#sweet dreams and nicecreams

[the-undertale-mouse]

Ask Frisk and Company Index

A friendly tool for navigation because the blog is huge and while they organized it chronologically, tumblr makes it hard to work on mobile. they used to have other links on their header but i think tumblr broke them. and scrolling either from the beginning or the latest to any point in the middle is a lot of work! (wip because this blog is very long!) CatBird (CB) and Miamouse (mm) dubs included!

The Beginning 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 IT STARTS (CB), You Started an Ask Blog (mm), 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, THE TALK (CB), 15, 16, Beware the Man Behind the Couch (mm), 17, 18, 19, FRISKY MONSTERS (CB), 20, 21, Love Trouble (mm), 22, MASTER OF ROMANCE (CB),  23, 24, OMG YOU’RE LIKE TOTALLY OUR OPT (CB), Return of the Flirt Master (mm),  

Red Echoes 25, 26, RETURN OF THE FALLEN (CB), 27, 28, Your Very Best Enemy (mm)  29, 30, END OF DETERMINATION (CB),  31, 32, Myths and Mystery (mm),  33, ONE JOB (CB), 34, 35, 36,  37, CHARA STRIKES(CB), 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, Hostile Takeover (mm), 43, MK HAS ACQUIRED A BEA(CB), 44, 45, 46, LAMENTATIONS (CB), 47, 48, 49, Dodging Fate (mm), 50, 51, THE TRUTH IS REVEALED (CB),  52, 53, Not Easy to Kill (mm), HARD TO KILL (CB), 54, 55, HOW TORIEL GOT HER GROOVE BACK (CB FIRST PART IS DUB ONLY), 56, 57, 58, SINS OF THE FATHER (CB), 59,  Gaster’s Darkness (mm),  60,  61, SWAN DIVE! (CB),  62, 63, Frisk’s Confession (mm),  64, DON’T GIVE UP(CB), 65 [Meme Lord!], 66, 67, 68, 69, IF YOU MEME IT, HE WILL COME (CB), Rise of the Meme Lord (mm), 70, 71, A PAINFUL METAPHORE (CB), 72, 73, 74, Self-Sustaining Tornado of Feels (mm), NEVER AGAIN (CB),  75, 76, ORANGE SCENTED ERRORS (CB),  77, 78, 79, 80, 81, AN ENDING? (CB),  Soul Searching (mm)

THE MULTI-VERSE (CB) 

Man Who Speaks in Hands Guide

Just before the crossover: M138, M139, M140, M141, M142, M143, M144, M145, M146, M147, M148, 

Sweet Dreams and Nicecreams 82, 83, M150 M151,M152, M153, M154, M155, M156, 84, 85, 86, SEXY BURGER DREAMS (CB), 87, M157, M158, 88, M159, 89, SPONTANIOUS NICECREAM (CB), 90, Sweet Dreams and Nicecreams (mm), 91, 92, 93, 94, 95,  MEETING THEIR MATCH (CB),  96, 97, M160, M161, M162, M163, M164, M165, Dark, Darker, Yet Darker (mm), SECRETS SPAGHETTI & SHORTCUTS (CB), M166 98, 99, 100, 101, A FISH WEARS A BRA (CB),  102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, BURGERS AND NICECREAM (CB), 108, M166 Forget Me Not (mm), NOT AGAIN! (CB),   109, 110, 111, 112, M168, M169, M170,  M171, M172, M173, M174, M175, M176, M177, M178, M179, M180, M181, M182, 113, I FEEL ANGRY! (CB),  Gilded Tears (mm),  M183, M184,  114,  M185, 115, M186, M187  116, 117,  HERMANN’S NEW HIT SINGLE (CB), Un Gooping the Goopster (mm)  M188,  M189, M190, M191, M192, M193, M194, 118, 119, 120, DON’T DO THE THING! (CB),  121, 122, 123, 124,  125, 126, All’s Fab in Love and Science (mm),  SUCH SWEETHEARTS (CB),   127, 128,  M196,  129, 130, TEXTING TROUBLES (CB),  131, 132, 133, 134, 135, SHE’S AWAKE (CB),  136,  M197,   M201,  137, 138, M 203,  Never Gonna Give You Up! (mm),  139, M 204, M 205,  140, 141, 142, GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND (CB),  143, M198, M199, M200,   144, 145, 146, THE MOTHER REMEMBERS(CB), 147, Some Complex feelings (mm), 148, 149, 150, 151, M 202, M 206,  M 207  CHOCOLATE HEALS ALL (CB), A Nicecream Miracle (mm),  M208, M209, M210, M211, 152, 153,  154,  M212  155,  BACK WHERE THEY BELONG (CB), Goatally Grounded (mm),  156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, Sibling Rivalry (mm), 168, 169, TACTICLE SANS INCOMING (CB), 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, PORCELAIN PIGGIES (CB), 180, 181, 182, 183, AN IRREDEEMALE WORLD (CB),  Don’t hurt de Pokemans (mm)

Extra Dark Chocolate 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, THE ENIGMATIC STRANGER (CB), 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, Shadows Approaching (mm),  “THEY” (CB), 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, UNSPEAKABLE MEDIOCRITY (CB), 206, 207, 208, 209, 210,  The Dark Knight and the Sand Guardian (mm), 

[askfriskandcompany]

Wait, why would Maverick be a bad idea?

Just imagine the pitch meeting for Maverick. We're in the middle of the Sweet Dreams and Nicecreams Arc. And I'm like "Ok... So imagine... So... Have you watched Dragon Ball Z? You haven't? Ok what about Terminator? Not that either? Uh... So... An alternate universe Asriel. He's older, and even more traumatized. He's left his world behind because everyone in it is dead. And he's here to prevent the same from happening in this world. Would this complicate the plot? OH you know it will! And that's the point! Will we be able to prevent the askers from figuring out his identity as soon as he shows up? I don't expect so! Why bring him in at all? What's the point of any of this? I don't know! But I like him! :D"

-TQ

[zaviyar]

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Cookies are great, ice cream is great⠀ but together it's a dream team!

I mean this perfect combination of the creamy, vanilla ice cre between two perfectly crunchy cookies and some chocolate chips, amazing!

And it's not even unhealthy, the ice cream as well as the cookies.

There's neither refined sugar nor oil in it but the taste is still phenomenally good.

Also its quite simple to make these ice cream sandwiches, so literally everyone will make this recipe work.

All in all this recipe is perfect if you got this sweet tooth but don't want to feed your body crap.

So, don't wait and make'em! 😉

INGREDIENTS :

Cookies:

-1/2 cup peanut butter

-1/4 cup maple syrup

-1/2 cup flour

-1 Tsp baking powder

-a pinch of salt

-1 Tsp vanilla extract

-35g chocolate chips

Nicecream :

-2 frozen bananas

--1/4 cup plant milk

-1 Tsp vanilla extract

(bake at 175/350 for 10 minutes / freeze nicecream for 1 hour/freeze 15 minutes before eating)

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Music by @djquads 

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[tris1571]

So I have a bunch of Undertale ship kids I'd like to share

So I've been a little shy but it's 2 in the morning so why not post them all with a little bit of information on each one UwU

Ack it turned sideways -

So this is my very first ship kid and his younger sister (paperjam x fresh)

Pix: seventeen years old, Multi-shipping fanfic writer, extreme sweet tooth, a bit antisocial (prefers to ship from afar instead of socialising), protective of fable (basically her third parent), pansexual, vitiligo baby

Fable: ten years old, Rainbow freckles allover the place, little bundle of self loathing, tini baker, don't miss her off, likes pastel colors and owls, lesbian (when she's old enough to date that is)

Tay: (Fellswap x swap), seventeen years old, bipolar, aggressive, impulsive, soft on kids, short AF (point it out and you loose a limb, she's sensitive on the topic), wants to be just like fellswap

Onani: (fellswap x lust), eightteen years old, selfish, a bit manipulative, done with your shit, emotional walls higher than the empire state building, tends to drop people like hot potatoes when there is nothing to gain from association, dark past

Starstruck: (lust x outer) nineteen years old, seemingly a sinnamon roll but not, but also not a cinnamon roll (somewhere in between), kisses are basically on the same level with handshakes for her, shameless flirt, can sell you dirt from your own backyard

Baransu: (error x ink), twenty two years old, is supposed to be dead, naive, is a set of conjoined twins, is cute and he knows it, impulsive, LOVES to climb, cannot speak well

Vermilion: (ink x cross), seventeen years old, emotionally muted, likes to draw food, uses exacto knives, the only emotion they feel at full force is anger, gender = skeleton

Fallow: (ink x asy) thirty years old,schizophrenic, graffiti artist, antisocial, his hands shake constantly, has many dog themed items

Nightingale: (nightmare x ink), nineteen years old, born without arms (hides it with ink and negativity to make arm prosthetics), shy AF, permanent blush, likes birds, don't touch the scarf, TALL

Shikyo: (nightmare x reaper) nineteen years old, is a mistake and knows it, resents her parents, has power over dreams, stoic, mm Yess tea

Insidious/Sidney: (edge x papyrus), sixteen years old, mind Fuck master, seems sweet but is about to ninja slice your mind, extremely self conscious

Sans x grillby

Twins (sixteen years old)

Kasai: older twin, shy, you can touch his flames, a bit of a geek, bi

Fireball: seems like a punk, beats up bullies, don't touch it burns, actually a big softy, yes he's named after the drink cause why not? XD

Nicecream guy x burgerpants

Nick: fifteen years old, pissy, trans male, don't touch the ears

Daisy: nineteen, eccentric, pom mom tail, has adhd

Plague: (error x nightmare), thirty three years old, "you're a plague on my existence" -error, can alter emotions, lazy AF, snarky

Carambola/Cam: (dream x swap) twenty one years old, a bit of a chef, sweetheart, forgiving, loyal to a fault, shy to romance, strong, often mistaken for male

Strawberrykiwi/S.k.: (Watermelon x sugar) eighteen years old, literally smells like his name, kind, selectively stupid, freckles, a bit of a flirt

So yeah I'm multishipping trash, but that's alright UwU

Eighteen kids in the two years I've been in this fandom... I may need to stop but Nahhhh XD

I dunno all the links to the mentioned parents, so just know I don't own any of the parents just my kiddos

Holy cow it's three now o-o

[dreamsaredarkening]

Blue Moon

Dream always thought when, of if he were to return here, it would be with Blue at his side; not sitting beneath the tall willow tree, a lonely soul heavy and a future dark as the growing void. A smile finds its way onto the guardians face, dry and bitter. Having him back, for however short had both broken him in ways he couldn't speak of and helped him. Something in him just wished that they could of stayed, for good. Maybe there was a way.. memories flashed through his mind, attempt after attempt to bring back his beloved.

A weak laugh broke free from him. "Who am I kidding.. He's gone." Dream mutters, leaning their head back against the rough, oaken bark. Strangely enough, the idea of Blue being gone didn't hurt as much to think of this time- not to say it didn't still hurt. Mother above, did it ever hurt- his soul pounding just beneath his ribs, a never ending ache. 

Ever gently, he brushed a thumb over the stone in the band wrapped around his wrist and the pain faded, just the slightest. Their smile turns to a small, genuine one; the memory of when he first got the band was one that filled him with that tiny spark of hope. He so clearly recalled every moment, starting with when Ink woke them up that day.

"WAKE UP! Come on, hurry!" Ink smiled down at the two of them sleeping, their nearly white specs of eyes peering down. "The Nicecream truck is going to pass by any minute if you two don't hurry up-!" 

"Innnk. The Nicecream truck is still a few blocks over." Blue huffed, but chuckled; his soft azure eyelights blinking open. A soft blush of that very color dusted across his cheeks as he pulled away from the other settled against him, who simply made a face and stood up themselves. "I only let go for the sweets." Dream grumbled, starting towards the door. Blue looked amused but followed the two after, making sure to grab his jacket on the way out.

Dream frowned, shaking his head of the thought of his friends pale eyelights and haunting voice. Ink. He had survived, from what Surge had told them all. Not without its reprecussions- on his way out of the castle, he made a detour to visit to artist. Stars, the scars that now covered him.. he shivered. The Void, he knew, was not kind. Especially those that try to take from it. 

With a sigh, the guardian stood; stretching out his arms behind, causing a yawn to break free. Blinking, he gazed around the peaceful land of Haventale; an ease settling on his soul. "If it were only this peaceful back home." He mumbled, looking up to the soft blue skies above. Between constant shielding of everyone trying to protect his 'fragile' mind and being watched wherever he went, to say the least was that this was a nice change of pace. He loved everyone there dearly but his nerves have been frayed to the point he needed this space.

And now that he had it? Everything felt.. so much clearer. The navy in his gaze began to clear, the soft golden color slowly trickling into his irises. With a deep breath, he came to a decision. 

"Dream.. will you be my soulmate?" Blue's voice whispered, gaze locked onto his. In his hands, were two different bracelets. The first thin golden band rounded to a starry zaffre stone, catching the light of the setting sun not too far off. The second band, held a similiar stone; yet, it remained a bright golden color. 

His eyes widening, Dream's voice got caught in his throat; the question throwing him off guard.. but not necessarily in an unpleasant way. If anything, he could feel the joy rising in him, unable to stop the smile from spreading across his face a simple one word answer spoken. 

"Yes.. yes!" He jumped forward into Blue's harms, soft giggles breaking from the guardian; overriding the pained gasp shuffling in the bushes far off aways. If he had knew what his answer would cause.. no. He'd of still said yes. There is nothing he would exchange for, for his memories and time with Blue.

Reaching down to his wrist, he unclipped the band; gently placing the starry stone jewelry at the base of the willow. Looking up, his voice is softer; eyes brighter, as if whatever weight that had held him down, was now gone. "Its time I've moved on. Blue.." He smiles. "I hope one day, I will get the chance to shine just as bright as you did."

Turning heel, Dream cast one glance at the tree before leaving, a soft golden glow surrounding the guardian of hopes and dreams.

“I love you, my dearest Blue Moon.”

[krisisasleep]

Tag game: 15 questions for 15 mutuals

I was tagged by: @jeanteros thank u my wife

Are you named after anyone? - I named myself so no, but my birthname was decided after my parents had a name argument

When was the last time you cried? - yesterday bc I thought my mom had thrown away my playbills & mental health is shit

Do you have kids? - 6 plants and a cat

Do you use sarcasm a lot? - me? never

What is the first thing you notice about people? - their vibes, like if I feel comf around them or not

Eye color - blue dadadee dabadai

Scary movie or happy ending? - happy endings

Any special talents? - i can wiggle my lower left lashline, i’m flexible and i’m p good at dyeing people’s hair?

Where were you born? - the netherlands!

Hobbies? - ukulele, art, photography, musical theatre, (song)writing, gardening, hairdressing, baking, making sweets or nicecream sO MUCH MORE

Any pets? - my cat dodo, and probaby a cockatiel soon!!!

How tall are you? - 5′9′’’/177 cm

What sports have you played? - i used to do fitness but my health deteriorated and i get sensory overload at the gym

Favorite subject? - rn i only have two, so art history, but in general probably theatre or history

Dream job? - realistically an art historian or the owner of an art gallery, unrealistically I’d like to be a broadway actor, recording artist or painter

Tagging: @cyantrashcan and anyone else bc i have like,,, no friends

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

(have an odd bunch) Muffet, Grillby, Burgerpants, and Nicecream Guy one day found a human baby in a hollowed out tree with nothing but a note reading "If you are reading this, I have no doubt you're most likely a monster, but either way, I pray that you're kind enough to listen to me. I don't have much time, so please, all I ask is that you take care of my child and let them live. The royal guard is after me, and it's not safe to keep them with me. P.s. please let them know that I'm sorry."

{ Oh, well-!I assume you mean the Tale! Versions of the characters, since you have not specified anything.I had the need to add also Gaster because I truly love writing of Wingding so he is the bonus this time, maybe I will add him very often~ }

❧ Tale! Muffet ;

She was already a mom since she got so many spider children she adored so much. They were her joy and pride and every one of them loved so much their spider mother as well. While she was taking a walk, she noticed a strange sound coming from the woods, so Muffet, moving her pretty eight arms, decided to take a look, finding a creature in a hollowed out tree. It was a kid, a man cub. She could not find the reason why a baby like this was here. It was strange seeing a human in the Underground because they usually were founded by Toriel or the skeleton brothers and not by normal citizens. This was so weird.The spider lady did not know what to do with this child because she was not sure if she could keep them. Maybe she would have given them to Asgore because human’s souls were so precious but she wouldn’t have delivered them for free, he had to pay a high price to have them because it was so expensive and she was still a businesswoman. After a while of thinking, Muffet took the baby with her, she was still unsure because she could have used them to feed her baby spiders too, human’s meat was so delicious and full of vitamins. Her kids would have been so happy to eat it. So many possibilities and she was still hesitant.Muffet had noticed the notes after she came back home, because it was so dark. Then, she read it and her five eyes got wet because it was the last message of the mother of this child. Muffet, like a mother herself, could perfectly understand those feelings and she felt so bad and guilty for the thoughts she had before. Muffet could have never imagined her life without her precious babies and this little human was alone in this awful world. It was horrible. At the end, the lady spider decided to keep the baby, her strong maternal instinct won over everything and she had a heart, she was not cruel and selfish. She noticed her little spiders adored the human and the little arachnids became like siblings for them, Muffet was so happy and she decided to protect the little human with her life because now they were part of her family and no one could have changed this reality.

❧ Tale! Grillby ;

Rarely, he walked away from his bar in Snowdin because he was a fireman and he could be dangerous without he could realize, setting fires by mistake. This day was different from other days because he had to do some committees for his job, even if he hated crossing the woods because all those trees made him uncomfortable, he was afraid to put everything on fire destroying the forest. Grillby walked with circumspection and carefully, he was really concentrated until he heard a crying. Someone was crying in this forest and it seemed a baby’s lament so he thought a kid was in danger so he had to help them. After he searched for the voice, he found a little human inside a tree. This child was trembling because of the cold and it seemed they were alone and abandoned. Getting closer to them, he noticed there was a notes near the baby, Grillby has not had the time to read the words written there that the paper burnt under his touch so he lost most of the message. He understood  that a mother left here her child to save them from some hunters but he could not see who this person was and how she reached this place since adult humans rarely came here. In any case, the fireman decided to take the baby because it was too cold here and they needed something to eat, their state was miserable. He did not know how to take care of a little human but Grillby was not heartless so he gave mercy to the child who was unable to protect themselves alone. After a while, the fireman got affectionate to the little kid and he chose to keep them because this baby has been too much unlucky in their life and they deserved a little peace of mind. Even if he was a fire monster, he did not hurt them because he could control his flames well and the kid was so happy with him. They always laughed seeing his red blazes, they played with his glasses, and Grillby has never thought a little child like it could bring to him so much joy. The thought to give them to Asgore has never crossed his mind. This little baby was like his son now.

❧ Tale! Burgerpants ;

It was a warm night and Burgerpants was coming back home after a long and exhausting day of  job. He truly hated that job because he felt like a poor slave and this was not his ambition. He should have been on the stage singing songs, not Mettaton. He was just a robot, an artificial creature. Even his voice was fake and artificial and it did not matter how much the current technologic was evolved. Burgerpants was surely more talented than MTT even if he gave up his dream so long ago and now he was lost in the oblivion. Hotland was a place too much hot for his tastes and he was sweating like a runner who just crossed the desert after a marathon. The poor cat was going to faint when, suddenly, a voice brought him to reality and it seemed someone was crying and he did not care to know what it was since it was not his business. That crying became louder than before and his ears were exploding so Burgerpants decided to see what was happening. Then, his sight was captured by a weird tree and he did not know there were trees here but it was an isolated tree with a ruined bark and that sound came from there.  In the moment he looked inside the tree’s hole, he noticed a little baby covered by blankets. They were so small but the thing that surprised him was the fact that they were a human and it was too strange. How could a baby human be in a place like this? Then, his questions received the proper answers since he read the text left by the mother and the monster cat was shocked. This baby was an orphan, he felt so sad for them but he did not know what to do and he did not have any experiences with children. It was a miracle if he was able to take care of himself. How could he handle a little kid? And it was a human so it was a problem since humans were seen with suspicions in the Underground. He decided to take it anyway because he could not leave this creature alone in the middle of nowhere.The baby was very friendly with Burgerpants and he felt his heart full of joy like he has found a new reason to live, and he was back to life again. He was so touched when the baby held his paw with their little fingers and Burgerpants cuddled him crying because it was like a miracle. They were his little buddy and he did not want to leave them anymore. It was a gift from up above and now this poor man had discovered a new sense of life.

❧ Tale! Nice Cream Guy ;

The days proceeded as usual for the ice-cream man of the Underground, he was gentle and friendly and his ice creams were so nice. Nothing could go wrong today even if some people could ask what was the sense of selling ice creams in a city like Snowdin, since here the snow was everywhere and the cold was enough, it seemed. The Nice Cream Guy did not care about these little things because he was ready to welcome his clients with the most beautiful smile and they would have bought his ice creams only for seeing his cute face. His name was a guaranty and maybe the real purpose of his customers was admiring the fascinating rabbit of the ice creams. Today was calm and ordinary but he was not bored because he was sure something new would happen. He had this strange feeling, like it was a sixth sense. After a while, these feelings revealed itself to be true but it was something the Nice Cream Guy could have never expected. A sound so similar to a crying echoed in the woods of Snowdin and it was becoming more intense, so he decided to investigate leaving for some minutes his ice creams stand. His portentous rabbit ears followed the sound until he reached the place where it came from. There was a child in a tree and this was a human kid. The Nice Cream Guy was confused because it was rare finding a baby in a tree. It has never happened so he did not know what to do. Maybe he should have contacted the royal guards because humans here were most wanted. Then, he noticed the notes the baby was carrying with them, it contained a message from their mother who asked for help. She wanted that their baby survived and anyone who had found them took care of them because they were so little and vulnerable. The rabbit man brought the baby with him because a creature like this could not stay in the middle of a cold forest and he was still a nice guy so he had to help them!The baby found his fur so soft and comfortable and they slept there like The Nice Guy was a duvet and he feel in love with this baby instantly because they were so sweet. He decided that they would have become his heir because he wanted to teach the profession of the ice-cream man to them, and it was so wonderful. He was already proud of his child.

BONUS:

☛ Tale! Gaster ;

Wingding had no time to dedicate to himself or others, since he was so busy with his job at the Lab to pay attention to life in general. One day or another it could happen that even the loneliest persons like him were forced to leave their house, exploring the wild world. Not that he was afraid of something but it was a nuisance. He had to go to Asgore because the King wanted to know how his experiments about human’s souls were proceeding and Gaster was a little pissed because this pressure made him nervous and those experiments were going nowhere because this was a hard research but the king wanted everything now but he needed to be a little more patient. The most important scientific discovers often came by mistakes, so you could never predict anything. Just think about to the Newton’s apple, so Gaster was waiting for the right moment until that apple would have fallen from the sky. No apple has fallen from the sky actually, since it was an artificial sky. It was absurd anyway because apples did not rain from the sky so he got confused.The visit to the king was a little boring because Gaster did not have nothing to say to him since he was still experimenting and he still did not possess any sample of a determinate soul so he could not do anything until he found it. The scientist was directed home when suddenly a mysterious sound brought him to reality, it was a loud voice of someone who was crying. He could not understand but he was curious, so he decided to check until he reached the forest where he found a hollowed out tree but the most disorienting thing was the thing inside it: a human. It was a baby human and Gaster thought he was dreaming. He found something better than an apple, this was the illumination he needed. He acted calm and circumspect anyway because it could be dangerous and nobody had to see him bringing a baby at home. In a second time, after he came back at his Lab, he read the letter and this was so sad because now he understood this baby was an orphan and the royal guards wanted to catch him like a prize. His real duty was to give them to Asgore because it was an another soul useful to break the barrier. On the other hand, he did not want to give this baby to him because he would have killed them and maybe this creature should have helped him with his studies. Then, he found out what kind of soul this little child got and Gaster felt luckier than Newton because they had a determinate soul even if it was not so bright because they were still a baby but it was all he needed. Wingding decided to take care of the baby and he was full of hope because this baby would have permitted him to resolve the mysteries of souls.The time passed, and Gaster became more attached to the baby since he considered them like his child and he had taught to them all his awareness as if they were his assistant. It’s been a while from the last time he felt so relaxed and not alone anymore.

[numberonephantompizza1]

Literally every item in Undertale

Hey. Here’s a helpful list of items in Undertale. For funsies.

Here’s an example item, so you know how this list is formatted: Item Name Item Description Heals: For consumables only. Tells how much HP the item heals. ATK: For weapons only. Tells how much ATK the item adds. Pattern: For weapons only. Tells the style of attack player uses with weapon. DEF: For armor only. Tells how much DEF the item adds. Type: For miscellaneous only. Tells the item type. Function: For miscellaneous only. Tells what the item does. SOUL: For armor and weapons only. Tells what character the item is associated with. Short: The item’s name in battle. Up to 9 characters. Serious: The item’s name in serious battles (Toriel, Undyne the Undying, Asgore, Asriel Dreemurr, Sans). Up to 9 characters. Obtain: Tells how the item is gotten in-game. Sell: The amount of money the item is normally sold to Shopkeep Temmie for. Negotiate: The amount of money the item Shopkeep Temmie sells for if she REALLY wants it, followed by the amount if the player denies her once.

Consumable Items:

Croquet Roll Fried dough traditionally served with a mallet. Heals: 15 HP Short: CroqtRoll Serious: CroqtRoll Obtain: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Rock Candy Here is a recipe to make this at home: 1. Find a rock Heals: 1 HP Short: RockCandy Serious: RockCandy Obtain: N/A Sell: 3G Negotiate: 4G, 6G

Pumpkin Rings A small pumpkin cooked like onion rings. Heals: 8 HP Short: PunkRings Serious: PmknRings Obtain: N/A Sell: 3G Negotiate: 4G, 6G

Stoic Onion Even eating it raw, the tears just won’t come... Heals: 5 HP Short: StocOnion Serious: Onion Obtain: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Ghost Fruit If eaten, it will never pass to the other side. Heals: 16 HP Short: GhostFrut Serious: GhstFruit Obtained: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Puppydough Icecream Made by young pups. Heals: 28 HP Short: PDIceCram Serious: Ice Cream Obtain: N/A Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Bandage It has already been used many times. Heals: 10 HP Short: Bandage Serious: Bandage Obtain: Take off the Bandage when it is in armor form (Cannot be re-equipped). Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Monster Candy Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor. Heals: 10 HP Short: MnstrCndy Serious: MnstrCndy Obtain: In Ruins candy room. Max. of 4 obtainable. 3 in Hard Mode. Sell: 25G Negotiate: 26G, 34G

Spider Donut A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter. Heals: 12 HP Short: SpidrDont Serious: SpdrDonut Obtain: Bought for 7G in the Ruins Spider Bake Sale or 9999G in the Hotland Spider Bake Sale. Sell: 30G Negotiate: 31G, 40G

Spider Cider Made with whole spiders, not just the juice. Heals: 24 HP Short: SpidrCidr Serious: SpdrCider Obtain: Bought for 18G in the Ruins Spider Bake Sale or 9999G in the Hotland Spider Bake Sale. Sell: 60G Negotiate: 61G, 78G

Butterscotch Pie Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice. Heals: ALL HP Short: ButtsPie Serious: Pie Obtain: Sleep in Toriel’s house. One of a kind. Sell: 180G Negotiate: 181G, 228G

Snail Pie An acquired taste. Heals: ALL - 1 HP (Will not hurt protagonist if HP is already maximum.) Short: Snail Pie Serious: Snail Pie Obtain: Sleep in Toriel’s house in Hard Mode. One of a kind. Sell: 350G Negotiate: 351G, 440G

Snowman Piece Please take this to the ends of the earth. Heals: 45 HP Short: SnowPiece Serious: SnowPiece Obtain: Get from snowman in Snowdin. Max. 2, 3 if Genocide route. Sell: 40G Negotiate: 41G, 53G

Nice Cream Instead of a joke, the wrapper says something nice. Heals: 15 HP Short: NiceCream Serious: NiceCream Obtain: Nice Cream cart in Snowdin Forest for 15G, in Waterfall for 25G (or 15G with umbrella), in Hotland for 12G if RG 01 and RG 02 are killed, or free if the player has three Punch Chards. Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Bisicle It’s a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice. Heals: 11 HP Short: Bisicle Serious: Bisicle Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 15G (pre-Papyrus), 30G (post-Papyrus), 45G (post-Undyne), 70G (post-CORE), or 0G (Genocide) Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Unisicle It’s a SINGLE-pronged popsicle. Wait, that’s just normal… Heals: 11 HP Short: Unisicle Serious: Popsicle Obtain: Eat a Bisicle Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Cinnamon Bunny A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny. Heals: 22 HP Short: CinnaBun Serious: C. Bun Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 25G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 8G Negotiate: 9G, 13G

Abandoned Quiche A psychologically damaged spinach egg pie. Heals: 34 HP Short: Ab Quiche Serious: Quiche Obtain: In Waterfall quiche room. One of a kind. Sell: 76G Negotiate: 77G, 98G

Dog Salad Recovers HP. (Hit Poodles.) Heals: 2 OR 10 OR 30 OR ALL HP (Random) Short: Dog Salad Serious: Dog Salad Obtain: Has a small chance of appearing in Inventory if Dog Residue is used. Sell: 8G Negotiate: 9G, 13G

Astronaut Food For feeding a pet astronaut. Heals: 21 HP Short: AstroFood Serious: Astr.Food Obtain: In cooler from Waterfall dump. Max. 2 obtainable. Sell: 25G Negotiate: 26G, 34G

Crab Apple An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean. Heals: 18 HP Short: CrabApple Serious: CrabApple Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 25G. Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Sea Tea Made from glowing marsh water. Increases SPEED for one battle. Heals: 10 HP (+SPEED for one battle) Short: Sea Tea Serious: Sea Tea Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 18G. Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Temmie Flakes It's just torn up pieces of construction paper. Heals: 2 HP Short: TemFlakes Serious: TemFlakes Obtain: Bought from Tem Shop for 1G, 3G, 20G, or 1000G (only on Genocide). Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Instant Noodles Comes with everything you need for a quick meal! Heals: 4 HP (in battle), 15 HP (out of battle), or 90 HP (serious). Short: InstaNood Serious: I.Noodles Obtain: Found in Alphys’s refrigerator. One of a kind. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Hot Dog...? The "meat" is made of something called a "water sausage.” Heals: 20 HP Short: Hot Dog Serious: Hot Dog Obtain: Bought from Sans Hotland station for 30G. Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Hot Cat Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end. Heals: 21 HP Short: Hot Cat Serious: Hot Cat Obtain: After buying one Hot Dog...?, bought from Sans Hotland station for 30G. One of a kind. Sell: 11G Negotiate: 12G, 16G

Junk Food Food that was probably once thrown away. Heals: 17 HP Short: Junk Food Serious: Junk Food Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 25G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 1G Negotiate: 2G, 4G

Hush Puppy This wonderful spell will stop a dog from casting magic. Heals: 65 HP (Can pacify dog enemies) Short: HushPupe Serious: HushPuppy Obtain: Give a Hot Dog...? to the guest in the fourth room of the MTT Resort. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Starfait A sweet treat made of sparkling stars. Heals: 14 HP Short: Starfait Serious: Starfait Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 60G. Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Glamburger A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins. Heals: 27 HP Short: GlamBurg Serious: G. Burger Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 120G. Sell: 15G Negotiate: 16G, 21G

Legendary Hero Sandwich shaped like a sword. Increases ATTACK when eaten. Heals: 40 HP (+4 ATK for one battle) Short: Leg. Hero Serious: L. Hero Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 300G. Sell: 40G Negotiate: 41G, 53G

Face Steak Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton's face. (You don't feel like it's made of real meat…) Heals: 60 HP Short: FaceSteak (Fsteak if human is named drak, gigi or gugu) Serious: Steak Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 500G. One of a kind. Sell: 14G Negotiate: 15G, 20G

Popato Chisps Regular old popato chisps. Heals: 13 HP Short: PT Chisps Serious: Chips Obtain: Bought from True Lab vending machine for 25G. Sell: 35G Negotiate: 36G, 46G

Bad Memory ????? Heals: -1 HP or ALL HP (player has <4 HP) Short: BadMemory Serious: BadMemory Obtain: Choose [[ACT]] —>      —> ITEM when fighting         . Sell: 300G Negotiate: 301G, 378G

Dream The goal of “Determination.” Heals: 12 HP (out of battle) or 17 HP (in battle) Short: LastDream Serious: LastDream Obtain: Choose [[ACT]] -> Asriel Dreemurr -> Dream when fighting Asriel. Will fill empty space in inventory with Dreams. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

Weapons

Stick Its bark is worse than its bite. ATK: 0 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: Frisk Short: Stick Serious: Stick Obtain: Unlocked from the start of the game. One of a kind. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Toy Knife Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays. ATK: 3 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: Light Blue Short: Toy Knife Serious: Toy Knife Obtain: Found on Home balcony. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Tough Glove A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk. ATK: 5 Pattern: Single strike, then mash [Z] SOUL: Orange Short: TuffGlove Serious: Glove Obtain: Found in Dimensional Box or bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 50G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Ballet Shoes These used shoes make you feel incredibly dangerous. ATK: 7 Pattern: Three strikes SOUL: Blue Short: BallShoes Serious: Shoes Obtain: Found in Waterfall tall grass. One of a kind. Sell: 80G Negotiate: 81G, 103G

Torn Notebook Contains illegible scrawls. Increases INV by 6. (After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.) ATK: 2 (+6 INV) Pattern: Two strikes SOUL: Purple Short: TornNotbo Serious: Notebook Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 55G. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Burnt Pan Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal four more HP. ATK: 10 (+4 HP for all consumables) Pattern: Four strikes SOUL: Green Short: Burnt Pan Serious: Burnt Pan Obtain: Found in Hotland dual conveyor room. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Empty Gun An antique revolver. It has no ammo. Must be used precisely, or damage will be low. ATK: 12 Pattern: Four fast-moving strikes SOUL: Yellow Short: Empty Gun Serious: Empty Gun Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 350G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Worn Dagger Perfect for cutting plants and vines. ATK: 15 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: First human Short: WornDG Serious: W. Dagger Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Neutral or Pacifist run. One of a kind. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

Real Knife Here we are! ATK: 99 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: First human Short: RealKnife Serious: RealKnife Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Genocide run. One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Armor

Bandage It has already been used several times. DEF: 0 SOUL: Frisk Short: Bandage Serious: Bandage Obtain: Unlocked from the start of the game. One of a kind. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Faded Ribbon If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard. DEF: 3 SOUL: Light Blue Short: Ribbon Serious: Ribbon Obtain: Found in the pits puzzle of the Ruins. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Manly Bandanna It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it. DEF: 7 SOUL: Orange Short: Mandanna Serious: Bandanna Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 50G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Old Tutu Finally, a protective piece of armor. DEF: 10 SOUL: Blue Short: Old Tutu Serious: Tutu Obtain: Found behind waterfall in Waterfall. Sell: 80G Negotiate: 81G, 103G

Cloudy Glasses Glasses marred with wear. Increases INV by 9. (After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.) DEF: 6 (+9 INV) SOUL: Purple Short: ClodGlass Serious: Glasses Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 35G. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Temmie Armor The things you can do with a college education! Raises ATTACK when worn. Recovers HP every other turn. INV up slightly. DEF: 20 (+10 ATK, +1 HP every other turn, +1 INV) SOUL: Temmie Short: Temmie AR Serious: Tem.Armor Obtain: After buying tem pay 4 colleg from Temmie for 1000G (Neutral/Pacifist), the player can buy this armor for variable amounts of G. (Can be between 9999G and 750G, the more deaths occurred the cheaper it is). One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Stained Apron Heals 1 HP every other turn. DEF: 11 (+1 HP every other turn) SOUL: Green Short: StainApro Serious: Apron Obtain: Found in Hotland Apron room. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Cowboy Hat This battle-worn hat makes you want to grow a beard. It also raises ATTACK by 5. DEF: 12 (+5 ATK) SOUL: Yellow Short: CowboyHat Serious: CowboyHat Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 350G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Heart Locket It says "Best Friends Forever." DEF: 15 SOUL: First human Short: <--Locket Serious: H. Locket Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Neutral or Pacifist run. One of a kind. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

The Locket You can feel it beating. DEF: 99 SOUL: First human Short: TheLocket Serious: TheLocket Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Genocide run. One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Miscellaneous

Stick Its bark is worse than its bite. Type: Weapon Function: Can be thrown in or out of battle, pacifies dog enemies. Short: Stick Serious: Stick Obtain: Replace the stick as a weapon. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Punch Card Use to make punching attacks stronger in one battle. Use outside of battle to look at the card. Type: Battle Item Function: Add 6 ATK if used in battle while Tough Glove is equipped, look at card out of battle, three can be traded for one Nice Cream. Short: PunchCard Serious: PunchCard Obtain: One will be added to the Waterfall box for every Nice Cream purchased. Sell: 15G Negotiate: 16G, 21G

Annoying Dog A little white dog. It's fast asleep... Type: Dog Function: If used or dropped, it will absorb the Legendary Artifact and leave Dog Residue in the player’s inventory. Short: Annoy Dog Serious: Dog Obtain: Be in Legendary Artifact room while Legendary Artifact is still there. Sell: 999G Negotiate: 1000G, 1251G

Dog Residue Shiny trail left behind by a dog. Dog-shaped husk shed from a dog's carapace. Dirty dishes left unwashed by a dog. Glowing crystals secreted by a dog. Jigsaw puzzle left unfinished by a dog. Web spun by a dog to ensnare prey. Type: Dog Item Function: If used, fills up inventory with Dog Residue (and Dog Salad, but it’s less likely) Short: DogResidu Serious: D.Residue Obtain: Use or drop the Annoying Dog. Or use Dog Residue. Sell: 1-4G Negotiate: 2-5G, 4-7G

Mystery Key It is too bent to fit on your keychain. Type: Unique Function: If used on the door of the house next to Napstablook’s, it will unlock it. The key will break. Short: MystryKey Serious: Key Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 600G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

Undyne’s Letter Letter written for Dr. Alphys. Type: Unique Function: Can be used on Lab door to start date with Alphys. Short: UndynLetr Serious: Letter Obtain: Get the Neutral ending at least once, date Papyrus then Undyne, then talk to Undyne in Snowdin. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

Undyne Letter EX It has DON’T DROP IT written on it. Type: Unique Function: Can be used on Lab door to start date with Alphys. Can’t be dropped. Short: UndynLtrX Serious: Letter Obtain: Talk to Undyne after dropping Undyne’s Letter. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

[bublp0pr]

you know, sometimes i take a step back and wonder what i’m doing sticking around in a fandom that i’ve been obsessing over for a little over a year now and then i take a moment and look at my life and go...

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE SILLY INTERNET UNDERTALE TRASH. 

Papyrus is bae and goals and everything great and pure and perfect in this word. I will never forget our date my sweet skele-dove your spaghetti riddled its way to my heart from the word ‘boondoggle’ and every second in this world since you rejected me is that of a half life, a cursed life, and empty life. And yet, I forgive you. Truly you are a skeleton of unspeakable honourable standards and I respect that. You are the greatest Papyrus. The greatest.

Undyne is my spirit animal and thinking about her when no one else is around make me want to stand up, yell at the top of my lungs and roar like some beserker-mode she-hulk from hell and crush my opponents into the ground so hard they pulverise on contact. It makes me want to release all the energies of my soul in a punch of passion that leaves destruction in my midst and drives in me some warrior instinct I never knew i had.

Sans and Papyrus are the BroTP that i never knew my heart needed to survive but it most DEFINITELY does just... just take my soul already. The feels have melted it anyway. Take it. I don’t need it anymore, these skeletons are my heart. Their love is my love. Their life is my life. 

Chara and Asriel’s back story gives me feels so hard i break out the dramatic single tear whenever i hear His Theme and the full magnitude of every single shred of their implied history i hold in the most sacred of gravity, appreciating how their actions directly are interwoven into the entirety of Undertale’s main storyline.

Though their words come out like loud nasal clicking from an old-school gameboy system I can hear every word, every tone, every inflection, every hesitation, every last drop of emotion in those lines and their voices live on and resonate with me long after that text finishes loading or I press X.

Toriel. Asgore. Sans. Papyrus. Alphys. Undyne. Mettaton. Naptsablook. Asriel. Frisk. Chara. Flowey. Monster Kid. Muffet. Dogamy. Dogaressa. Moldsmall. Migosp. Whimsun. Vegetoid. Loox. Mad Dummy’s cousin (~you are the apple of my eye ;D). Specifically the Froggits who teach Frisk about showing a little mercy, showing respect for monsters by not skipping through all their dialogue all the time, contemplate the amount of frogs in the room and can arrange for all the monsters to change their names pink instead of yellow as a favour if you want. Not to mention the poor Froggit that Toriel gave a full on death glare when we tried to compliment lol. Snowdrake. IceCap. Gyftrot. Chilldrake. Doggo. Lesser Dog. Greater Dog. Snowman. Grillby. Nicecream Guy. That bunny who walks her brother bun on a leash. The bunny who finds that disturbing. The monster who spends all their time rearranging presents under a decorated tree. Mysterious person behind the door who loves the sound of me knocking their door. That wolf who constantly throws large blocks of ice from a machine into the water knowing it will cool down the core. The fish monster who threw out a pick up line. The dog who’s playing poker against himself and losing. The monster who talks about crowding in New Home and how people will start moving to Snowdin and slip on their butts. The bear who goes ‘thaaats politics’ and should really be elected mayor (I’d vote for you). The librarian who has to put up with the spelling mistake for their Librarby sign. The monster who wasted all of their school life on wordsearches to realise that it was actually worth it after all. The ladies who write the newspaper including the one who’s still in the process of writing a book. The rocks who play human and monster. The shopkeeper who makes the classic cinnamon bunnies and greets a traveller. The inn keeper and her kid who are kind enough to not charge you without staying the full night and give you a refund. The annoying dog. Shyren. Aaron ;). Woshua. Temmie. Jerry (ok... maybe i don’t appreciate him. But still. He’s memorable)  Moldbygg (i respect your space). That little monster who doesn’t know what a star is. That monster that just wants you to step on their face. The small bird that carries me over a disproportionately sized gap. The two monsters who must have made wishes to the echo flowers and laughed when they realised their dreams were one in the same. Gerson, who has the guts to stare a homocidal maniac in the eye and know they can’t do a thing to strike him down while he’s like this and actually calls the little demon out on it too; respect dude. Tsunderplane. Vulkin. Pyrope. RG01 and RG02 you crazy dragon and bunny lovers you ;D. Heats Flamesman (of course I can’t forget). Okkkkkkkkk clam guy (you’re such a poser). The Mettaton fans that couldn’t make it to work who were actually quite well-informed about what Mettaton’s demographics like. The school kid monsters who loitered around and celebrated the time off because of those activated traps even though they were already in summer holidays anyway lol. The poor sucker who spent all their money when they walked past Muffet’s sales bench. The lion who wanted to wear a dress like mettaton and looked fabulous wearing it btw. The dragon with a wife back at home he desperately had to call because of the broken elevator. The slime who, as a slime, had a legitimate disliking to the situation. Bratty and Catty. The poor janitor perpetually cleaning forever but never taking a break either (now that’s dedication). The fathah of the Snowdrake and his amalgamate wife, happily reuinited and accepting their son for the aspiring comedian he is. The monster who makes reservations for literally everything in the restaurant. The totally relatable guy who stuck it out with that plan like a socially awkward pro in there. The monster who loves his job and puzzles. The monster who hates his job and puzzles. Burgerpants, my man you bring cred to the minimum wage class. (...i’ll admit all the NPCs started to blur together by the time i reached the core but i’ll give it my best shot. *deep breath*) All dem mercenaries hired by Mettaton, the ones who looked like bananas as silhouettes, you know who you are. Night night Knight Knight, sleep tight (don’t let the bedbugs bite). Madjick. My mystical friend Final Froggit. Whimsalot. Astigmatism. In particular that one dude who liked the fire room and would try to find it when the core reshuffled itself and chill in there sometimes, something about that story really stuck with me. All those monsters in New Home kind enough to fill me in on the story of the dead prince and human. Alphys’ amalgamates: the bad memories, the one whose ‘attack’ was getting themselves attacked by bees and then setting them off on me, Endogeny, the one whose speech was overlapped from all the different people in them, the one with the giant monster mouth attack, the one who put a blanket over us that was absolutely adorable, the one that Frisk tried to check out in the shower that weirdo (good for you disappearing on us when we open the shower curtain and respecting your privacy, i’d get progressively more panicked if someone was trying to perv on me too) and the ones that disguised themself as a SAVE point and shock bubble symbol (classic but meta at the same time, really inventive you guys). And i’ve probably missed people... but yeah. Lots of memories. Lots of friends. Gotta love em all. 

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO LOVE UNDERTALE. AND I DAMN WELL DO. I DAMN WELL LOVE IT. AND I WANTED TO SAY THAT DAMMIT. 

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Hey. Betttttina, what. Are your top 5 favorite items from tithe undertale game? Mine are as follows: 5. Abandoned quiche, super hidden and funny. 4. Instant noodles, funny in pacifist and neutral, great in genocide. 3. Tem armor, OP. 2. Dog residue, funny and OP. 1. Annoying dog, GIMME BACK MY ARTIFACT!!!!

That’s a good question. :) I suppose my favorite items would be foods that I would like to eat myself:1, Butterscotch and/or cinnamon pie (who doesn’t love pie?)2, Nicecream (sweet treat that warms your heart with compliments on the wrapper? Come on!)3, Instant noodles (I do love me some ramen!)4, Starfait (sounds like a rich, glamourous dessert!)and 5, Hopes and Dreams, which you get in the Pacifist Route in the fight with Asriel. (I mean, I have no idea what they’d taste like, but they helped me so much in that final battle and I can’t help associating the epic music with that item. XD)

[thefruitdeli]

Merlin, doesn't this delicious whirlpool of frozen #banana look so amazing!? 🍌❤👅👏 This is how I make my banana icecream, or #nicecream: I take spotty bananas which have been freezing overnight, stick them in the oven (while it's off) for a few minutes while I get out my cutting board and dance around my kitchen for 5 minutes. Then I cut the bananas into slices, pop the insides out of their skin casing, and pour the chunks into my processor (I do at this way because it's simultaneously the most time effective and requires absolutely no plastic).Then I blend the pieces up and with a little patience this magic happens. You can have it by itself or as chocolate ice cream, strawberry, mint, Oreo - you name it. But yeah, this is the dream. One that's perfect for hot days like these. ;) - P.S.: For those who've made this, who else loves licking the blades once it's done? 🔪👅🍌 #hclf #vegan #nanaicecream #thisisvegan #sweet #foodporn #fruit #igers #white #blend #delicious #healthy #tasty #betterthannormalicecream #raw #reversediabetes #health https://www.instagram.com/p/BlWECFMAJTU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wkczjngmeokz

[twistednuns]

June 2018

Travelling makes me happy. Makes me feel like a more interesting person, makes my life feel much richer. I'm thankful for every opportunity I get to see the world. My time in Bali was fantastic. I carried around four books all the time and yet I only managed to read about 100 pages. There was just so much to do and see.

The word Geräuschkulisse

Roasting peaches on top of halloumi slices with a dash of honey and apple cider vinegar. Mmmh.

"Whether it’s meditation, reading, or trekking through Timbuktu, you must find something that gives you a happiness that is not contingent on others." One or two people about the importance of being alone.

Shopping at the market early on Saturday morning. The charming dude who sold me strawberries, mangoes and an avocado. Empty aisles at the drugstore. Carrying everything home in my huge trekking backpack, almost losing balance on the bike.

The rust-coloured &otherstories dress with tortoise shell buttons. Such a dream, alas, too small. Had to send it back. Sigh.

Going to Im Grünen Festival near the Austrian border with Markus. Stopping at Chiemsee for a swim. The band Leoniden covering the old Sugababes song Overload (got stuck in my head immediately). Realising that it keeps getting harder for me to be in bad company. The more I like myself the less I like others.

Veganz Choc Bar Coconut. Even more addictive than the dm bio coconut bars and the Rapunzel ones. Delicious.

Spending an evening with Franzi at the new rooftop beergarden. It's on top of a parking garage near Stachus!

Alessandro's HAND!SPA hand cream which comes in a little yellow macaron box and smells like lemon buttermilk.

I finally caved in and bought a SodaStream Crystal. Bye bye, bottled water and plastic waste! EDIT: I also got a high speed blender. Hello, nicecream!

Getting to know my new neighbour Silvie.

Making pink and yellow slime with the sixth-graders.

Learning about how brazil nuts grow. They're huddled against each other in a big shell! Weird. I never knew.

Reading Linnéas Jahrbuch, an old Swedish children's book favourite of mine. I love Lena Anderson's illustrations.

Thoughts about the monstera hype.

A small girl said goodbye to her friend one morning on the subway: "Dann noch ein schönes Leben!"

Such a busy Saturday. Getting all my affairs in order in the morning, writing long to-do-lists. Going grocery shopping, buying plants at Ries. Visiting Sabine, working on our song for the choir. Getting a message from Manu: his parents have a sales booth at the Africa festival in Munich and he doesn't wanna go alone. Going home, baking a cake, hurrying to the subway, meeting up with him and his mum. She got us in for free and I had such a nice evening there. Eating, drinking, walking around, talking to the parents, some friends, buying a ring, chili oil and lemon/orange pepper. Discussing art with his dad. Joking around with his mum. I felt very comfortable in that warm and familial atmosphere. Also, everyone kept thinking we were a couple. Mh.

Hanging out at Maria Einsiedel on a Sunday afternoon. Reading. Only jumping into the Eiskanal once. Very refreshing. I like that feeling as if thounsands of tiny needles were pricking your skin, just a little bit.

Climbing. Up the monkey bars, the wall in the boulder room, over the fence. It's nice to feel strong and capable, earn that sense of accomplishment, to feel your muscles working.

Solving two anagrams after staring at those words for almost two hours.

Feeling like wonderwoman. I don't know what happened but since the beginning of 2018 I've been feeling like a completely different person. I'm much happier, I have more energy. I enjoy getting things done and going the extra mile - often quite literally when I simply walk to the next bus stop instead of waiting, or when I start cleaning or doing things that are not absolutely necessary. I'm starting to feel like myself. To come closer to my true sense of being. It took me ten years longer than I thought it would but I guess I needed to take the long route.

I made sweet potato toast for the first time. A great savoury breakfast option!

Murakami's Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. The book is almost 800 pages long and I'm not quite finished but I have to say that so far I like it even more than Kafka on the Shore. All those visionary women, the shadow world - and the stories about the Soviet–Japanese border conflicts during the Second World War (submarines, sitting in wells, shooting zoo animals, being skinned alive) creep the shit out of me. I also love the focus on neat clothing in that book.

Safiya Nygaard is a good/weird person. Seriously. All those pop-culture references. Thank you, sister.

Playing around with the Bitmoji app (and the fact that mine looks a bit like Rachel Weisz).

Terrazzo tiles.

Booking my flights to Australia and Indonesia! I'm so excited. I've never travelled alone for more than a few days and now I'm going to be away for almost a month. I'm gonna spend almost 27 hours on planes on my way to Brisbane. What an adventure.

Ulli Lust's graphic novels.

My new yoga class. I'm going to be there every Wednesday, cursing myself and my decision to commit to this. It's exhausting and weird but so good for me. But I've already found out that I'm able to put my feet behind my head in a backwards bend. Way to go.

Learning how to use a potter's wheel. I didn't do too well because you need to stick to rules (something I'm bad at - at least when it comes to art) but turning and shaping the semi-hard pots afterwards is so much fun; exactly my thing. I need to practise, it's awesome to see a vase growing between your hands.

Miranda July's The First Bad Man at Kammerspiele Munich. This is the most hilarious and entertaining production I've ever seen in a theatre, I suppose. Anna Drexler reminds me of Birgit Minichmayr and has a lot of comedic talent. And Brandy Butler, geez, that voice. You could see quite clearly that someone had a lot of fun putting this play together.

Love in Translation

"If I'm not the love of your life I'll be the greatest loss instead." - Rupi Kaur (and the first part of her poetry collection The Sun and Her Flowers - I thought her poems about losing love were very relatable)

Meeting the bees! I designed honey jar labels last year and now I got to know the industrious little workers behind our product. We harvested and pressed the honey - I even petted the bees, they are so soft. I had a pretty nice day. And I love crushing honeycombs with my bare hands. Good texture and a very satisfying feeling.

Going dancing for the first time in... a very long time. I met up with Frank and Claudia at Import Export, took a picture of the fake Pommesbude and had actually quite a lot of fun doing silly moves, talking to Frank. It was weird because we kept saying the same thing at pretty much the same time. So that means we're still the same kind of lame/awesome?

[askfriskandcompany]

Is Gaster a PHD or an MD because if he's not an MD, he's have to get that medication he was offering Sans in Sweet Dreams and Nicecreams illegally, since a PHD can't prescribe drugs.

He’s a PHD, but like any normal person, he can get his son some over-the-counter stuff if he’s in pain.

-TQ

[tossyv-blog]

Nice cream for lunch, freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juice for afternoon tea, now soup on the go for tea, inspired by @medicalmedium ‘s recipe today. Celery, garlic and onions. I added some extras like sweet potatoes, 3 types of seaweed, burdock, and ginger. So looking forward to it. All these recipes for soup, juice and herbal tea are inspired by @medicalmedium and @jonny_juicer and others. One day my dream will come true. I will eventually be well and healthy. Anyone want to join me? Looking back 7 years, I spent 24 hrs a day in my chair in the lounge room wracked with pain, barely ate or drank, only if it was given to me. What a Trojan of a husband I have to see this through. And it wasn’t the first time. So onwards and upwards. I see a fresh salad on the horizon too. I thank the Angels for guiding me along the way. #medicalmedium #jonnyjuicer #salad #juice #nicecream #healingsoup #healingvegetables #mygardentreasures #vegan #seavegetables #herbs #spices #soup #angels

[tartesandrecreation]

My beautiful lunch with a blueberry heart in honour of my dear friend's @odilejp birthday 🎂 ♥ 🎉 we haven't met yet but we will in just about three weeks and I seriously can't wait! 👭 lunching on this festive and springy acai bowl topped with berries and coconut pralines now and dreaming about adventures to come, friends to hug and kitties to cuddle (talking about you @bulleandvalentine 😻) #vegan #veganfood #veganblog #foodblog #vegangirl #veganfriends #smoothie #smoothiebowl #winter #vitamins #healthy #sweet #chia #parfait #homemade #organic #recipe #vegantravel #foodporn #veganfoodporn #plantbased #crueltyfree #fruit #studentlife #fitfood #nicecream #acai #berry #coconut #chocolate http://ift.tt/2mS5j7Y

[askfriskandcompany]

So in Sweet Dreams and nicecreams, the Gasters are recounting Entry 13. You can tell which gaster is speaking because it was established that the text box for AFAC gaster is opaque and the box for MWSIH!Gaster is transparent. Given the art style of Undyne's file matches TQ's artwork and has the oqaque wingdings text, I conclude that Gaster experimented on Undyne as a child. I wonder if she remembers this?

He never got very far on her. He had plans to do worse though. All she would remember is having to do volunteer work at the Core for sometimes, and Gaster doing tests to identify her soul type and general stats. He found that she was a determination soul, and unusually sturdy for a monster, which meant she’d have a greater chance of surviving in the void. But he never did actually send her there. Sans and Alphys confronted him before he did.

-TQ