#the dumbest thing

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[time-woods]

ice king pipeline ig

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[sparecake]

The NH House of Representatives (or at least someone in it?) is trying to pass a law that makes it legal to drive 10mph over the posted speed limit. Are we too lazy/cheap to buy new signs? Has anyone done ANY safety research on assuming that it's safe to drive an extra 10 above in all locations? What even are laws

[crimeronan]

personally i'm hovering around a 4 or 5 at any given moment.

[kelkilou]

I didn't take part in Summer Vees Week, and all the art was super cute - but whenever I saw the group drawn at an earth-like beach this is honestly all I could think about-

[deep-space-lines]

drew this as a joke on discord but yknow what. sure. i'll post that publicly

original garfield version

[sorunort]

what's he dancing to, correct answers only

[whatswrongwithblue]

Y/N: *setting spoon down in defeat* I'm sorry. This is delicious but too spicey. I could never eat something this hot.

Alastor: That's odd. You're hot and I would still eat you.

Y/N: . . . what

Alastor: *walks away while humming*

Y/N: *calling after him* Because you're a cannibal or because you want me?

Alastor: 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: ARE WE TALKING SEX OR MURDER??!!!

[sporkart]

I'm reading SVSSS.

[smallnico]

baldur's gate 3 if instead of a mysterious hand wound shar gave shadowheart sciatica.

[toffeebrew]

this is totally how they met guys, not a fib is sight...

the kiss was originally supposed to look crappy and it accidentally came out better then I meant to erm

edit: erm ignore the blatant spelling errors 😔

[ohnogodpls]

oh um... baguette?

Transcribed:

["Duke, you did not tell me about your fascinating hobby"

"Pardon?"

"I heard on the streets of Fontaine that you have teh best buns in the nation..."

"..." "When I asked the Traveller about it they said, and I quote: "He has a whole bakery down there"

"Monseigneur..."

"So, I thought, if it's not too much to ask, could I try them. your buns? Or, perhaps, I could ask for something sweeter: like a creampie?"

"Sir, please..."]

[prisma-palace]

so new life series guys whatre our thoughts 😁

[hollow-head]

he doesn't know how it's made