#swear to God

[holybatgirlz]

Me at Shondaland and Netflix while I wait for confirmation that Benedict and Sophie will be season 4 and not another sibling instead:

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Hey @staff you wanna explain why I'm suddenly getting invisible mobile ads that open broken links or 1x1 pixel images in my browser without my thumb being anywhere near a god damn advertisement

[i-am-trans-gwender]

I swear at least half of all high fantasy is just "We have Tolkien at home."

[redux-iterum]

So.

A certain cat who we will not name, Moonshine, caused me to spill soda all over my laptop's keyboard. My keys are now not working and I've been instructed to dry out and not touch my laptop for a few days. It's possible there was damage to the motherboard as well, but I'm not sure yet. It was working for a while before I turned it off officially.

This unfortunately means we may have to skip an update on Saturday if my computer ends up too fucked to function. I'm going to do my best to answer asks in the meantime and keep y'all updated, but if worst comes to worst, I'll have to acquire a whole new computer and waste time setting that up and reacquiring all my Google docs with the books and plannings on them.

Currently, I'm stuck on my phone. Not ideal, but I will be able to communicate as needed. If fanart or tagged posts or other attempts to get my attentiom via mention get ignored, that is not on purpose. My phone is quite old and doesn't take kindly to the Tumblr app.

Anyway, apologies for the unexpected hiatus. We should only miss a week while this gets sorted out. Thank you in advance for your patience!

[saricess]

me, seeing rumours that ruby and caleb will frame aaron for ethan’s murder:

[platypusisnotonfire]

Rewatching The Mummy (1999) (set in the 1800’s I assume) and dude is like “I’ve been there” as a proof he could lead them there again and like

In 2024 GPS technology land: I lived in Albania for almost two months and could

1: not find that country on a map and

2: could not on penalty of death lead you there on camels

Bro is on next level bluffing skills and the fact it works out is so slim but so impressive

[nick-close]

I wanna make like a small fun discord server for dndads muts and cool folks but I’m actually very antisocial and don’t like talking for more than 5 minutes at a time so idk how that’d work out

[melt-into-the-night]

Damn…we really about to watch Sam go out with a fizzle by drowning while trying to rescue a gun, huh 😒

[twinklelilstarkey]

One thing I will never understand is how confident dumb people are.

[gods-graveyard]

You know that audio "Id love to date a woman, marry a woman, but im in love with a MAN right now- AHHHHH" thats me rn.

This motherfucker sent me his grad speech (I asked out of curiosity) along with the voice memo practice and hes so fucking passionate and such a goddamm nerd I swear to god why is this my type???

He used a fucking butterfly metaphor for the fact that "The potential of flight has always been there, long before you sprouted wings-"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyways!!! im so fucked

[wmnylander]

i should be allowed to punch people via email

[snakenoodlesoup]

I am this close 👌 to making a short-ish sentient Gotham fic and their ties and relationship to the Batfam, specifically Bruce.

Might include a bonus chapter if it does well, we'll see

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I'm fully aware of the fact that there are only so many letters in the English language and that this means that acronyms often end up feeling coincidental because they repeat in different areas of your life with different meanings, but at the same time I was not prepared to open a very official email for Important Adult Tasks and end up reading the acronym

LOTR

[eddiewithcat]

insane but like

what if eddie was telling the truth to buck about all he knew of what happened the day of the shooting?

like what if he seriously didn’t remember buck being the one to save him, or carrying him to safety, or asking if he was hurt, or anything?

i just find it so interesting that captain mehta is returning the episode right after they Finally talked about it. what if mehta sees eddie and asks how he’s doing, eddie answers truthfully and then mehta sees buck off in the distance like- helping a victim or something- and he asks eddie again, “how is he by the way?” and eddie is very confused because . what do you mean?

maybe he will explain him getting struck by lightning and mehta is like ok cool but Not what i meant and then he explains to eddie all the parts he’s been missing about the day of the shooting …. and it just finally Clicks something into place for him.

idk maybe im insane but just the fact he’s showing up RIGHT AFTER the episode we just witnessed is ……. it’s interesting alright!!

[rosieofcorona]

one dumbass email away from committing violence

[livelovecaliforniadreams]