#teen brigade

[heckcareoxytwit]

Rick Jones and Marlo Chandler prepare for their wedding by going on their night outs on separate parties. Marlo Chandler, along with her mother and Betty Ross, go for a girls night out on a Bachelorette Party with She-Hulk, Invisible Woman, Lyja the Skrull, Scarlet Witch and Crystal. Whereas Rick Jones has a bachelor night with Hulk, Captain America, Vision, Quicksilver, Doc Samson, Silver Surfer, Ben Grimm, Iron Man, War Machine, Namor and his old friends from the Teen Brigade.

In the veterans hall, Rick's bachelor party is in full swing. As the Hulk's allies and superheroes converse with each other, members of the Teen Brigade spike the punch. Suddenly, the party is crashed by a costumed woman calling herself the Ecdysiast, hired for the party. Captain America thinks he hired a magician, but is quickly horrified to discover that she is actually a stripper when she shows herself off to Rick. Hulk tells Captain America not to tell Betty about this, wondering what she would think about such objectification of the human body. However, the ladies have all gone to a male strip club where they are having a wild time. Suddenly, the party is crashed by some armed gunmen who have come to rob the patrons. Their mistake, however, is in choosing the night the club is full of female superheroes. Later that night, Rick's party quiets down for the screening of an adult film. After the Vision uses his powers to fix the projector, they are all in for a surprise when the woman in the film turns out to be Rick's bride-to-be.

Incredible Hulk v1 #417, 1994

Click on Keep Reading for the bonus picture which is the cover of this comic...

[marveltournaments]

[nerds-yearbook]

Kang the Conquer (Rama-Tut) from the year 3000 was introduced in Avengers 8, with a cover date of September 1964. The time traveler was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. On his first encounter with the Avengers, he defeated all of them, with the exception of the Wasp. Kang would go on to join the top Pantheon of Marvel villians. After the defeat of Thanos at the end of the movie Avenger's: End Game, Kang was being set up as the new main villian of the MCU "Multiverse Saga" (phases four, five, and six). However, after the actor protraying Kang (Jonathon Majors) was accused of domestic abuse, Disney considered changing this. Avengers: The Kang Dynasty was retitled Avengers: Doomsday. Around the same time, Marvel announced that they were bringing Robert Downey Jr (formerly Iron Man) back as Dr. Doom. ("Kang, the Conquer", The Avengers 8#, Marvel Comic, Event)

[onlylonelylatino]

The Defenders and America Chavez in Vengeance by Nick Dragotta

[smbhax]

From "The Invasion of the Lava Men!" in The Avengers #5, May 1964. Stan Lee script, Jack Kirby pencils & co-plot, Paul Reinman inks, Stan Goldberg(?) colors, Sam Rosen letters.

[nerdherderette]

Broken Things

It's been fifteen years, and Derek still has feelings about that Jeep.

[excerpt] “Stiles loved that Jeep,” the Sheriff says with a wistful smile. “It was Claudia’s. When he left it behind…” He turns his gaze elsewhere, at some distant spot beyond Derek’s shoulder.

Derek feels a claw rip through the fragile paper. He’s not sure if the Sheriff changed his mind about allowing Derek to take the Jeep. He doesn’t know what he’ll do if he did.

“I’m doing my best. And I know; I want to get it up and running.” Derek wonders whether the Sheriff thinks he’s fixing it up for resale, or souping it up for an off-road joyride. Both possibilities leave him with an icy anger in his gut.

The Sheriff must understand what he feels, because his face softens. “What I meant is that Stiles loved that Jeep. He put whatever little savings he had into keeping that thing running. So, if he left it behind…” He runs his hand through his hair and sighs. “Sometimes, things are too broken to be fixed.”

Derek nods slowly. He understands. But he also knows it’s not just that things break down. It's that sometimes, people give up on them, too.

Rating: G

Word count: 3.9k

Tags: Canon divergence; Fix-It; Mechanic Derek Hale; Dad Derek Hale; Derek Hale's Complicated Feelings; Pining; Past Stydia; Gen/Pre-slash; Hopeful Ending; Implied Happy Ending; Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski; Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things; POV Derek Hale

A prompt Fill for @j-nightingalesb1tch. Also inspired by @mrkgrl's art.

Read it here on AO3

[pistamiilk]

greatest image ever

[yusuke-of-valla]

I have a lot of thoughts about SEES with the baby berries specifically because I frankly don't think it's 1:1 with how they interact with Ken because Ken's more mature than them generally but also isn't in Emo 14 year old mode

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

[themagical1sa]

Genuinely keep forgetting you're twenty

You're 17 to me. Maybe 18

Teen 🫵

I also keep forgetting my own age and keep thinking I'm fifteen tho. so

I am once again clocked younger than I actually am

it do be like that sometimes bestie

[paleontaxi]

//also been thinking about the bitterness in jarod’s voice when he says, “she always liked bob.”

[daydreamerdrew]

The Avengers (1963) #14

[don-lichterman]

New Trailers This Week | Week 49 (2022)

New Trailers This Week | Week 49 (2022)

Here are the new movies trailers from this week! What are you excited to see? ► Buy Movie Tickets: https://www.fandango.com/?cmp=Trailers_YouTube_Desc Subscribe to the channel and click the bell icon to be notified of all the hottest trailers: http://bit.ly/2CNniBy 00:00 You People 01:18 Teen Wolf: The Movie 03:26 M3GAN 05:43 Infinity Pool 07:54 The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck 09:33…

[starlingbite]

But God, I love the English

Graphic made by the very talented @skyhighrollins911

Read Chapter One on A03

Wordcount: 24.5k Chapter: 1/7 Rating: Teen & Up

“Finally,” Bobby punctuates the word by wedging his clipboard under his arm. “We’ve got a special guest joining us for the next six weeks. As you should all be aware, Chimney recently signed up for the LAFD/LFB exchange programme. He will be spending the next six weeks in England seeing how they do things over there, meanwhile, we have one of London Fire Brigade’s finest joining us. He’s already been up at the Academy for the past few days getting some extra training to learn how we do things over here before officially starting here next week. He’ll be shadowing us for the first few days and then he’ll be a fully-fledged part of the team until he returns home. I'm sure he’ll have lots of questions so please help him out. I expect you all to make him feel welcome.”

“Uh Cap?” Hen’s the one to ask which is great because Eddie’s coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, “Does this Brit have a name?”

Bobby frowns and retrieves his clipboard to peer at the name he has scrawled down at the very bottom of the sheet. 

“Evan Buckley. Send him my way if you see him, won’t you?”

Or: Buck is British, and Eddie has a big fat crush on him even though he knows he's only around for six weeks.

**** This is the British!Buck fic I've been banging on about for way too long! Hope everyone enjoys. The whole fic is complete and I will be posting each chapter every few days.

If anyone wanted to be tagged in updates for this, please let me know!

@calinaannehart, @thebestbooksaround, @devirnis, @spotsandsocks, @bigfootsmom, @dr-shortsighted-owl

[emo-batboy]

thoughts on battinson with his like seven kids and they have to suffer through everyone wanting to fuck him cause have you seen him??

Alright so this response kinda works in a competely separate realm of canon than what I usually post. I’m gonna preface that right now, but BOY do I have thoughts :D

So when I think of Battinson and his (non)accidental orphan acquisition, I see Battinson as being on a much more even playing field emotionally than most other iterations. He’s not really as stoic and put-together, so having kids (especially multiple) would cause a LOT more chaos and drama. So in this case, I like to think that it happens at a very rapid rate. (Again, I’m saying this because this require straying from the film’s canon to a much larger degree than I usually do.) SO by the time he’s 32, he has an 11yo Dick, a 9yo Jason, and an 8yo Tim. And they probably grow with him much like teen parents do with their kids. He’s not as authoritative as most parents. Instead, he starts out as like half older brother, half dad, then graduates to the roll of batdad after his whole vengeance era.

THAT ALL BEING SAID!! BECAUSE THEY’RE SO MUCH OLDER AND BRUCE IS YOUNGER, THEY DEAL WITH A LOOOOTTTTTT OF CREEPY LADIES TRYING GO GET WITH THEIR DAD. (AND THEY ARE VERY. SMART. FOR THEIR AGE)

Dick, older brother and the leader of the “Save Dad and Our Childhood Innocence” brigade teaches the three everything there is to know. He is the most experienced with these awful public events like galas and charity auctions, so he is in control.

And it is SO much easier to get the creepy suitors to back off when they work as a team

Dick talks everyone’s ears off. He’s the golden boy (getting perfect grades and gold medals in his school’s gymnastics team) so he EASILY gets away with distracting people

Dick will insert himself into adult conversations all the time, and Bruce always lets him, which allows Jason and Tim to wreak havoc on whatever target they chose.

Whenever it isn’t too obvious or it’s late enough in the night, Jason will fake a cold or a headache sometimes (he’s prone to falling sick) and Bruce will insist that he take his kid home and tuck him into bed himself, very fatherly

Tim uses his Youngest Child points to woo the nicer ones and direct them away from Bruce, but it doesn’t usually works on the gold diggers (and thank god because Tim HATES acting cute) so he’ll use it on Bruce instead

When those three plans don’t work, the three gremlins start getting Creative TM

Jason, taking a swig from some wine glass and proceeding to spray it all over Vicky Vale’s white dress: “This isn’t grape juice!”

Tim, resident iPad kid and (despite popular belief) The Most Evil of the Three, sees some lady touching his batdad so he finds her phone number on an online directory and prank calls her every time she gets too close

Suitor: “Your father is very handsome.” Dick: “My father’s dead :(” “…” “Oh wait, you mean Bruce! Yeah, he’s nice.”

One lady starts hanging off of Bruce, but he needs to run off to say hello to an investor. Jason appears from nowhere in his dapper little tux and the lady just says, “So uhh, you like the Wiggles, right?” Jason: “Nope! Have you ever read Crime and Punishment? :)”

Dick “accidentally” slaps some obnoxious guests with his wild hand gestures “Oh no! I’m so sorry :(( Let me get you an ice pack” and pulls them away while the other two hide their laughter

One of the ladies who is WAY too comfortable and forward when flirting with Bruce is forced to sit down with Tim and he goes in head first “what are you doing with my dad?” “oh you know what adults do, honey. Messing around, having fun” and he’s like “well My dad doesn’t look interested” “of course he is! who knows? Maybe we’ll hit it off and make another one of you one day” which gives Tim intense psychic damage, but he’s a horrible little brat so he doesn’t give up. He hits her with the innocent doe eyes and asks in the cutest fucking voice “Where do babies come from?” she BOOKS IT (they never see her again)

Anyway, to answer your question: they are little terrors. and Bruce knows they’re little terrors, but he doesn’t care because he hates the creepy attention even more than they do, but this way it comes with a show :D

[girlactionfigure]

Earlier I posted a video of a speech that Netanyahu gave about 4 IDF heroes from October 7th.

I just learned that one of them, Lieutenant Avichail Reuven, was a troubled at-risk teen who was heading down the wrong road (pic on left) but he managed to turn his life around and became not only a distinguished IDF officer in the Paratroopers Brigade (pic on right) but also a massive hero as he took selfless action on October 7th as described in this speech.

Great respect to you Lieutenant Avichail Reuven!!