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(Rainbow Quest, based off of someone’s meme video)
Sabre: I will kill you, Void Steve!
Void Steve: That’s impossible. I am the gate that contains some-
Void Steve, seeing some cheese:
Sabre:
Void Steve: Cheese.
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 9 months
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Transcript: Machine, people want us to "do the do".
How would that even work, Machine?
We don't have lips with which we can tenderly kiss.
I suppose my hand could go down here and- Oh yes. That's nice.
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minionresearch · 1 year
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Hello!
My name is moukies (she/they), and I am a queer/trans Black editor who specializes in sensitivity readings and cultural consultations. Pleased to e-meet you! :)
I am looking to build my roster of clients, and have created my own service, moukies editing, with the express intent of promoting my skillset and establishing myself as a freelance editor.
If you don't know what sensitivity readings are, they are essentially having someone with the lived experiences of your characters (for example, black characters, gay characters, non-binary characters, Muslim characters, disabled characters, etc.) read over your manuscript and point out what they feel is realistic, authentic, and resonates with them, as well as areas of improvement and stereotypes that are harmful and reductive in nature.
The purpose of a sensitivity reader is to help you avoid those pitfalls and polish your manuscript with the experience and authenticity of someone who shares the identity of your characters.
If you book with me, you can expect in-line comments within your document (preferably Word (.docx) format, please), as well as a write-up at the end. My aim is to ask you pointed questions, help you realize areas you excel in and areas you could work on, and get you to think critically and be introspective about some unconscious biases or habits you may fall into within your writing.
If that sounds of interest to you and you would like to work with me, please send me an inquiry at [email protected], and tell me about the story, the word count (this is crucial), what you're looking for in a sensitivity read (specifically if there's any characters you want me to pay special attention to), and how soon (or late) you'd like it returned. Default turnaround time is two (2) weeks, which is rather speedy since the norm is 3 - 4 weeks!
You can also find out more in my pinned tweet, and for those of you with curious minds and who like exhaustive detail (including genres/mediums I read for and my rates), you can find that under the cut!
Thank you for taking the time to read this! Have a wonderful morning, day, afternoon, evening, or night!! :) 💕💝❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜💖🤍🩶🤎🖤
I have been doing this for several years now, and I would like to do it full-time because I'm good at it. Like, damned good at it. Not only has it reinvigorated my childhood love for reading and voracious appetite for literature, it also allows me to channel my critical thinking skills towards your works and help parlay that into something that benefits both you and me.
I've edited manuscripts for everyone from independent writers to those repped by publishers like Penguin Random House, Macmillan, HarperCollins, and more. I excel at what I do, and now I want to do it for you!
My preferred genres are fiction and specifically fantasy, but I will read pretty much anything. I also read for erotica and NSFW stuff, as well as fanfiction, so if you want to feel secure that your black and/or queer characters aren't harmful depictions, then I'm your go-to pal for that.
Payment is based on word count, and my rate is $0.009/word. I usually have a turn-around time of two weeks, but that might scale depending on the length of your manuscript. I work on a half-up front, half-upon completion system (or alternatively, you can pay in full upfront if you'd like), and payment can be received here. The email for paypal payments is [email protected] or PayPal.me/sabouraleh, in case the links don't work on mobile.
If you want a quicker turn around time, I can most likely accommodate that, at anywhere from a 1.25 to 1.5x multiplier of my rate, depending on just how fast you want the feedback returned to you. Next day feedback is possible, in some cases, but is of course subject to the multiplier.
If you have ever donated to me in the past, send me a screenshot of it and you'll get a 10% discount off your first two reads. If you like what I do and am satisfied with the result, please do recommend me to your friends, I'm always looking to take on clients.
I do reserve the right to decline a project, and if I find the material within the manuscript extremely objectionable, I reserve the right to cancel and refund you. I am not easily disturbed, however, but I thought I'd mention that anyways.
Here is a list of stuff I read for. I'll also include the two levels of edits I do, "Write-Up" (this is shorter and quicker, with no in-line comments), and "Sensitivity Read" (this is the premium package with the in-line comments, thought-provoking/armour-piercing questions, guaranteed to make you do some introspection, and write-up at the end).
What I read for:
The following are topics (and genres) I’m willing to read for. If something is not listed here, it doesn’t necessarily mean I don’t read for it! I am definitely willing to broaden my horizons, so feel free to ask.
Topics:
Race (Black)
Ethnicity (Somali)
Religion (Islam)
Sexuality (Queer)
Gender (Non-binary, trans)
Mental Health (ADHD, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, OCD)
Disabilities (Physical, IBS, GERD)
Body Image Issues
Gender Identity Issues
Abuse (Domestic, Physical, Emotional, Mental, CSA)
Racism/Anti-Blackness (microaggressions, discrimination, dehumanization)
Poverty
Islamophobia
Homophobia
Transphobia
Genres/Mediums
Fantasy (Especially Urban Fantasy)
Noir/Neo-Noir
Sci-Fi
Thriller
Mystery
Whodunnit
LGBTQ+ (anything queer, especially MLM)
Children's Books
Young Adult
Comic Books
Manga
Anime
Video Games
Geek Fandom
In addition to original fiction, I also read for fan fiction and erotica/NSFW content.
SERVICES OFFERED
Write-Up
No, not like when you get in trouble at work! (You won’t get in trouble, I promise.) In academic terms, think of the write up or a full-sensitivity read as a peer-reviewed work, vetted by those with the expertise in the relevant experience(s).
This is the simplest service I offer. I read your work and write-up my thoughts. This includes areas I think you did well, and areas of improvement.
The content contained within the edits are suggestions, not expectations for change, and it is ultimately your work and your decision as to whether or not to incorporate the feedback.
Turn-around time is usually two weeks, but depending on the length or requested turn around time, this is subject to change.
Quicker requested turn-arounds are subject to a 1.25x to 1.5x multiplier, depending on how soon you would like the material returned with my notes.
I work on a half upfront, half upon completion payment model, via PayPal only. You can pay in full upfront, if you so desire.
The price for this is $0.007 USD/word.
Sensitivity Reading
The fact that you’re even here indicates your desire to do right by the marginalized communities represented in your work. That shows your intentions are good, and I would be delighted to help make your literary dreams come true.
You will receive in-line comments and feedback as I read through your piece, as well as a detailed Editor’s Letter, explaining areas of strength and pin-pointing areas of improvement, as well as suggestions for how to resolve any issues raised.
As always, the feedback are ultimately only suggestions as opposed to expectations, and you are free to choose what you take away from the feedback provided.
Turn-around time is usually two weeks, but depending on the length or requested turn around time, this is subject to change. Quicker requested turn-arounds are subject to a 1.25x to 1.5x multiplier, depending on how soon you would like the material returned with my notes.
I work on a half upfront, half upon completion payment model, via PayPal only. You can pay in full upfront, if you so desire.
The price for this is $0.009 USD/word.
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questionprompts · 1 year
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what loot does your oc drop on death
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Sauron: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!
Gil-Galad: *walks up to Sauron* Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my people, and now, I am going to FUCK you!
Numenorian Army: …
Elven Army: …
Dwarves: …
Orcs: …
Adar: Well, THIS just got interesting.
Elrond: *whispering* It's “fuck you UP”, sire.
Gil-Galad: ...Wait, what did I say?
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aita-polls · 10 days
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AITA for dating my friend's ex even though she doesn't want me to? (It's an EX, things ended between them over an year ago)
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the-black-bulls · 2 months
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Magna: Jerk.
Luck: Idiot.
Magna: Maniac.
Luck: Delinquent.
Magna: Psycho.
Luck: Dunce.
Magna: Wait, weren’t we supposed to look after Asta?
Luck: Nah, he’s probably fine.
Magna: Yeah, probably.
Luck: Stupid.
(bonus)
Asta, somewhere in a cave: I am certain they will come save me any moment now.
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Person A: The word “gay” is actually an acronym.
Person A: God Actually doesn’t mind if You’re gay.
Person B: God Accepts You.
Person C: God Always Yugoslavia.
Person D: Gandalf Ate Yoda.
Person E: Stop adding random acronyms to this, it was beautiful at first and now it’s not.
Person F: God Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because YOLO!
Person E: I’m going to vomit on you.
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Casey: Kill them with kindness? April: Yeah- Casey: WRONG, CRICKET BAT!
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luffyvace · 6 months
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Hello first of all- Omg my new fav author I LOVE UR WRITING SM LIKE ???? APBDISBRQKOZ
I found your blog form the author!Reader the anon who ask haz a creative mind I loved the 2 post sm I already got addicted to it I hope u Dont mind me requesting sm form it
Imagine Kusuo getting a notification (he seems like the one has his phone on dnd but has his notification open for his s/o in all media) of her post sm in one of there public social platform saying "I'm turning into my emo phase if this writer block doesn't move on form me " and when checking her private acc (the it's only access for him and her older friend) she is all memes about her writer block and her saying "if I stop writing I give all my books and series to you my friend" just her and overreacting to her block writer
Hiii!! THANK YOU CUTIE!! It always makes me so happy to hear I can share my hobbies with others <3 ahhh I see! Of course I don’t mind dear :)
ohh so if I’m getting this right it’s Saiki finding readers second blog (in which she mostly posts unserious stuff about her writers block) I believe I get what ya mean :}
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Lol if feel like almost every writer has they’re side blogs or blog where they not a writer they just read other’s stuff
and to me this blog seems like a kinda funny vent blog where reader can just complain about her writers block whenever she has it
LOL imagine going inactive on that acc for weeks and saiki’s wondering if you forgot about it or forgot the password but you just simply have had a lot of motivation lately
then all the sudden you come back and your rebloging all types of relatable author memes and making posts about how ‘your going emo because you have writers block’
honestly it’s kinda ironic to him
he likes your posts on both accounts to support even when your do have writers block
cuz who’s likes a guy who ups and leaves when you don’t have motivation?
the first time you threatened to give your books away he knew you were joking but at the same time he was like ‘wait don’t give all your books away they can’t write it as well as you can 😀’
’kusuo I’m joking’
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‘me too I knew that’
(“Thank goodness..her books were the only thing keeping me sane from those nuisances..”)
- In Saiki’s head
he doesn’t get all the writer memes bc he’s not an author, obviously he’s not stupid so he does find some funny
i feel he doesn’t post on social media but if a post of yours does particularly good he’ll repost it
i think I touched up on him being supportive before but yeah I’m gonna say it it again bc it truly is an honorable mention
‘(Name/pen name) has posted!’
- notification
👆💥📲
- Saiki
the emoji combo was terrible but basically that’s him about to break his screen from how hard he clicked
he’s always the first one on your posts and interacts every way possible
except comments..
which sucks cuz it boosts it a lot but he just doesn’t interact online 😭
if it’s a social media where you can see who liked, aiura and torisuka always tease Saiki for being the first like every time
“Dang your a real simp huh? Your the first like on her every post!”
- Aiura
”MAN! You don’t miss a beat do ya Saiki? I can never beat you to it 😭”
- Toritsuka
“wow..you beat me once again. The second the notification pops up you’ve already liked, reblogged and shared before I can even click on it. That’s impressive I must say, but it’s also quite annoying because I would like to be the first one to support (name) one day. In fact you do everything first! You get the books before they publish! You like all her posts first! Satire or not too!- yadda yadda yadda..”
- Akechi
“you don’t even respond to me that fast! Sometimes you leave me on read or delivered for 2 days before you answer me”
- Kaido
Saiki also sees that your friend likes your second acc too
which he would figure since you two are close
ehehe..a bit short dearest but I hope it brings you joy regardless~ 😅💞
I have much to get out..need to be more active..
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Void Steve, not knowing Sabre’s name: We meet again, Captain Blindfold
Sabre: Well well well– hey wait, you call me Blindfold?
Void Steve: …yeah?
Sabre: Because of the… [points to his head]
Void Steve: ….. I’m sorr–
Sabre, sulking: Wow ok hey my dad’s dead too, why not call me captain dead dad.
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hisbutleronhiatus · 3 months
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It has been 17 days since the Kuroshitsuji hiatus was announced.
Today, Grelle found yet another gorgeous shade of red nail polish (entirely different from the other seventeen shades she already has, as anyone with eyes could tell you) called Summer Rose. She purchased it as a business expense. 
Credit: @reine-du-sourire
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 5 months
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Police: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Shiho: Shit.
Kaito: Wait, three?
Police: Yeah?
Heiji: OH MY GOD SHINICHI FELL OFF.
It's funnier when you realize that all of them except Shinichi are canonically able to ride a bike and so know how to balance themselves on one, that's why he's the only one who fell off 😭
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 9 months
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https://youtu.be/B2FLOKIJ5YQ?si=LG6GgSdOrAMbtZEJ
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