Tai: C'mon, name one way I'm better than your new boyfriend.
Raven: Tai, you're bigger.
Tai: Don't patronize me, if anything he's a little taller.
Raven: No, Tai, you're bigger.
Tai:
*later at the bar with Qrow and Summer*
Tai: I WIN!! *clinks glasses with them*
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I was reskimming the RW.BY comics passingly and now I want to highlight the way that Winter is regarded in them because it lives rent-free in my head.
Are you... are you sure about that Weiss? Really? The perfect heir?
Mind you, these comics take place in the time between volumes three and four. Winter hasn't been the heir for quite some time and there is. a good reason for that.
Okay, Willow is one hell of an unreliable narrator and I got really uncomfy with how the comics portrayed her but once again: you... you sure about that? You really think Jacques was pleased with Winter?
The only thing I agree with here is the whole "the son he wanted with Whitley." Certainly interesting how they kept trying until they got a boy, wasn't it?
Winter also randomly shows up in the panel where Jacques is taking Weiss home from Beacon ( when I am ~ fairly sure ~ she had other priorities at the moment ) and it mentioned as like. Living in the manor? Staying close to the family? When that... could not be farther from the truth.
Anyway the comics are interesting but also just so bizarre.
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Jaune MFK silver eye: Ruby, Summer, Maria (young)
Jaune: MFK XVI
Yang: Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Hi, Yang. You okay? You look nervous.
Yang: A little... Ruby, just put me up to something, and I just feel nervous doing it...
Jaune: What did she put you up to?
Yang: ...
Yang: Jaune... MFK, Ruby Rose, Summer Rose, and Maria Calavera!
Jaune: What?! Where is this coming from?
Yang: ...
Yang: Mom! YI don't want to tell him why, you tell him !
Summer: Okay, sweetie you've done your part, I'll take it from here.
Summer: Hello, Jaune~!
Jaune: Ms. Rose.
Summer: We need your help with something very important. Something only you can do.
Jaune: And, that is?
Summer: To help propagate the continued existence of silver eyes!
Jaune: Wait...? Do you mean, what I think you mean?
Maria: Babies, Jaune. We need your help to continue the silver eye blood line, and who better to do it, than you~?
Jaune: S-Seriously?! Why me?!
Ruby: Because we like you, Jaune!
Summer: We al know you would be the perfect father to our children.
Maria: And, considering how many children you parents made. It won't take to many tried to get started.
Summer: But, it's not like we won't still 'try' a few times, now does it?
Maria: More then just a few times~!
Ruby: Yeah~!
Jaune: Okay... I understand why you were so nervous to explain this, Yang. Yang? Yang?!
...
Ruby: She ran away.
Jaune: Considering this involves, her sister, and her mom. Understandable.
Maria: Well, now that we've established the reasons behind this little exercise. Who will you, choose, Jaune?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Kill, Ruby.
Ruby: What, why?!
Jaune: Ruby, your seventeen. You are not ready for such a commitment. And, I don't think you're ready to put up your cape yet.
Ruby: That's fair...
Jaune: Also, what's with you silver eyed warriors, and capes?
RSM: Because they're cool.
Jaune: Okay then.
Jaune: I will fuck... Maria.
Maria: Good~! I've been waiting for a certain young sexy, blond boy to take me. To glaze my caramel body with his thick white cream, to then be full of his succulent batter as he pumps me full. Ahh~! It's been so long, and I am looking forward to fixing that dry spell of mine. care to help me, Jaune?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: S-Sure! H-Happy to help!
Maria: Wonderful~!
Summer: So, I guess that means you plan on marrying me, hmm?
Jaune: If you'll have me.. haha?
Summer: Hmmm~? Summer Rose Arc~! Oh isn't that such a tantalizing name to hear?
Jaune: Uhhh...?
Summer: I know your mother will be upset. You marrying a woman twice your age. But, I know she will rethink those thoughts when the first of her new grandkids appear. Don't you?
Jaune: F-First?
Summer: Oh? You thought we were joking about all of this?
Ruby: We were serious, Jaune.
Maria: The world needs more silver eyed warriors, Jaune. WE need you to help make sure that happens.
Summer: With that thought in mind; Shall we get started then?
Jaune: Uhhh...?!
Jaune: P-Please be gentle...?
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RWBY: Where everything is the same except with 1 small change...
Bake: Wait, Xiao Long? As in 'Taiyang Xiao Long'?
Yang: Yup, there's our old man!
Blake: So, you're mother is Summer Rose?!
Yang: Not...not quite.
Ruby: See, Summer is technically my Mama...well, both of our Mama, but she's the one who gave birth to me.
Weiss: Wait, so who is Yang's.
Ruby: Dad's first wife~
Yang: Ruby, shut up!
Blake: I'm confused...who is your mom, Yang?
Ruby: Oh, you'll see soon enough.
Yang: Ruby, I said-
A portal then opens up in Team RWBY's room.
Yang: Oh no...
Raven Branwen then jumps out of the portal.
Raven: Hi, sweeties! How is your first day of Beacon Going? Are you okay? Are you eating well? Yang, stop slouching.
Yang: MOM! I'm not Slouching!
Raven: Yes you are! You're gonna become a shrimp sitting like that!
Ruby: Hi Mom.
Raven: Ruby! *ruffles her hair* I heard you were made Team Leader. I'm so proud of you! I can't believe you got into Beacon early!
Blake: ...Are...are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Weiss: Raven Branwen, one of Beacon's top students and one of the deadliest women alive, just teleported into our room and is apparently Yang's birth mother and her and Ruby call her 'Mom'.
Blake: Yeah, okay, just making sure I haven't hit my head.
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