#swift and company

[stone-cold-groove]

Swift’s Space Travel Guide - 1958.

[storytellingbadger]

Turns out Old Moon and Solar's Sun "Swift" have a lot in common.

Both are back from the dead. Both feel responsible for the devastation and destruction they left behind. Both are a little lost, trying to forge places in a family that went on without them. Both fiercely love their brothers. Both mourn a life that's long behind them.

As it transpires, they also both love numbers and mathematics, and bond over chess and sudoku.

Unexpected besties.

Based on my TSAMS AU Celestial Phenomena over on AO3. Mind the ratings.

[tw1nkee28]

The sillies,,, for @edenkyubiko and @sw11ft

Plus Eden's commission :33

[all-too-unwell-13]

'the prophecy' by taylor swift is the most annabeth to percy coded song ever written

[stupidheadwisp]

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[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 03

PREVIOUS

In the Fluent Freshman AU I could see a moment where Andrew kind of misses having Renee around. She was a nice quiet support for him during her time at Palmetto and now she’s graduated. Bee suggests that Andrew try and make a new friend, he can try with someone on the team even.

Andrew, initially, thinks it’s a stupid idea. He real hates pretty much every sophomore (Jack’s group) and pretty much all of the new freshmen irritate him since they’re always trying to steal Neil’s attention with all their fucking problems. The only freshman that he has no opinion on (and therefore is miles and miles ahead of everyone else) is the quiet one that he glowered at pretty early on for staring at Neil’s scars.

Except now, with the knowledge that the kid is a foreign language major, he was probably just trying to figure out what language him and Neil were talking in since the kid isn’t phased at all when Neil absentmindedly used his shirt to wipe away sweat on his face. Everyone else had LOOKED but the kid had just continued on as if it were nothing.

Nicky likes him a fair bit and has assured both Andrew and Neil, after the fourth time the kid power walked away from them, that he’s not homophobic just due to circumstances public displays of affection make him deeply uncomfortable. The Foxes have pasts and if the kid isn’t going to make it their problem then Andrew isn’t about to get irritated over it.

(Nicky doesn’t elaborate that those circumstances being that he understands that Andrew is telling Neil all the places (geographical locations) that he wants to kiss Neil and where he’d do it. He’s really not a prude but how did watching Cars 2 result in this level of dirty talk?! He’s just trying to actually get to see these movies everyone keeps referencing so that he can join in on the conversation)

The kid’s quiet company the few times Andrew’s been in it and Neil has been making some slow progress on getting the kid to open up. Andrew knows that the kid has his own weekly meetings with Betsy and he’s not about to pry.

(It’s social anxiety and stress related. No he has not told Betsy about the whole Russian situation because she’d be mad at him right? Everyone keeps telling him that Betsy and Andrew Minyard are close and that Andrew is her favorite even if she can’t admit to having something like that. She’s nice but what if she gets mad about it and tells Wymack that he’s not fit mentally to be on the team? Then what? He can’t afford college without a sports scholarship. Oh god- Betsy spends a lot of time walking him through stress relief and not worst case scenario-ing every interaction)

Andrew figures that if nothing else this kid is fine with sitting in stony silence. If it doesn’t work then w/e he tried.

So, to Fluent Freshman’s absolute horror and dismay, Andrew Minyard starts to hang around him even when Captain Neil ISN’T AROUND. He becomes unbeatable at Poker and fluent in Japanese if not fully literate.

Once it’s just Andrew and Fluent Freshman sitting in absolute silence for an hour. This might be the nicest time Andrew’s had with someone not part of his family since Renee left. “You ever consider learning Russian?” Andrew asks.

Fluent Freshman’s award winning performance starts here.

“No, I have never considered taking Russian classes here.” He responds turning a page in his book on Esperanto (he thinks it’d be fun) because why take a class for a language he’s already fluent in. He’s bad at lying but he’s GREAT at just not saying the truth.

Andrew doesn’t say anything in response and they continue to sit in silence until Fluent Freshman has to get up and go quietly have a panic attack.

Everyone, except Nicky, all think that Fluent Freshman’s the second coming of Andrew’s general apathy. Bee is proud of Andrew for willingly sitting next to someone in almost complete silence. Andrew says it helps that there’s someone else like him (Bee is confused because Fluent Freshman is known to bring his own brown paper bag to hyper-ventilate into but she says nothing.)

Only Nicky knows the full extent. Fluent Freshman is doing breathing exercises, taking pepto bismol to help his stress related stomach ulcer, and considering using his art gen-ed for theater so that he can commit to this bit better.

Fluent Freshman kind of gets used to Andrew’s quiet company until one day they’re an hour and a half into their usual absolute silence when Fluent Freshman gets up to grab something Andrew looks at him and goes “Hey wanna learn how to use a knife?” And Fluent Freshman stiffens up and straight up faints.

NEXT

[ehlnofay]

if tesvi ever does come out the ONLY thing I care about is that there is at least one mentally ill character and they are portrayed with nuance and care. I think we are owed this after whatever the fuck they were doing in oblivion

[naramdil]

why does google care so much if my storage is 74% full..... only marie kondo gets to tell me to asses the objects in my life

[rated-s-for-shenanigans]

band of brothers characters as taylor swift lyrics

dick winters- marjorie. ‘never be so polite, you forget your power/never wield such power you forget to be polite’

lewis nixon- fortnight. ‘i was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic’

carwood lipton- nothing new. ‘how can a person know everything at eighteen and nothing at twenty-two?’

ronald spiers- vigilante shit. ‘they say looks can kill and i might try’

david webster- the lakes. ‘take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die/i don’t belong here and my beloved neither do you.’

joeseph liebgott- mr. perfectly fine. ‘hello, mr. perfectly fine/how’s your heart after breaking mine’

eugene roe- epiphany. ‘crawling up the beaches now/sir i think he’s bleeding out/and some things you just can’t speak about.’

babe heffron- would’ve, could’ve, should’ve- ‘god rest my soul, i miss who i used to be/the tomb won’t close, stained glass windows in my mind/i regret you all the time’

george luz- i can do it with a broken heart. ‘i was grinning like i’m winning/i was hitting my marks/cause i can do it with a broken heart’

joe toye- mastermind. ‘if you fail to plan, you plan to fail/strategy sets the scene for the tale/i’m the wind in our free-flowing sails/and the liquor in our cocktails’

wild bill guarnere- new romantics. ‘we are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet/baby, we’re the new romantics, the best people in life are free’

donald malarkey- death by a thousand cuts. ‘saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts/flashbacks waking me up/i get drunk but it’s not enough’

skip muck and alex penkala- champagne problems. ‘how evergreen our group of friends/don’t think we’ll say that word again’

drop any suggestions in the comments! or if you'd like to see some other characters

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Might write a Stan actor oneshot at some point once summer starts because it just hit me that this summer is the last year I’ll be an actress for my theater company, the one I’ve been with for seven going on eight years and I find it absolutely insane. Like…I’ll be a fucking director of some sort next year which is INSANE. And idk I feel like my feelings towards this are very ugly sentimental and Stan Marsh coded lmfaoo

[tardigradesonthemoon]

my favorite outfit from each era

[stone-cold-groove]

Quality guarded all the way. An ad for Swift’s Brookfield butter, eggs and cheese - 1946.

[sprnklersplashes]

being aromantic and autistic basically just means I relate to the prophecy by taylor swift in a way that absolutely no-one else understands

[tw1nkee28]

Bwaahhh art challenge thing to get me out of burnout

I don't know what I'm doing anymore HGSHD

Plus some side quests.... For @/sw11ft, beloved Unc

[taylurking101]

After reading the Blake Lively lawsuit, I understand why so many female celebs get hate out of nowhere.

Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, Monica Lewinsky, Rachel Zegler, and now Blake Lively... The list goes on and on.

If a woman is successful, the media perceives them as "annoying", "slut", "mean", "cold", etc. All it takes is a viral hate tweet to turn the tide against them. A bunch of thinkpieces about the woman's behaviour and bam, she's hated for no reason.

Insane tactics, I swear.

[skyler10fic]

You'll see me in hindsight / Tangled up with you all night / Burning it down

Someday when you leave me / I bet these memories / Follow you around

Say you'll remember me / Standing in a nice dress / Staring at the sunset, babe

Red lips and rosy cheeks / Say you'll see me again / Even if it's just pretend