#the entire dumpster

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[cinnamonest]

Update on my HxH experience. I appreciate several characters but my brain has decided that this one specifically is my little skrunkly that I will autistically hyperfixate on for many years to come

[coldinpants]

Young Leonard Snart who wears a big leather jacket and black jeans with holes in the knees. And everyone's like, "wow, this guy is a super hot rebel". But the plot twist is that he's ... he's just poor.

[toastypockets]

POV:

You're not allowed to leave while the kid you blackmailed into helping you is desperately trying to explain himself in front of his friends.

[ragingtwilight]

yall i watched the jim carrey Grinch for christmas with the boys and i totally forgot how absolutely down catastrophic Martha is for him it is so fucking funny

[sad-endings-suck]

“Zuko would have jumped in front of Azula’s lighting bolt for anyone!”

Yes! And? Katara would’ve given the “I’ll make sure your destiny ends right then and there, permanently.” speech, to anyone who threatened the life of a loved one. Whether it be Aang, Sokka, Toph, Hakota, etc. Hell, she’d defend an innocent stranger that way, and she has. Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen Zuko take a lightning bolt for someone else besides Katara— oh wait, we haven’t (he still would though ofc).

Regardless, it’s the same point, inverted.

“Zuko would die for any of his friends” and “Katara would kill for any of her friends” are foil characterization traits; not opposing arguments.

[eqt-95]

17, 20, 30 if you please

17. talk about your writing and editing process i typically edit as i write which i've discovered can be a real distraction when i haven't even fleshed out the plot. to counter this, i've been trying to be less focused on a perfect first draft. my current wip is a great example of that: my first pass was totally unpublishable. so was my second. my third is... getting there. there are still a lot of <something> placeholders and the occasional keyboard smash to indicate 'transition' though. weirdly i am writing a LOT slower this way, but hey, it's all an experiment, eh?

20. in what year did you publish your first fic? oh! I have no idea? it was definitely in college and i never finished it. i also couldn't even tell you what my username was (it was something like thisorthat with a number at the end?). i want to say it sometime around 2010.

30. share a fic you’re especially proud of i'm really waffling over this. i'm proud of all of them for having been published, but i'd really love to give each one a good edit (think 'lobotomy'). for the sake of answering though, i'm actually really proud of follow the buttons, chapter 2. the fic was originally intended as a one-shot, but a really well-timed comment sort of lit a fire under the ole fingertips, and i wrote the entire second chapter in a single 2-hour sitting.

ask game

[whyeverr]

It's early morning and party prep is already in full swing. Lydia is already enjoying one of her presents: a plastic playpen secured to the metal roof with industrial magnets, constructive adhesive, and a wing and a goddamn prayer.

"Now don't go getting any ideas, trying to climb out of this like the pack and play."

...When Lydia inevitably escapes the baby-proofed playpen we'll know who to blame. 😁

[tavina-writes]

LoCH update:

Yang Kang renounced the surname Wanyan and he and Guo Jing are sworn brothers now, on the way to kill Wanyan Honglie.

For a hot second, I thought Yang Kang was turning over a new leaf, but nope! Two pages (pages on Kindle, anyway) later I'm reading about him already waffling and considering whether to warn his not-dad 😂

ALAS it is very difficult to be a Kang'er in these trying times. (Every Day).

[cyypress]

so you’re telling me that stydia is broken up and sterek got a watered down version of the destiel treatment?

[cardworksartblog]

Their friendship is actually so special to me,.,,, fucked up bug and her Little Guy friend who may or may not be a fucking parasite. They make me go insane

[direquail]

everyone talking about how Gideon gets to be a dick in NtN because she’s spent six months on Antioch fucking making friendship bracelets with Ianthe and watching her dad’s mental health go down the drain and blah blah trauma

when on reread it’s absolutely crystal clear that Gideon is being a dick to Nona specifically because “Harrow” kissed Gideon and Gideon is having capital-F Feelings about it and coping with it like an absolute dumbass. just peak shitty teenage boy being mean to the girl he likes when she’s nice to him because he doesn’t know the script for the situation behavior. absolute feral cat completely unsocialized hissing because it’s a sound humans can hear behavior.

[simcardiac-arrested]

thoughts on something borrowed (2011) ^_^

okay hi im 6 hours late because im busy as a whale but see i Liked this movie is the thing. it was horrible it was so bad but i was watching it at 9pm and i was so fascinated by how bad it was that i even Liked it a little bit. like i said it was like a car crash. absolutely terrible but i couldnt bring myself to look away. okay so get this there's these two best friends rachel and darcy and the second one is about to get married. The thing is that they are first of all the trope where it's like loser nerd girl who's never socially achieved anything & blonde slaygirl who's annoying and self centered but also weirdly cares in her own way and also fucks everyone. Ok. so darcy is about to get married to this guy dex and she and him go to a party to celebrate rachel's 30th birthday. and then rachel and dex are left alone and he does some shit and she goes this is why i had a crush on you in law school ... and then they MAKE OUT? AND FUCK? LIKE JUS T SUDDENLY JUST LIKE THAT LIEK HUHHHH? HELLO? it's like ok i get you're drunk but seriousy how can you do this to your best friend when she's getting married in a few days. But whatever. AND THE WORST THING IS DEX IS THE MOST WHITE BREAD BORING ASS GUY LIKE THERE IS NOTHINGGGGGG ABOUT HIM THAT MAKES DOING ANY OF THIS WORTH IT he';s literally just. there. and then basically they continue doing fuckall for 2 hours and all rachel does is get mad that dex is still with darcy (?? what is he supposed to do he's supposed to get married to her) and she tries to make him jealous constantly and it's so dumb. ESH you are all horrible people. which is to say darcy spends the whole time slaying and being a self absorbed cunt like always but then in the second half of the movie we also find out she's been cheating on dex??? WITH THE GUY WHO SHE THOUGHT RACHEL WAS WITH ????? and then it turns out she got PREGNANT from him????? SO THEY BOTH CALL OFF THE WEDDING?????????? but then darcy realizes rachel has been fucking dex and she gets SO mad she's like I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU even though 2 seconds ago she was like lol yea it's fine no more wedding i don't think it was working out. and im pregnant from another dude anyways lol haha WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKED DEX? anyways. if you even care rachel had a best friend who was helping her through all of this and supporting her and he was always trying to push her to do what he wants. and they gave like 0 romantic vibes EVER but then out of the blue at the end of the movie he goes Well i like you. and rachel is like oh lol well sorry im too into thjis white dude who is too much of a pussy to do anythiung ever regarding our relationship. and her bestie is like ok. AND I WAS SO BAFFLED BY THIS ROMANTIC REVEAL BUT AT THIS POINT ? THEY SHOULDVE GOTTEN TOGETHER BECAUSE THAT DUDE PUT SO MUCH MORE EFFORT IN THAN DEX EVER DID ADN HE WAS ALSO LESS BORING AND ACTUALLY HAD A PERSONALITY. ok. and then the movie ends and rachel and dex are together and it's like yayyy!!! BUT WHO FUCKIGN CARES THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO BORING AND STUPID . LITERALLY ESH YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE PEOPLE DONT LET ANYBODY ELSE GET INVOLVED INM YOUR RELATIONSHIP. great movie it was making my face contort with expressions previously unknown to human biology

[joysmercer]

u know what's insane. that time the writers decided to be have amber be like "jerome we should date" out of nowhere and then have them both simultaneously go "ew no" also out of nowhere

[magnifiico]

@charroblanco || cont.

“Of course, of course. I'm sure that's very true. You've captured many hearts... where you're from,” the king responds in stark contrast, levelly meeting that heated stare with his own practiced passivity. As the entertainer (That is, after all, precisely where this man's fame comes from, is it not? Just that?) flexes his fingers, stretching out what had moments before been fists, Magnifico maintains his poise—rather, he practically goes out of his way to loosen his posture visibly.

Then, breath falling from his nose with traces of a chuckle not quite formed, he shakes his head. “Let's not get overly dramatic.” He pricks his ears to the noticeable contempt in the other's tone. Oh, we may need to address that if it continues. “I only mean the people of Rosas”—'my people,' he's tempted to say—“have other priorities and idols. Now, that's hardly your fault.”