#the deadbeat dad jokes

[toji-my-beloved]

i’ve started to DESPISE toji slander it‘s ruining my experience with the fandom.

[idiotsonlyevent]

i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

[lovertm]

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[im-smart-i-swear]

very importrant oc diagram

more in depth descriptions of this stuff below ig

omg same trauma - sympathy and respect but also acknowledging youre not the same. propably the most normal out of the three options. you know very intimate stuff about this person but you have never met and its weird. you live your life normally but sometimes you wonder what it would be like to meet him

i will never be as cool - constantly comparing yourself to him to the point a big chunk of your personality still revolves around your connection to him (in ryous case this is mixed with seeing shiro as a sort of idealised perfect father figure despite never having interacted with the guy before)(its really weird and he tries to be secretive abt it but the others knows anyway)(like kiddo they can tell)(youre not subtle at all). he is soooo good and so pure and perfect and you will never live up to that no matter how hard you try. there must be something wrong with you

gender dysphoria - what it says on the tin. you have this guys memories and voice and body and face and it makes you want to scream and cry and kill him and bury his body in the woods so nobody can ever find it

(also to clear things up this diagram and the explanations are written from a point in the timeline before the whole 'stickbug gets mind controlled' thing so the clones havent met shiro yet)(also also obv this is pretty simplified)

[randomnumbers751650]

Oshi no Ko finale, but it's Kamiki being a deadbeat dad:

Aqua: Father, we're here to kill you.

Kamiki, in his pajamas, watching a DVD of Ai's show, with a can of Yebisu in his hand, not even looking at them: Whatever you say, kid.

[stealingpotatoes]

i just wanted to tell you how much i appreciate your chewie & han post, i literally laughed out loud when i first saw it. brightens my day every time it comes around. tyty

aww i'm !!!!! honestly i think it's one of my funniest jokes of the year I'm so glad you like it too!!

[theood]

If I could change one thing in my life I'd make it so no one ever commented on food

[kayesdreamteam]

Me: Y'know, I can't help but feel like my dream last night didn't taste very good...

PJ, glaring at me from across the room: the tumpet. 🎺 BWAA 😡😡😡

[kqluckity]

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[shellxrls]

I convinced Rafe to get me pregnant but the moment he did I just shifted back cause omg pregnancy sucks 😭

- rafe shifter

NAH U JUST LEFT HIM THERE GIRL 😭😭😭.

[saeraas]

[vivalamusaine]

Raising daughters allowed to be weird and eat freely and not parentified would fix me

[homoeroticvillain]

angie is... surprisingly annoying to design clothes for? cause as angel it isnt too bad just fancy suits usually with yellow worked in. but her casual outfits are hard to make look nice and distinct cause she just wear tanktops and the occasional band tee for smth youve never heard of

[barrenclan]

I want Cashew to get brutally murdered.

How do you know he hasn't been already?

[angels-in-overcoats]

Every instinct I have tells me I should be Dean-coded but Cas and I just share a more profound bond 🤷

[minty-sweet-art]

Every day I have the urge on here to make a joke about me being farther less