were docile you hocked a wad of spit into his face. You smiled with satisfaction as he wiped his eye, his disgust evident as his mouth curled in anger.

He struck you between the eyes with his fist and you winced as the pain radiated through your skull. You managed to stifle a whimper, not wanting him to give him the upper hand, continuing your stoic glare as your forehead pulsed.

“See? You don’t play nice, I don’t play nice” he snarled.

“What do you want?” you demanded, trying to ignore the sweat pooling at the back of your neck. “Why are you in here? Get off me. You’ve had your fun. You need to leave”.

“You’re not being a very good hostess” he laughed, looking down at you mockingly. “I’m here as a guest, and I haven’t been fed. Surely you know what comes next?”

Your stomach dropped, but your mask remained intact. He must’ve hidden in here after everyone left and Steve and Bucky went to sleep.

“I thought you didn’t eat humans” you managed to croak out.

He shrugged. “Not always. Trying to be ‘civilised’ like your boyfriend, and his boyfriend. But I’m afraid prepacked bags just don’t hit the spot anymore, y’know? Even familiars when it's straight from the artery - they’re just too damn eager.  It’s like eating the blandest meal every day, and I’m hungry for something else. Something I’ve chased. Something I’ve caught. There’s nothing quite like a real meal, an authentic meal, princess. Nothing tastes quite like fear does”.

You watched him, desperately pondering your next move. Your fear was manageable if you concentrated on problem solving instead. If you could just get to the shades and open them, get the sun in here…Was there anything in your room you could use as a stake? A leg from your desk or chair maybe? But he wouldn’t let you up long enough to try that. Could you even get a leg off? Would you even have the physical strength to drive it through his chest? You weren’t Buffy. Could you trick him somehow? If you could just wake up Steve and Bucky…but how? They slept like the dead. They were dead. You’d never managed to wake them during the day…But if you could maybe just…

���Besides…” he continued, his breathing heavy. “I have been thinking about this pretty face since I saw you in the park”.

His icy finger ran from your chin up your cheek, tickling over your nose. You winced at his touch, rolling your head away from him. You felt your limbs begin to tremble with fear, doing your best to steady them.

“Looks like Barnes has certainly been enjoying his cute little blood bag” he said menacingly, his clumsy hand brushing over the small puncture wounds on your neck.

You twisted yourself into the floor trying to move away from his fingers. It felt wrong for him to touch such an intimate area, to dare intrude on your private intimacy with Bucky. Revulsion rolled in your stomach.

“We’re friends after all, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind sharing…”

You cried out in disgust as he leaned over you, his tongue sloppily licking at your neck as you flinched and attempted to push him off. He hummed with satisfaction.

“Oh yeah…I’m gonna enjoy this” he muttered as he bared his fangs.

“Wait!” you cried out. “Like you just said - Bucky is your friend…Steve is your friend. You really think they’re going to be okay with you hurting me like this?

It wasn’t much, but maybe you could try talk him out of it. 

He shrugged. “Eh. Friend is a strong word. More like acquaintances really…”

He smiled down at you again, now baring his fangs and you knew your time was running out.

“H-how are you going to get out?” you sputtered. “The sun is up. You can’t leave. They’ll catch you in here when they wake…they’ll know what you did. They won’t like it”.

That seemed to give him pause. He considered your words for a moment, the tiniest hint of concern crossing his expression.

“If you stop…I’ll let you stay in here. You can sleep” you babbled. “Then I’ll let you out when the sun’s down. If they catch you leaving I’ll just tell them you got lost on your way out last night and fell asleep in here. Nobody has to know. We’ll just put this behind us…”

Bucky definitely wouldn’t believe that version of events. He’d instantly know something was up. Steve would probably catch on too. But Rumlow didn’t need to know that…

He mulled over your bargain. You could now see from his reluctant face that the thought of inciting Bucky’s (and Steve’s) wrath irked him somewhat. Here you were giving him an out, it wasn’t too late. Clearly he was tempted by your proposition.

Just when you thought he might be listening, his contemplative expression morphed into a predatory smirk and his fangs appeared once more. Your heart sank and your eyes widened with fear.

“I think I’m just going to try my luck” he growled. “I’m much faster and stronger after a decent breakfast, so I’ll take my chances”.

You yelped and shrieked as you tried your hardest to get away, but it was fruitless. You did everything you could to try and kick out, writhing and attempting to free your hands, uttering curses at him and calling him all manner of awful names, screaming out for Bucky, for Steve - anything to stop him or at least slow him down, but all to no avail. Your cries echoed throughout the otherwise silent house.

As he lined up his mouth with your neck you stared up desperately at the cord to the window shades just a few feet away. If you could just grab it, pull them open and reveal the sun – you’d be okay…

The sting of the bite was worse than you expected. You had done it hundreds of times with Bucky and Steve, but this was different. Pain took over you entirely as you let out a cry of despair, it felt like your neck was on fire as you felt the skin break and the initial blood leak from you. There was none of their tenderness or care, none of their compassion. This felt more like you were a farm animal lined up at the slaughterhouse.

Rumlow lapped at you greedily, uttering squelching noises of contentment which made you sick to your stomach. Your were rigid with fear and tension, every hair on your body standing on end as your squeezed your eyes shut and tried to imagine yourself somewhere else. Anywhere else.

“That’s enough” you feebly whispered after a few minutes, your weak hand reaching up to try and bat him away. “You’ve had enough. You don’t need any more”.

He stopped fleetingly and looked down at you, your stolen blood framing his mouth grotesquely and elevating his smile to become something even more sinister.

“Oh angel, I’m not stopping” he laughed cruelly as he wiped his lip. “Your boy toy might make do with a few ounces but that’s not enough for me…”

He looked into your eyes, seemingly enjoying the fear staring back at him.

“I’m gonna drain you, princess” he said menacingly as he moved back to the open wound. “Empty this blood bag. Every. Last. Drop”.

The surge of terror was mercifully quick at least, as the fog finally hit you seconds later and he fed once more. It was nothing like Bucky’s, of course. Nothing like Steve’s either. But it was welcomed, a calming anaesthetic which left you numb and absorbed the pain and the fear. Your body slackened as you became dizzy, you felt like you were dreaming – your limbs suddenly too hefty to move. But you weren’t scared. You weren’t anything.

At least it would be over soon.

It was hard to think clearly now. Difficult to make much out. You wondered if you should be doing something, fighting maybe? Even through your haze you knew this was wrong. Bad. You should be panicking, struggling. But you couldn't muster the strength to do anything but lay there. You could feel your life force melting away as you became weaker, and weaker…

Your eyes fluttered close and there was one coherent thought amongst the cloud.

Bucky.

Oh, Bucky. You were so sorry. So sorry that you weren’t strong enough. But you can’t win every fight, can you? He knew that better than anyone. He’d spent most of his life fighting. There’s always the victor and the loser. Eventually we all lose. You hoped that he would know you fought, that you tried. It wasn’t enough but you fought as best you could. You went down swinging, you didn’t go quietly. You didn’t blame him for any of this, you hoped he knew that too. The time you’d spent with him had been the happiest of your life. You loved him. you loved him. How sorry you were that you���d never told him, how foolish that was. You should have told him the minute you knew. You’d wasted so much time with the silly fights and squabbles. You’d do it all differently if you had your time again. You loved him. You loved him.

You didn’t realise that you’d started to repeat his name over and over, a quiet prayer filling the room and helping to drown out the unholy noises from elsewhere. Bucky. Bucky. Bucky.

Time to go now, time at last for peace. It would be quiet at least. Bucky.

Bucky, Bucky.

Goodnight, my darling.

The noise as you slipped away was deafening. You could never have imagined how loud it would be. Why was it loud? Wasn’t it meant to be peaceful when you went? Not the sound of screaming. Not the sound of splintering wood and heavy feet racing across floorboards.

The pressure suddenly left your neck and your eyes fluttered open. It was a swirl of colours and shapes around you, a blur, a mass of shadows. You tried to focus but it was hard to see. Your hand moved to your neck and you felt the wetness of blood on your fingers. It was all so loud. Had you gone? Was this it?

No. You were still on the floor of your bedroom. You reached out and felt the solidness of the boards under your body to be sure. Just what was that noise?

You turned towards the source of the chaos. It was over by your bed, two figures. Was it two? They seemed to be…rolling. Fighting. They were yelling. One was roaring, his fists pummelling mercilessly into the other.

Then as if the lens on a camera suddenly focused, you could see it all. You were back in the room. It was Bucky atop of Rumlow, he looked animalistic, his face contorted in rage. He was striking Rumlow over and over, the sounds of his fist connecting with muscle and bone made a sickening thwack. You see the blood splashing onto the floor beneath.

Bucky?

How did he get here? Was this a dream? Or a final hallucination as you laid unconscious?

Bucky stopped and glanced over at you as Rumlow groaned and stirred beneath him. His eyes were full of fear as he took you in, the sheer panic on his face telling you everything you needed to know about how you must look.

But there would be time for Bucky. You needed to eliminate the problem first. The haze had suddenly lifted and everything was crystal clear. You knew what needed to be done.

With your last ounce of strength you shakily moved up onto your knees, Bucky was crying out and telling you to be still. You ignored him, shuffling weakly over to the window. You felt like your legs each weighed a ton, your muscles screaming in pain as you dared to move your body. But you pushed through, hobbling on your hands and knees as a surge of adrenaline gave you a final boost. You pressed yourself against the wall to support your weight and then wrapped your hand around the shade cord. You looked over at Bucky, then your eyes darted to the en-suite door and back to him once more. He swallowed with apprehension but nodded, and before your knew it he had soared past – disappearing into the bathroom and slamming the door shut. Rumlow was left behind, nothing but whimpering mess trying to crawl away.

"Goodbye, you piece of shit" you snarled over at him. 

The second you knew Bucky was safe you allowed your shaking legs to give out and your body slumped against the wall. The motion meant the cord came with you and the shades shot up to their hilt, allowing the room to fill with brilliant sunlight. You had never been so happy to see the sun, and you’d never take it for granted again.

Rumlow never saw it coming. The sun enveloped him and the screaming started. TV taught you that killing vampires meant they would instantly turn into a neat pile of dust, but Rumlow immolated. Flames swept over him and he screeched in agony as he burned and burned. It was far more brutal than you could have ever imagined. You couldn’t look away, frozen in horror as you watched him writhe and convulse. The smell was overpowering with a sickening sweet tang which was vomit inducing. You gagged and choked, your free hand covering your mouth. His face melted away, losing any recognition of anything vaguely human.

Thankfully it stopped shortly afterwards, the flames gently subsided and you were left with nothing but a pile of his scorched bones in the middle of your bedroom – a charred, black ring stained the floor and perfectly circled his remains.

You could faintly hear Bucky shouting to you from behind the bathroom door but your mind was too fuzzy to fully make it out. You’d done it, you’d won. You smiled to yourself, taking a second to revel in your victory. Then the surge adrenaline of vanished as fatigue flooded you once again. The pain radiated deeply, it felt like your body was switching itself off piece by piece. All you wanted to do was sleep. Just for a little while. Your hand let go of the cord you had been clinging onto for dear life as you finally slumped to the ground. The shades fluttered as they slammed down, taking the day with them.

You leaned your head against the wall as you heard the bathroom door rip open and furious footsteps zipped over to you. Cold hands cupped your face as your eyes slipped close and everything went quiet. He was trying to say something to you but you couldn’t hear him, the darkness was coming thick and fast and you couldn’t stop it. He shook you to try keep you awake and you limply reached up, curling a weak finger around the hand which framed your cheek.

“I love you, Bucky” you managed to whisper.

And then finally…sleep.

Peace.

At least you’d got to tell him.

[peonierose]

People I‘d like to get to know better:

Thank you so much for thinking of me and for the tag @lorircreates 🥰🩷

Last song: TVC - Now you know (it was from a scene from Vampire Diaries 🥰) It’s the bass guitar that’s really my favorite part of this song

Favorite color(s): pink, purple, perriwinkle, coral crush and green

Currently watching: Brooklyn 99 and Sugar Rush (for a wip I’m writing 🥰).

Last movie: Fast and the Furious 1 (I’m currently at the 8th movie)

Currently reading: Spartan Promise by Jennifer Estep, Divine Rivals by Rebecca Ross and From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout 🥰 Also I’m diving into all the wonderful fanfics everyone is writing 😍

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I love sweet and savory snacks and dishes 🥰

Last thing I googled: e.l.f. cosmetics and skin care products

Current obsession: Make-up and skin care. It’s not easy to find products that work for combination skin so I’m browsing (I want to try e.l.f to see if they have good products, if anyone has had experience with e.l.f. let me know) My other obsessions are Cherries 🍒 From gum, to shower gel, to cherry perfume, to fruit 🍒 cherries all the way 🍒

Currently working on: I’m trying to make some changes to my introduction for my OC (Luna Auclair from Open Heart). I am working on my first ever fics for Immortal Desires and some background info on my MC’s and and OC from Immortal Desires. Can’t wait to share it with you 🥰

I‘d love to hear from you 🩷 (no pressure) Of course everyone else is welcome to join as well 🥰

@cariantha @inlocusmads @aallotarenunelma @noesapphic @angelasscribbles @ladylamrian @mysticalgalaxysstuff @surrrenderronniebabe1 @rosepetals1 @stars-are-within-me @jerzwriter @aria-ashryver @the-pale-goddess @cadybear420 @moominofthevalley @ovethinker1thebackup @tveitertotwrites @dutifullynuttywitch @lilyoffandoms @liaromancewriter @zealouscanonindeer @petiteboheme @kristinamae093 @storyofmychoices @amortentiaopenheart @starrystarrytrouble @secretaryunpaid @karahalloway @a-cloud-for-dreams @trappedinfanfiction @kyra75

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The Moles- Composition Book (Splendid Research)

2018 was the last Moles release. That’s quite a long time in my book. Composition Book, the third release from Robert Pollard’s label, was recorded at Davies' home in Cape Cod on an iPad and mixed by Matt Gerhard in Austin, Texas. The band members include: Malcolm Travis (Sugar, Human Sexual Response, The Zulus) on drums; Sue Metro (High Risk Group / Harriet Records) on pedal steel, vocal, tech wiz; David Gould (Inner Banks) on bass; and Caroline Shutz (Inner Banks) on vocals. Also, Katherine Poindexter joins Shutz on backing vocals. It’s no surprise Pollard is releasing this album. They worked so well together as Cosmos back in 2009 with their release Jar Of Jam, Ton Of Bricks. “Feel Like a Dollar” kicks off with a wall of lo-fi jangle. Chickasaw Mudd Puppies comes to mind (minus the harmonica), but slowed down and more melodic. Davies’ voice is in full twang mode. Next up, “Chimes” is the beautiful jangle pop we love from Davies. It’s a punchy, bouncy number you’ll want to see along with. “Long blue hair, blue suede shoes.” “Alvin Hollis” is a boogie-woogie, piano- driven number that will have your foot tappin’ in no time. Next, “Lost Generation,” slows things down a bit with distortion galore over beautiful harmonies. Track 5, “Since I Don't Know When,” is a gorgeous number with those beautiful harmonies again. The drums are way up front on this one creating a waltz-like beat. “Rattlesnakes, Vampires, Horse Tribes and Rocket Science” is what Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues” would sound like if covered by one of Robert Pollard's side projects. It’s filled with gnarly guitars and beats. Brilliant use of the sprinkler here in the video:

“One Day” is a dreamy acoustic number that builds and builds to an exciting end. Track 8, “Tragedy,” is another favorite. Jangly pop with beautiful harmonies, and the beats up front. Next up, Davies’ does a nice job on The Bats’ cover, “Had To Be You,” from Daddy’s Highway. Cool male/female vocals on this one along with some fine acoustic guitar solos. Track 10, “Blow Yer Mind” does exactly what the title states. It’s an off-kilter track with solid beats and intermittent splashes of melody. “Promised Land” finishes off the album with a beautiful, bouncy song that Davies turns autobiographical as a tribute of sorts to Jerry Lee Lewis’ version. References to his life traveling between his Australian homeland, US home Cape Cod, UK, etc. Eleven new songs from Richard Davies & Co. So glad to finally get some new music from this guy. Well worth the wait. ERIC EGGLESON See The Moles LIVE (with Tobin Sprout & Bevil Web!) Wed 2/12 - Boston, MA @ Arts at the Armory Thu 2/13 - Philadelphia, PA @ Johnny Brenda's Fri 2/14 - Washington, DC @ Songbyrd Sat 2/15 - Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool

(Photo credit: Dawn Sutter Madell)

[eddysocs]

Introducing: Brooklyn Hammond

Fandom: True Blood

Face Claim: Jenny Boyd

Full Name: Brooklyn Stephanie Hammond

Age: 24

Myers Briggs Type: ENFP

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Love Interest: Rosalyn Harris

Collections: Silk Shirts

Style/Clothing: Preppy, polished, sometimes a little sexy. She loves wearing red and white as a combo and always likes to look her best no matter what she’s going to be doing.

Signature Quote: "If I wanted to be just a sugar baby, I could have chosen any number of wealthy men. The money is a perk, but I didn’t choose it. I chose her."

Plot Summary: When a scream in an alley leads Brooklyn to find a vampire feeding on a less than willing victim, she steps in, drawing the attention to herself. The victim escapes and Brooklyn is left to face an angry, hungry vampire, but she’s not afraid. She allows her to feed from her, knowing full well she's taking her life in her hands by doing so. As she’s being fed on, she presents a deal; access to her body to feed or fuck any time in exchange for safety, security and a comfortable life. Once the deal is struck, Rosalyn will find that Brooklyn's loyalty runs deeper than even the blood in her veins.

Forever Tag: @arrthurpendragon, @baubeautyandthegeek, @foxesandmagic, @carmens-garden, @fawera, @themaradaniels, @that-demigirl, @iloveocs, @bossyladies, @b1rvt4, @getawaycardotmp3, @misshiraethsworld, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs

[randomcommentary]

Random commentary for The Idol ep. 1&2

-What type of photo shoot is this??

-Not mental illness is sexy??!

-ma’am put your breast away!

-Alright now ms. Da'Vine Joy Randolph in this dress!

-bare breast for a album cover🧐

-not a money shot leaking!

-why are people randomly rehearsing in the backyard

-do NOT bring Britney into this!

-just tell the girl about the photo already

-this song is terrible

-here comes the weeknd and his ponytail

-this man’s talking voice is random as hell for some reason😂

-never trust a random man with sunglasses on in the club

-Oh they setting the white woman up?

-She said he had a rattail and I know he was low key hurt

-Baby what does he have on?

-Do NOT bring Prince music into this!!

-What is going on??

-that single is trash tell that woman the truth

-you like that he(the weeknd’s character) has a rapey vibe???

*enter the weeknd aka the rapey guy with the rattail

-looking like a low rent Maximillian from vampire in Brooklyn

-I knew he was on that sugar booger

-once again this song is trash

-he really dressed like he work at cheddars. Just bring me my pasta and go sir

-what in the fifty shades is going on???

-WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THIS KNIFE??

🫤

Ep.2

-Nikki need to be fired

-she made the song worse lawd😫

-he giving a my phone only works when it’s connected to wifi tease

-oh they finessing these white women

-this music video is 🥴

-they found rattail Maximillian!

-just say he’s black girl damn

-yes black woman pep talk

-not Nikki trying to replace her at the video shoot

-this song lawd

-not bloody feet and thighs Jesus

-what is going on at this club??

-oh lawd she in so much pain

-yass D another pep talk

-go to hell Nikki. now you care after seeing this girl breakdown

-oh no she ain’t got no money

-everybody about to drop ms. Joss after this

-girl stop calling rattail and figure out how you go pay your mortgage if the label drop you

-not the backup dancer sleeping with rattail!!

-who invited his friends??

-she really doing some strange man’s coke??

-there is still 15 minutes left and I’m nodding off lawd

-this random woman is just raiding this lady closet like she knows her

-why is this woman just staring???

-Maximillian rattail is a cult leader??

-what is going on????????

-moving in??? Sir y’all JUST met I know she go sa…

-of course, she tells him yes🫠

-Sing peeping Tom lady and Dennis Rodman Jr. Yass

This is a show about nothing🫠🫠 nothing but soft-core porn with a dash of a plot…

[jvstheworld]

The Buffy Re-watch: S2E3 (part 2)

School Hard

Don't go to a club to study, you won't do any work. Learning languages is hard enough the old you get, you don't do yourself any favours when doing it at a place with music and dancing.

Spike appears from the shadows, and his obsession begins. This moment is where it all begins for Spike, and he doesn't know it. He's just watching her dance with her friends while he assesses her and stalks her, but this is the catalyst for his life long infatuation and later genuine love for her.

Seriously extras? Some random guy comes up to you, asks where the phone is to call the police because someone is being attacked and you just carry on dancing? What the hell?

The vampire doing the attacking is the one who claimed he was at the crucifixion. and got knocked out.

Spike doesn't give a shit about his vampire lacky, he just wants to see what Buffy is capable of. He admires her in a way.

Xander going through Buffy's bag finds a tampon and freaks out.

Oh Sheila. Wrong place, wrong time. Don't go with the blondie who popped up out of nowhere.

Angel appears with knowledge of Spike and then vanishes once he gives the bare minimum of info. If Spike is as bad as he makes out, then more info would be good, like don't spare them the details.

Porcelain dolls are creepy. Just saying. Remember that episode of Supernatural where there was a whole room of them. Or that one in Brooklyn 9-9. Creepy.

Spike shifts his coat so he can better hover over Dru while he flirts with her. And he only does old world demon stuff for her sake because he wants to make her happy.

Using a machete to chop vegetables is kind of overkill.

Buffy knows that someone would go for the food. If you leave free food around, someone will go for it.

PSA: when making fresh lemonade, please use sugar, and taste it while making it so you know it will be good enough for public consumption.

Willow shaking her head behind Buffy when Joyce is offered the lemonade. Ha ha. Yeah, don't drink it.

Then Buffy 'accidentally' spills lemonade onto Snyder to stop him from talking to her mum. Good plan but not repeatable for the entire night.

Willow offers Cordy some lemonade because it would be funny and in slight retaliation for Buffy after the comments she made.

William the Bloody: tortured his victims with railroad spikes, or maybe for a completely different reason we will not know about until season 5. He's only under 200 years old, so does that mean he's an awkward teenager of a vampire?

On a more serious note, Spike: 2. Slayers: 0.

It must be bad if Giles is agreeing with Xander on running away.

Joyce is angry and Spike makes an early appearance. Things just went from bad to worse.

I knew I would have to do a part 3 to this when I realised how many notes I made. Either my notes are getting longer or I ramble too much when making them. Probably both.

[starbuckie]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

challenge: missy’s 2.5k challenge by @saiyanprincessswanie​

prompt: firefighter au

pairing: firefighter!steve rogers x reader

words:  2.6k words

warnings: swearing, steve being an absolute klutz, steve unknowingly being a slut, reader is tired and frustrated, fluff, meet-ugly, bucky being frustrated with steve, autumn vibes that make you wanna go apple picking

summary: a yawning florist finds herself running into a sweet as sugar, but clumsy firefighter at the autumn harvest market on an early, early wednesday morning.

a/n: i’m so sorry that this is so late, missy, but happy happy 2.5k!! i was so happy to kick off october with this piece because if there’s anything i love, it’s blushing firefighter!steve :) i hope you all enjoy this and if you do, make sure to rablog and comment <3

Steve grunted when he and Bucky rounded the corner of Mr. DeNunzio’s law firm. Tents and beeping trucks were set up across the usually empty plaza, with people unloading goods and crates onto rickety plastic tables. It was new. Steve didn’t like it. 

“What are people just standin’ around over here for?” Steve questioned his best friend. He took a sip out of coffee-filled Hydro Flask, decorated with small stickers Bucky's daughter had given him over the five small years she’d been alive. They were childish things, little sparkly butterflies and vampires and one that even said ‘World’s Best Uncle’, but he proved that sticker right and wore it on his bottle with pride. 

Bucky shrugged, taking a bite from the unhealthily buttered up piece of toast in his hand. “Dunno, man, might be the farmer’s market.” The brunette caught the sulking man out of the corner of his eye and rolled his eyes. “You gotta be kiddin’ me, quit acting like a baby, Rogers. We’ll have plenty of time to get your walk of peace before we have to head in. I didn’t leave the house out three forty-five in the mornin’ for nothing.”

“Right,” he mumbled absentmindedly. It was true, the duo had no business being out at four thirty in morning when they were called for a new twenty-four hour shift at six, but they liked to roam around Brooklyn early in the day. Late September rolled brisk autumn mornings into play in New York, leaves on the trees turning lovely shades of orange and bakeries blending together his favorite aroma into all of their buttery treats- pumpkin. 

And normally he liked being up early too. He enjoyed silence. He (occasionally) enjoyed his best friend’s presence. So it may have been childish, but Steve was quite upset that the 54th Annual Brooklyn Autumn Harvest Festival was loudly interrupting his morning walk. 

They crossed down the center of the street to the walkway of the plaza, taking in the scenery around them. Bucky chewed annoyingly with his mouth open and crushed crunchy, brown leaves under his boots. The night sky still shone through the tall brick buildings and brownstones and trees. 

“Can’t believe you’re up for a promotion to lieutenant, Stevie,” He grinned. “You’re goin’ to the higher ups.”

The blonde scratched the back of his neck bashfully. “Yeah, I guess. Wouldn’t get your hopes up.”

“Hey, don’t say that,” he slapped his friend’s back with a wide open palm, making him wince despite being taller and bigger. “You’re a good man and an even better one for the job. Chief Dubirk knows that.”

“And Chief Dubirk also has his asshole kid running for the position too.” Steve shook with anger. Nothing pissed him off more than Liam Dubirk and his snotty, spoiled, cheating ass. He was a few years younger than Steve himself, but he’d risen through the academy and system quickly and was his greatest competition for lieutenant. Of course, he’d gotten through the ranks quickly through cheating and lying, but his father didn’t know about any of that. And Steve wanted to turn him in. For copping the answers before their exams or for using his father’s money to make deals with other officers for a good word, but the blond wasn’t a snitch. If he couldn’t be Liam Dubirk he was going to be a better man than him. 

He took a sip of his coffee, and now it was tainted with the bitterness of the thought of Liam. “I don’t even know why he’s up for the job, Buck, I’d rather run against you. You’re so much better than Liam.”

His older friend looked over at him with a grimace. “Thanks, Stevie, doesn’t mean much in comparison to that rat, but I appreciate the sentiment.” He clapped his friend on the back. “You know I can’t run for it though. Becca needs me at this age so I’m not gonna be doin’ anything until she's in high school at least.”

“You’re a good father, Buck,” the brunet thanked him. “You’re a much better one than Liam could ever be.”

He groaned. “Jesus Christ, Steve, I know you don’t like him but he doesn’t have to be brought up in every conversation-”

“You’re the only person I can talk to about this, man!” Steve argued. “I mean Sam listens too but he got sick of it ages ago, and Nat won’t even talk to me…”

He droned on and on about Dubirk, arms flailing about as he complained. All up until the hand holding his bottle hit something that wasn’t air. Something solid. 

Bucky watched as a woman fell over with a crate of large sunflowers in her arms. It was in slow motion, her losing balance as Steve’s bottle hit her in the face, then brown, steaming liquid poured down her shirt. But he couldn’t do anything to stop how she crumpled to the concrete ground as Steve’s eyes widened in realization.

“Shit!” A pained groan reached Steve’s ears as he stopped his sentence. Though it was his duty to protect the city (from fires, but also just in general), he couldn’t find it in himself to turn, standing frozen to the ground with his hand now empty a Hydro Flask of coffee. 

Bucky, ever more aware than his best friend, gasped and immediately knelt down to the fallen woman. “Jesus fucking Christ, you can’t stay out of trouble a single time we’re out, Rogers. Last time it was the bar fight today you're killin’ innocent civilians, maybe you shouldn’t be lieutenant with this type of shit on your file.”

“You’re real funny, Buck,” Steve grunted from where he stood. Despite finding a retort to his friend’s jab, he was still rigid as when the Hydro Flask slipped from his fingers. “You ever thought of bein’ a comedian?”

“A few times,” the brunet’s hands went to the woman’s forehead, where a welt was beginning to form at her hairline. “Get down here and help her, Steve, I ain’t cleaning up your messes no more.”

The dramatic James Barnes stood up gracefully and clutched his coffee cup, making sure to show Steve how to hold it so it wouldn’t hit others. “Pardon me, miss,” Steve whacked his friend’s back as he passed by him, “can you say somethin’ for me? Anything’s fine, I just wanna know that you’re alive.”

The woman lay unmoving on the cold concrete, leaves lying around her body like a halo of pretty orange. 

“Shit,” Bucky murmured. He fished his phone out of his pocket, fumbling around with the home button until it unlocked after a few difficult tries. “Goddamn iPhones, still can’t figure out how they fuckin’ work…”

A hand landed on Steve’s tennis shoe and he jumped at the contact. The woman was now moving, a somewhat dazed frown on her face. “Christ, that hurt like a fuckin’ truck,” she groaned. Her arm laid over her eyes to block out the warm light of the streetlamps. “Last thing I needed today.”

Slowly, she eased herself up onto her elbows, an audible crack emerging from her hurt body as she arched her back. “That’s quite the arm you got there, mister,” the woman glanced up, squinting at him but her eyes widened when she saw his biceps. “Or arms, I should say, really.”

The blonde blushed a deep red and attempted to disappear from the world in his leather jacket. His best friend, on the other hand, slapped him in the chest, motioning for him to help the poor, coffee-stained woman up. With some sort of mixture of a squawk and a squeak he knelt down, offering a shaky hand. “Oh my God, I am so, so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going- you came out of nowhere!” The woman fixed him with a raised brow and he realized his mistake. “N-not that it was your fault! At all, it was all me.” His eyes glanced down to the stain on her blouse and he winced. “Ma’am, I can buy you another shirt- wait no, take mine-”

Without another thought in his naive, little brain, he threw off his leather chestnut jacket and crossed his arms to grab the ends of his plain white tee. He lifted it over his head and the woman couldn’t help but stare in awe as his muscles stretched against his taut skin. She was pissed that he’d spilled coffee all over her blouse on such a stressful morning, but God, if he wasn’t hot.

Bucky, watching the whole scene in front of him, rubbed his eyes tiredly and strolled away from where his best friend was making a stuttering mess of himself. Neither of them were that good around pretty girls, but the difference between the two was that he had a pretty girl at home and Steve was spilling coffee and gaping at one like a fish. “Fuckin’ idiot,” he muttered.

The woman chuckled and brought herself off the ground by herself. Her blouse wasn’t horribly stained- no one could see through the solid black material, but the liquid was cooling in the fabric and it made for an uncomfortable feeling. Steve’s face was still as red as the fire truck he drove around in as he held out his shirt to her. Goosebumps were starting to spread across his bare skin in the light of the fading moon. 

She groaned as she reached forward to grab his shirt. “Thanks,” she began unbuttoning her blouse with no shame and Steve, ever the gentleman, averted his gaze from her chest while she changed, still a bit fazed by the quick series of unfortunate events that he had caused. As she pulled the cotton tee on, a scent of pine came over her like a blanket, and she felt smothering by its woodsy smell. 

“Are you okay?” Steve still looked up to the boring sky, with no stars in sight right next to the city. 

The woman grinned, not that he could see, and tapped his forearm. “I’m decent, you can look now.”

“Oh, thank God, there’s nothin’ going on up there now,” he breathed out. He bent down to grab his leather jacket and pull it over his cold shoulders. For the first time in the five long hours minutes, he felt like he could breathe, coated in the safety of his leather jacket. It also, surprisingly, was the first time he actually made eye contact with the woman he knocked over.

The very pretty woman he knocked over.

The shirt was a bit long on her, dropping down to her knees over the two-toned jeans she wore. It was… certainly a look. Her hair was a bit ruffled from falling over and there was an out of place look on her face but she still stood tall and confident as she stared up at him with an annoyed look on her face.

“Oh, uh, hey,” Steve’s face was burning as he choked out a few words that weren’t you're hot.

She eyed him suspiciously and glanced down to the stained blouse in her hand. “You hit me with your water bottle.”

He looked down and whispered. “It was actually full of coffee.”

“Don’t worry, charmer, I got that,” she waved the bundle of coffee-stained shirt at him and Steve swore he was going to melt into the ground from the embarrassment he was feeling.

“Uh- yeah. Of course.” He should’ve just shut his mouth then. Or run away after he hit her. Either would’ve been better than mortifying himself in front of the pretty girl. “‘M sorry again.”

“‘S okay, my ex got me that blouse, I’ve been meaning to get rid of it,” she joked. She caught the glimmer of a laugh in his eye even though he was still beet-red. “I’m Y/N.”

“Steve,” he finally didn’t mess up his words and instead, stuck out a hand to her. As she shook it she noticed how nicely hers fit in his large, warm palm. She wouldn’t mind feeling it again. “Is it too rude to ask you what you do ‘round here this early in the morning?”

She smirked a little and glanced back at the crate of sunflowers she had dropped minutes before. “I’m a florist. This is our first year at the Brooklyn Autumn Harvest so I got here extra early to make sure everything went well.”

“And then I ran into you,” he continued. She nodded a bit and grinned wider. “‘M sorry again, I’m really a mess.”

“Yeah, you are,” she laughed, “Steve.”

His name sounded so pretty rolling off her tongue. He rather liked it. 

Steve wanted to respond, to ask more about the intriguing woman he’d knocked over but from twenty-five feet behind him, Bucky grunted. He was so entranced by Y/N that he completely forgot that his best friend was there. Consequently, he’d also forgotten that he had to get into the station as well. 

“Rogers,” he grunted, “get her number and get a move on. You wanna make a good impression on Dubirk, no?”

Y/N tapped his arm. “Dubirk is that no good son of a bitch you were complaining about right?”

“Not exactly, I was complainin’ about his son.” Steve paid no mind to the wheeze that escaped his friend behind him as he returned his attention to her. “But you heard that?” 

“Think we all did,” she gestured towards the other workers setting up their stalls. None of them looked over, but he could tell that they were paying attention. He liked to think he had a super-sense in that way. “He sounds like a real knuckle-head.”

Steve chuckled. “He is.”

“Well,” she slipped a pen from the pocket of her baggy jeans and scurried to the crate to grab her notepad. Blue eyes watched intently as she scribbled some numbers and words down onto the paper. “I wouldn’t want you to lose such a high position to a knuckle-head, Lieutenant.” Oh, that really did something to him. “Just give me a call.”

She slipped the paper between his fingers and closed his fist around it. The blond stood dumbfounded at his hand, and glanced up to meet her eyes once more. The pretty florist who he’d nearly given a concussion to. Yet he still couldn’t form words as she left him with a wink and Bucky came to pat him on the back.  

“You ready to go, Stevie?” The duo watched the woman walk away, not knowing she was wearing a smile that stretched on for miles. “You can call her later but she’s never gonna go out with you if you don’t get lieutenant.”

“Shut up,” the blond exited his lovesick trance with a faint grin. He shoved the note into his back pocket, making a mental note to stick it in his locker at the station. As he watched the bottoms of her jeans get stuck under her sneakers he ran a hand through his cropped hair, letting out a low whistle. “I’ve got her number,” he grinned. And nothing mattered more than that.

A year later would find Lieutenant Steve Rogers and his girlfriend talking about their first encounter at their first anniversary. They would regale a chilly September morning and a coffee stained shirt as a brunette man hit his best friend’s shoulder as he commented on what an idiot he was that day. Y/N would sit in Steve’s lap, one of her arms wrapping around his neck so that her fingers could skim the skin of his exposed collarbone as she pressed a deliriously happy grin to the side of his throat. “You’re still a mess, baby.”

And his face would turn beet-red, just like the first time he saw her. 

[dollslayer]

Dollslayer’s Masterlist

Welcome! 

Thanks for reading my fics it means the world to me! As a general warning my fics can contain dark themes and are intended for readers 18+ only. Please heed any and all warnings on my fics before you read them. If they upset you do NOT read them! You are responsible for your own media consumption. If you feel that something should be tagged or included in the warnings please tell me and I’ll mend it ASAP. 

The response thus far to my fics has been overwhelming and I am so happy to share them with you. If you like them like & reblog them or drop me a line and we can talk about it! I would love to hear from you!! Cheers!

Bucky Barnes

Hurt Me, Dollface -  Mob!Bucky Barnes x Escort!Reader, Dark!Bucky Barnes x Reader,  Being a working girl close to the inner circles of the country’s most infamous mob bosses, you never expected yourself to end up in a predicament like this. Warnings:  18+, Dubcon, erotic asphyxiation, choking kink, drug mention, mild description of violence (If ya squint), swearing, mentions of organized crime. 

In the Dark -  Bucky Barnes x Vampire!Reader, Lonely and bored in your afterlife, or lack thereof, you take home an unsuspecting stranger, or so you thought. Warnings:  Blood, mild gore, smut, swearing, breeding kink.

The Stand-In - CEO!Bucky Barnes x Reader,  Stood up by your date and stranded in one of the nicest restaurants in town, Bucky Barnes just can't let that stand. Warnings:  slight angst, smut, oral (m & f receiving), deepthroating, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it !)

Charity Case - College!Bucky x Reader, You loathe Bucky Barnes and his cocky attitude but you find yourself doing him a favor. Is he really as insufferable as he seems? Warnings: Swearing, alcohol consumption, uhhh kissing, that's it!

Champagne Problems - Bartender!Bucky x Reader, When your ex-boyfriend makes a surprise appearance at your sister's wedding you find help from an unexpected source. Warnings: NO MINORS, Smut, oral sex (f receiving), unprotected sex, swearing, alcohol consumption

Gains - Bucky Barnes x Reader, Bucky Barnes has stolen the last treadmill and with it, the last shred of your patience. Warnings: Smut, swearing, semi-public sex, unprotected sex

Homecoming - Biker!Bucky Barnes x Reader, Finally home after being gone on a run, you give Bucky the welcome he deserves. Warnings: Housewife kink, unprotected sex, swearing, NO MINORS

Steve Rogers

Botanical Interest Masterlist - Soft!Mob!Steve Rogers x Florist!reader, A collection of oneshots featuring our favorite Brooklyn mobster and his sassy but shy florist girlfriend as they navigate their different worlds. Warnings: See individual stories for warnings.

Sweeter Endings - Sugar Daddy!Steve Rogers x reader, Still reeling from the financial realities of losing your mother you turn to a lucrative website for help and get more than you could have bargained for. Warnings: Smut (no minors 18+ only), light D/S dynamics, brief mentions of alcohol consumption, unprotected sex, swearing

Shots or Dare - Steve Rogers x reader, A drinking game goes one step too far. Or does it? Warnings: Alcohol consumption, drunken antics, hangovers, swearing

Fight or Flight - Steve Rogers x reader, Steve comes clean, in the aftermath and shock you turn to the one person who you know you can trust. Warnings: Implied cheating, angst, swearing

Sink or Swim - Steve Rogers x reader, After your long-term boyfriend tells you he's been in love with someone else for months you're both reeling from the fallout. Warnings: implied cheating, angst, swearing, Steve being a shithead

Artistic Intention - Artist!Steve Rogers x reader, Steve's doing well in his life drawing class, but a new muse throws him for a loop in the back supply room. Warnings: p in v smut, unprotected sex, public sex, breeding kink if you squint, swearing

Request: Love triangle with Peggy - Steve Rogers x reader, Steve Rogers x Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers has an image to maintain, but at what cost? Warnings: Angst, secret relationship, love triangle

Part Two - Confrontation time. Same warnings as part one apply.

By Its Cover - Dark!Librarian!Steve Rogers x shy!reader, Your late nights at the university library spark a chain of events. Will they lead to your undoing? To anyone else's? Warnings: DARK themes, NO MINORS, stalking, murder, minor character death, smut, angst, unprotected sex, oral sex, alcohol consumption, swearing

Lumberjack!Steve Drabble - Lumberjack!Steve Rogers x reader, Steve keeps you warm on his day off. Warnings: 18+ ONLY, unprotected sex, cockwarming, somno kinda

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Sam Wilson

Pull -   A brief interaction in the hallway with Sam leads to a mischievous moment between friends with benefits. Warnings:  Smut, deepthroating, face fucking, hair pulling

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Thor

Sugar Daddy!Thor Drabble - Bratty and uncaring on your yacht vacation, Thor has had enough. Warnings: Implied smut

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Ransom Drysdale

Return to Sender - As if the holidays didn't add enough stress to your life, your asshole neighbor seems hellbent to be the cherry on top. Warnings: Smut, 18+ ONLY, oral (f receiving), making out, accidental voyeurism, mentions of alcohol consumption, swearing, Ransom being an asshole

[starlitink]

Some modern Race headcanons

Race has definitely cursed in front of small children before. Davey smacked him upside the head with his book when he screamed “FUCK” in front of Les after dropping something heavy on his foot.

He is a solitaire GOD. Davey taught him to play so he would quit pestering everyone to play poker with him. Now he can win a game in less than two minutes.

He snorted sugar once. Like straight granulated sugar. Not even joking. He snorted the sugar and then cried for half an hour because that shit hurt like a bitch.

He chews pens. All the time. And they always end up exploding in his mouth. Jack and Davey won’t let him have any red pens now because a red pen exploded in his mouth once and he looked like a vampire or something and scared Crutchie.

He is severely ADHD and has an oral fixation (he puts things in his mouth to help him focus). He always has one of those chewy necklaces on hand and chews it when he needs to focus (because he can’t bring a cigar to school without being suspended).

For some reason, I feel like Race would be O B S E S S E D with Disney. His favorites are the classic Disney films like Snow White and The Great Mouse Detective (which was one of my favorites when I was little), but he’ll gladly watch anything as long as it’s Disney.

Obviously this boy is a theater kid. His favorite musical is Mean Girls (his favorite character is that one kid who says “x is greater than the value of y” (iykyk)). He says it’s a PG version of Heathers, and therefore it’s okay to play the soundtrack in front of Les.

I also feel like he makes a playlist for every occasion. Romeo finally got a second date? Race has a playlist specially made for the occasion. Davey’s car broke down? Race has a playlist. Les tripped and skinned his knee? Race has a playlist.

He wants to be on Broadway (obviously), but if that doesn’t work out, he wants to work at Ellen’s Stardust Diner when he graduates. He would get to interact with a lot of cool people (including (hopefully) Broadway stars), and he’d get to sing and dance on the job.

He has an aversion to loud noises. If it’s too loud in a room, he’ll shut down and cover his ears until someone gets him out of the situation.

He and Albert have a tradition where they get together every Friday night and watch shows like The Owl House (they both freaked out when Luz x Amity was confirmed to be canon because HELL YEAH WE HAVE GAY REPRESENTATION) and Gravity Falls.

He has everyone’s ringtones set as various songs from Broadway musicals (ex. Crutchie’s is “Top Of The World” from Tuck Everlasting, Katherine’s is “Non-Stop” from Hamilton, etc.).

His name is Edward. (This isn’t a headcanon, the real Race was named Ed Higgins and he was the leader of Brooklyn.)

He wore a bright pink ballgown to prom. The other newsies laughed, and he got upset until Davey was like “Race you put the dress on backwards”.

[midnightswithdearkatytspb]

VelvetCardiganBucky’s Recommendations 2021: Week 16 | April 11th – April 17th

Welcome to week 16 of my recommendations, if you would like to be featured on a future list, I follow the hashtag #VelvetCardiganBucky, message me, tag me in your future works, or reblog this post and link to your story, one-shot, Masterlist, writing challenge, etc.

Be aware some if not most stories and writers on this list are meant to be consumed by an audience of those 18+. My blog is also an 18+ blog.

✨Page breaks are made @firefly-graphics✨

«Last Week

Week 17»

My Masterlist

My Fic Rec List of Mafia/Mob Bucky/Sebastian & Steve/Chris/Andy

Stuff I Posted This Week:

Lee Bodecker

One-Shots:

Rough Love by @ladyfallonavenger » Lee Bodecker x Reader — Lee wakes to his wife getting ready for the day. This work is inspired by the song Poker Face by Lady Gaga. | So very hot. 🥵

I Can’t Wait To Meet You by @not-a-great-writer » Lee Bodecker x Pregnant!Reader — Request: Lee doesn’t want to leave his pregnant wife’s side. | I summarized the requested one-shot up. It’s very fluffy and domestic and sweet. I say we petition for the user name to be changed not a great writer to a fantastic writer!

(Mini) Series:

*Give In 🎡 Pt.21 🎡 Pt.22 by @not-a-great-writer » Soft!Dark!Lee Bodecker x Shy!Reader — She didn’t think she was anything special. So when the intimidating Sheriff takes an interest in her, she can’t help but feel a little unsettled. Her boring life is about to get a little interesting. | Can I just say this story is just *chefs kiss*? Lee Bodecker? *chefs kiss* Reader? *chefs kiss* It’s just all so perfect and so is the smut.

Bucky Barnes

One-Shots:

I’m In The Water by @nsfwsebbie » Dark!Winter Soldier x Reader — He’s in the wind, and you’re in the water. Nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter. | Read the tags, this is extremely dirty as well as dark, but I honestly enjoyed it. Sabrina really blew my mind with this one.

Show A Little Gratitude by @thicccsimp » Bucky Barnes x Reader — You discover a new kink with Bucky after making a bad call during a mission. | Hot, Hot, Hot 🥵

Just Wondering by @infernal-fire » soft!dark!Buck Barnes x Reader — Reader is pregnant and has some mixed feelings. | This is sort of adorable, and pregnancy hormones really come out in this.

Sunday Kinda’ Love by @msmarvelwrites » Bucky Barnes x Reader — You weren’t sure when it happened, falling in love with Bucky Barnes. | Brontë is such an amazing writer who wrote something that made my heart squeal while the rest of me just thought it was really hot.

Don’t You by @pagesoflauren » Bucky Barnes x Reader — Bucky sees you for the first time after breaking up with you. | Taylor Swift and Bucky Barnes what more could you ask for in life?

(Mini) Series:

Just Like Dad 💋 Pt.2 by @ladyfallonavenger » Bucky Barnes x Reader — The Reader loses Bucky in the snap and life presents a whole new challenge. | It’s got your angst and your fluff, everything you need for a perfect one-shot.

Sweet Dreams Pt.3 ✨ Pt.1 ✨ Pt.2 by @jedimastermelkor » Bucky Barnes x Reader; Mystery Avenger x Reader — Your daily routine involves waking up in the morning, going to work and sulking at night. But then you meet the man you’ve fantasized about for your entire life, Bucky Barnes. At the same time, you’ve caught someone else’s eye and his first step in winning you over is to cook you breakfast. But will you be welcoming of that person’s affections? | You can tell Bucky really likes the reader in this and the reader has a crush on Bucky. Now you add Peter who you know has a crush on the reader. It's sort of adorable. I highly recommend it. It will keep you at the edge of your seat and your jaw hitting the floor a couple of times along the way.

Stucky

(Mini) Series:

The Miracle Pt.3 ✨ Pt.1 ✨Pt.2 by @heavenhatesme » Soft!Dark!Stucky x Reader — When infertility threatens mankind with extinction and there hasn’t been a baby for almost 18 years, what happens when two certain super soldiers fall for the same woman and accidentally impregnate her? | Heed the tags folks. I want to call them soft!dark, but they are pretty dark, but it’s up to you the reader to decide. The smut in this is great, and the storyline just as good, it also pulls on your heartstrings.

Vampires Will Never Hurt You by @missgraceomalley » Steve Rogers x Darcy Lewis; Bucky Barnes x Darcy Lewis; Steve Rogers x Darcy Lewis x Bucky Barnes — Darcy's been hiding something and Steve can't pin what it is. Can the serum help him? Or will he be compelled away? (AO3)| I love stories that take you on twist and turns, I also love vampires, add in Damon Salvatore plus the two Super Soldiers? You make me very happy!

*Brooklyn Wars by @world-of-aus » Mob!Steve x Reader, Mob!Bucky x Reader / Eventual Mob!Stucky x Reader — Childhood friends pulled apart by a move and a rivalry between families, will a shared promise of ‘till the end of the line’ be enough to keep them together. Or will a deal struck up gone wrong, and an indecisiveness to choose who your heart loves be the ‘end of the line.’ | I spent my Saturday morning re-reading this and loving every part and wishing for more. @world-of-aus is such a fantastic writer that doesn’t get enough recognition in my list.

Steve Rogers

(Mini) Series:

*His Koala Bear by @kinanabinks » Dark!Steve Rogers x Innocent!Reader — You and steve have been best friends since you were 5. for the longest time, he has wanted so much more from you. and it’s getting harder for him to stop himself from taking it. | Prepare for the emotional roller coaster this story is going to take you on and to change your underwear or perhaps to take a cold shower, maybe both.

*Lipstick and Crayons 🖍 Pt.5 by @oneoftheprettynerds » Dark!Mob!Steve Rogers x Single Mom!Reader — Steve can’t ever repay you for what you did. After meeting you, Steve believes his broken family is the missing piece in the puzzle of your own wrecked one. Indebting the crime lord to you has been the biggest mistake of your life, cause now you can’t get rid of him, no matter what. Loyalty and favours go a long way in the mob. | This story makes you feel like you are watching a Dark!Mob Romantic movie staring Steve Rogers. It’s just that good and I love it.

Ransom Drysdale

One-Shots:

Sugar by @chrissquares » Ransom Drysdale x Reader — Reader sees Ransom in his glasses for the first time. | Let’s be honest, I wouldn’t mind seeing Ransom in his glasses more often, especially if he looked like that.

(Mini) Series:

Stolen What’s Mine Pt.1 by @wanderinglunarnights » Ransom Drysdale x OFC!Charlotte Callahan — Charlotte and Ransom are up for the same promotion at the publishing house. She hates his handsome ass, especially when he steals the job as editor in chief out from under her nose. | Charlotte is sassy and she isn’t going to take any of Ransom’s nonsense, I love it! You can tell it’s going to be a good one!

Andy Barber

One-Shots:

I’ll Be Here by @candlefics » Andy Barber x Reader — Jacob grew up with you around. What happens when he’s convicted of murder, and his family falls apart? What will your relationship with Andy turn into? | I like this take on a show I have still yet to watch. It was sweet and emotional, a must read in my book.

(Mini) Series:

*Moment’s Silence Pt.3 🥞 Pt.1 🥞 Pt.2 by @syntheticavenger » Frank Adler x Reader; Andy Barber x Reader — The tumultuous relationship between twin brothers Frank and Andy takes a turn for the worse when Andy offers to wipe out Frank’s debt by asking for the one thing Andy wants that Frank has. | This story has me wanting to bite my nails in anticipation even though I can’t. So freaking good!

Misc.

Drabbles:

Good Behavior by @syntheticavenger » Dark!Andy Barber x Reader; Soft Dark!Steve Rogers x Reader — Andy’s special delivery arrives with a familiar face. | This is hot in a way you wouldn’t expect it to be, and I’m sort of wishing for a part 2.

One-Shots:

*Distractions by @rebelwrites » Jax Teller x Reader — I requested “Can you please put a shirt on?” | Let me just say this prompt was just so well written and it put a smile on my face. I would welcome Jax as a distraction any day, as long as he threw one of his signature panty dropping smiles my way.

Seal Team

One-Shot:

I’m Not Good Enough by @rebelwrites » Sonny Quinn x Reader — “So, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?” | This broke my heart than it fixed it. 💗

No Damsel In Distress by @rebelwrites » Clay Spenser x Reader — #3 and #13 for Clay Spenser. “Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!” And “How is my wife more badass than me?” | So hilarious and badass.

You Aren’t Allowed To Be Sick by @rebelwrites » Clay Spenser x Reader — “What do you mean you’re sick?! You’re my partner in crime!” | Clay can buy me flowers and take care of me any day.

[tsc-clave]

Everybody say happy birthday to Magnus Bane!

Our amazing warlock turns 400-and-something, he was born on the 8th of December in the early ‘600s in odiern Jakarta, Indonesia.

He has been portrayed by Godfrey Gao, who unfortunately left us a short time ago, in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...

...and then by Harry Shum Jr in the tv series.

what do you need to know about him?

he was born in the old Dutch East Indies, from a Dutchman and an Indonesian woman. when they discovered that he was a warlock they associated him with the devil and his mother hung herself in the barn

his true father is Asmodeus, one of the most powerful Greater Demons and Princes of Hell

his warlock mark is yellow cat eyes, plus the normal absence of the belly button

monks and Silent Brothers took care of him, in Madrid, and they gave him the name “Magnus Bane”

he stopped aging at around 19, but he started lying about his true age way sooner

he’s 6’2

he loves fashion, he dresses in a very peculiar way and make-up, glitter and sparkly rings are a must

he unwittingly started a mock-cult, the Crimson Hand, whose aim was to help people and warlocks in poor conditions. later on it became a serious Asmodeus adoration cult, where Magnus was known as the “Great Poison” – which is the translation of his name –, but fortunately he fixed that

he is “freewheeling” bisexual, and his known lovers are Imasu (1890, a mundane, he left him after discovering his magic nature), Etta (1938, she left him after years because she realized she wanted a family and she refused immortality), Camille (19/20th century, a vampire, he left her when he discovered she lied to him saying that she was in France while she was in St. Petersburg with another lover) and Alec (2007, a Shadowhunter, they are now a family)

he gifted Camille a chain with a huge ruby as a pendant, it was enchanted to signal her if demons were around. it is now a possession of the Lightwood family

he had a lot of adventures with his warlock friends Ragnor, Catarina – who he saved from being burned alive as a witch – and Tessa, but he has been banned from Peru without proper explanation

over the centuries he tried several hobbies, such as playing charango, collecting stamps and growing bonsais, but he found that throwing unforgettable parties is what truly suits him

during the Prohibition Era he owned a speakeasy, “Mr. Dry’s”

he owned lots of cats, but only two are known: Great Catsby (1990s) and Chairman Meow (2000s). in addition, he was the one bringing Church to the US

he is fluent in different languages, but it is known that he can speak Indonesian, Spanish, Mandarin, Purgatic, Gehennic and Tartarian

when he first saw the Lightwoods, during a battle involving the Circle, he called their little son (Alec) a “doubtless repellent brat” but oh boi was he wrong

in the Shadow Market of Los Angeles people can buy a map of the city with Magnus on it signaling where he caused chaos

when he holds witchlight with Alec it sparks different colors, this comes from his demonic heritage because his father once was an angel

his magic is blue, a color that is exactly like Alec’s eyes

he helped the Clave lots of times, he even owned a seat in the Downworlder section of the Council. in fact, he was the one summoning Raziel to receive the Glorious in order to cut the demonic connection between Jace and Sebastian

he is the High Warlock of Brooklyn

he helped Jocelyn concealing the Sight of her daughter Clary, a spell so powerful that even him couldn’t remove without risks

he is Alec Lightwood’s husband, becoming Magnus Lightwood-Bane

he is the father of a young blue warlock, Max Lightwood-Bane, and a Shadowhunter, Rafael Lightwood-Bane

he was one of the heads of the Shadowhunter-Downworlder Alliance

he gifted Alec with a notebook containing his adventures

he wrote a book named “The Biggest Little Kitten in Brooklyn”, dedicated to Chairman Meow

he likes his coffee with sugar

he once had a pet monkey named Ragnor

( credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs )

[h-a-d-i-t-h-i]

Someone is babysitting a little girl. But the little girl is a 300 year old vampire and the hole thing has more of a visiting a sweet old lady vibe.

Title: You Make Ends Meet Word Count: 1300 TW: Blood, vampires, drugs Summary: Riley makes $2000 for a weekend of work.

I’m good at making ends meet. I’ve got an apartment in Brooklyn that I share with three other people, but even then rent’s not cheap. I’ve got friends in high places that make it manageable.

One of them owns a bar that I pick up shifts at whenever they’re short-staffed - under the table kind of payments. Around Christmas, there’s always someone who knows someone who needs retail work, so I pick that up too.

Emily is the real moneymaker though.

She works in fashion and spends way too much time around rich people. Not Bezos rich. They’re not the kind of people buying boats on a whim, just the kind of people who throw out their clothes every year and think spending a grand on boots is a reasonable expense.

People like that need housesitters and dogsitters and babysitters and Emily knows how to wink and imply that an agency isn’t worth their time and she can find them someone better. I’m the something better, and I’m pretty sure that I’m not better. Doesn’t really matter. Money is money.

Emily hooked me up with babysitting someone’s eight-year-old for the weekend. It was an easy live-in gig with all the food I wanted in the house, a credit card to order out, and the sweet sum of two thousand dollars at the end. Which was weird. Even for rich people.

A few Zoom calls with the exhausted parents explained that Mary was precocious - which is one of those words rich people use when their kid sucks. That made things line up. I expected a little shrieking brat who’d spend the whole weekend throwing tantrums, demanding some weird takeout from some fancy organic place, and a neverending loop of her favorite Disney movie.

I walked in and found myself face to face with a little weirdo. She was too short for eight and had this round face thick with baby fat that would’ve made me guess five at most. She was a real pretty kid though - monolid eyes and tanned skin and a button nose that made her look like a doll come to life.

“Hey, Mary.” I dropped my duffel bag and crouched, hands on my knees in that way you greet little kids. “I’m Riley. It’s nice to meet you! Did your parents already leave?”

“I’m afraid so,” she said, with an accent out of Downtown Abbey. Her voice was smooth, none of the odd stutters and breaks for air most kids had. “Very rude of them not to say hello, but I can show you where everything is, dear.”

Dear. That was precocious. I followed her around on a tour, wondering if I had somehow signed up to babysit Benjamin Button. The apartment felt creepily still. The massive four-bedroom place felt like a set - the walls were cluttered with design, but nothing was out of place. Though honestly, that’s not weird for rich people either. They love to clutter a place up with stuff and pay a maid to fix it up for them - but even maids could only do so much with a kid running around.

But Mary was precocious, I guess. And, you know, at the time, I didn’t even notice that in all that decor none of those rooms looked like they were for a kid.

By the time we were back in the kitchen, I was focused on the fridge, looking at the emergency numbers and credit cards that were all stuck to the fridge with a magnet. I didn’t see Mary get on her tiptoes to snag a muffin off a tray in the counter, but she was pushing it up towards my face sure enough.

“Would you like a muffin?” she asked. “You look like you’re wasting away.”

I raised an eyebrow as I took it from her hands. Wasting away, alright. Off came the wrapper and I shoved a bite in my mouth as I kept reading. I nearly spit it out. 

There was sugar in it, sure, but there was also a strong, bitter, earthy taste that made me want to gag. That was how organic health nuts made their food. I’d had my fair share of skinny rich ladies insisting their carob avocado pudding tasted just like the real thing.

I choked down the swallow and set the muffin on the counter. “I’ll save that for later, Mary. I’m not hungry.”

“I’m starving.”

I took the plate of muffins from the counter. Fuck, it was heavy. Slick. My hands felt oddly slick on the clean, white ceramic. “There’s plenty,” I said, and my mouth seemed too small for my tongue. I felt the weight of it as it moved.

“Muffins are a sometimes food, dear,” she said in that sweet, oddly British voice. Her little hands reached out, taking the heavy plate from my hands. So fucking heavy. The room seemed to shift under my feet, my knees too weak to hold up my gasping body. My hand gripped the countertop, and it was shaking. Every finger trembling as the room tilted and tilted and slipped.

“I need more iron in my diet,” Mary crooned.

She looked so fucking weird. Hungry. And smart. Fucking precocious. I tried to move my mouth but the floor ripped up from under me. The tile under my feet become a wall, and I slumped against the counter. Slid to the floor.

Out like a light. ——- When I woke, I was on the couch. The big-screen plasma was tuned to the Gameshow Network, and I tried to focus as buzzers blared through the fog in my ears. My arms and legs were all heavy, numb. My whole body didn’t feel like mine, and I wiggled my toes and rolled my head with a sleepy snort.

My wrist was hot, but it was a nice kind of hot. When I looked down I thought there’d be a cup of tea, or a throwaway Starbucks cup, but it was Mary. Her hair was knotted in a bun, which was pretty cool for a kid her age to do all on her own. Her face was bent like she was kissing my arm. That was kind of weird for an eight-year-old, but kids mouthed stuff, sometimes. Maybe she needed one of those chew necklaces.

And then I thought “oh fuck that’s some blood”.

There was dark red trickling from my wrist, down my arm to the brown towel beneath me. Couldn’t really get my heartrate up to feel scared in the first place, but I sighed with relief anyway. “Dude, I could not have paid for this couch.”

Mary looked up, and as her lips left my hand they were stained dark red, shiny and wet with syrup-thick blood. There was a smear of blood on her chin, and my other fingers twitched to wipe it clean, but I couldn’t make them move. Oops. Bad babysitter.

She smiled, red-streaked on her teeth and tongue and she spoke, blood mixed with spit stretching in her mouth. “Don’t worry. It’s just the weekend. I’ll take good care of you, dear.”

I sighed, watched as she went back to my bloodstained wrist with small, childish sucks. Fuckin weird. Like being a wet nurse. Wet nurse to an eight-year-old. Rich people do that too - feed their kids milk until they’re twelve or some shit. My mind fuzzed as contestants on the screen shouted for no whammies. Colored lights flashed. I could fall asleep like that.

“Two grand’s a good price for blood,” I said, and it was. You didn’t get those selling platelets at the clinic. Two grand if I lived. That’d cover rent for a bit.

I closed my eyes with a little laugh and hoped Mary would let me have something that wasn’t a rancid organic muffin for dinner.

[aces-to-apples]

Applefic Masterlist

Sorted by wordcount within fandom, with summaries, chapters, ratings, and notable tags included, all under the cut. Bundled by series when applicable.

AO3: TheAceApples

Ko-Fi: acestoapples

Up-to-date as of January 2, 2021

Red vs. Blue

“Haat Verd”, Rating: Teen, Crossover: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Words: 5980, Chapters: 2/?

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Background Trooper/Trooper Relationships

- Work Summary -

Barriss Offee took a right turn when before she might have taken a left, everything changes, and six years into the Clone Wars, the 501st and the 212th find themselves in a strange temple with no way out.

At the end of "Test Your Might", Caboose isn't the only one to step back out of the Testing Grounds.

“Unfortunate Luck”, Rating: Explicit, Words: 3614, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Locus | Samuel Ortez/Lavernius Tucker, Post-Season 13, Not Season 15 Compliant, Sex-Pollen, Temple of Procreation, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Unsafe Sex

- Work Summary -

Somebody accidentally activates the Temple of Procreation.

Tucker and Locus reap the benefits.

“swap meet” series, Highest Rating: Teen, Words: 5130, Works: 3, Latest Work Chapters: 1/3

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Role-Swap, Simulation Trooper!Sam, Mercenary!Tucker

- Series Summary -

Prompt by Norcumi: Role swap! Locus ended up a sim soldier, and Tucker somehow ended up a merc

“Lost Relic”, Fusion AU: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Rating: Teen, Words: 1636, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Non-Graphic Violence, Implied Sexual Assault

- Work Summary -

The aftermath of a quest for a hammer and two groups of very interesting people.

“A Planet Named After A Song”, Rating: Teen, Words: 1593, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Season 11, No Chorus, Background Relationship Agent Ohio/Sherry

- Work Summary -

"Colorful Space Marines Convicted of Corruption"

It takes Carolina considerably longer than ten seconds to calm down after she sees it.

“Where Sleepy Dragons Lie”, Fusion AU: Sword Art Online, Rating: Teen, Words: 1428, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Locus | Samuel Ortez/Lavernius Tucker, dragon!Tucker

- Work Summary -

Blood Gulch Online has glitched—yet a-fucking-gain—and now Tucker is a motherfucking dragon. He's not exactly upset by this development.

“where there’s poison, there’s a remedy” series, Highest Rating: Teen, Words: 2615, Works: 2, Latest Work Chapters: 1/5

Notable Tags: Time-Travel, Alternate Season 15 Ending

- Series Summary -

Nobody notices a shimmer in the air when there’s a portal to the past and a dead man staring them in the face.

“Attentive Listening”, Rating: Teen, Words: 1237, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Locus | Samuel Ortez/Lavernius Tucker, Slice of Life, Miscommunication, Post-Season 13, Not Season 15 Compliant

- Work Summary -

@izzybutt prompted: “And that’s how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.”

“simmons says”, Rating: Teen, Words: 1183, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Dick Simmons/Agent Washington, Genderbending, fem!Agent Washington, Post-Season 13, Pre-Season 15, Fluff

- Work Summary -

Two nerds doing nerd things.

“Cognitive Dissonance”, Rating: Teen, Words: 724, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Humor, Original Characters, Genderqueer Character(s)

- Work Summary -

Some Federal soldiers discover what Locus looks like under his helmet and have a hard time coping.

“Deux Décimales Zéro”, Rating: Teen, Words: 665, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Bilingual Tucker

- Work Summary -

Lopez Dos.0 doesn't speak Spanish, and neither does Tucker.

“fluffy and sweet”, Rating: General, Words: 598, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Franklin Delano Donut/Lavernius Tucker, Post-Season 13, Pre-Season 15, Coping Mechanisms, Off-Screen Character Death

- Work Summary -

Some things you don’t just get over, and people have a lot of different ways of dealing with trauma.

“Are you drunk?”, Rating: Teen, Words: 561, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Slice of Life, Freelancer Shenanigans, Pranks and Practical Jokes

- Work Summary -

@randomalfonso asked: “if you’re still up for the short fics, how about York and Wyoming with the drunk one?”

“missed connections (and other tragedies)”, Rating: Teen, Words: 285, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Agent Carolina/Agent York, Time-Travel, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Bittersweet

- Work Summary -

Sometimes the universe gets things out of order.

“burning love”, Rating: Teen, Words: 231, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Locus | Samuel Ortez/Lavernius Tucker, Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Self-Harm

Star Wars

“king of the damned” series, Highest Rating: Mature, Words: 15,710, Works: 3, Latest Chapters: 3/?

Notable Tags: CT-5597 | Jesse/Kix, CT-5597 | Jesse/Darth Maul, CT-7567 | Rex & Ahsoka Tano, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Mind Rape, Memory Manipulation, Implied Sexual Roleplay, Mind Control, Order 66, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Untranslated Mando’a, Fix-It Of Sorts, CT-5597 | Jesse Lives, Obsessive Behavior, Possessive Behavior, Weird Power Dynamics, Twisted and Fluffy Feelings, Trauma Bonding, That’s Not How The Force Works, Force-Sensitive Jesse, Dark Side Jesse, Enemies To Reluctant Allies, POV Outsider, Grief/Mourning, Obi-Wan’s Final Message, Mentioned Alpha-17/CT-5597 | Jesse, Tumblr Ask Box Fic

- Series Summary -

Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys...

“Codywan Week 2020″ series, Highest Rating: Mature, Words: 10,115, Works: 7

Notable Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Blood and Injury, Concussions, Mandalorian Culture, Fix-It of Sorts, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dehumanization, Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, clone culture, time-travel, Canon-Typical Awful Treatment of Clones, Discussions of Murder, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Implied/Referenced Future Rexsoka, Fae & Fairies, Changeling Cody, Discussions of Child Murder, Emperor Cody, Sith Cody, force-sensitive cody

“A Non-Comprehensive Guide To Force-Sensitivity” series, Highest Rating: Teen, Words: 9074, Works: 2

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not A Jedi!Obi-Wan, Not A Sith!Maul, Families of Choice, Found Family, Mandalorian!Maul, Skywalker Family Shenanigans, canon timeline what canon timeline, Force Shenanigans, Tatooine Slave Culture, Referenced Satine Kryze/Darth Maul, Referenced Satine Kryze/Obi-Wan Kenobi, george lucas is a hack, dooku takes qui-gon’s place in the narrative because i like him better

- Series Summary -

Even the Force has its favorites, and sometimes it takes care of them, too.

“got me all beguiled”, Rating: Explicit, Words: 5241, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: CC-2224 | Cody/Anakin Skywalker, CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Minor Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Established Relationship, Fuckbuddies, Interrupted Sex, Safe Word Use, Safer Sex, Anal Sex, Threesome - M/M/M, Getting Together, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Polyamory, Dom/sub Undertones, Light Dirty Talk, Oral Sex, Spitroasting, Face-Fucking, Finger Sucking, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Overstimulation

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Commander Cody and General Skywalker don't have a relationship so much as an agreement. They're both willing to amend it for General Kenobi, though.

“wilderness”, Crossover: Stargate SG-1, Rating: Teen, Words: 5240, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: A Star To Steer By ‘verse, Star Fever, Feral & Savage Opress, Darth Maul & Vala Mal Doran, Goa’uld Atrocities, Sith Atrocities, Referenced Mind Control, Long Author’s Notes

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Vala is eight years old when she meets her daddy for the very first time; his new wife glares daggers at her when he isn't looking.

She’s thirty when the leaders of the local rebellion drag her from Qetesh’s throne and spend a week beating her to within an inch of even a Goa’uld host’s life.

“Renegade”, Rating: Teen, Words: 4983, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Time-Travel, Original Clone Trooper(s), Post-Umbara, PTSD

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Noun: a person who deserts a party or cause for another.

“Family Before Honor”, Rating: Teen, Words: 3505, Chapters: 2/3

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, The Deserter AU, Character Death

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Desertion: an act of leaving military service or duty without the intention of returning.

“half-dozen of the other”, Highest Rating: Mature, Words: 3199, Chapters: 21/21

Notable Tags: Tumblr Ask Box Fic, Canon-Typical Violence, Clone Trooper Reconditioning, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, LARPing, Pre-Canon, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Kinks, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Drunken Shenanigans, Morning After, Fae & Fairies, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Strip Poker

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Six sentence (and a little bit longer) stories prompted over on tumblr. Index inside.

“on your mark”, Rating: Teen, Words: 2118, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Dogma/Darth Maul, Pre-Relationship, Relationship Negotiation, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire!Maul, Past Abuse, Past Dogma/Pong Krell, Discussions of abuse, Anxiety, Autistic Dogma, Stealth Sugar Daddy AU, Non-Graphic Discussions of Blood Drinking, Contracts, Magical Realism, Star Wars Rarepair Exchange Treat

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Nobody calls them "thralls" anymore.

“omne trium perfectum”, Rating: General, Words: 1903, Chapters: 2/2

Notable Tags: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi/CT-7567 | Rex, CC-5052 | Bly/Kit Fisto/Aayla Secura, Polyamory, Original Clone Trooper(s), Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Non-Traditional Soulmates, Happy Feet AU, Background Trooper/Trooper Relationships

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The song becomes love.

“war stories”, Rating: Teen, Words: 1569, Chapters: 3/?

Notable Tags: Obi-Wan Kenobi/CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi/CT-7567 | Rex, Snapchat AU, Snapchat Format, Tag As I Go, Time-Travel, Bickering 

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A series of stories, sometimes ongoing and sometimes self-contained, caught on holocamera by ARC Trooper Fives throughout the war.

“new romantics”, Rating: Teen, Words: 1430, Chapters: 2/?

Notable Tags: CT-5597 | Jesse/Darth Maul, Tumblr Ask Box Fic, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks

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The many AUs of ARC Trooper Jesse and Darth Maul.

“through victory, my chains are broken”, Rating: Teen, Words: 862, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hardcase Lives, Darth Maul & Hardcase

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The Death Watch aren’t the ones who find the escape pod.

“Dab’ika Vaar’kara”, Rating: Teen, Words: 810, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Camp Half-Blood, half-baked worldbuilding, Ficlet

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anonymous asked: “19 [Summer Camp AU] and 99 [Magical Accidents] with Cody and Rex for the mashup tropes please!” @ anon, I saw your very clever request for a Camp Half-Blood AU and, obviously, I greatly approve.

“cheese and chocolate”, Rating: General, Words: 547, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Fluff, Sick Character, Tumblr Ask Box Fic

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Cody has the sniffles and Obi-Wan's cooking abilities are limited, but limited to comfort food.

“blue was my favorite color (until i saw you”, Rating: Teen, Words: 401, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Dogma/Hardcase, Force Sensitivity, Force Ghost(s)

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The aftermath of Umbara.

“it don’t run in our blood”, Rating: General, Words: 383, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Jedi!Satine, Duke!Obi-Wan, Mandalorian!Maul

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Some things change while others stay the same.

“tentatively abandoned AUs”, Rating: Teen, Words: 4653, Chapters: 4/?

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Skyrim Fusion, Inspired by Anastasia (1997 & Broadway), Time Travel, Alternate Universe - Treasure Planet Fusion, Original Clone Trooper Character(s)

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WIPs that are pretty much guaranteed to go unfinished at this point.

The Magnificent Seven 2016

“she wore it wonderfully well”, Rating: Mature, Words: 5836, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Emma Cullen/Vasquez, Post-Canon, Wall Sex, Anachronisms

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The Unconventional And Wholly Unintentional Courtship Of Emma Cullen And Diego Manuel García de Vasquez.

“flux capacity”, Rating: Teen, Words: 3998, Chapters: 5/5

Notable Tags: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Genderqueer Character(s), Bigender Faraday, Genderfuck, shifting pronouns

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One time Vasquez decided Joanna Faraday wasn’t someone to fuck with, one time Vasquez decided Joshua Faraday might in fact be someone to fuck with, one time Vasquez decided to see if Joshua Faraday had enough room in life for another love, one time Vasquez decided that Joanna Faraday was the craziest person he’d ever met, and one time Vasquez said to Hell with it all.

Or: One introduction, three kisses that weren’t, and the start of a beautiful relationship... of some kind.

“honey, we got your disease”, Fusion AU: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Movies, Rating: Teen, Words: 3392, Chapters: 1/4

Notable Tags: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks, Original Character(s) Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Genderqueer Character(s), Bigender Faraday, Genderqueer Red Harvest, shifting pronouns

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Jumanji is the bane of Joshua Faraday's fucking existence.

“taste the bright lights”, Rating: Explicit, Words: 2903, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Red Harvest/Vasquez, Post-Canon, Drunk Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Unsafe Sex

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Red Harvest and Vasquez, after Rose Creek.

“gunpowder and a spark”, Rating: Explicit, Words: 1633, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Teddy Q/Vasquez, Hand Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

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Shooting guns out by yourself is a dangerous business when you're not very good and your crush is visible from space.

“strangers in the dark”, Rating: General, Words: 994, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Red Harvest/Vasquez, Time-Travel, Outsider POV

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The desert has a strange magic to it, make no mistake.

“melting point”,  Rating: General, Words: 952, Chapters: 1/?

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Leverage Fusion

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A collection of fusion ficlets and one-shots that otherwise won't leave my brain.

“The Ice Man”, Rating: Teen, Words: 856, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags - Red Harvest/Billy Rocks/Vasquez, Alternate Universe - Leverage Fusion

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A hitter playing grifter is a bad joke.

A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms

“The Sun, The Moon, And All The Stars”, Fusion AU: Winx Club, Rating: Teen, Words: 9465, Chapters: 3/3

Notable Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Background Relationships, Pre-Brienne of Tarth/Jaime Lannister, Lannister Family Shenanigans, No Incest, Female Friendships, Genderqueer Character(s), screw canon timeline and screw canon genealogy

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When the twin heirs of Queen Joanna of the Westerlands are born, the capital planet of Solaris celebrates for nine days and nine nights: three for the princess, three for the prince, and three for each Solarian sun. Soothsayers and sibyls, fortune-tellers and prophets, all agree that the children of the Sun and Moon carry great magical power within them—one shall assuredly become a Guardian Faery of the Western Realm, and the other a great hero like those of old to bring peace to all the Magical Dimension.

On the morning that Queen Joanna’s death is announced, every light and fire in Casterly Rock is extinguished in honor of their beloved queen. It is regarded as the darkest day in the history of the Realm of the Sun. Few revelries are thrown when word spreads that their queen’s last child survives, but some brave souls whisper about the Prince of Stars, whose gentle light echoes that of his mother’s.

“canis lupus familiaris”, Rating: Teen, Words: 987, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Outsider POV, Ambiguous Time-Travel, Ambiguous Greenseeing

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“Get her a dog, she’ll be happier for it.”

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

“concupisces”, Fusion AU: Fright Night, Rating: Teen, Words: 1347, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Implied Pedophile!Grindelwald

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For the kinkmeme prompt:

After a new neighbor moved into the house next door, Credence discovers that he is an ancient vampire.

"Percy is a terrible name for a vampire"

“You Play (But Never Games)”, Rating: Unrated, Words: 483, Chapters: 1/?

Notable Tags: Original Percival Graves/Credence Barebone, Vampire!Graves, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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Percival catches a scent.

The Umbrella Academy TV

“look at the way (we gotta hide what we’re doing)”, Rating: Explicit, Words: 3129, Chapters: 1/2

Notable Tags: Diego Hargreeves/Vanya Hargreeves, Pseudo-Incest, Referenced Child Abuse, Post-Canon, Mentioned Ben/Klaus, Mentioned Allison/Luther, Netflix/Comic Fusion

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Nothing is the same when they get back.

(One thing is the same when they get back.)

BBC’s The Musketeers 2014

“lives not lived”, Rating: Teen, Words: 926, Chapters: 2/?

Notable Tags: Ana de Austria | Anne d’Autriche/Porthos du Vallon, Original Character(s), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

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Various AU ficlets.

Ch. 1: 1x02, "Sleight of Hand", canon divergence Ch. 2: pre-show canon divergence

Kingdoms of Amalur

“calcified hearts”, Rating: Teen, Words: 655, Chapters: 1/1

Notable Tags: Fateless One & Famor | Bloody Bones, Genderqueer Character(s), Neopronouns

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Why struggle against Fate when it is so easily shifted?